#lol i think I'm so funny lol

[seriousturd]

#tumblr polls #random polls #poll time #i love looking at usernames and wondering what it MEANS #so many of you guys have such cool sounding usernames #i just picked random words i like LMAO #serious because people always see me as super serious irl (i'm just a very anxious perfectionist lol) #and turd because i have the sense of humor of a toddler and think poop jokes are funny

[bigy-bigley]

THIS INTERACTION...

the way that this was literally the first thing i thought of

#guilty gear #guulty gear strive #ggst #elphelt valentine #ramlethal valentine #i'm begging someone please draw this or smth it would be so funny #even better with the knowledge that elphelt is compared to a bush dog #i know it's somewhat out of character for ram but PLEASE i would lol i think

[chiricat]

ryomina demons are winning

#does anyone here like them idk. theyre funny #putting off finishing p3re to draw these so i don't have to be sad just yet #cat’s art #ryomina #ryoji mochizuki #makoto yuki #minato arisato #p3 #persona 3 #p3re #p3 reload #sorry for traditional sketch stuff... idk i just feel like i do better on paper even tho its literally the same style #like i can just get the lines better on paper. i think my brush is probably too thick digitally if i'm having this problem lol #makoto makes me so emo u guys have no idea. i didn't quite get this guy in the beginning but now... #full force understanding of a character. hes. he :( (incoherent sobbing) #tag ramble again SORRY I UEBRO4Y39NRMFMT #oh yeah the period thing going around is so funny. PERSONA 3 PERIOD SIMULATOR

[brookheimer]

people acting like twitter's new post count is gonna cause a mass exodus to tumblr.... this website's demographic has not changed in 865578 years and it sure as hell won't now. this is the site for people who were weird and unhappy in middle school. everyone on here has either been around since they were weird unhappy 13-year-olds or joined when they were weird unhappy 13-year-olds, left because they thought they were normal for a while, then came crawling back again when they realized deep down they were still weird unhappy 13-year-olds. what does this site possibly have to offer you if you grew up happy well-adjusted and unaware of homestuck

#like have you seen that poll of when people joined tumblr and it's ALLLL early/mid 2010s if not earlier?? #twitter's fuckups have brought some people over but like. not as many as yall think #and thank god for that. i am very happy in my small corner of this website where i am surrounded by people with good taste and good takes #LOL #i'm the second category btw. weird unhappy 13yo --> No Im Normal --> oh ok no i'm not but shhh keep it on the dl (tumblr) this time #instead of running around asking everyone if they've heard of this thing called homestuck and giggling whenever anyone said bucket #...dark times. #but no like it's so funny to me that people think normal people will actually use tumblr. the stigma around it ALONE will drive em away #which like. fair honestly lolll #100 #this time on posts i didn’t expect to get notes #lollll #500 #1000

[diamondsheep]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELOVED MARIMO 💚💚💚!!!

#a little bit late but happy birthday to one of my favorite characters ever 💚💚💚 #never thought that i was gonna love Zoro so much but here i am c': thank you you dumb lost swordsman for making me so happy <3 #asdjhaskjhd yes they are wearing his outfits 💖💖💖💖 #i choose the east blue crew + chopper bc i feel that they are like the closest to Zoro ? or well i love their friendships with him #i tried to use my old coloring technique and i think i'm gonna go back to it! i love shiny colors >:3c #i'm so happy with this !! i really like how everyone looks ! #btw zoro's birthday also marks my 1year anniversay of drawing OP fanart which is kinda funny lol #one piece #zoro #sanji #usopp #luffy #nami #chopper #roronoa zoro #blackleg sanji #tony tony chopper #monkey d. luffy #one piece fanart #my drawings #diamondsheep art

[stairset]

I do feel like the way Kyoshi was written in the Avatar reboot was lowkey influenced by the fandom's perception of her. Cause like in the original show she's really just portrayed as a pragmatist who's willing to kill if necessary. Like Aang is conflicted about killing the Fire Lord and she's like "well if I were in your position I'd do it but that's just me. Good luck." And then people started making memes where she's like a murderous psychopath who thinks extreme violence is always the solution. And it was funny at first cause it was just exaggerating for comedy but now everyone thinks she was actually like that in the show when she really wasn't. And then in the remake her introductory scene is her angrily yelling at this 12 year old that he needs to stop being a little pussy and be a ruthless warrior or whatever and the only explanation I can think of is that someone in the writer's room maybe looked at a few too many of those memes.

#she had an awesome fight scene though so there's that #disclaimer i own both the kyoshi books but haven't actually read them yet #so this is just going off how she was written in the original show #i'm working my way through all my books that i haven't read yet so i'll get to the avatar novels soon #but i gotta get through a couple more star wars books first lol #but yeah you know those spider-verse memes #where they take the scene where jefferson says ''spider-man why did you create that guy'' #and they replace it with some funny dark shit like ''spider-man kill him and his family'' or ''spider-man fuck this guy's ass'' #that's basically what people seem to think kyoshi is like #avatar the last airbender #avatar kyoshi #shut up tristan

[lamuliz]

Designed Lovebug Narry !!

#I'm not sure if this one is suggestive but if you think so please refrain from suggestive comments (respectfully swooning is ok lol) #like barking is funny you can do that one #i just liked the silly pose #narrator #tsp #tspud #tsp narrator #lovebug au #lovebug narrator

[cutter-kirby]

he’s a babygirl he’s a failwife he’s a losercore dumbass and he’s the most love-filled man to ever exist

#lighthearted ofc #i just think he’s neat #local man gets his heart ripped out and is like ‘but? I gotta go save my daughter??’ #also there’s something about #the thing you’re trying to destroy being the only thing keeping you alive #like woah!! #also he’s just funny #’hey don’t I get a say in this??’ #SIR #re8 #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #pulling out all the tags when I make an actual post lol #ethan winters #1k #!?!?!?!?!?! #thank you??? #i'm so glad you guys appreciate the funny biteable mold man <333 #2k #3k

[scificrows]

Okay, my brain refuses to think about anything other than Murderbot, so I looked at every use of the word "friend[s]" in TMBD and... created some pie charts. Normal human activities.

Some Thoughts™ I had while putting this together (under the cut):

In All Systems Red, Murderbot notes that the PresAux crew are all close friends (twice! and goes on to explain their internal relationships which I think is very cute). This is pretty much the only use of 'friends' in ASR, except for when Murderbot says that SecUnits can't be friends with each other.

It seems that this may be one of the first times Murderbot has ever really been around a group of friends before? Murderbot notes that this is not the norm for its contracts and admits that the fact that they are all friends and the way they interact with each other make it actually enjoy that contract (before!!!! the hostile attack, so it already enjoys this contract before they start seeing it as a person etc ghghhhh). [Inference: Friendship seems enjoyable.]

The first character that calls Murderbot its friend is ART in Artificial Condition. Murderbot immediately refutes this (and then goes on to call ART its friend to its clients for the rest of the book). [Inference: Maybe ART is Murderbot's friend. And maybe that is... agreeable]

Rogue Protocol has more than twice as many instances of the word 'friend' as any of the other novellas. Why? Miki. Friendship and its implications for non-humans are a central theme because Miki is friends with everyone. Murderbot initially scoffs at the notion that Miki and Miki's humans are friends. At the end of the book, after witnessing how desperately Don Abene tried to stop Miki from trying to save them, and her grief after its death, Murderbot has to admit that she had in fact been Miki's friend. [Inference: Humans can be friends with bots and can sincerely care about them]

In Exit Strategy, Murderbot tentatively uses the word "friends" for its humans for the first time (several times actually). It questions whether it can actually call them its friends or not and later realizes that it had been afraid what admitting that the humans are its friends would do to it. At the end of the book, Mensah tells Murderbot the PresAux crew are its friends, which is the first time a human has directly said that to it (at least on-page). [Inference: Humans can and want to be Murderbot's friends]

In Network Effect, Murderbot seems to be more habituated to the word 'friend', confidently calling ART and Ratthi its friends, like it is no longer just trying the concept on unsure if it fits. There are many instances in which other characters refer to MB as ART's friend or the other way around and Murderbot's humans refer to Murderbot as their friend several times. Generally, there seems to be less hesitancy, because yes, all of them are Murderbot's friends, why wouldn't they be. [Inference: SecUnits can have friends. This SecUnit has friends. They care about it a lot.]

Conclusion: The Murderbot Diaries tell the story of a construct that does not seem to consider the possibility of friendship for itself and is fine with that - until it accidentally starts caring a little too much and suddenly more and more people annex it as a friend (ew) to the point where it can no longer deny that this is happening and has to begrudgingly admit that yes, it has friends now and maybe that is actually not a bad thing.

#the murderbot diaries #murderbot #𓄿 #hi i'm READY to write a thesis about murderbot i am having way too much fun with this #i created a pretty excel spreadsheet and everything #i don't know why i did this but now i can look at them while i think about this more! so i figured i'd share them haha #i didn't count uses of 'friendly' but special shoutout to when MB is all alone in its cold cubicle missing 20% of its body mass #and starts putting on a show because 'the friendly noise would keep it company' 😭😭 #i feel sick thinking about murderbot all alone on its own not knowing what its like to have friends watching media for 'the friendly noise' #also YES okay i wanted to make a point about miki there but i just #couldn't bring myself to talk about that more so... yeah #also uhhh this data is very subjective #i didn't count particularly ironic uses of 'friend' and generally did not count every instance of friend and sometimes it was a hard call #also i probably shouldn't have counted the times murderbot refered to drones or secsystems as its friends (often after hacking them) #but murderbot does seem to care about them and shows kindness and respect and sometimes points out that a system is friendly #so while i don't think MB means “friend” in the same way referring to them as when it refers to ART for instance #i still think its CUTE and also kinda funny how many times that happened so i decided to keep those!!! #but yeah take my data with a grain of salt lol

[braimin]

I don't really ship Luffy with anyone often because I think that dude only thinks about food, fun, and family. But I think if I ever ship him with anyone, it's usually Zoro. Like those two have the best chemistry.

Luffy heard Zoro's name and was like 'That guy, I want him.' Then he meets him and is immediately like 'Oh you're coming with me.' And Zoro meets this weird goofy guy that feeds him dirt rice and is like 'If you don't come with me you ain't getting these swords back.' and his reaction is just 'ugh yeah sure whatever just hand 'em over.' And then they just sail off in a little dingy, just the two of them.

There's also just something special to me about Zoro's loyal dog behavior. Like that scene from water 7 where Luffy goes 'cut 'em. they're in the way.' and Zoro just goes 'yes sir.' like?? I was gagged lol. Zoro would probably cut the entire red line if Luffy asked him too. And Luffy would do anything for him too, obviously, but Zoro's 'I won't bow to anyone but you' vibe is so good. They're also just two silly guys and I love a comedy duo couple.

#one piece #zolu #zoro #luffy #I do think lawlu is funny #cause it's like watching a wild dog following around a feral cat #Like I bet law would try to break up with him so many times and Luffy would just continue on like nothing happened #and be like 'idk that's pretty selfish of you to say traffy' #Meanwhile if zolu got together they'd be locked in for life #I'm just rambling lol

[brittlebutch]

Jay's hypocrisy is a little bit endearing to me ngl; he'll go on twitter to bitch about how much totheark stalking/filming him is causing life-ruining paranoia & then turn around and post video footage of himself stalking Alex for months and reading Tim's medical records out loud to an audience with seemingly no conscious thought connecting the two actions as The Same Thing

#N posts stuff #I'm doing rewrites of my character notes on my neocities page bc i get to be as longwinded as i want to on there #so i'm thinking about this again; totheark being a direct narrative parallel of Jay is so fucking funny bc like #totheark knows that they're parallels but i don't think that Jay does lmao #like in Entry59 Jay doesn't seem Shocked by Tim's reaction to finding out that Jay has been stalking/posting about him #like he acknowledges that he can in some way Relate to the way Tim feels... and then One Month Later he publicly shares #Tim's real life medical records & talks about how pissed he is that some of the personal information was censored .. like lol #babygirl what's going on in that head of yours; i'm not even sure you know #mh lb #marble hornets

[wyvernity]

sss day my favorite national holiday WOOOOHHHH

bonus

#pokemon #trainer lyra #rival silver #soulsilvershipping #timeskip tag #bao beis #i had so much more planned. but alas. college. #ANYWAY. sss my everything. ohh. always thinking abt them. #this is very obviously lyra's room! all the pink! massive bed to fit all her pokemon! the champion paycheck gets you that much at least #and plants!!! no. 1 horticulturist in johto #she's living somewhere around the base of mt silver... decently close to the league and her hometown #so i like to imagine her with a huge greenhouse so she can take care of plants even in the harsher climate #meanwhile silver has one of those decrepit malelivingspace flats in viridian. he's making it work. #i can only see sss properly moving in together liiiike in their late 20s #after they get to enjoy young adult independence for a while #but before they permanently settle down they should go on silly adventures again... just once. or twice. or #as much as i like to entertain the thought of them being homebodies i think they'd rather spend their lives travelling haha #since silver never got to fully experience it as a kid on the run #being a wanted man and all #and lyra is itching for the getaway #they deserve to be in nature and responsibility-free and *frothing at the mouth* #BTW i put my whole wyvussy into that wall decor #lisia signed poster... rosa's resemblance as mei(!!!) in the totoro one... bell tower + whirl island pics // #pokemon constellations... and those gen 4 mail templates that no one actually used. probably from dawn. champion penpals :] #i debated doing a lance poster because celebrity idol funny but nah she'd bin that immediately after moving out #oh yeah the drawover was um. inspired by the nonebinary neochamp fit. so happy for my son. #i'm glad i managed to finish the big piece in time otherwise i would've just posted that LOL can you imagine #okey bye happy sss day

[skrunksthatwunk]

the debate continues (pt 1) but kurama gets called in

bonus under the cut (ft hiei):

gay people

#can you tell i'm much more used to drawing hiei and kurama? lol. i just love their hair sm like.. mwah #anyway idek if this is funny but here's more of it ig #also i just typed 90s yaoi cover into google so i know nothing about that image or its source material so like. open to fun facts ig #yyh #yu yu hakusho #kuwameshi #kazuma kuwabara #kurama #shuichi minamino #hiei #anyway kuwameshi bi4bi moment and i think about the discovery of that a lot. also yusuke's nb to me so im picturing another side of this #where yusuke's like oh man... maybe i AM the girl??? but for gender reasons and not like. relationship dynamic or uke/seme reasons or whatv #also poor kuwabara. that's not going to help you very much i think. he's gonna believe in the yaoi hole :( #skrunkart #thinking about how kurama uses telepathy when he's first introduced and kind of never again after that?? anyway that's what going on in tha #hiei extra fyi #kuwabara kazuma #minamino shuichi #idkkkkk #hoorayy anyway so like. yusuke and kuwabara here like each other so much but don't know what that makes them (bi in this case) bc of the #past interest in girls. like they both have been into girls but they feel so strongly about each other they can't just ignore it. so they'r #like shit i guess we're gay now. and that doesnt fit right but what else could it be? and also they have like zero accurate knowledge of #queer people and queerness. very 'completely trusts an am i gay quiz' moment to me #they don't know where to look besides yaoi and that's Not For Them so that doesn't work. confusing times for kuwameshi i spose #plus kuwabara spirit sensitivity = gaydar in this case #a little tiny tiny kurahi in there. to me :)

[nerdy-talks]

Obey Me! Scenario - Rumors and Reminiscing

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*MC and Solomon cuddling on the sofa*

MC : *giggles to themselves*

Solomon : What's so funny, MC?

MC : Just thinking about the past. Well... technically the future.

Solomon : Oh? Would you be willing to share?

MC : I see someone's curious~

Solomon : Of course. I can't help myself from being interested in something that has my adorable apprentice so amused.

MC : *giggles again* Believe it or not, I didn't trust you at all when we first met because Lucifer and the others warned me not to trust you, claiming that you were shady and just as conniving as a demon. Yet look at us now, closer than ever before. Isn't that hilarious?

Solomon : *gritting his teeth while forcing a smile* Haha! Yes. Hilarious.

- Later -

Solomon : *concocting a potent, borderline toxic recipe* Those brothers are one to talk about trust... I'll show them shady... *violently stirs in a bunch of questionable ingredients*

#this is serious / personal #I genuinely did not trust Solomon at first in the OG because Lucifer warned us to stay away from him #isn't that funny? xD #I don't think Solomon would find it funny #but it would fuel their ongoing feud over MC so I'm here for it lol #I seriously love Solomon and trust him now too 💙 #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me nightbringer #obey me scenario #obey me nightbringer scenario #obey me imagine #obey me nightbringer imagine #obey me solomon #obey me mc #solomon x mc #obey me solomon imagine #obey me nightbringer solomon #obey me nightbringer solomon scenario #obey me solomon scenario

[a2zillustration]

Why is it always rats.

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[[ All Croissant Adventures (chronological, desktop) ]]

[[ All Croissant Adventures (app) ]]

#and it's funny every time LMAO #thank goodness for Gale and his AoE spells with the safety on #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #act III spoilers #croissant adventures #tav #the emperor #comics #saying this on Jan 1st but I think I'm going to start pausing weekend posts now #I've slowed down my playing and I think we're getting closer to end-game so the backlog can take some time off from posting #that said I'm sure I still have at least 40 hours of playtime left lol this game is so massive ty Larian

[lesbian-rook]

could you draw ragatha comforting an abstracting pomni? like ragatha calms her down enough to make the abstraction go away! thanks :3

🎶When darkness is all you see This is our Sweet Blasphemy🎵

#buttonblossom #pomni x ragatha #the amazing digital circus #i don't know any lullabies so i went with the next best thing #aka a song that i like but also i think it would be really funny if the only song Ragatha remembered from her old life was just. #a random Black Veil Brides song #idk the lyrics kinda work if you squint. cannot explain it. you have to find strength in yourself and others to be free #idk. i'm tired lol #off topic. all the other requests i got were angst. not complaining i just think it's interesting. makes sense with the existential themes #sorry i didnt draw her fully abstracting i had this in my head and just went for it