#look at his sunglasses!!

[astrolavas]

these outfits? camp!

+ bonus extra-swagless hunter to restore balance in the world:

#bro ended up looking too much like a cutie patootie silly billy here. i fear we need to kill him with hammers sorry (said lovingly) #always thinking abt how the one concept art is literally just bowie's ziggy stardust costume recolored LMAOOOO go bi boy go! #the owl house #hunter toh #toh art #hunter noceda #hunter deamonne #hunter #toh hunter #my art #fanart #toh fanart #toh #the crew got rid of his 70's orange jumpsuit with flared pants and orange sunglasses because they knew it'd slay too hard #loser sonboy

[tzarrz]

This came to me in a dream - PART 2

#whoopsie would you look at the time #swear i'm not a 'one and done'!! #something commonly known as ‘things and stuff’ happened #here is my apology #anyway they sicken me #this sounded funnier in my head #where are his sunglasses? i don't know you tell me #suggestive #just slightly #they could never #they both have no idea what intimacy is #don't be like them #guys don't laugh he's suffering!! #vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #trimax #trigun

[generalghosty]

super late to this but... yee haw

#dirk strider #homestuck #cowboy #my art #yeah i draw the coyly-looking-over-shoulder pose too much #but hey at least i drew his sunglasses for a change

[darqx]

Aren't you tired of being nice?

#boyfriend to death #art #idk man i just wanted to draw the whole fire backlight look again #tho the problem with colouring like this is you lose a lot of detail at the front lol #he didnt start the fire 🎶 #it was always burning 🎶 #first thing i've properly drawn in about a month \o/ #august was a bit of a clusterfuck for me for multiple reasons #on a side note i do have a bunch of asks ive been meaning to answer since months ago so theyre coming at some point #...i forgot...his sunglasses #just pretend he has them in a pocket or something

[canisalbus]

is machete an albino dog? if so.. does he have poor vision like some albino animals do?

Yes, actually! His vision isn't quite as bad as it could potentially be considering his condition, but he's definitely at least nearsighted enough that he'd benefit from wearing glasses. He has trouble seeing distant objects clearly and reading in particular gets challenging if the text is small enough and/or farther than, say, an arm's length away. He tends to hold items very close to his face when he's inspecting them, especially if he's not actively paying attention to how he looks at that moment.

On top of that his eyes are highly sensitive to bright lights. Direct midday sun gives him the worst headaches very swiftly. If he has any say in it, he prefers to go out on overcast days, early mornings and evenings.

He probably has a pair of custom spectacles ready for those occasions when he absolutely can't manage without them, but he's reluctant to keep them on his person consistently (let alone be seen with them). His body keeps finding new ways to let him down and to him, surrendering to wearing glasses would be like admitting another defeat. So he squints and fumbles and does his best to hide the fact he can't see that well. He has a lot of health anxieties and he's worried about the possibility of his vision weakening further and potentially preventing him from doing his job, after all most of it is centered around reading and writing. It's the one thing he enjoys, is very good at, and that makes him feel useful and needed.

#when you have a vast private library but your eyes aren't cooperating #too bad sunglasses as an invention hadn't reached Europe yet #they would complete his summer goth look so neatly #answered #anonymous #Machete #now that we're talking about senses I might add that his hearing is excellent #he's easily startled by loud and sudden noises #he's a picky eater #he's got low pain tolerance but he tries to be brave about it most of the time #and there's some tactile sensory processing quirks

[ohitslen]

Why does your neighbor never blink dude??

Almost forgot to post these here, but hey I remembered right?:)

#he really is such a silly guy! #remember his sunglasses are polarized so you cant see his eyes so you would only feel a hole on your face but from who?? #him on the other side of the sidewalk thats who #“why do I feel funny things when i see my weird neighbor who looks like my friend from another life smoking” (ww search history) #trigun #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #vashwood #trigun stampede #wolfwood #vash #nicholas trigun #trigun fanart #reincarnation au #Trigun au #lenssi draws #trigun fic #trigun fanfiction #upcoming anyways

[elizaisdunn]

where in the world is JudgeJudyAndExecutioner ??

#eliza draws #jimmy solidarity #bigbst4tz2 #pearlescentmoon #joel smallishbeans #grian #limited life #traffic smp #judge judy and executioner #let’s pretend I didn’t forget to give jimmy his sunglasses ok #ngl i’m pretty proud of how this came out I think the colors look nice #literally have no idea how to color water I hope these blobs will do

[otaku553]

More doodles for the one piece spy x family crossover

#one piece #spy x family crossover #revolutionary sabo #portgas d ace #monkey d luffy #still debating on a spy codename for Sabo. since WISE seems to enjoy times of day I want it to have something to do with dawn or dusk #but that might be a bit on the nose #sabo’s walking stick is like his replacement for his pipe. blunt bludgeoning weapon that he can carry around in broad daylight #ace as an assassin decides his disguise is just going to be. being shirtless #plus those silly sunglasses but the main thing is the shirtless mess #because if he can’t be shirtless during the day in society then he might as well be shirtless when he’s out being a badass #the three of them are dumbasses (affectionate) #the only reason luffy looks as put together as he does is because sabo helped him pick the outfit and it’s extremely comfortable #mostly to help luffy get jobs. luffy does whatever job he feels like doing every day! #some days he’s a waiter some days he’s a gardener some days he’s a cashier #when Lois eventually gets over his paranoia over luffy popping up everywhere and finds out luffy is sabo’s brother he starts #paying luffy to babysit Anya. which of course means sabo is babysitting the both of them because trusting luffy to watch a child is maybe #not the best idea.

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Man was so busy thinking up ways to be passive aggressive about your arts degree at the next family BBQ that he forgot to put his finger on the trigger while firing his gun

#He looks like he'd call me a slur for drinking wine #He looks like he'd be uncomfortable with a woman wearing jeans #He has 15 profile pictures and they're all him sitting in a truck wearing sunglasses and taken from a low angle #He has a copy of Nineteen Eighty-Four (hasn't read it) on his bookshelf next to three rifles and a framed flag of America #He sees the word “doctor” on a door and is taken violently aback when there's a woman on the other side #He has personally started multiple fundraisers to save Andrew Tate from being victimised by Big Media #Warhammer 40k #Warhammer 40000 #Call of Duty #CoD

[doctorsiren]

What would a Klapollo swap to match DefenseWorth and ProsecutorWright look like?

I accidentally turned them into Howl and The Scout 😨

#doctorsiren #ace attorney #ace attorney au #apollo justice #klavier gavin #ace attorney fanart #swap au #I’ll tag the other AUs since it’s semi related #defenseworth au #prosecutor wright au #digital art #my art #procreate #Apollo’s that one thing where it’s like ‘sunglasses are great bc nobody can tell where you’re looking’ #and then cut to a shot of his face very close to Klavier #I think that after Kristoph’s downfall: 1) Klavier would need definite healing time and also self-discovery now that he’s free #from his brother’s manipulation #2) he would dress in more flashy prosecutor-y clothes because he just likes that style #3) battle of the bands #I don’t know what I meant by that but yeah #Apollo’s actually constantly freaking out but he hides it with his persona #he probably tries to get an image as a cool rockstar but the internet probably sees him the way they see Tom Holland #yes he’s a celebrity and most everyone loves him BUT it’s just not the vibe he was tryna go for

[time-slink]

obligatory hotguy art

#my art #goodtimeswithscar #gtws #i JUST realized i didn’t polish half his sunglasses and that’s gonna bother me forever but not quiiite enough to go fix now #what is it abt him that’s so fun to draw… #usually i give scar more rugged features like facial hair and well. the scars. #but i wanted to go for a more plastic action figure kinda look #regularly scheduled rugged scar will be back soon #unrelated i also just realized the way i stylized his cannula looks like a septum piercing lol. yeah sure why not

[imperfectcourt]

I want comfortable summer college jock Neil wearing a tank top, scars on full display, enjoying the sun and being stupid with his best friend Matt with no cares of the (surprisingly few) stares. He's a junior, he's old news on campus, nobody gives a shit about his drama anymore, he's captain of the exy team and he's having a waterballoon fight with Matt on the quad nearest Fox Tower and having the type of fun that passersby badly want to join in on but don't have the confidence to

#aftg #neil josten #matt boyd #it takes a long time and he doesnt feel this way all the time #but sometimes the stars align and hes in a good mood and the sun is blaring and matt looks mischievous #so he puts on his shorts and the only tank top he owns #thats tighter at the armholes than most people usually wear but his shoulders and collar bones are as much on display as his forearms #when matt sees him in it he gets the balloons ready SO FAST #andrew watches from a towel under a tree just out of splashing range #sunglasses slipping halfway down his nose that he doesnt bother fixing and soda straw in his mouth that hes forgotten to drink out of

[introspectivememories]

tim "you came" drake and bernard "you called" dowd

#and also the other way around #but what's important here is that they drop everything for each other #but also tim saying this to bear at 3 in the morning standing on the deck of the boat #looking at bear who's sweaty and panting from running all the way over from his parent's house #'you came.' he whispers #bear lifts his head and smiles gently. even then tim thinks he needs sunglasses to shield his eyes from #bear's brilliance. 'you called.' bear says softly waving his phone in the air. #bernard dowd #tim drake #timbern #timber #dc

[starrysharks]

he has a tan now

#zeno's art #ocs #reassassination #v a angel #there is an in universe reason why he's so tanned but also i wanted to give him a sort of gyaruo look #with the tanlines from his sunglasses looking a bit like the makeup idk..... #for the unaware - #he is an assassin and part of the clear crucifix organisation #he's a womanizer </3 #overly confident and fickle - loves blondes + wine + vacations + repressing all his emotions

[drafthorsemath]

Update: it's still cold in Wisconsin

#tbb #crosshair #tbb crosshair #toy photography #the bad batch #look I know I'm just randomly posting at this point I don't care #But isn't he just so cool in his sunglasses

[skitskatdacat63]

Fernando 2012 Chair Lore (source: me)

So I've been thinking a lot about Fernando sitting in this particular chair in the Ferrari garage in 2012 for [redacted] reasons:

Originally I just wanted to find more pictures of it for reference, and then went down a rabbit hole of 2012 pictures, trying to figure out when exactly the chair came to be. There's so many pictures of him in it, and it's so funny to me to imagine them hauling this super villain chair all around the world for him. And so now I'm obsessed with the evolution of it:

Pre-Chair - Australia to Bahrain:

He just had this little stool, well I should say big because it somehow still manages makes him look small. Clearly not comfortable; to paraphrase @sweatyflytrap, it's not conducive to his inner Shakespeare villain monologues

The Chair Appears - Spain

He suddenly now has this, aforementioned, super villain chair. Several things, why is it like this. It looks like a sim chair almost ngl. And then the weird plexiglass support is confusing me, like where did they get that. It furthers my narrative they just had this chair that they couldn't put in a car so they put that clear bottom on it. Anyways yes good, now he has somewhere to brood

The Chair Evolves - Silverstone

Look!! They gave him a booster seat!!!

The Chair is Now Here to Stay :)

I downloaded a truly horrible amount of pics him in this chair, so now you all must also look at them >:)

*he still had the chair in 2013, but I think they took it away from him in 2014 :( Is nothing sacred in this world??? I hope he got to take it home hahaha

#i now have a psychosexual relationship with this chair #and im also just obsessed with the range of it??? #theres an equal amnt of pics where he looks like a hot evil villain and then also ones where hes all curled up on it cutely #the co-stars to this post are really all his different sunglasses and the sexy button up fireproofs #this was actually like a true derangment post #irdk what came over me and caused me to make this but it is very important lore actually and i care a lot about it #im just curious about the origins still #like theyre suddenly like in spain 'here is a present for your home race' #the upgrade in silverstone is still killing me. ik its to make it more comfy but like...its literally a booster seat im sorry #but yeah fernando is so real in these. i too would sit in this chair all the time #okay now stay with me bcs this is just vettonso pilled BUT #the difference btwn him and seb in their garages is so funny to me #seb was always sitting on the cabinets like curled up on them lounging on them kicking his legs over them like a kid on a counter etc etc #and then fernando just has a fucking bond villain chair #and you wonder why i ship them so heavily. scoff scoff #this is just a ref post to draw him and seb together on the cha- huh what wait who said that? what was that huh that was weird #fernando alonso #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #*would be so fucking funny to tag this as lore #fa14 #we do a little bit of f1 #catie.rambling.txt #normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion