#love Jerry Springer

[sydlorr]

#Jerry Springer #rip Jerry Springer I used to love watching baggage #apparently he and I share the same birthday? #sydnote #meme #my meme

[spamgyu]

"he can be with sunhee without the guilt" so he really did love sunhee 😭

He loves oc but he is IN LOVE with sunhee 🫶🏼

the same way oc "loves" cheol but is IN LOVE with mingyu

#spamgyu backburner #rip jerry springer... he would have loved backburner

[thatsprettylane]

“You don’t think the title is too misleading, do you?”

“Nah. Print it.”

#fuck Fox News #Jerry springer #bryan kohberger #cw: death #bad journalism #rip jerry springer #you were a menace and I love you for it

[lunapwrites]

LP Yells About The Sims... Again.

OK so I promise I am still writing B U T...

Still also working on this NSB challenge in the Sims4 and need to yell about it for a minute so I am going to just ... yeah.

It's official: Peach Gen (this being Gen 8) is on the board. Sort of; they're still an infant so I can't really skill them up. BUT! They are there.

The Berry family tree has gotten completely out of control, and I am ADORING the chaos. Have I been going into manage households and hunting everyone down and tweaking appearances (just to fix Crimes)? Maybe. But we have gotten to the point that uh.

You can't see the whole thing, even when zoomed all the way out. It's a little bananas. In fact, you can't see the heirs from Gen 4 onward at all in this shot. I can see Gris' twin sister Zelda, and her kids on the very far left, right under Midas and Elena. But that's it.

Have I organized everyone's headshots into a special folder organized by generation and then by which Rose Gen line they spring from? Yeah I sure did. It's easier to divide and conquer since only 5 of the 6 kids had kids and I separate heirs out into their own folder. This is normal this is fine we're doing fine.

As for how the heir thing is going. There's uh. Some story happening. And I feel like this needs explaining lol.

Caveat that I did play correctly and the Pink Gen twins (Rosa and Kamal) are the only children that Orange Gen (Ginger) has had. The rest in that line were through their dad Sidney and were entirely for The Drama (and because I needed easy fodder for Ginger to fight for her Public Enemy aspiration and turning the game into an episode of Jerry Springer seemed like a reasonable decision lmao.)

Short version: the trauma in this family compounds over the generations, holy shit. Like, just gameplay wise. And everything that each generation tries to do better than the one before they wind up somehow making worse without meaning to. I think Pink Gen is the first one that ACTUALLY starts breaking the cycle and I'm really glad that I hauled off and created a Sim to be Rosa's partner because they are wildly in love and happy and I'm living for the peace and positivity after the absolute madhouse that was Ginger's playthrough lol.

Anyway, because they deserve to be seen:

Julep (mint), Jasper (rose), Midas (yellow), Gris (grey), Iris (plum), Ginger (orange), and (below) Rosa (pink), with her extremely lovely husband Charlie who is "freckle-faced, gap-toothed farmer boy who will talk your ear off about plants." Next up is their daughter Lily (peach), but I don't take screenshots until they're at least teens. (I had Julep's pic from when I started but I didn't start tracking properly until I was well into Midas' playthrough and Jasper was already an elder... but he had red hair lol.)

Btw if you're looking for a skinblend for aesthetics I really like Honey. Obviously, since I have decided it's rated E for Everyone lmao.

Anyway I just think they're neat.

#sims 4 #not so berry #sort of #lp sims #pink gen is shaping up to be one of my most zen gens lol #not as perfectly angsty as yellow #and not as rewarding maybe as grey #(we do love to see a comeback queen) #but you know what? we deserve a little happy story okay #maybe fluff is okay sometimes you know? #we do not speak of orange gen #that was the jerry springer gen #good lord #charlie is also in the process of growing out a really awful stache #it's his dad stache #it does not look good on him. #it's perfect.

[lookninjas]

1953.

of all the people that still live on within me Jerry, you dick, can you just fucking die?

#365 #poetry #to be clear this is not about jerry springer #he was my babysitter too i loved that man #but my district manager texted me and i thought 'i'm gonna get fired tomorrow' and jerry last name withheld is why #even after all these years #anyway take care of yourselves and each other

[ifelllikeastar]

Gerald ‘Jerry’ Norman Springer

February 13, 1944-April 27, 2023

#jerry springer #love #television #mayor #actor #broadcaster #journalist #england #illinois

[maleficare]

finally finished hotd ep 7 and 8. all i have to say is um,,, aemond, he--

#e.txt #😔 im a weak bitch for chars w/ eyepatches #forgot how funny this show is #im watching medieval jerry springer #everybodys fucked up love that <3 hdbd

[movedagain-unbearablyindifferent]

“----- None of these cheating assholes are attractive, and they all have the personalities of cardboard!”  Sarah squints at the screen.  “I don’t get it!”

#( sarah watches jerry springer. ) #woman: i love him with all my heart even though he's cheated on me 5000000 times #sarah: hOW????!??!! WHAT ARE YOU SEEING THAT WE AREN'T????!

[latina4rmbx]

I Am a Killer

Shocking!

I'm watching this show on Netflix and I'm like 2 or 3 seasons in. Maybe 12-16 episodes watched and this is what I've learned (I've also learned this with life, but that's a story for another day).

You aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead. Right? What if the person who has perished was your tormentor? Are you supposed to speak of the good times? What if there weren't any?

I'm watching people speak of the deceased and of those who are incarcerated and I see an underlying theme: You don't know who someone is when they're around another person.

Your family may consider you to be the gentlest, most humble and caring person in the world. Is that who you present yourself to be with everyone around you? Do you treat your partner with that same gentleness, humbleness or care?

Do you know how many serial killers had families who loved and adored them and had ZERO clue that they were capable of murdering anyone? Let alone murdering several someones?

Yes, i want to see from the families perspective that their brother or sister or mother or daughter or son or dad was amazing, but I also am paying attention to the prisoner when they say he/she beat me or pulled a knife out on me.

The adage of: "You never know what happens behind closed doors is so true." You don't. Unless someone is willing to open the door for you.

I'm not judging anyone on the show. Not the person who has taken a life and most definitely not the deceased. I'm just saying, you don't know who a person is until they let you in completely and most people don't know how to surrender that type of power to another.

Reserve judgments for whatever higher power you believe in. You live your life and you live in your truth with any individual who is graced with your presence. The universe or God will handle the rest.

Be kind to yourself and to others (did I just quote Jerry Springer?")

Thanks for reading.

XOXO

#love #family #sadness in the mundane #blog #my thoughts #thinking #meaning #adulting #life #books #jerry springer #i am a killer #netflix #netflix series #compassion #hurt #unalive #incarceration #serial killer

[chaos0pikachu]

one of my favorite scenes in all of word of honor is episode 14 at exactly the 2min mark where ye baiyi shows up and is like "you're my idiot students idiot stupid idiocity is generational anyway strip my Immortal Daddy sense tells me you ill as fuck" and zhou zishu is like "you want me to STRIP in the middle of the HOTEL LOBBY???" and YBY is like, "god millennials these days" and then they fight and YBY rips a piece of ZZS's undershirt off and the camera pans to it gently fluttering in the wind like it's the last love letter of a jane austen char got from their beloved with news they died in the war as they gaze over the cliffside over the stormy ocean and then BAM Wen KeXing shows up like a jerry springer guest from the side door and is like "UNHAND MY BELOVED THE REASON MY HEART BEATS EACH MORNING WHEN THE SUN RISES" and catches ZZS by his tiny waist to dramatic spin for extra fruit flavor and YBY is like "who the fuck invited this twink?" and then they fight and it explodes a river and shit and ZZS is like "omg you're gonna wake up the whole neighborhood!!" and YBY is like "I'm literally to Daddy to be dealing with this shit just strip so I can diagnose your martial arts cancer" and WKX is like "MY BABY HAS CANCER???" and tries to strip ZZS himself and ZZS is like "what in the fucking 90s shojo manga by Yu Watase Fushigi Yugi shit is this we're in a CLAMP manga stop pulling at my clothes!!!!" and then just to be extra dramatic and Gay (tm) ZZS rips open his own shirt to reveal *gasp* three nipples nails of martial arts cancer and YBY is just like "damn bae you fucked" and WKX has a complete Gay Breakdown

#word of honor #wenzhou #chaos pikachu speaks #this show must be consumed with the knowledge that it's campy and fun and gay #not seriously ignore all the serious bits of the show they're boring and unfun #pikachu's chaotic recaps

[soberscientistlife]

Senator John Fetterman just gave the PERFECT answer to the House speaker drama:

“Replacing one dick with a different kind of dick isn’t going to change anything in the House. We’re one DNA test from the Jerry Springer show.”

I love how Fetterman holds nothing back!

[reareaotaku]

Can you please write ferb fletcher boyfriend headcanons?💓💓

of course lol

The sweetest boyfriend in the world

He's always willing to listen to your problems and find ways to fix them/ help you

He talks more than he did when he was younger, but most of the time, it's just some smartass quip

He'll never call your problems stupid, even if he is secretly thinking it

You can share all the drama with him. He's kind of invested in it

^ He'll even ask for updates about certain topics

"She then told her to get out before she makes her get out."

"Oh yeah? What happened next?"

He'll watch soap operas, drama, reality tv, white-trash tv [Ex. Jerry Springer], etc if that's what you're into. He's not super into it, but you like it cause it's like watching a car crash and you can't look away. Though after a while he does get a little invested, even though he knows it's scripted

"You Americans have such strange tv"

"Ferb."

"Yeah?"

"You're American"

"No, I'm British."

"Mmmm... You've lived in America for so long, you can no longer make fun of Americans without making fun of yourself"

"Maybe you're right..."

"I know"

He'll roll his eyes, but let it slide. No use in fighting you, because he would not win

Speaking of him being British, you make fun of him for it sometimes, when it's in your favor. [Unlike the previous statement, you only say he's British when you're making fun of him for being British. Though, when it doesn't work in your favor, you say he's way more American]

He kind of lets it happen, because he knows there's like a weird tension between British people and Americans

He's 2 years older than you [Because you're Phineas age] and you use that to your advantage

You call him an old man, cougar, etc etc. Just your little way of teasing him

He really lets you get away with it. There's nothing you can say or do that will make him genuinely upset

He's very laid back, like a waterbed, and he just goes with the flow

He'll go shopping with you and carry all your bags [And doesn't complain]

He remembers most things you tell him, especially the important stuff

Certain things you wanted & loved & things you wanted to do, and so on and on

He remembers holidays, anniversaries, special occasions, etc. Hell, he'd remember things you didn't even know happened

#ferb #ferb fletcher #ferb x reader #ferb fletcher x reader #phineas and ferb #phineas and ferb x reader #headcanons #disney #disney x reader #phineas & ferb #yandere disney #disney imagines #ferb fletcher imagines #pnf #pnf x reader

[moonshynecybin]

#thinkin about teen dad marc…. like diplopia year…. <- say more callie

eye got. SIX asks about this lmao. but anything for you elle ofc. required reading on this is @yekoc’s vale knocks marc up in like 2013/14 post found here go read it (AND THE REPLIES !!! ). foundational text.

but in this one. vale is jerry springer voice NOT THE FATHERRRR. which i think would make his specific commitment issues significantly weirder and more complex. and marc MUCH more neurotic lmao. he has a baby to look after !!! AND he’s doing death defying stunts !!!

so marc either gets a girl pregnant and keeps the baby or gets knocked up and keeps the baby. choose your own adventure. he’s a teen. diplopia year cwaziness. fully like. i am injured and may never race again which i can’t fix instantly and easily so i’m going to HAVE THIS BABY. tries to #win at teen pregnancy. and marc is part of a VERY tight knit little family so once he gets better he absolutely carts that baby all around the world and inside the garage. (which. he comes back because he both wants to and HAS TO. marquez family finances already depended on him, now you add a tiny sweet infant into the mix that he is responsible for. marc is already psychotic about winning because of natural competitiveness and the aforementioned family pressures this would literally make him worse. crazier.) babychamp t-shirts new meaning. bouncing her on his knee in the box in 2012 BIG ASS baby ear protectors. santi very seriously explaining shit about tire pressure to the side. kissing her little cheek in parc ferme.

and vale. meets this baby/toddler. LOVES this baby/toddler. and as his relationship with marc takes shape it’s a little different! marc’s i’m old for my age complex is 9000x more pronounced but VALE’S i’m young for my age complex is toooooo… so it’s weirder. yes they start fucking but it’s also like. less often. less free time more baby time they don’t hang out at bars as much but every time vale sees marc he gets to hang out with a hot person he likes and sometimes he gets to be goofy for a leedle baby that he is RAPIDLY gaining affection for. marc leaves her with vale (HUGE TRUST. THE BABYSITTING LIST OUTSIDE OF FAMILY IS LIKE TWO PEOPLE.) when he goes to the bathroom and vale reaches over to grab her favorite toy (bugs bunny plush iykyk) without thinking and it’s like oh. oh no. like he spends enough time with her that he KNOWS HERRRR… doesn’t have the rigidity of the fuckbuddies dichotomy because they hang out so often WITH the baby so he can’t write the whole thing off as much. truly what do you do if you love and want to coparent a child. but are also exceedingly scared of commitment and growing older. well.

anyways vale is a freak so he turns that over in his head for a bit. scared 2 death. chews on that for a while. but when it really gets too deep for him is hmmmm ranch visit. when marc rocks up with his toddler (hot pink tiny bike for her that goes 1mph. baby pecco and luca and franky braiding her hair.) lethally adorable in a too big yellow vr46 hat that makes vale’s chest feel like RIBBONS.) and then marc races vale like he’s going to DIE. for NO reason. in a fun vibey recreational session. and vale’s fucking in it now!! every time marc takes a corner too fast his heart seizes up and marc’s daughter flashes in his brain (the baby curl of her hair and the way she reached for marc laughing from the crowd last race…) ans cold sweat breaks out across the back of his neck because if something happens to marc then—

so he pulls back. still waves to her in parc ferme. still makes stupid faces to make her laugh (feels like he’s FLYING. feels like WINNING.) and does grabby hands with marc on cooldown laps (eye ALSO think he doesn’t realize that his marc feelings are a separate entity for the baby feelings lmao. like that he would be worried about marc regardless. the baby is a good excuse here…) but. it’s interfering with his focus. he has to win his tenth. he can’t be coparenting this kid (she’s turning FOUR he’s been giving her bday presents for THREE YEARS NOW.) and worried about marc like that because marc is a competitor. and marc doesn’t feel that way anyways. marc is a bastard to him on track. marc is crashing all the time (WITHOUT VALE THERE. he hears about marc’s summertime hand injury and is like haha. and the baby was WERE. who is HOLDING HER??). and suddenly uccio is at his door and marc is a saboteur. and he’s getting older and he’s slower and jorge is GOOD and that’s— that gives something for vale to grab on to. to self destruct this before it can implode by itself. to make sense of all of this.

and afterwards— after sepang and their text thread drying up and everything. she still runs up to vale allll the time… finds him in the paddock tugs on marc’s hand until he lets her go… and vale always picks her up spins her around sends her back to her dad… still gets her a bday gift… marc watching with a sad smile on his faceeeee… vale DOES get over things faster in this universe because he wants to be more involved for babychild but. it’s rough there for a while when vale is still lying to himself and marc is creating RIGID structures for who he lets in to his daughter’s life because she STILL asks him to call vale so he can read the bedtime story because marc does NOT do the voices right… and he CANT CALL HIMMMM

#this was supposed to be more about marc but vale took the wheel #callie speaks #motogp #asks #rosquez

[princess-of-thebes-1995]

I got a funny idea. Yandere Hannibal Lecter x Female Reader

Lecter licked his grey lips in annoyance. He was at a weird audience room in a reality talk show. Jerry Springer.

You and him came from his home in London to America to visit your side of the family. He found Americans strange. Rude, no manners or class. They didn't act like you.

He felt odd too. He normally wore a dress shirt. Now, he was wearing a t shirt you bought him and black jeans. It was a new feeling. Sneakers too.

A casual look in America to not stand out.

He looked at you. You were laughing and giggling as you watch people argue and fight. He found it childish of you to love these low life quarrels.

He was proven wrong.....

A man with dyed hair asked a woman why she would catfish. She got angry and they both mouthed off to each other till the audience man got from his seat and almost fought her.

A small graced his lips. This was actually fun. Amusing. Maybe this was not so bad after all.

He peeked at you. What a lovely creature you are. Maybe he should let you take charge in making some decisions if he will see that smile more. He admitted he can be controlling..

So, he decided to start giving you freedom

#yandere hannibal lecter x reader #hannibal lecter x reader #hannibal lecter #hannibal lecter yandere #hannibal #mads mikkelsen x reader #mads mikkelsen #jerry Springer #funny #Youtube

[apoemaday]

Survival Poem #17

by Marty McConnell

because this is what you do. get up. blame the liquor for the heaviness. call in late to work. go to the couch because the bed is too empty. watch people scream about love on Jerry Springer. count the ways it could be worse. it could be last week when the missing got so big you wrote him a letter and sent it. it could be yesterday, no work to go to, whole day looming. it could be last month or the month before, when you still thought maybe. still carried plans around with you like talismans. you could have kissed him last night. could have gone home with him, given in, cried after, softly, face to the wall, his heavy arm around you, hand on your stomach, rubbing. shower. remember your body. water hotter than you can stand. sit on the shower floor. the word devastated ringing the tub. buildings collapsed into themselves. ribs caving toward the spine. recite the strongest poem you know. a spell against the lonely that gets you in crowds and on three hours’ sleep. wonder where the gods are now. get up. because death is not an alternative. because this is what you do. air like soup, move. door, hallway, room. pants, socks, shoes. sweater. coat. cold. wish you were a bird. remember you are not you, now. you are you a year from now. how does that woman walk? she is not sick or sad. doesn’t even remember today. has been to Europe. what song is she humming? now. right now. that’s it.

#poetry #marty mcconnell #survival poem 17

[aloysiavirgata]

I have a bet going that even the most saccharine fluff can actually be done well. So, a prompt for you, if you’re willing:

Mulder and Scully’s kid is an elementary student of the week. Every day that week, kid has to do a Special Assignment; Our Family, Draw a picture of the family pet, whatever. Go! (?)

“Are you shitting me?” Mulder asks, staring at the list. “I’ve read Kitty Kelley biographies less invasive than this.”

Scully leans over, perusing. “You’re so dramatic, it’s a very sweet little program! Tomorrow is his favorite book.”

She frowns then. “Oh.”

“Oh,” Mulder repeats. “The Book That Eats People.”

Scully puts her face in her hands. “We’re the Addams Family,” she groans. “Jesus.”

Mulder pats her on the back. “Maybe he’ll pick Madeline,” he suggests, without much conviction.

***

William is at the table, tongue poked between his lips. “How do you spell ‘disavowed?” he asks.

His father scowls. “William, just say I’m a writer. You don’t need all the back story.”

“D-I-S-A-“ his mother begins.

“SCULLY.”

William beams, a gap-toothed smile. His father’s crinkled eyes. His mother’s blue irises. “Go on, Scully,” he says.

***

The cat is curled in a spiral on the Lazy Susan, her glorious tail a twitchy plume.

“Can I tell them why we named her Taily-Po?” William asks.

Scully frowns. “It’s a scary story, William,” she says. “Not everyone is -“

“Yes,” says Uncle Frohike, scooping up lentils with a wedge of paratha. “It’s classic Americana. That’s patriotism in Virginia.”

Scully frowns. “William. Just tell them we found her as a kitten behind a Vietnamese restaurant.”

“There’s a hyphen,” says Uncle Langley, helpfully.

***

William pokes through the cardboard box of pictures. “Can I tell them Aunt Melissa was murdered ?” he asks. “And that it was never solved? And what do I say about Aunt Samantha, Dad?”

Scully stares beseechingly at Taily-Po, who blinks greenly in reply.

***

“Can I bring both bullets?” William asks his parents. “I can’t pick just one of your gunshots!”

Mulder considers his apple crumble. “How about your mother’s bullet and my letter from the Jerry Springer show?”

William perks up. “Yeah?”

“NO,” Scully says, over a mug of tea. “Those are not appropriate for show and tell.”

William stabs at a potato.

“Well, you have your last birthday card from Skinner,” Mulder says. “Most kids don’t get cards from the director of the FBI.”

William rolls his eyes. “It’s just a CARD,” he groans. “It’s BORING. It’s the last day, it has to be GOOD.”

Mulder ponders for a moment. He looks at Scully, the love of his life. Her fine cheeks are drawn in as she blows on her tea, her mouth a damask rose. She has a nose like a Roman queen, hair like Hestia’s tender flame. Against every odd she birthed him a strong, healthy child. He would kill for her. He would die for her.

“William,” he says to his son, not meeting her apatite gaze. “Have you heard of a show called COPS?”

#msr #xf fic #xf fanfic #william #au #family fic #prompt