#making a fool of yourself

[rep-precedes-me]

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#extroverts are so embarrassing lol #like why are you acting that way #making a fool of yourself

[chelsiegeorgia]

He's so cool guys wow

#Pathetic creature (affectionate) #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #tails the fox #miles tails prower #tails #art #fanart #fan art #my art #doodles #the brothers ever #unbreakable bond #'You look cool even when you're making a complete fool of yourself'

[lbhslefttiddie]

youve heard of sex flowers get ready for the flower that makes you into a celestial shoujo herione complete with particle effects you cannot turn the fuck off and creates a wifebeam so powerful it can incapacitate and maim and keeps making you burst into tears and fall on your ass which makes the wifebeam More Powerful and you also cannot turn this off either. and is also still, sort of, a sex flower

from one of my favorite fanfictions, Celestial Afterglow by elanor_pam, a fic that defies description in the best possible way

#arts #shen qingqiu #svsss #listen im not saying that ive spent a cumulative half a year reading this fic and then trying to make an arts for it #and then getting frustrated and stopping because i couldn't figure out how to make sqq shimmery enough #but like. im not NOT saying that #this is the FOURTH time ive started something for this bitch it haunts my fucking dreams and yet the opalescent glittery sqq evades me #perhaps you o unlearned fool look at this and say hmm that's too many colour layers and glowy effects but oh how wrong you are #if it doesnt make you literally fall over yourself at how otherworldly and radiant he is then there is room for improvement yet #perhaps you look at this and you think Wow!!! this gives me literally NO ideas what this fic is about #well Let Me Tell You. i have no fucking idea how to summarize this fic #its not often the tags in a fic give me pause but i saw this and as i read the tags i was increasingly just like What #but i have no idea how to describe it. the tags arent NOT accurate but i was SO unprepared for what happened in like an extremely pos way #if i were tagging this i think i would give it the no archive warnings apply label if that matters to you #the author seemed they wanted to leaned towards over caution rather than risk missing anything re tags because This Is A Weird Fic #but oh my fucking god #i am gripping you by the shoulders i cannot stress enough how charming it is #brilliant characterization especially with airplane in the first scene #and also so much fucking funnier than i thought possible for the general setting summary tags and buildup #its just. ough. its good

[lavenoon]

when your comfort doesn't like your other comfort 😔

@naffeclipse he's getting his cuddles one way or another <3

*self insert is not a girl (he/ she)

og detective au by sunnys-aesthetic!

#post let luce #dcamv #bloodstain fool #naffeclipse #my art #menace4menace #i drew him undressing and showering and its purposefully the least sexy i could make it #behold goofy grumpy eyes only eclipse #i love him #i simply love goofy little dcas whoops #im not saying he stops smoking btw #a coping mechanism is hard to train yourself out of #but he might think twice about whether he wants the smoke or cuddle break lmao #why didnt this come up sooner? i forgor <3

[merakiui]

angel and devil on your shoulder as the leech twins except they’re both devils they just argue who’s bad idea u should do XD

OOOOOO omg devil!Jade who is always up to no good... and then angel!Floyd who is objectively the worst angel ever. T_T he's the least holy angel you'll ever meet (he's committing sacrilege daily and archangel Rollo is going to kick him out of heaven for one more infraction), but at least he's sort of good at his job (i.e. he's good at lazing around and putting good vibes out into the world)???

He's assigned to you as your guardian angel and all is well until Jade worms his way into your life, ready to lead you astray with all sorts of mischievous temptation. He's the soggiest incubus you've ever met because he thought it'd be cute to look pathetic and hungry, but you refuse to let him feed from you and now he just looks silly when he's all splayed out on your bed like a nude model in his skimpy outfit. :( mission failed successfully? Because now he's so whipped for you, the only human who's able to resist all of his charms. He thinks he'll stay for a while; your home is very comfortable. <3

Floyd's kicking him out because you're his human shrimpy. It's his job to look after and protect you. Jade is not welcomed here. >:( Floyd's jealousy gets the better of him and maybe he's being petty when he blesses your house and puts all sorts of magical seals and enchantments on it to ward off devils like Jade, but this is only because he wants you all to himself. How else can he possibly have a chance with you if Jade's so annoyingly relentless with his attempts to charm you into sex? T_T

#twisted chit chat #it's the worst/best rom-com of your life #every day you come home to jade lying in suggestive poses on your bed or sofa and every day you walk past him without sparing him a glance #and every day floyd's spilling salt around your bed so jade won't come crawling under the covers #nighttime is floyd's time to get lots of cuddles from his shrimpy (and maybe some somno groping.....) <3 #i imagine jade returns to the underworld every now and then only to have azul make fun of him like: #'how can you call yourself an incubus and fumble this badly? you're making an utter fool out of yourself' #but that's okay because jade likes the humiliation #he will not give up!!!! ganbare jade!!!!! #(indulge him once but rather than letting him have the upper hand you must peg/fuck him and make him cry and whine like he's in heat)

[joelsgreys]

pedrito’s out there scooping creatine no wonder he’s getting broader and thicker and—

#stop it vee #just got back and you’re already making a fool out of yourself #pedro pascal

[maledistributionsystem]

Your personhood is not evidence of an irreparable and damning perversion of some sort.

You are not dangerous for having sexual desire, you are not dangerous for remolding your body, you are not dangerous for understanding who you are and how to be happier.

You're amazing, you're brave, you're being reborn but you're still the same, you the boss of your own body in ways our ancestors thought only gods could achieve.

And you deserve peace. Go relax, man.

#autoandrophilia #force masc #forced masculinization #autoandrophile #black ftm #black masculinity #MDS Originals #got a little emotional making this one. #yeah its directed at myself #trying to get over various traumas that congratulate me for suffering and punish me for relaxing or indulging. #bc yknow. you're allowed to be happy and peaceful. dont get fooled into thinkin you always gotta be fuckin Doing Something #you'll burn out like crazy and make yourself physically ill in long lasting ways. ask me how i know. #instead find a masculine comfort in understading your limits standing firm on what they are regardless of who wants to push them. #this gonna sound silly but im fr....be steady; firm; and unyielding like a stone in this aspect. you will be better for it.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ERIDAN: i think im fallin for you

FEFERI: T)(en get gup.

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #eridan ampora #feferi peixes #mod terezi #get those squirrels out of your pants and stop simping dude you're making a fool of yourself

[starrysharks]

can you idiot tumblr users stop putting stupid racist bullshit on my posts or i'm gonna say something that would get me banned

#like holy fuck “hurr durr why is she black” bitch your organs are gonna be black too once i immolate you #insect-sized brains the lot of you. this site is a shitstain on the internet and it should be nuked #anyway you fools can keep riding my dick it's not gonna make you feel any better but you know what will? KILLING YOURSELF #i'll keep having fun drawing characters however the fuck i want and you can keep being miserable rofl

[coquelicoq]

girl help the beautiful man at the food truck flirted with me and shook my hand with his big gorgeous hand and held on a little longer than he needed to (but in a good way) and then he gave me a free mango lassi and THEN left his food truck unattended to go get me a bottle of water after i asked if there was any water available and after all that all he wants in exchange (other than payment for the food i ordered) is for me to rate him on google maps. but girl i don't even know how to do that

#how hard can that be you may ask. well for your information he told me my smile is beautiful and he was very sweet AND #he has a gorgeous beard and voice. so. kind of distracted at the moment. #this is nice. lately the attention i've been getting from strange men is like. a guy on the bus offering me his half-eaten ice cream tube #(didn't even know ice cream came in tubes) and a guy propositioning me for $5 while i was waiting to cross the street #so for a man to give me free things & hold my hand & ask how i am doing WHILE being handsome at me was a little much all at once #i was so overwhelmed i made such a fool of myself. i almost gave him MY ADDRESS???? #get yourself together @me #anyway i guess i have to figure out how to rate places on google maps now. i didn't even know that was a thing people did #my posts #even though i know how flirting with customers works when you work in food service it does not make it any less overwhelming #to be on the receiving end of. i used to flirt with customers all the time. but i am not drop dead gorgeous so. #watch where you point that smile sir i am going to expire

[paintaya]

my beloaved <3 mnfjfdh normally i try to sketch a character traditionally first to get a grasp of their design BUT I WAS IMPATIENT,,, and insult to injury is that i knowwww i can only draw faces like this once in a blue moon o|-< BUT ITS OKAY. anything for my girl i love her so much

also some bonus pitaya under ze cut

having fun with colour palettes, i saw that one and was like oh yes perfect for my little stinky boy!

this one was just me messing w their concept design!! i gave up pretty fast though MFDGN they have a very bulky/clunky design and i chose a pose that made it blend in too much :P i need to use more green... some day... bah i rlly wanna do something w their concept form cause it was really interesting!! making a deal with a dragon, and slowly losing yourself and your memories as you become one too...??? HELLO I LOVE IT? very minor note is that their facial marks are a bit more scraggly than i normally draw them :() i thought it'd be cool to have them a bit more like runny mascara when you cry? because. memory issues are... just a bit upsetting... :')

#my art #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #crk #fanart #caramel arrow cookie #pitaya dragon cookie #also i almost lost my whole account trying to post this MDFKSNFGMDG i completely forgot what email i used for this account! #cookie run fanart #yeah #i always get so nervous the read-mores are gonna FAIL and i'm gonna look like a STUPID LITTLE IDIOT!! but thats what tumblr is all about!!! #making a fool of yourself. #yeah <3

[topguncortez]

sydney, girl, shut the fuck up

#you’re making yourself looking like a fucking fool

[disteal]

"I am a trans man you fucking dork" you are a fucking liar.

zamn…

#@x-brik-x leave trans women alone #and you’ll stop making a fool out of yourself online #it’s a good trade #ask

[jiangwanyeehaw]

anyone who read tgcf and unironically ships hualian is so dumb tbh. There are way better non canon ships like fenglian or mulian. You should really think about the choice you made because Hualian is honestly so cringeworthy and unrealistic.

Originally I wanted to delete this but tbh I just want to share with the class how weird this is.

#I don't think I need to answer this #you managed to make a fool of yourself all alone #ask

[holy-shit-comics]

X-men The Changeling - the original version of Morph

#comics #comic books #marvel comics #marvel #x men #xmen #changeling #morph #xmen 97 #x men 07 #if you are going to complain... get it right before you make a fool of yourself

[e-adlirez]

An Independent Callout Update

Hi everybody, this is uh, this is exactly what it says on the tin, and I figured I'd make one.

Last you saw me I was offering some appreciation for some funni Tumblr art, and sharing a project long-ish in the making (it was like two months it's not that long). I figured y'know, maybe we can let sleeping dogs lie, maybe I can work on other things and maybe take a br--

NOPE JUST KIDDING someone's still up and about and still trying to prove himself somewhere in the blameless route. I've genuinely never seen someone make this many backflips to make them look innocent since Grace Chastity, which is an accomplishment, by the way! Not a good one by any means, but an accomplishment nonetheless!

Let's dive into it, shall we?

Here we have a Cadillac trying to claim that he was hacked. As you can see, he's failed miserably at trying to ping @2deadkat, @ratonahat and @bloombirdreads, in an attempt to call for help. He's failing to ping them because they blocked his ass a whiiiillleeeee ago. And of course, the "it wasn't his fault, it was someone else acting in my name!" excuse! This is peak "I can't be having impure thoughts! This is the other guy's fault for making me horny!" Cadillac is there something you wish to confess in front of the class?

Two holes in his excuse:

One, you didn't seem to have any issues when you were trying to convince me into thinking that you were trying even the tiniest modicum of owning up to your mistakes (which I have screenshotted here in case you think you can delete them and say I can't prove anything). It was really more of a "I'm changed in literally 2 days, I'm not like that anymore!", which is about as believable as falling into a black hole and coming out alive. In other words, not at all. Even less believable since your writing style doesn't seem to have changed from your older posts to your newer posts, hm....

Two, Cadillac, even if you were telling the truth and got hacked, how did you not notice? Getting your account hacked is a very big deal! You could lose personal information, get doxxed, have your account become a mouthpiece for scams, and that's only the half of it! How did you only notice this just now, on December 22nd of 2023? This is a big affront to your internet safety! It would be impossible!

And if you want to say this is a recent development, then uh, buddy, I have some news for you.

Here I have a screenshot from one of my personal Discords, and so far it's the earliest secondary record I have of Cadillac's shenaniganery.

And you can tell it's really early because a reply to the mini-rant around the same day mentions this funny little detail:

This was back when Cadillac had only made two shirtless G posts on his blog. From July 26th, 2023 to December 22nd, 2023-- that's a five-month time period! Almost half a year of not realizing that you've been hacked! And the strangest thing is you haven't changed a bit before or after! This hacker must've done a very good job making your posts sound like your own by extrapolating your internet personality from-- and I counted-- eight bare-bones posts, hm? /sarcastic

Well okay, remember how I said Cadillac's been very consistent this whole time? Well, I lied. There's Cadillac's most recent post as well:

Dear me, you're sounding awfully mature and respectful here! Is this a miracle? Could you possibly have actually been hacked and the person behind the screen is actually a decent person all alo--

OOP I GUESS NOT!

Buddy, I didn't even need to pull up GPTZero for this, you were sounding so corporate and so fake it wasn't even a contest. You ain't slick, Cadillac, not slick at all.

And for the record, I plugged my entries in the callout post in there too because why not

Yep, a lotta hooman to go around with me, Cadillac. This one in I'm writing right now took about an hour :D Whether or not it's because of having to find sources or just to find a good way to say what I want to, I'll leave that for everyone else to decide.

Anyway, this is your Cadillac callout update, goodnight tristate area.

Yes Cadillac you can bet your ass that the only reason anyone would ever be unblocking you would be for no other reason but this: making callouts that aren't going any time soon. I will admit, one flaw in my original post was the fact that I hyperlinked more than I screenshotted, giving you an opportunity to wipe the evidence. Well, you've got nowhere to hide now, Cadillac. I've caught you in 4K, and these posts aren't going anywhere.

#geronimo stilton #callout post #update #also the “I'm clean now” post has only one like which I can only assume was him self-liking his post #can I get sad trombone noises please #and cadillac if you really wanna make things right #stop replying and making excuses and making a fool of yourself in every way possible #just #show us that you've changed #and stop trying to pin the blame on someone else or trying to rope other people in this mess #they're not helping you and they never will #the pingfail is just proof of that