#matthew ask

[fannyyann]

https://x.com/ballypanthers/status/1784324538987167991?s=46&t=ZIaEFu0_p8OAWM_A9mVZTg

the knocking wasn’t enough 😔 but I’m obsessed with him telling her she had to knock too

#matthew ask

[cowardlykrow]

Stop light shenanigans

Extra:

#this came to me in the shower as most great thoughts do #I’m so sorry for this LONG ASS POst #Bill Woodward #ted spankoffski #paul matthews #My mom said this was a one one two but with an extra one…. which is boxing talk I guess #Basically ‘’ tom coming in with the left hook’’ #which I’ll take as this being at least somewhat funny #tho does it count when the only people you have to ask is who you got your humor from? #Tom Houston #digital art #digital drawing #art #fanart #Hatchetfield #Tgwdlm #nightmare time #jane’s a car #Is it obvious I have no friends in this fandom except my momma??? #starkid #hatchetfield fanart #black friday #//Komic

[vanteguccir]

Matt x pregnant!reader who is craving katchup. Just how he would react to her wanting to eat it with everything and his way to deal with it, considering he hates it. (Not sure if this makes a full story, so if you want to just talk about it, it’s okay).

I LOVE YOUR IDEA!!! dad!Matt always gets me 😭🥺

And yes, since it would end in a super little short fic, I made a quick blurb! I hope you like it 🩷

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Matt Sturniolo x pregnant!reader

Y/N's senses came back with force on the Tuesday morning, a strange urge in her stomach bombarding her from every side of her body. She looked at the clock beside the bed with sleepy eyes and frowned when she saw that it was only six o'clock in the morning.

"Ketchup." She muttered to herself in a low tone. "I need ketchup."

Matt, her husband, was lying next to her, still sleeping peacefully, his right arm wrapped protectively around her 8-month belly. The woman hesitated for a moment, looking at him with a mixture of guilt and curiosity. Should she wake him up to satisfy her bizarre ketchup craving? She shook her head, deciding to let him rest.

Carefully sliding out of bed, Y/N put on her light pink robe - which was draped over Matt's gaming chair - and headed downstairs towards the kitchen. The smell of fresh coffee wafted through the air, having been made automatically by the coffee machine on the counter, but all she could think about was the taste of ketchup.

Y/N opened the fridge and found a bottle hidden behind some jars of jelly. With a satisfied smile, she leaned over and picked it up, clutching it as if it were the most precious item in the world, before opening one of the drawers on the counter next to the stove and taking out a spoon, opening the lid of the industrialized product and starting to devour it pure.

While she was there, deep in her strange morning desire, Matt appeared in the kitchen doorway, his hands rubbing his sleepy eyes and his clothes rumpled, showing that he had just gotten up. He looked at her with a confused expression, his blue eyes running over her figure leaning against the gray refrigerator.

"What the hell are you doing, sweetheart?" He asked, yawning loudly.

Y/N shrugged, embarrassed.

"I don't know. I just... need ketchup, I guess."

Matt raised an eyebrow, clearly intrigued, but deciding not to say anything else, if there was anything he had learned during those 8 months, it was that you shouldn't question a pregnant woman. Instead, he simply approached her and wrapped his arms around her body, kissing the top of her head lovingly.

"I'll make breakfast." He said softly. "With... ketchup, if you want." His voice came out reluctantly, remnants of his feeling of disgust for the product dripping into his sentence.

Y/N smiled brightly, feeling grateful for her husband's silent support, nodding her head quickly. Together, they prepared a full breakfast of eggs, bacon, and toast, her dishes all covered generously with ketchup.

Throughout the day, Y/N continued to have strange cravings for ketchup. She put it on her salad, her turkey sandwich, and even her pizza. Matt looked at his wife with a mixture of disgust and horror, but he didn't say a word of protest, swallowing hard as the nausea rose in his throat each time the smell of the sauce rose to his nostrils.

Late in the afternoon, as Y/N devoured a burger covered in ketchup, she finally felt satisfied. The woman looked at Matt with a tired smile, feeling grateful for his unwavering support.

"Thanks for letting me eat all that ketchup today." She joked shyly, wiping her mouth with a napkin.

"It's not my favorite, but if it makes you happy, then I'm happy too." Matt shrugged, smiling back at her, glancing from the corner of his eye at the red bottle still on the table.

Y/N leaned her body slightly towards him, making a small pout, expecting a kiss, but all she received was Matt's palm pressing against her lips gently.

"Go brush your teeth first, honey. Everything has a limit."

#vante asks #matt sturniolo #chris sturniolo #nick sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #sturniolo x reader #matt sturniolo x reader #matt sturniolo fic #matt sturniolo x you #matt sturniolo fluff #matt sturniolo x reader fluff #fluff #pregnant!reader #husband!matt #matthew sturniolo x reader

[sturniolo-rat]

WE FOUND ANOTHER MATT GIRLIE!

The special needs 6 year old I nanny for stole my phone and has been watching this one sturniolo edit on TikTok for 15 minutes. Then this conversation happened.

Kate: who dis?

Me: well this is Chris… and this one is Matt

Kate: Matt?

Me: yeah and the other guy is Chris

Kate: ✨❤️Matt❤️✨

She’s autistic and she doesn’t really show emotion usually, but…

She gave me the biggest fucking smile she’s ever given in her whole life.

Girlie really said Chris who???

Ive gotta make a folder of Matt edits without bad words now… send me some!!!!

#peach speaks #matt sturniolo #matt sturniolo x reader #sturniolo #sturniolo fanfic #matt sturniolo imagine #sturniolo smut #sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo #nick sturniolo #sturniolo x reader #christopher sturniolo #matt sturniolo smut #nick sturniolo x reader #chris sturniolo fluff #matt sturniolo fluff #matt sturniolo x you #christopher sturniolo x reader #matt sturniolo fanfic #chris sturniolo imagine #nicolas sturniolo #sturniolo edit #sturniolo ask game #matthew sturniolo #sturniolo introduction #matthew bernard sturniolo #sturniolos #sturniolo triplets smut #the sturniolo triplets #the sturniolos

[fadeintoyou1993]

tai voice happy wife happy life......

#yellowjacketsedit #yellowjackets #lottienatedit #lottienat #96yellowjackets #yellowjacketsgifs #tuserdee #userlindsay #userrachel #userjacko #userhugh #usermorgan #userbecca #tuserrobin #noalook #user-clara #lottie matthews #nat scatorccio #van palmer #nat x van #gif #* #no bc nat lit was pearl my honst reaction to van but then LOTTIE ASKS AND ITS WHO MEEE......

[sergeifyodorov]

what hats?

As well as commissioning the art for their Indigenous night, the Leafs commissioned custom beaded edges for their hats

They appear to be all unique and they're beautiful. Traditional beading takes a LONG time and this is just so... good

#asks #matthew knies

[daiwild]

Forever & Always Paulkins ?

Orr Tinkoffski 👀

The Matthew-Perkins. Second normal-est Hatchetfield couple. The first normal-est are the Jerries, obv.

#ok let me ramble abt F&A real quick #paul is such a himbo in this one and no one talks abt that #i love nmt cuz it really shows how fucked up paul is #doesnt listen to his wife at all. gets drunk on half a beer. kills people. is a clone. later turns into a cat #im an emma kinnie not bc i relate to her but bc i also would kill for paul /j #nightmare time #paulkins #emma perkins #paul matthews #daiwild #ask tag

[0dd-ingram]

You already KNOW

#bro the meme #i could make so many of these with hiw many of her exes are does gay #THERES NEW ART COMING I PROMISE #i pinky promise #i just have school stuff lately #also ive been running an ask blog so #no times #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim takes off #scott pilgrim vs the world #spto #spvtw #gideon graves #gordon goose #ramona flowers #matthew patel #roxie richter #roxmona #patelgraves

[theatre-apocalypse]

I’d wear that.

#starkid #hatchetfield #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #paul matthews #pokotho #oh boy please don’t be afraid to ask to tag this one’s a lot #tw body horror #tw face horror #tw face injury #tw trypophobia #tw scopophobia

[penguin-scribbles]

Melissa, the original Human Pet Guy

#my first art of the year is a shitpost #hey melissa #does Melissa have a last name or is she just ccrp melissa #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #paul matthews #ted spankoffski #bill woodward #charlotte sweetly #ccrp #starkid #starkid productions #the guy who didn't like musicals #starkid ​melissa #not really but these are all characters from it #human pet guy #cw eye contact #ask to tag on this one idk what specific tags the human pet guy post needs #anyways. this came to me in a flash of lightning #don’t even ask how she got into this rant #I am tormented by visions that tell me what would make good shitposts #this post was the only thing going through my head when I was watching hey melissa #I’m like HOLY FUCK HUMAN PET GUY!!! #penguin scribbles #digital art #artists on tumblr #procreate #what else do I tag

[fannyyann]

hi! I’m not really sure why so many people ship mattdrai, and I was just wondering what it is about them that you like personally? I’m not usually someone who can see ships unless they have a lot of “canon” content, and I’ve seen them only interact like twice. can you help me see it?

hiiiii anon! i like mattdrai so much because as individuals matthew and leon are veeeery similar. they're two sides of the same "yappy alternate captain who likes to start shit and is obsessed with his quieter captain" coin and from the interactions they have had on the ice it's very clear that they have FUN riling each other up and that kind of dynamic has always been my favorite across all my fandoms.

also, i definitely get where you're coming from with canon content but from a writing and creating stand point it's sooooo fun to not really have anything but their personalities and canon events to work with!

but before i link you to the mattdrai primer, and some of my favorite canon moments, i'm going to say something super insane and say if canon ships are more your speed you should definitely just get into all matthew and his teammates because there's sooooo much good stuff going on in the panthers locker room lmao

anyway, here's a pretty comprehensive primer for their ~lore up to November 2023 and a list of things not mentioned in it but i'm constantly thinking about:

that time leon very gently grabbed matthew by the waist to pull him away from mike smith

(much funnier and compelling behavior because darnell nurse comes in after this and just pulls matthew back by the neck)

2. the way leon is pretty well known for zooming into scrums when connor's involved, but has been known to just stand by and watch while connor and matthew get into it.

like here in round 2:

and then again earlier this season:

(this is THE most compelling thing about matthew and leon's actual canon, like WHY DOES HE DO THAT?? what's different about matthew???)

3. that time in december 2022 one of the oilers' charity partners chirped matthew in the comments of one of leon's friends & family puma sponcons and instead of deleting the comment, he just deleted the whole post (which, if you scroll through his feed, you know he doesn't delete his sponcon posts lmao)

4. and then of course, my favorite hidden gem, the fact that matthew got some of his game worn jerseys from the 2023 asg signed by all the guys there, and then all the guys from the atlantic team (8:05), so somewhere in matthew's possession he has a jersey he asked leon to sign :')

#matthew ask #matthewleon #if none of this speaks to you anon #please let me indoctrinate you to the matthewcarter and matthewaaron agenda :'))

[strawbbz]

still have artblock but heres some stuff I've done since last time 👍

#dont ask why i made a su au i had a vision and needed to comply immediately #although gus was originally going to be a spinel and matt was going to be a bismuth #yes theyre both defective #matt is physically but for gus i think hes just seen the horrors #scott pilgrim anime was SO GOOD #as a fan of the comics myself i rlly had fun w this adaptation #gideon and matthew should kiss #save me evil ex gm #also thats my pokemon character in the last one :3 #the owl house #toh #the owl house fanart #toh fanart #gus porter #toh gus #toh gus porter #mattholomule #toh mattholomule #toh matt #gustholomule #one piece #steven universe #chainsaw man #denji hayakawa

[mangoposts]

We as a collective do not talk about this clip enough

#I’ve asked sturnsfilmed to edit this 299 times #sturniolo triplets #christopher sturniolo #matt sturniolo #chris sturniolo #matt sturniolo smut #chris sturniolo smut #nick sturniolo #matt sturniolo x reader #christopher sturniolo smut #chris x reader #matt x reader #matthew sturniolo

[adelphenium]

mcmattdrai on the brain so i'm testing it out with a comic....

#i have no idea how to format comics or write legibly dear lord i'm sorry guys #“this took me too long never doing this again!” #*promptly starts another comic based on an ask* #connor mcdavid #leon draisaitl #matthew tkachuk #edmonton oilers #mcmattdrai #hockey art #yjart #comic #mattdrai #mcdrai #mcmatt #angel/devil mcmattdrai #hrpf #hockey rpf

[chaosgenasi]

It's recently occurred to me that I should probably ask people about this. I don't want people to get hurt in there, so I'm... It's very strange. The best I can describe is whatever magic resides in that crystal feels very new, yet very old.

#critical role #criticalroleedit #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #caleb widogast #ashton greymoore #orym of the air ashari #matthew mercer #taliesin jaffe #liam o'brien #basil.gif #cr3 #ashton #caleb #orym #dunabis.... these were just some of my favorites but there's tons of great descriptions & abilities #+ i love how ashton's like. hey y'know what. maybe i do want to know more about my past & what's in my head. #but then everyone who they ask either doesn't know or are outright scared/wary & then the two best people to direct these questions to #show up but it's the WORST possible time to ask. i would lose my mind

[justtrashperson]

for doodles: your jon matteson cinematic universe interacting because im actually so obsessed with them

You’re giving me an opportunity to explain my new hc and dynamic ideas so here we go

+ bc some people on my last jon matteson-verse post said it would make sense (and funny), Boy Jerry and Gary are now twins. But they don’t really like each other

+ on the other hand bc of Jon’s newest lore drop about Trevor, Richie n Trevor are twins now and Daniel (stopwatch) is their little brother (or cousin idk)

+ meanwhile Paul is too much of an Only Child™️ to me but he still get caught up by the family’s mess

This family is a mess man, family gathering is wild

Bonus:

Wiggly overseeing this family:

#justtrashdoodles #justtrashask #ask #anon #SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG ANON #starkid #hatchetfield #jon matteson #Gary Goldstein #boy jerry #richie lipschitz #trevor starkid #daniel stopwatch #stopwatch #Paul matthews #wiggog y'wrath #wiggly #Roman isn’t here bc I couldn’t be bothered to put him anywhere /lh