#me ME a stupid pretty boy!!

[inkskinned]

one of the things about being an educator is that you hear what parents want their kids to be able to do a lot. they want their kid to be an astronaut or a ballerina or a politician. they want them to get off that damn phone. be better about socializing. stop spending so much time indoors. learn to control their own temper. to just "fucking listen", which means to be obedient.

one of the things i learned in my pedagogy classes is that it's almost always easier to roleplay how you want someone to act. it's almost always easier to explain why a rule exists, rather than simply setting the rule and demanding adherence.

i want my kids to be kind. i want them to ask me what book they should read next, and i want to read that book with them so we can discuss it. i want my kid to be able to tell me hey that hurt my feelings without worrying i'll punish them. i want my kid to be proud of small things and come running up to me to tell me about them. i want them to say "nah, i get why this rule exists, but i get to hate it" and know that i don't need them to be grateful-for-the-roof-overhead while washing the dishes. i want them to teach me things. i want them to say - this isn't safe. i'm calling my mom and getting out of this. i want them to hear me apologize when i do fuck up; and i want them to want to come home.

the other day a parent was telling me she didn't understand why her kid "just got so angry." this woman had flown off the handle at me.

my dad - traditional catholic that he is - resents my sentiment of "gentle parenting". he says they'll grow up spoiled, horrible, pretentious. granola, he spits.

i am going to be kind to them. i am going to set the example, i think. and whatever they choose become in the meantime - i'm going to love them for it.

#writeblr #i was doing a lot with high school students. over and over again #other teachers kept asking me what i was doing differently - why the kids listened to me. i am not particularly foreboding #and i have a pretty firm personal policy of never reacting in anger #godhelpme. #i was always kind of taken aback #because in general the kids were pretty easy. i explained i needed to keep everything “PG-13” because this was my workplace #and it was kind of their workplace #too. besides #i love swearing #and since i couldn't swear #neither could they - so if they were going to say “fuck” or become violent #they needed to choose a really specific time #because we only get “the one”.. sure enough - nobody wanted to waste the one very specific “fuck” utterance. kids listened. #i think just because - that rule makes sense. the kids understand that i don't want to be unfair to them #that censorship is stupid #but that i'm under these rules too so like let's ride it out together #also i look young and tbh between me and u nobody wants to make the nice english teacher cry #the way these kids defended me to their friends was really genuinely so heartwarming bc the Grouchy Frat Boy #would be like MISS RAQUEL DOESN'T DESERVE THAT KIND OF AN ATTITUDE BRO DON'T TALK BACK TO HER

[rhapsoddity]

so one time instead of money payment Emmett asked spectrum to hypnotise him, cus hes never experienced it before, and spectrums happy not paying and fuckin with emmetts braincells so~

in my defense i was egged on to make this v self indulgent comic by my discord

#cw hypnosis #hypnosis #emmett #vsau oc #vigilante sheriff au #rhaps art #rhaps doodles #LISTEN I DONT WANT TO BE KNOWN AS “THAT ONE MCYT HYPNO ARTIST” BLAME SPECTRUM #STUPID PRETTY BOY MAKING ME DRAW HIM CONSTANTLY #making sure i tagged this one properly so ppl don't HAVE to see my self indulgent hypno #but yeah turns out being immune to powers and then suppressing that immunity makes everyone's powers hit HARDDDDD

[skrunksthatwunk]

skwisgaar punished arc

#twirling my hair hiiiiii metalocalypse fandom #also sorry if i fucked up the boys' designs at all 1) this is my 1st time drawing any of them and 2) i didn't look up refs. lol #truly a fuck it we ball moment #metalocalypse #mtl #skwisgaar skwigelf #william murderface #toki wartooth #nathan explosion #pickles the drummer #skwistok #anyway i binged all 4 seasons in like 5 days. my brain has been hijacked by these stupid awful terrible horrible jerks. >:/ #still need to watch aotd though smhing my head #they jacks off? they jacks off together but it ammenst homoskectuals? it ams more likelies than yous think! #also the straight floor is covered in crumbs. if you even care #see skwisgaar is pretty in that italian leather shoe type way that timothy chalamet is. like paper mache #anyway hope i didn't fuck up their voices too bad more content on the way whatever see ya✌️✌️ #sigh. edit: i resized all the panels bc they were just like. cartoonishly small. they're a bit low res but eh. legible enough for me #i drew it too small </3 a mistake i won't make twice mark my freaking worms #skrunkart

[shima-draws]

Reading a fic where child Luffy gets kidnapped by Doflamingo and he refers to Cora as "pretty Mingo" I'm MFASMKDALKS

#PRETTY MINGO...YEAH...SO TRUE #Law pointing at Doflamingo: Who is that #Luffy: Mingo #Law pointing at Cora: Okay and who is that #Luffy: Pretty Mingo!! #Cora: 😳😳😳 #Also NJDKASNDJSAN Luffy's first interaction with Cora being exactly like Law's #Where Cora kicks him and he almost falls off the ship #But Luffy sees it as a game and KEEPS GOING BACK TO GET KICKED LMAOOOO #Cora: (Fucking. STOP. Coming near me stop that QUIT IT) #Luffy: :DDDDDDDD #Cora: (I CAN'T GET HIM OFF ME. HELP) #Law: Why do you keep antagonizing him like that are you stupid?? #Luffy: He's a good guy tho :0 #THE FACT THAT LUFFY CAN JUST SENSE CORA'S A GOOD PERSON.....UGLY CRIES #HE WOULD THO #He'd have that kind of intuition. If they ever met in canon #Luffy about Cora: Baby boy. Baby #Luffy about Doffy: Evil #One Piece #Shima speaks #Luffy #Corazon #Donquixote Rosinante #Doflamingo

[bakubunny]

*cries in dad bf!pro deku who is both too precious and too depraved for words*

#aged up characters #i need those condescending yet genuine pretty boy eyes staring down at me making me feel stupid and weak and small #while he has the purest smile plastered on his face #like the contrast and the humiliation just makes me feel so weak inside #send helb #or euthanize me #bnha #mha #x reader #bnha smut #mha smut #bakubunny #shitpost #midoriya smut #deku smut #midoriya x reader #deku x reader

[ywpd-translations]

Ride 768: Doubashi attack!!

Pag 1

1: Orange....

“Less of a hero”? Ah!?

2: Nonsense!!

You've never been a hero to begin with!!

Pag 2

1: Ha..... Hakogaku!!

Even Hakogaku caught up!!

2: Thick.... thick.....

3: A man like this holds the strongest of powers!!

6: I'm thin compared to him!!

That's not true, Oosumi-kun!!

7: Senpai, is he strong?

The Hakogaku member who last year defeated Sohoku's Kaburagi in the first day's sprint is

Pag 3

1: him, Doubashi Masakiyo!!

Buah!!

Pag 4

2: Buah...

So in the end you've decided to run?

3: “Chicken”

Pag 5

1: We're passing by the sign the signals 5km until the sprint line!!

2: Hakone Academy.....!!

3: Ace sprinter, Doubashi!!

Ugh.....

6: We're at “5km left” until the sprint

7: There's not much left

Pag 6

1: It won't take more than “10 minutes”!!

2: So you've come, Doubashi!!

It's “san”!!

San!!

How many times have I told you!!

3: Again!!

Pag 7

1: You want to get revenge against me!!

2: That's how someone who won last year would speak, but you lost against me!!

3: Hahaha, are you being a sore loser?

I'm telling you you're the one who lost!!

4: Whatever, come at me!!

It's not whatever, what are you even thinkin when saying that!!

Are you that self confident

Pag 8

1: We'll definitely win!!

2: Interesting, buah!! I came here to humble you!!

4: Ugh....

He's different.....!! He's much more dangerous now that he's running rather than when I met him this morning in the tent!!

Pag 9

1: Hakone Academy's Doubashi!! He's so overwhelmingly intimidating!!

It's like the pressure of a huge raging bull that has its eyes on you!!

2: Just by looking at me he makes me feel like my hands and feet are restrained

Issa fought against someone like him last year!?

4: No!!

5: Calm down

Steady your breathing

6: Swallow your nerves, Danchiku Ryuuhou!!

Pag 10

1: He moved on his own!!

Everyone is so overpowered by Hakogaku that they're not moving!!

For me, on the contrary

2: It's a chance!!

Nagoya's Komao used the curve and jumped ahead

He plans on going ahead alone!!

Pag 11

3: The sprint line is 5km from here!!

Horse acceleration!!

I think I can aim for a breakaway victory!!

4: That guy has a reputation for running solo!!

Gallop!!

This is bad!!

5: Doubashi has an incredible pressure!? But isn't this kind of things

6: just fears that we create ourselves!?

7: I can keep going like this!!

Doubashi isn't worth fearing!!

Pag 13

1: Where are you going?

3: Uaaaaaaagh

Pag 14

1: I thought I was 200m ahead of him, and yet

2: I could have let you go freely, but if you keep wandering around in front of my eyes like that

3: I can't win comfortably!!

Wa-

Pag 15

1: Hakogaku's Doubashi accelerated in an instant and passed Nagoya!!

Gallop!!

2: Together with Sohoku!!

3: Ah!? “Sohoku”!? Tch!! He reacted at the same time as me...?

4: You're the only one who can react at the same speed as me in this leading pack

Orange!!

Pag 16

2: Chicken!!

Pag 17

2: Orange is still behind!?

3: Did he give an order to this guy?

4: And he still managed to keep up with my speed of reaction!?

6: What, this guy's eyes, this running

Pag 18

1: What happened, your expression has changed!!

So this guy wasn't a chicken!!

2: Sorry, Doubashi-san

We'll take this sprint

3: The two of us!!

Pag 19

1: Garuaagh

2: After stopping Nagoya down, Sohoku number 5 jumped out from there

3: and attacked again!!

Tch

4: Hahaha

I told you!!

Pag 20

1: “We'll definitely win”!!

2: Orange!!

Hahaha, what we're aiming for is to be

3: “Japan's number one”!!

4: I'll make you Japan number two!!

#yowamushi pedal #yowamushi pedal translations #yowapeda #yowapeda manga #yowamushi pedal manga #yowamushi pedal spoilers #ride 768 #kaburagi keeps being the funniest person around i adore him asdhsdgfkd #how tf did he became 100 times more stupid since aoyagi left #did aoyagi take aways all of his braincells when he left???? #was he actually kaburagi's brain???? #anyway i adore him and i adora his relationship with doubashi ashdlsdfjhlds #their whole exchange in this chapter made me laugh so much i took longer than necessary to translate that part lmao #the best way to defeat your opponent is just to pretend youve won already against the #mental battle won: kabu 1 doubashi 0 #now leaving those two dumbasses aside for a moment #DANCHIKUUUUU YOU FUCKING GO BOYYYYY #its his time to shine you go boy show us (and doubashi) what youve got #i love this thing they have where kabu gives the order #bc one would think danchiku (being the one with a brain) would do that but nope! kabu does #and when it comes down to it he is pretty good at it #btw lets not forget that kiji is about to arrive too #and hes going to be the last - which means by kabu's logic that hes the hero #which means that hes gonna win???? #idk i feel like thats whats gonna happen

[drawbauchery]

This gives me major Magical Girl vibes (hanamura-dangan-kin)

.........omg you're right--

#hanamura-dangan-kin #submission #now in color #bus au #teruteru hanamura #this is gorgeous. kicks his stupid pretty orange ass #hoo boy don't get me thinking about magical girl outfits

[drindrak-art]

my hydreigon's most recent clutch has hatched, and she is surprisingly attached to them this go around!

this year's clutch ended up with one standard, one shiny, one albino, one amelanistic, and one melanistic. what are the chances!

#look melkior loves SOME of her children #these are the lucky ones trust me #anyone who's bred the deino line before will understand what i mean by that #she lays a clutch of between 7 to 12 eggs every two years #this was one of her rare below number clutches #she is part of a local program to help reintroduce the deino line into the wild #anyway i don't know why she seems to love this clutch so much #maybe cause this is the first clutch with such variety? #she throws shinies pretty often alongside the occasional amelanistic #but this time she laid a true albino and a true melanistic #absolute rarity this go around #my art #pokemon #pokemon irl #deino #digital art #art #artists on tumblr #look i can't draw deino semi realistic #i love my boys but #look at em #theyre stupid cute #i cant do that to my boys

[cherriko-art]

Mi-an vs the ADHD builder with Chronic People-Pleasing Syndrome™

#cherry draws #my time at sandrock #mtas #mtas oc #mtas builder #mtas mi-an #mi-an #Literally how it played out in my game #I think it took over a week for me to finally build the stage drop (for a 2nd time) #sorry mi-an gotta do every single side quest before the main quest #also fck arvio and his stupid deliveries #can't believe that pretty boy paid me in COUPONS #I mean I still used it to grab all the salt for a week but STILL #vivi: that boi needs to do his own damn work #PREACH GRANNY #cherry ocs #I need better clothes asldf;sja

[dirtbag-dykeboy]

he’s not much of a top but at least he looks good doing it

#me #pretty stupid boy who doesnt know what to do with their strap #dog doesnt understand why it cant just hump you all day #gets too excited and just collapses. not a good move

[frnkiebby]

from sweaty and pretty to sweaty and dumb~🎃

#i love the fucking whiplash #i fucking love him #god he’s so stupid and pretty #i cannot #pretty sweaty boi prettying while pretty sweaty #<- yes i am proud of that dumb ass tag #fight me #my phone is too used to me typing bite me #i mean yeah can also bite me too ig #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #mcr5 #mcrmy #frnkiero #frnkie #my chemical romance #my chem

[eggbagelz]

We may not be besties but he is interesting

#doodles #astarion #hes not as interesting as karlach or shadowheart or gale but thats to ME and #hes still pretty compelling. even tho hes the white man poster boy and pretty annoying #also dont try to tell me that this lyric doesbt suit him perfectly #baldur's gate 3 #also it is SO lame that they got rid of his black hairs from early access i think thats stupid #you should let

[bloodbathfortwo]

Alex Forbes will never forget how much he yearned to hold Nigel Colbie on their wedding night. He wanted to taste his skin, temptation thumping in his veins, his hands were itching to pin him down, see his whole weight pressure the life off of Nigel's wrists, wanting to see the lines he'd leave on his skin, the way his parched throat is seeking his heavenly waters: He felt like a lecherous teenage boy. But for all he knows, he cannot wait to be one with his beloved Maraclea.

#murderous intent #like minds 2006 #like minds #alex forbes #nigel colbie #nigel colbie x alex forbes #alex forbes x nigel colbie #Alex felt so stupid the whole day. He never expected for himself to be so enamoured by an enigmatic boy. #Heck. He never expected to run away from the ONLY world he's ever known just to be with Nigel Colbie. #Away from everyone. Away from harm. NO ONE will ever bother them. No one will make Nigel Colbie pay for his grievances against his parents. #Nor Susan. #and Alex wouldn't be orchestrized by his father's rules and expectations anymore. Wouldn't be reminded of the hell hole he was once in. #Their old life was nothing but a husk of what it once was. #Nothing more. #So. When the night had settled in. The time struck at 12MN. Alex Forbes was restless. #He will never know what to do the moment Nigel will call out for him. Purr his name. chant it like an oath. He'd probably give in. #But when that moment came. He didn't expect for Nigel Colbie to wear something from something they've left behind. #Helen's nightgown. That night at the Colbie's. It was in pristine condition. except from the hole in the middle. #Nigel Colbie is a man filled with surprises. he doesn't know how he procured his deceased Mother's night gown but the emotions in him -> #prevented him from thinking straight. He's irritated. Confused. aroused: It's a cacophony of emotions he'll never ever be able to name. #Nigel's reason? He wanted Alex to realize that this is what Susan would've done for him. pliant and obedient. #Of course I won't make this long but I'm pretty sure Nigel enjoyed riling Alex up. and Alex had disposed of the nightgown afterwards. #goodbye #THIS IS OOC SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME #I WAS VIBIN

[viivline]

oh the things i would do just to hear his pretty little moans in my ear as kiss him like i havent been kissed in centuries.

#mlm yearning #ftm nsft #gay #homoerotism #god im so gay #t4t nsft #t4t yearning #ftm t4t #i cant do this #needy wh0re #im going fucking feral #foaming at the fucking mouth #ugh this pretty boy makes me crazy #all i can do is think of this man #im such a mess #stupid gay sloppy kissing #h0rnyposting

[deermiraculouswhen]

if im missing smth this post is gonna look stupid but i absolutely love how a lot of us collectively ignore felix’s canonical full name is technically felix fathom. hes felix graham de vanily fuck you colt

#mlb #miraculous ladybug #the wiki said fathom so hoping and praying i am not just stupid #felix graham de vanily #felix fathom #im pretty sure in multiplication when they look at his fucking. #wikipedia page its fathom too #felix is a mommas boy forever and ever #quite literally <- me after i realized what that statement also entailed

[tiredyke]

i mean on the one hand i don’t really care if a woman wants to explain concepts in her own vernacular and make it pink and sparkly or w/e, and im not going to play respectability politics or say that women leaning into stereotypically feminine things is bad for feminism, but im also not going to argue that it doesn’t feel infantilizing and tone-deaf to explain a movie “for the girls [who are] ~too pretty~ to sit in a movie theatre” and compare war crimes to makeup and shopping. it feels very much “boy movie vs girl movie”. + no one is out here dumbing things down “for the guys” and comparing bombings to working out or something

#which i think we would all agree is a distasteful thing to do #like idk aren’t you guys tired of being talked to this way #im all for reclaiming femininity and stereotypes but calling women too conceited to watch a boys movie even as satire just isn’t cool #and im not saying she’s responsible for men treating us and perceiving us the way they do. i get that men see us as shallow and stupid #regardless of what we say or do #but to repeat it unironically is just tasteless #on purpose or not she’s just parroting what men have been saying about us for years #and playing into stereotypes that all women know how to do is shop and look pretty and wear pink #doesn’t feel very hashtag girlboss to me #neon talks #misogyny