#mean!mando

[starlightandsunshine]

I am apparently in the mood to choose violence and post Star Wars takes that would probably get me lynched if I had more followers.

But hey: the clones shouldn’t be Mando. I’m tired of Mando clones and I think they should be allowed to pick and choose what they want their culture to be based off what they say and what has meaning for them.

They hear the Mando trainers talking about colours having meaning so they take that. But they make their own meanings

White is family and home bc their armour is white and kamino is white and everything growing up was white and so white means each other

Cream and brown are peace and compassion bc those are the colours the Jedi wear and that is what the Jedi stand for

Blue and green are protection and defence because those are lightsabre colours and that is what they are used for

Orange is ferocity bc Shaak Ti’s skin is orange and she is calm and kind but the first thing she did was stop decommissioning and she has has never stopped being fierce in their defence

Purple is determination because the only purple lightsabre they’ve seen belongs to Mace Windu and he is never anything but determined to save as many people as possible

Like stop making everything about the clones Mando and start making them associate things with what they know and holds meaning for them. Fives calls the Jedi the clones best friends so let the clones assign meaning to things they associate with the Jedi bc the Jedi didn’t hesitate to love and trust them and offered nothing but compassion and friendship

Let death be about the ocean bc they come from a water planet

Let fighting be about fighting for something not about winning against something bc their generals always talk in terms of protection and saving innocents rather than making it about victory and winning battles

Let winning the war not be about winning but about making peace and let their thoughts about after not be about “protecting the generals” but about being able to learn and grow and discover what it means not to have to fight

I’m just so tired of clone culture being all about Mandalorians and fandom Mandos that have little basis in canon and even less association with the clones when there is so much else you can do with them with just a little thought

#Star Wars #clones #tcw #sw tcw #please no more Mando clones #I begging you to come up with something else #let Sabine have mandalorian storylines and meanings #let the clones have something that belongs to them

[lil-ace-of-spades]

Thought I'd try my hand at this Steven Universe meme (´⊙ω⊙`)

#star wars #the mandalorian #din djarin #grogu #tbobf #the book of boba fett #mando #star wars art #art #the mandalorian art #baby yoda #grogu djarin #meme #this doesn't mean grogu doesn't condone murder he's willing to kill so this meme can apply to either of them kwbwiwnw

[holmes-ja]

Consumed by the mental image of Grogu in a Mando helmet. What would his ears do

#the mandalorian #mandalorian s3 #the mandalorian spoilers #I mean this hasn't happened but just in case #mando #baby yoda #grogu #i am an absolute sucker i know it #but he's so cute #i would kill for him #i would die for him

[mando-din-lorian]

Bobadin Brain go VROOM

#I know we didn’t get Boba in the finale #a poor mistake on Lucas Films part #but that doesn’t mean I can fix it through the power of fan art #in my canon Boba saved his husband #and they live happily ever after #also #din has no right looking so attractive while he’s trapped and bound #who gave him permission to look like that #the mandalorian #din djarin #mando #boba fett #star wars #tbobf #bobadin #fan art #my art #otp #the season 3 spoilers that we will never be

[peachyhoolagan]

May or may not be procrastinating my 17 assignments with a new AU :)))

This one’s fun. 10 points to whoever can guess how kanan got the Darksaber and both him and Ezra are Mandos now. Also the dogs name is goose. She’s a charhound and her pee lights things on fire. Not beskar, but she can melt a paint job.

#I know everyone says ezra is a cat person and that’s very true but I’ll do you one better. Ezra is an animal person #still big cat lover tho #star wars rebels #ezra bridger #kanan jarrus #star wars #my art #Mando AU #I have so much to say about this AU. hopefully I keep my interest in it #also if you’re wondering why Ezra’s hair is so long I headcanon that is lothali culture to wear it long. there is meaning behind it

[roachsauce]

hey. hey. go read mando’jekai jedi by anonymous on ao3

literally the best feemor tropes all in one fic, and its jaster/feemor canon divergence

plus many funny outsider pov scenes and lots of banter

(i’ve only known orar for one chapter, but if anything happened to him i’d kill everyone in this room and then myself)

#star wars #feemor #jaster mereel #true mandalorians #fanfic #my art #love fics where jedi are cryptids that leave everybody confused #feemors a menace in this #when the mando falls first but thr jedi falls harder… immaculate #(i mean… feemor hasn’t fallen yet but by the latest authors note… soon 🙏)

[nerosmissingarm]

i will forever be so sad they never got a single scene together. they needed at least one interaction

#better call saul #bcs #bcs spoilers #better call saul spoilers #kim wexler #nacho varga #rhea seehorn #michael mando #my wife and my husband #need kim wexler on top of me #sorry i mean what #norman says shit

[swedenis-h]

Bonk!

#HAPPY DINLUKE DAY #I mean HAPPY VALENTINES DAY #sigh I’m so glad I’m back in my dinluke era I always love this time of the year! #are we getting ready for mando March?? #I’m just gonna say sorry now cus I am going to be insane!! #star wars #sw #dinluke #valentines #Luke Skywalker #din djarin #dinluke fanart #sw fanart

[tremendouskoalachild]

filoni and favreau: NO tie-ins for our shows!! only we can play with our ocs! don't tell us what to do, story group 🙄 don't you know we're making it up as we go along. oh you want to make a comprehensive reference book for star wars? too bad, we haven't established even a vague timeline like 5 seasons in. you want basic information about the setting we're writing in? fuck off. yeah we can borrow other writer's characters. no you can't write books and comics with ours. adapt the show as is and sell merch of green baby

#anti mandoverse #this may be too mean and i might delete it lol #also corrections welcome since i haven't properly kept up with that whole clownshow since i guess mando s2 #anyway i was just reminded how much i love properly thought out worldbuilding and tie-in campaigns #save me the acolyte you're my only hope

[ollikah]

swinging from Dad's hand in the marketplace while out shopping with the clan

#ollikah makes some art #star wars #the mandalorian #din djarin #din grogu #I just want them all to be a happy family whatever that means for all the mandos

[mandaloriandragontrainer]

I don't know why anyone thinks it's demeaning to Callum to point out how head-over-heels he is over Rayla, she's every bit as obsessed with him as he is with her

#others have said it more eloquently #yes he goes completely nuts over her #but so does she #I mean they're not even 'together' and look how they act #the dragon prince #callum #rayla #rayllum #mando ramblo

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

when watching the mandalorian I am left with the distinct impression of there being no reliable narrators, which is cool, but also that the writers themselves are not reliable narrators, which is slightly less cool,

#the mandalorian #especially on mando stuff #din? knows jackshit #bo katan? so much baggage so much projection #the armorer? has a clear agenda and runs a deliberate misinformation school #favroni? i don't actually know which is why the show keeps me guessing lol #i mean apart from rule of cool that's the main thing

[bestbountyhunterinspace]

The Armourer: "The songs of eons past foretold of the Mythosaur rising up to herald a new age of Mandalore. Sadly, it only exists in legends"

Me: *suddenly gets a foreboding feeling and remembering Din's unfortunately habit of being the main character and how good he is with animals* There's no fucking way

#din djarin: IM NOT THE MAND'ALOR PLEASE TAKE THE SABER #Mandos: you are carrying the darksaber and full pure beskar armour while you ride a mythosaur you are the most Mand'alor Mand'alor we've had #in years whats next you wield the force?? #Din: please dont challenge the Manda or Ka'ra theyll take the force thing as a challenge and wHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS A MYTHOSAUR???! #star wars #din djarin #mandalorian #the mandalorian #mand'alor din djarin #mand'alor #mythosaur #darksaber #the mandalorian season 3

[jamiethenerd]

tw: blood, mention of drugs

guys i am so funny

#barbie #barbie movie #our flag means death #ofmd #stede bonnet #ed teach #edward teach #blackbeard #hooty #toh #the owl house #weezer #rivers cuomo #the mandalorian #mando #din djarin #south park #randy marsh #mike wheeler

[martianbugsbunny]

Are you seriously telling me that all of that work happened just to separate Zeb from Kallus.

I used Zeb's appearance in the Mandalorian as a reason he would definitely show up again! "Oh, why would they put all that effort and time and money into creating a live-action model for him if he was only going to appear in the Mandalorian briefly and then not be in the Ahsoka show, aka Rebels Season 5? That would be ridiculous!" Yeah keep laughing past-Martian, it did go down like that. I thought there had to be some deeper reason he was there, like setting the groundwork to appear again later, because why would he be pulled away from a pretty conclusive happy ending in Rebels just for some two-bit meaningless cameo in a show he had no connection to? Where's the logic in that? How does that make any sense? But no. That's all it was. And on damn top of it all, Kallus was never mentioned once in Ahsoka. Not once. Zeb is inexplicably away from Lira San with a job training recruits with no explanation as to how he decided to do it or how long he's been doing it or if Kallus is with him or even if Kallus is still alive.

All that time and effort was put the hell into trying to create a version of Zeb post-Rebels where he is explicitly not living on Lira San and there is no Kallus by his side.

#filoni if you want to prove me wrong here and make me look like an overreacting clown any time now would be great #because I'd much rather that than my current clown look about hoping kalluzeb might actually get to be canon-canon #I mean what the heck he better be playing a longer game with zeb right now #because if he's not then that zeb cameo in Mando is nothing but stupid. #and I would have preferred it to have him never mentioned again post-rebels than to have him treated the way he's been #garazeb orrelios #zeb #alexsandr kallus #kalluzeb #(or lack there-fricken-of) #star wars #ahsoka show #ahsoka series #Star Wars rebels #the mandalorian #mandalorian season 3 #son of a nutcracker #martianbugsbunny grumbles #martianbugsbunny ships

[imakemywings]

I’ve seen a lot of fanon to the effect that Maedhros refuses to go by “Maitimo” anymore after Angband (for a variety of reasons) and I can get behind this. I also think that, with this in mind, if/when he gets to set foot living in Aman again all it takes is one “Maitimo” from Nerdanel for him to collapse sobbing on the ground because that is his MOMMY who gave him that name in love and tenderness because he was her beautiful baby boy and even after everything that he’s done and everything that happened, he is still and will always be her Maitimo

#all his healing in Mandos still did not totally prepare him for seeing Nerdanel again #Nerdanel and her post re-embodiment collection of emotionally damaged war criminals #i mean they're def better off after patented Mandos Therapy(TM) but they still have shit to work through #nerdanel #maedhros #the silmarillion #tolkien tag