I wasn’t joking about the album cover vibes
Shield-Captain Bayezara Aggonades engages Daemonic forces via orbital insertion, M42, colourised
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rip Drayton Sawyer you would've loved air fryers
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i went to an eurasian market & bought ukranian garlic bread, mystery cheese, & a weird ice cream cone 🇺🇦
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So since the Custodes have canonical access to modern human cultural material it is in fact totally plausible for Bayezara to be playing whatever cheesy music is appropriate for riding a motorcycle down from space
Shield-Captain Valerian: So according to heretical M2 theologian Inmanuel Kant-
Shield-Captain Bayezara: I’M GONNA HIT HIGH ORBIT LIKE A BATTERING RAM ON A GOLDEN-BLACK ANTIGRAV BIKE
Valerian: In terms of the Categorical Imperative-
Baezara: CAUSE THE METAL IS HOT, AND THE ENGINE IS HUNGRY, AND YOU’RE ALL ABOUT TO SEE THE LIGHT
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You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth - Meat Loaf - 1977
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Watching House M.D in the year of our lord 2024 is a trip because you get
Jumpscare (punk) Jeremy Renner
Jumpscare Amanda Seyfried
Jumpscare Michael B Jordan
Jumpscare Joe Morton
Jumpscare Meat Loaf
Jumpscare Lin Manuel Miranda
Jumpscare Evan Peters
Jumpscare Michelle Trachtenberg
Jumpscare Wentworth Miller (he's also the ghost in the Pilot episode of Ghost Whisperer)
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FIGHT CLUB 1999
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
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Needed to practice putting characters somewhere other than in the middle of a blank canvas.
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