bad shakespeare ideas for no reason
romeo and juliet edition
Capulets are goth and Montagues are minimalist. this is the only reason for their rivalry
Everyone is in period accurate clothes except the background characters. Romeo, Juliet, the Montacrew, Tybalt, ect, are in doublets and juliet wears a hood. The citizens are in leggings, jeans, and t shirts. It is not mentioned by anyone.
Everyone is cross dressing, or played by an actor of the opposite gender.
Juliet dresses in 2000s twee style clothes
Rosaline is relevant. That’s it. She’s mentioned outside of act one
The rivalry is caused over something petty. Like Marvel vs DC. They bring it up during every fight.
There is overly dramatic music playing almost 24/7
Benvolio and Mercutio wear matching clothes the whole time. (Well most of the time. Because, well, yknow)
Tybalt doesn’t have a sword but instead has a spear for no apparent reason.
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The Reconciliation of the Montagues and Capulets over the Dead Bodies of Romeo and Juliet by Frederic Leighton.
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Ruins of The Magnus Institute FACTS WE KNOW:
Someone (who runs an urban spelunking forum 👀👀👀) marked it as “cleared,” which has led to a lack of exploration
Pictures don’t upload to the internet and also just fucking. disappear.
People leave with a weird sense of paranoia
Scorch marks from fire 20 years ago 1999 (FIRE? 20 years ago??? Web bond gertrude/agnes hilltop road tree????????)
Third floor mostly gone
Feeling like doors were gonna close and TRAP YOU INSIDE
All! The! Fucking! Papers! In! The! Archive! Are! Gone! FUCK!!!
Old graffiti: symbols - also found on an empty wooden box???
Gross stains all over the floor (hello smooshed worms)
Only images posted (after graffiti images were promised) were of gross/gory Eyes
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Gertrude vs season5 Jon would be terrifying
two cats fighting in an alleyway but they are eldritch monsters
and their supportive partners
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in the silt verses i think that prayer marks to the saint electric should resemble transmission pylons as viewed from below
the more complex the sigil, the more powerful a conduit for her current it is
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at the beginning of this week's episode, celia mentions someone named "jack". in the magnus archives, there was a statement giver named jack barnabas, who fell in love with agnes montague. also in the magnus archives, lynne hammond, known as "celia" after the change, sees agnes' ghost. i am connecting the dots. what does it mean.
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LOVE failed chosen ones. Chosen ones who failed and chosen ones who aren’t special and never were and chosen ones by chance and chosen ones by a choice not their own and chosen ones who succeeded at what cost
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Victoria approached me, with a fire in her eyes
And I swear, and I swear, I was burning alive
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