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#my protein

[klauw22]

my beloved (rock) munch

#venture #overwatch #one chance #i am begging #shaking #on my knees #i will drink their sweat like a protein shake #fanart #digital art #artists on tumblr

[catmask]

what is it about trying to learn health facts or hygeine or body care that after a certain point it tailspins into online fanaticism. why does my mom believe gut health powders meditation and sunlight mean she will never die or age. girl i just want to find a good yogurt brand

#we're trying different yogurts bc our kid (also has autism) is super super food picky #moreso than i ever was as a kid #forrest never had issues with food more sensory things like sound and heat/textile stuff #whereas i was super super picky BUT. i was always introduced to something of at least diff food groups #so even if i onyl atelike 6 things id always have One vegetable. One probiotic. One protein source. u get the deal #we only recently got our kid to start eating fish sticks and chicken and even beef! #so hes got protein down. before he only at chips and frozen mini pizzas. like thats literally it #and he eats bananas and strawberries. we got him vitamin/protein drinks for the time being so hes not nutrient deficient #and he likes those theyre chocolate #but we're trying to find a yogurt he doesnt mind bc he doesnt have like. any. digestive or fiber ro like anything ot help him #i dont want him to feel sick and sluggish all the time . we've had a lot of success with the drinkable yogurts #but talking abuot this made my mom start talking about gut health.......

[kyannnite]

murderous tendencies be damned my boy can work a violin

#aka finished that erik wip today #you may ask. kaya why do you use the same color pallet for everything. and i will reply with: because i like it and i can #are the squiggles sound or are they secondary structure proteins the world will never know #this is what i get for coloring during cell and molecular bio #phantom of the opera #poto #erik phantom of the opera #erik poto #erik the phantom #phantom of the opera art #my art tag

[inkskinned]

as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time. #it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning) #and tuna from a can. #and plain pasta. #if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day #bc its super easy to make: #boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta. #put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste. #the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note: #this began as a Bolognese sauce. #and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too. #somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful. #but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl #slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top #molto bene #(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability) #(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps) #(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.) #(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.) #(.... i'm 5.2. so.)

[bodyandstrength12]

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[wrathofthestag]

So I have a new headcanon that eventually, Jack will write a cookbook. After years of watching Bitty cook, Jack picks up a lot. At first, he's shy in the kitchen and looks to Bitty for reassurance and guidance. Gradually, he dives into cooking with gusto. Much to Bitty—and Bob's—delight, he becomes more fearless and adventurous in the kitchen.

With Bitty's busy schedule, Jack begins cooking more meals at home. He approaches Nate the team's dietitian for info on cooking for athletes. They have long chats and Nate gives him lots of books and recommends some online courses if Jack is "really interested." Which he is!

Jack then finds himself making lunches for the guys. Tater draws a cute little cartoon of Jack with a chef's toque that he tapes to the nook wall.

Like everything Jack approaches, he is 110% and is diving into the science of food, particularly in relation to the athlete. Bitty is charmed beyond belief.

"Honey, this is delicious and you have definitely outdone me when it comes to cooking for the team."

"Euh, thanks, Bits."

Jack blushes but feels good when he brings food for the Falconers. And blushes even more when the guys chirp him as they happily dig into Jack's creations. It's then that Jack finally understands, truly understands what Bitty feels when he cooks for others.

Soon, FalcsTV is always abuzz about Jack's cooking, especially with Tater's What's in Zimbonni's Kitchen? segment. So, it's no surprise when Bitty's agent approaches Jack about a cookbook for athletes.

"Bits is the chef, not me," he quickly replies.

But Bitty's agent, and Bitty, smile. Soon the book debuts and, of course, it's a hit.

Shitty and the team chirp Jack within an inch of his life.

"What's with the beefcake photo, brah?" Shitty razzes (as the pride shines on his expression).

Bitty quickly shushes him.

"The publisher knows what the masses want, Byron."

Jack's a little embarrassed, but ultimately, he doesn't care. He's proud of the work he's done and smiles as he puts a copy of Eat More Protein next to all of Bitty's cookbooks in their kitchen.

#jack zimmermann #omgcp headcanon #jack zimmermann head canon #zimbits #jack zimmermann art #OF COURSE it's named Eat More Protein #my FF #hey! i wrote a little something #food mention #:D #pic from pietro boselli IG

[scintillyyy]

screw the father's day watch in robin #163 (not too much though, i like it), can we talk about how tim had planned on cooking bruce a wholeass dinner spread all by himself??? (although alfred...does wayne manor not have a fridge??? that stuff could have been put away until tim got home lmao it didn't need to sit out all day in wait)

and bruce refused to eat anything else because he was waiting for tim to come home and cook for him :( :(

and the ingredients might've gone bad, but tim still got to make bruce something after all. and bruce waited for him because he wanted to eat what tim made him :(

anyways, tim likes food and he can cook, sorry not sorry.

#tim drake #bruce wayne #tim and bruce #batman #dc #tim drake only subsists on protein bars my beloathed

[cinnademon]

I've been rooting through my Procreate files and find more Danny doodles! In true Spider-verse fashion, I design a few Dannos in different styles and physical characteristics for different fics and AUs 😆 This is what I interpret how Danny looks in If You Give A Bat A Burger by @noir-renard (go give their pic some love 💕). Also, here's an obligatory beat-up Danny, because I want the best and worst for our boy.

#danny fenton #danny phantom #batman #crossover #dc comics #if you give a bat a burger #iygabab #fanfiction #I'm here flexing my drawing muscles and my supplemental protein is new dp x dc headcanons #my art #fanart

[firestar5318]

What makes something meat or not meat?

#I’m arguing with my gf about protein powder being largely crickets #and therefore being condensed meat #making adding it smoothies and stuff a meat smoothie #and she hates that #but can’t answer my question abt what they are if not meat #this is a joke #vegans pls don’t murder me #meat #philosophy #philosophical #philosophical questions #to meat or not to meat; that is the question #sorry Shakespeare

[buttfrovski]

SO PISSED OFF!! I PUT MY BAG OF SPICY CAJUN PEANUTS IN MY POCKET AND THEY FELL OUT RIGHT AS I WALKED PAST THE GUTTER!!

MY FUCKING NUTS FELL INTO THE GUTTER!! MY NUTS GAAAAH

#now all i have to eat for dinner is weird protein milk and popcorn! not cool!!! #another day without nuts in my mouf... #sad sarah mclaughlin music plays

[parasocialcelebritycrush]

yall think they changed his design bc they knew...

#click for better resolution #doodle #my art #jonathon ohnn #jonathan ohnn #johnathan ohnn #the spot #the spot spiderverse #the spot atsv #the spot across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse #atsv #atsv fanart #spiderverse #they knew all of us were about to become such problems #thinking normal thoughts while foaming at the mouth #love men who look like they have not seen the light of day in six weeks #who blend spicy sweet chili doritos black coffee and redbulls into protein shakes #to help maintain a sleep schedule that could rival gd dracula himself

[lexosaurus]

me as a ghost: ok but how much protein is in this blob ghost tho?

#danny phantom #just girly things #also can i add it to my protein shakes? will it enhance the flavor? #listen if im gonna die and become a ghost and do the ghost cannibalism #ive godda make sure im still hitting my daily protein goals #u feel me?

[starbuck]

that mountain goats song? oh yeah, i love that song. it’s one of my favorites. i could sing the whole thing for you right now. i know what album it’s on and which part of the album and possibly even which track number it is. what is the song called? i don’t have a fucking clue.

#this is mainly a problem with the albums i’ve listened to a lot in the car #with the disks that my car’s reader cannot translate #so it tells me the track number but not the song name #meaning that i could name maybe four songs from protein source of the future… now even though i know that album by heart #this one was from sweden though #which I thought i was better with #but apparently not… #i think it’s just been too long #but yeah i absolutely never would have guessed this song’s name it’s so funny #because i LOVE it #one of my current wips is NAMED AFTER IT #and YET!!!!!!!!!!! #the mountain goats #tmg

[bodyandstrength12]

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[transmascdagothur]

Fr tho why else is Dagoth Ur greeting the nerevarine in his underwear other than to impress them? Like, look at that bod. I'd drive out some mongrel dogs with him too

(For context that's my nerevarine oc Dravas and yeah that's pretty much how their meeting went and then they got married úwù <333 XD :3)

#come nerevar friend or traito- no not that kind of coming #come and look upon my protein drink nerevar #forget wraithguard nerevar i need a fucking dumbbell #chadgoth ur #tesblr #tes art #tes #morrowind #dagoth ur #voryn dagoth #elder scrolls #art #drawing #my art #dravas #dravgoth