#no one take this seriously please

[shslskaterboy]

People out here calling Akira a girl just for the sake of calling him a girl, if you saw the things i did to her gender you’d hurl

#I just wanted to use the meme format #no one take this seriously please #p5 #persona 5 #skaterboy speaks #about: Akira <3

[roseunspindle]

this is for harmless silly fun, also what is a time line?

John Winchester crawls out of hell...nods to his kids...and then instead of heaven, finds himself in the bunker (he finds out what it is later) during a get together of sam and dean, their families and kids, and various friends.

Dean's family consists of Him, Cas, and Benny (returned with Sam from Purgatory)

Their kids are Emma (Sam found her as a baby in purgatory and still feeling horribly guilty over her death, brings her back through, without the amazon magic/forced growth, she reverted to infancy. Dean cried when Sam handed her to him.

As of John's arrival she looks something like...

She has her amazonian strength and powers, only without the firced aging and whatnot she isn't bound to kill her father nor does she want to. (except when he makes her eat vegetables) She and Gertie are best friends. Dean gave her the middle name Karen, in honor of Bobby's late wife.

Cas, Dean, and Benn have also adopted a little boy, who's parents were the victim of a Djinn. They didn't mean to keep him but...Dean is and always will be a sofite for small chidlren.

Joseph "Jo" Robert Winchester

John is not okay...how is his good, obdient soldier son married to a damn vampire, an "angel" and one of his kids isn't even really human?

Sam's marriage is even more perplexing (upsetting/infuritating) to John.

Sam himself...John wants to take a a pair of scissors to his younger son's head so badly...

No, this kid of his is "married" to three people. He and Dean both claim their multi-partner marriages are accetable by virtue of being "married by God"

Sam's wife is a girl, she's nineteen, Claire Novak-Winchester, who weirdly refers to Dean, Benny, and Castiel as Pops, Papa and Dad...apparently she and Sam texted a lot and when she asked to him to go hunting with her after she graduated high-school...they fell in love. That would be...somewhat comprehensible...then his other two partners are men and one is supposedly both the Pagan God Loki as well as being the Archangel Gabriel and the other is Satan...fucking Lucifer. John's pretty sure if he wasn't still technically dead he'd have a stroke.

Even worse, before he got married, he'd had a breif fling with a 300+ year old witch Rowena and had a daughter with her. Mary-Ellen Winchester. He's the primary parent for her as Rowena was "well aware of her lack of motherly instincts"

(looked up red haired baby plaid on pinterest XD)

Then apaprently after Sam andClaire got together properly with Lucifer! and Gabriel Claire had a baby with Satan. (in this world it just wouldn't make sense for Lucifer to purposefully have a child with a random woman) Claire is a big incredibles fan though so her baby's name is Jack James Novak-Winchester, and his nickname is Jack-Jack. With Lucifer and Gabriel supporting her and helping her Claire survived her pregnancy pretty easily. Jack-Jack wasn't planned but Claire decided to go ahead with the pregnancy as she figured the word wasn't presently ending, she was already pregnant, she was in a stable relationship and had plenty of extra parents and family to care for the baby even though she personally wants to keep hutning.

*in this world Lucifer was kinda just sad but impressed that Sam "beat" him. They hung out in the cage, Sam and Adam acting as family therapists for Michael and Lucifer. Michael was more...shell shocked over the failure of the apocalypse and that his father let this happen...by the time Death comes to retrieve Sam's soul they are all fairly okay with each other. Adam and Sam have bonded. Michael has gotten to the point where he can admit "father must have changed his mind" if not that God may have abbandoned them or not care anymore. It's only been 180ish years. Death is rather delighted that he doesn't have to block Sam's memories, as Sam, if a bit...odd from having had exactly four people to hang out with for nearly two centuries, is pretty stable. (He still finds having flesh and actual places to go weird at times). He is upset that Dean didn't think to "rescue" Adam.

So when Amara rises and they go to Lucifer's cage the intent is to see if Lucifer and Michael will help and get Adam out. Sam...had come to care for Lucifer during their cage time and Lucifer had said that he didn't feel an urge to destroy all human life anymore. It was still a mega show of trust that had Sam saying yes to Lucifer this time. Adam is perfectly fine serving as Michael's vessel, withour coersion this time.

Post God and Amara making up, with Samifer and Michadam honestly more refereeing the argument than actually doing much fighting.

God remakes Nick's body, now capable of holding Lucifer and young john winchesters that Sam and Adam might be free. Adam, who is happily in love with Michael just laughs and laughs over getting to finally have some "daddy" issues of his own.

Gabriel is rescuded from Asmodeus and he and Lucifer reforge their bond. It's actually Claire who gets Sam to admit his mega in love with both angels.

Adam and Michael are dating.... (John doesn't quite know how to look a his youngest child...)

Kevin and Samandriel are together with their own rescue baby. There had been a haunting that Kevin found on accident. The little girls parents survived...but...they weren't very good parents. (hello sad beige parents who viewd their child as more of an acessory than as a human) Dean had jokingly called the girl "Kevin Jr." when he came back with her, the little girl barely verbal due to ghost and parent trauma. From then on she refused to be answer to any other name.

Mrs. Tran adores her granddaughter.

(looked up "five year old girl" on pinterest, thought this pic was perfect for Kevin Jr.)

Garth and his family are attending.

John's even more alarmed when actual demon's are also in attendance. Abbadon, Crowley , and Meg. Meg makes kissy faces at him.

#supernatural #no one take this seriously please #fic #dean x cas x benny #sam x claire x gabriel x lucifer #brief mention of past samwena #midam spn #kevin x samandriel #fanfbabies

[wheelsup-sevenup]

there’s like. there’s probably more this is just off the top of my head.

there’s transcripts in the alt text if you don’t want to squint :)

#wednesday #wednesday series #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wenclair #autism #autistic wednesday addams #please guys she’s so autism i cant #oh guys don’t take this too seriously btw #there ARE possible other explanations but this one seems right to me. so

[onefey]

"ohh botw was so PEACEFUL everything in totk wants to kill you--" so you're telling me you don't remember the sheer terror you felt the first time a guardian stalker started hunting you? or when a skywatcher caught sight of you? the fucking billion turrets in hyrule castle that hated you? how you couldn't dillydally around the center of the map without catching the eye of at least three giant laser pottery spiders? it's all ohhh guardian theme song instant anxiety haha until the sequel comes out and you completely forget She exists?! for shame! for shame!!

#ive seen two posts like that and my brother in christ botw was not PEACEFUL compared to totk #like yeah they're easy lategame but so is everything. the hands are wimps when youve got good bows. the trees go down in one hit. #do not forget the terror of the guardian 🗣🗣🗣 #the legend of zelda #loz #breath of the wild #botw #tears of the kingdom #totk #guardians #fey rambles #please Do Not take this post too seriously

[chronurgy]

🌟💞💖✨ Cute durgetash relationship things ✨💝💕💫

Durge leaving the decapitated heads of men that look like Gortash in his bed because they reminded them of him 💖

Gortash putting traps in the windows he knows Durge likes to enter through ✨

Durge messily killing someone who threatened Gortash and leaving their dismembered limbs all over the city as a warning 💝

Gortash yanking Durge's head back and telling them he'll bring them to heel like the dog they are 🌟

Durge leaving knives stabbed into Gortash's pillows next to his head to let him know that they could have killed him in his sleep if they wanted 💞

Gortash betraying his god and agreeing to rule together with Durge as an equal 💫

💖🌟 Just cute relationship things ✨💞

#enver gortash #dark urge #dark urge x gortash #durgetash #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #PLEASE don't take this seriously I beg of you #If I get one uh op these are not cute what's wrong with you comment I will walk into the sun

[il-predestinato]

We aren’t talking enough about how Max fucking went in for the wholly unnecessary RUTHLESS KILL on Charles in the run to turn 1 during the sprint.

Max really looked at that tractor SF-23 with zero front end and zero setup window that eats tires like a trash compactor and on top of that has crap ass race pace and said NAH STFU CHARLES IS MY RIVAL and went full send on his ass like it was Val d’Argenton 2012 out there and legit tried to punt him across the border into Mexico.

Max, darling, in what delulu reality was Charles ever a threat to your win today? 🤭 Max: he IS and always will be - 😤

#lestappen #sprint race #us gp 2023 #the man went at charles like his entire championship was on the line in that run to turn 1 #MAX PLEASE #no one takes the sf-23 seriously except you when it’s charles behind the wheel #elle.txt #p.s. tongue in cheek do not take seriously #in case that was not obvious enough #this ain’t a serious commentary on wheel to wheel

[khytal]

apollo makes a devastating typo in the wrong chat

#apollo justice #ace attorney #khyt.art #if the person who wrote ‘javier’ ‘klavier* shit’ in the tags of one of my other posts sees this #thank you but also I’m very sorry it made me laugh REALLY hard #anyway please don’t take this too seriously hdjfhsjdh #the implications get funnier the longer you look

[fandom-trash-goblin]

IN DEFENSE OF JOANNA LANNISTER

The Woman Dies, Aoko Matsuda, Translated by Polly Barton // Beatrix, Elizabeth Sonrel // A Storm of Swords, Chapter 38, Tyrion V

lyanna stark || elia martell || sansa stark || arya stark || alicent hightower || jaehaera targaryen || cersei lannister || myrcella baratheon || joanna lannister || aemma arryn || catelyn stark || sansa stark (2) || margaery tyrell

for @joanna-lannister, on whose blog i've been a lurker for an embarrassing amount of time, sorry, ma'am.

#asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #web weave #webweaving #webweave #game of thrones #webweaves: asoiaf #joanna lannister #she's fascinating #edit: #i tried to find one with lighter hair but nay nothing goes my way #there was this one with rapunzel that had the colours and all but the vibe really didnt fit #someone please also find me a painting for rhaenyra #like #c'mon i thought how hard it could be. turns out very hard. i found one for aemma before i found one for rhaenyra #i can do the young rhaeyrna realms delight on now tho #hahah this series is me taking myself too seriously

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

assorted scribbles and Love Bites!!!!

#THEYRE IN MY BRAIN THEYRE IN MY BRAIN MY FUCKING GOD THEY'RE IN THERE!!!!! #i want to PUNCH & BITE SOMETHING theyre soooooooo aghh bsdkjcJKDFNJSVDSL #sorry. sorry. look away im losing my Absolute Marbles #they make me so emotional.... #having breathing problems while typing #they Affect Me and Effect Me and Everythingggggggg #literallyyyy FUCK everyone else theyre the only ones who matter #scribble salad #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #watch barnaby's gonna end up being the token straight- #hes bi In My Heart (until proven otherwise. probably gonna be proven otherwise) #tho man... his pokemon au design is So fruity.... WAIT WHAT EAR WAS THE EARRING IN?! hold on i need to look something up #THE LEFT EAR NOOOOO THAT'S THE STRAIGHT EAR- #again Im Just Joking! Joshing! Jesting! dont take this seriously please dear fucking god dont- #im simply a jester in this giant court. jingling my lil bells and doin a jig #fr tho when i first saw all the neighbors i looked right at barnaby and thought 'ah. thats probably the straight one huh' #BUT! WE HAVE NO CONFIRMATION EITHER WAY! #AND I AM AND ALWAYS WILL BE DELUSIONAL ABOUT LAUGHINGSTOCK! SO!! #straight barnaby can't hurt me he isn't real- #and ofc. howdy has always been so so fruity To Me <3 #idk what it is about him! hes just! i look at him and my entire brain goes 'oh that mf has four limp wrists' #AND TOGETHER THEY ARE THE FLUFFY HUSBANDS!!!! WHO WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

[derekhalesbian]

genuinely how i feel sometimes

#adhd #NOBODY TAKES IT SERIOUSLY EXCEPT PPL WHO ALSO STRUGGLE WITH IT ITS SO FRUSTRATING #kitty needs to chill #neurodivergence #neurodiversity #add #actually adhd #actually add #if i see one more person acting like adhd isn’t an actual debilitating neurological disability #i’m going to fucking scream and no one can stop me #i also would like to point out i said ‘ppl without adhd’ and not ‘neurotypicals’ for A Reason #bc i see some fellow neurodivergents acting like adhd is just…. not a thing #or not as ‘bad’ as other neurodivergencies #or maybe not as impactful would be a better term #and if you’re going to tag this as ‘me but with [other thing]’ please just make your own post

[bread--quest]

i feel like one major flaw in the "if you can't name [x amount] of [something] then you [ARE BAD]" (to give an example: "if you can't name FIVE WOMEN you're a BAD FEMINIST") logic is that it is in my eyes a universally understood truth that people's brains do bizarre things when asked to name items of any category. one time i was trying to name as many european countries as possible and i, a geography and history nerd since the age of 3, forgot spain existed and kept trying to put in czechoslovakia

#wow look something original!! #please dont take this post too seriously. if bad takes appear in my notes im blowing this whole thing up #also i really want to emphasize #one of my classes the previous year had had a whole unit on how czechoslovakia didnt legally exist anymore and what countries are there now #i had had this information relayed directly to me. not that long ago. And Yet

[bunny-is-cute]

Angel: *holding baby spider kittens in his arms being a proud papa* Say hi daddy!

Husk: *looks at one of the kittens in particular with all white fur*

Husk: Who’s goddamn white baby is that?

Angel: This is your baby. He’s just light furred

Husk: *looks at other two kittens in Angel’s arms* Those two might be mine. Those two right there. But just because they look Husk, don’t mean they belong to Husk. But I don’t care what this baby looks like because this baby is rice-furred but not light furred.

Angel: *turns to the doctor* How strong were the drugs you gave him for his c-section?

Doctor: Oh very strong.

Husk: *recovering from c-section sedation after he gave birth to the kitten-spiders and is rambling like a madman*

Angel: I see…

#hazbin hotel #fanfiction #fanfic #hazbits #mentions of mpreg #surgery recovery #drug-implied #sedation #husk #hazbin hotel husk #huskerdust #angel dust #hazbin angel dust #hazbin anthony #this is just a joke #please don’t take this seriously #mpreg #husk was the pregnant one

[readerconfused]

It must be very sad not to be part of the Brazilian PJO Fandom because we are doing a task force to hide the truth from new fans of the series so they can be surprised watching the last episode

#Hemera must be so proud of us right now #please don't take us seriously we're just idiots having fun #deep down i think we're all pretending we don't know and no one is actually being fooled #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #pjo series #pjo tv show #percy jackson and the olympians spoilers #pjo #brazilians #pjo fandom

[butterflysonnets]

yes i'm rooting for m*leven breakup because byler is neat but mostly? i'm rooting for m*leven breakup for the sake of el and mike.

to me, their romance was always a puppy love born out of a combination of social pressures, naïve curiosity, and a lack of true understanding regarding intimacy and romantic love and what it really is. it was real in that they do truly, deeply care about each other and they are close friends, maybe even shared an attraction, but a maturing romance is so much more than that. they've grown up and out of being boyfriend/girlfriend, and that's okay! i think television/film needs to show more often that most of us don't have definite "soulmates" or first childhood loves that we spend our whole lives with. it doesn't mean these relationships meant nothing and didn't impact us, it just means they've run their course and that something else is in the cards, and this is part of life!

i've always felt el was at her best and most confident self when broken up with mike, discovering who she was and what she liked alongside another girl her age instead of just relying on mike for mentorship on how to live in the real world. she deserves more of an opportunity to find herself, her autonomy, and her independence, and to love who she is, and she's made it clear she's felt insecure in the relationship with mike because she isn't being loved and understood the way she wants, needs, and deserves from someone who is her partner.

also, it's okay if mike doesn't love her in "the way he should". he is not obligated to love her romantically and stay in a relationship with her just because she's a girl, because she "needed someone", or because he cares about her a lot. he shouldn't be pressured into a romance if it's not truly coming from his heart. he deserves freedom to find out and honour who he is, too, instead of just staying in his non-functional first relationship — one he got into as a child, essentially — and defining himself that way because it's what's expected when a boy and a girl are close. he loves her in some way, yes, but it's okay if he doesn't feel comfortable or secure being her boyfriend anymore, for whatever reason that is. he's felt insecure too, and that's valid and it matters.

they are their own people and are steadily growing and changing every day. they need time to figure out who those people are, and it's become clear (at least in my opinion) that those people aren't meant to be a couple at this stage.

they deserve freedom. they deserve to grow up and be authentic to themselves and not feel like they need to lie for the sake of a relationship. they deserve to move on from this version of their relationship that isn't making them happy and rekindle the best part of their bond: their strong, beautiful friendship. they don't have to be a couple if it doesn't make them stronger and better and happier people.

i think it would be healthy and wonderful for a show, especially one consumed frequently by young adults, to show a relationship starting, progressing, and ending on good terms in this way. sometimes things don't work out, and that is okay.

#eve text #elmike #stranger things #byler #only tagging byler because i feel like yall will like this take lol #tagging tagging tagging WHAT ARE EVERYONE ELSE'S THOUGHTS #god i can't believe i'm making a post about stranger things. this feels like poking a bear #i'm not particularly anti m*leven but like... they'd have to do something pretty special at this point for me to feel like it's viable #i'm seeing the bts of s5 and it's got me Having Thoughts #elmike friendship is something i am so passionate about #even before i ever liked byler (didn't ship at all until s4 even though i knew it was a thing before) i've felt this way about elmike #i always believed they were close friends at heart and needed to break up #the romance part of them felt very distinctly young and very much “he was a boy she was a girl” to me #and it hasn't deepened into anything more mature and i don't see how it could based on the current state of the writing... #the fact that lumax exists — a young relationship that is actively maturing and is healthy — makes that clear to me #and the “love confession” in s4 and how disingenuous and miserable it felt was just the nail in the coffin #also the fact that will (who is IN LOVE with mike) was instrumental in making it happen? ... uh... okay... interesting choice… #fucked up and reductive if they make it another queer unrequited love sacrifice for the sake of pushing the heterosexual agenda YUCK #so i really hope the speculation about a m*leven breakup is real!! i think it just makes sense for their characters but who knows #i don't believe in the notion of love at first sight or one true love and i think the writers don't too??? #love to me is an accumulation of experiences and we inevitably choose it at some point rather than fall into it... but idk #tv is so fixated on keeping couples together... sometimes it's just not reality guys especially with young people... LET IT GO... #like i said though i'm not 100% sold that they're going to give up their “golden couple” LMAO #stranger things hasn't historically subverted too many tropes if i'm being honest #anyway i seriously need this season to come out quickly... i'm so bored and getting my master's is crushing my soul #i need frivolity #ALSO btw i won't respond to hateful messages about this so please don't bother. it's not that serious. this is a netflix show

[clownsuu]

Holy cow there’re a lot and I really do mean A LOT of Welcome Home AUs, and more coming too. Not saying it’s a bad thing, but it makes sense considering WH doesn’t have a lot to work with so it leaves tons of room for fans to play around with. I just hope it doesn’t get outta hand like what happened to Undertale with its AUs.

People are free to have creative liberty on what aus they wanna make- like you said there is very little canon content to munch on so people will pull a “fine I’ll do it myself” JCHFHDHU-

I personally don’t mind it as well, but I do enjoy the aus where they purposely change Wally’s height just to make him more simp-able LMAOO

#Personally all my aus (like 3-4-? Honestly kinda just one aka mob the others are off brands LMAO) Wally are all still the same height #Except Yakuza Wally #He’s a single apple taller #Used god like powers to gain a single inch of height #Home wouldn’t allow any more smhhhhhh #Iv seen a lot of aus but personally I’m a big fan of the more jokey/light hearted non serious ones #Like this one whole au is just Wally being high LMAOOOO #Iv been tempted to make a au just called “Wally commits tax evasion/fraud” for like two weeks now #Oh I also love gangster au (joke au please don’t take this seriously) from toonz #Stunning amazing brilliant perfect show stopping- #More serious is probably greyscale #Mostly cause one: dadpa biased- #And two it’s a really cool concept with hella lotta drama for it (gotta love me some broken ass peeps) #But yeah as long as people don’t start making really sus aus/breaking clowns boundaries in the au verse we should be fine #Cause lort fuggin knows that they will be harassed to oblivion for it JDHDHDDH

[krypticcafe]

Me: Oh hey another cool-looking König x Reader fic, this looks fun and unique-

König: 'maus'

Me: god FUCKING dammit not again

#HOT TAKE #PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE #IM NOT FUCKING SORRY #I SERIOUSLY CANT STAND THE OVERUSE OF THIS NICKNAME #I GET IT #YOUR READER IS SMALL AND PETITE COMPARED TO THE AUSTRIAN GIANT #HOWEVER I DONT GIVE A FUCK #for real though im so tired please stop overusing 'maus' im so sick of it #just give reader a normal pet name #rant #x reader #cod x reader #call of duty x reader #call of duty #cod #codmw2 #codmwii #könig x reader #könig #könig cod #fanfiction