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avengersacademytalks · 2 months
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commissionsdarian · 1 year
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It's that time in the schedule. Au revoir
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itsays · 3 months
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"life as a 22 year old mother of 3" "life as a married 19 year old couple" *video of mother daughter and grandma making reference to how they were both moms at like 16* *21 year old girl flex video about how she's a mother of 4* *couple whose entire personality is having 10 kids before turning 30* "married my highschool sweetheart at 18 and now i have 8 kids at age 25" "what i do in a day as a 19 year old housewife"
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iamnotajackolantern · 4 months
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tell me you ‘forgot’ a condom but youll only put the tip in, then that feels so good you put it all in and promise to pull out, eventually i lose count of how many loads youve dumped in me but it feels so good and its too late to stop you now
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beaft · 9 months
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"i won't be coming back here" is the funniest possible thing you can say to a customer service worker. you're at your place of work and someone comes in, acts like a jerk, ruins your day, and then, paradoxically, finishes up by reassuring you that this interaction is now over and you'll never have to see or hear from them again
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stil-lindigo · 9 days
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lead balloon (the tumblr post that saved me)
if this comic resonated with you, it would mean the world to me if you donated to this palestinian family's escape fund.
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no creative notes because this isn't that kind of comic.
I know I don’t owe any of you anything but I still felt compelled to write about my long term absence. And I feel far enough away from the dangerous spot I was in to be able to make this comic. I have a therapist now, and she agreed that making this could be a very cathartic gesture, and the start of properly leaving these thoughts behind me. I am still, at seemingly random times, blindsided by fleeting desires to kill myself. They’re always passing urges, but it’s disarming, and uncomfortable. I worry sometimes that my brain’s spent so long thinking only about suicide that it’s forgotten how to think about anything else. Like, now that I've opened that door for myself, I'll never be able to fully shut it again. But I’m trying my best to encourage my mind in other directions. We'll see how that goes.
I am still donating all proceeds from my store to Palestinian causes. So far, I've donated over $15K, not including donations coming from my own pocket or the fundraising streams which jointly raised around $10K. In the time since I made my initial post about where this money would be going, the focus has shifted from aid organisations to directly donating to escape funds.
If you'd like to do the same, you can look at Operation Olive Branch, which hosts hundreds of Palestinian escape funds or donate to Safebow, which has helped facilitate the safe crossing and securing of important medical procedures for over 150 at-risk palestinians since the beginning of the genocide.
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ando666detonao · 1 year
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don't you ever read a piece of fanfiction so good you just
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counting-stars-gayly · 4 months
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I’m actually LOVING how Rick Riordan, and the other writers of the show, took his initial concept of a Percabeth rivalry fueled by that of their parents and kind of turned it on its head?
Now, instead of Annabeth being wary of Percy because he’s a son of Poseidon, he’s wary of her because she made a callous impression on him. They get off to a rocky start even before finding out who Percy’s father is, and when they finally do, Annabeth doesn’t care. Instead of them fighting because of who their parents are, they’re fighting over their own opposed worldviews.
Then, instead of them arguing over which of the gods is cooler and who was right in the story of Medusa, they realize that, just like Medusa, Annabeth is a victim of her mother and that, unlike Medusa, she is a far kinder and stronger person, unwilling to repeat the cycle of hurt. They realize that, like his father, Percy often acts without considering potential consequences and that, unlike his father, he is a far kinder and stronger person, willing to step up for someone he wronged and whom he cares about.
Instead of Percy and Annabeth’s rivalry being focused on that of their parents, it’s focused on who they are, themselves. But the path to friendship is still the same: a realization that they have each other’s backs, no matter what, because they’re not their parents after all.
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cozylittleartblog · 9 months
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
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lilithland · 4 months
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ok but like imagine you were tricked into being the office fuckdoll for a night 🙈
you’re brand new to the office and get invited to the office christmas party last second
you accept not knowing the last person to accept the offer has to be entertainment for the night
you get there and are immediately manhandled by a strong male coworker
before you can really begin to struggle and fight back you’re tied down to a table
you’re forcefully stripped naked
everyone can see your pussy absolutely dripping and making a mess
you go to cry but your panties are stuffed in your mouth
it starts with people groping your tits
caresses and squeezes turn to painful pinching and twisting
people start exploring your fuck hole
at first people just give you a rub here and there, some just collecting your girl juices to taste for themselves
one woman temporarily removes your panties to force her fingers down your throat, making you taste your own girl juice
then people start inserting things into your needy hole
you get fingered over and over again, the people fucking you barely acknowledge your presence, chit chatting with other party guests as if you aren’t there, you leak even more
someone forces a beer bottle into your cunt, they rub your clit and force you to have cummies around the bottle
the bottle catches some of your girl cum, you’ve never been more humiliated
then people start pumping your inferiority hole with cocks
at first the men pull out to finish on your tits and your thighs but then they start shooting their hot sperm inside you
the panties in your mouth prevent you from screaming that you’re not on birth control
some of the men grunt filth about breeding your fuck hole anyway, as if they know they can impregnate you
your panties are ripped from your mouth as people begin forcing you to perform oral
cocks and pussies alike take turns sitting on your face, men and women alike forcing you to lick their dirty assholes
at this point though you’ve accepted you’re nothing more than a cumdump
someone starts using the cum from your pussy to lube up your ass, you’re too distracted with the fat cock down your throat and someone pinching your nipples to notice
you can’t even scream when your asshole is r4ped in one swift go by the fattest cock you’ve ever felt in your life
by the end of the night everyone in the office has had their fair share of you, at one point you had 4 dicks inside of you
you had so many cummies and squirtys you lost track, truly being fucked dumb by the end of the night
all of your holes were used, abused, and puffy, you were absolutely covered in cum and you were sure you’d be leaking even more for days
the office had turned you in to their perfect bimbo slut doll
the next time you go into work your tits are hanging out of your blouse and your skirt is so short everyone can see your bare pussy underneath
you understand your new role at the office
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jesncin · 6 months
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Relationship advice from your opportunistic Bat-friend.
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laz-laz-ace-pilot · 11 months
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After watching the Barbie trailer, my parents are arguing over whether, as a previous diplomat, Barbie should have diplomatic immunity in a foreign country (her home country being Barbieland) and thus whether her arrest by LAPD is unlawful.
Neither of my parents are lawyers or have studied international relations, they just got excited by the trailer
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frownyalfred · 6 months
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"I'm gonna fuck your mom" "I'm going to get my adoptive billionaire dad to sleep with both of your parents and they're both going to fall in love with him and write you out of their will, fuckhead."
(Schoolyard threat from an unknown Wayne child, provided to the Gazette in March 2013. Bruce Wayne, responding via email, denied all allegations of an improper relationship and declared it "entirely spontaneous and consensual."
Mr. and Mrs. [redacted] could not be reached for comment, but court records indicate that Mr. [redacted] began divorce proceedings in April of 2013.)
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ahaura · 5 months
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A protestor self-immolated at the entrance of the Israeli consulate in Atlanta, and is reportedly in critical condition.
(Dec. 1)
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