#non crack

[cowgirleddiediaz]

me pre 7x04: yeah idrc about tommy as a love interest.

911 writers: okay but what if he was soft and kind and gentle? what if buck looks like he’s just found god when they kiss? what if he doesn’t even flinch when buck stumbles over his words because this is all new and he won’t hold that against him?

Oh and he’s also somehow so huge he makes oliver “built like a brick shithouse” stark look small by comparison? what will you do then?

#i fear they may be onto something #really cracked the code on making us not hate a non-eddie LI #911 abc #911 spoilers #bucktommy #tevan #evan buckley #tommy kinard

[introspectivememories]

been watching mashle and oh my god, the eugenics???? the way lance's parents were so ready to give up their daughter??? no second thought???? just "why did this child have to be born to us?"???? um everyone talking in mash's face about how non-magic people are inherently worthless???? the triple line dude fucking making dolls out of people and somehow no one??? is??? checking him???? and then when questioned immediately jumping into "well humans are little more than mindless beasts and i will become a creator deity and reshape the world in my liking!"????? the, um, corruption in the government??? the way this story is so clearly "h*rry p*tter if it was actually funny"??? the slytherin coded characters are blood purists???? they took out hufflepuff??? one of the magia lupus' mage's powerset was just big shuriken???? another one is rip off kisame???? lance is a siscon and the first thing mash says is "that doesn't make it better"???? lemon is genuinely so fuckin funny??? dot is incel-coded but like in a funny way??? dot says that lance is playing life on "easy mode" cause lance has a good face??? dot likes tea??? dot has good manners??? everybody only has one spell they can use??? finn ames is like if you transported is regular human into this stupid ass world??? i think the old man and the cop have explored each others bodies.

#so many baffling things #the show is genuinely funny tho #mash and lance have something going on and i stg this isn't just me putting my shipping goggles on #also lance is a siscon but like in the most non-weirdest way possible??? like he just doesn't want his baby sis to die #and like yeah the power of her photo is enough for him to fling himself backward into a wall hard enough that it cracks #but he's not like in love with her or whatever. bare minimum victories ig #also when the rap starts it gets sooo hype #not to talk about h*rry p*tter in 2024 but why did they take out hufflepuff?? #that was the only good house #everybody else in that world seem insufferable but hufflepuff seemed like you could get along with them #also they need to stop talking shit about non-magic people in front of mash's face #mashle magic and muscles #mashle #lemon irvine #dot barrett #finn ames #mash burnedead #lance crown

[velinxi]

How can I let you know? I'm more than the dress and the voice?

#happy bday piper and happy pride #piper mclean #annabeth chase #pipabeth #brain: so which ship would you like xiao? the canon popular one? the non canon but still popular one? or the spicy one? #me #picking up the wad of gum thats been stuck under the table for 10 years: this one #brain: xiao thats not a ship thats a dinghy that has three mice on board #eyes on me is such a good song and i have superimposed it onto pipabeth in this au bc i love the idea of piper being the one to help #crack open annabeths initial calculating exterior yes i have both awful and perfect taste

[5ftboy]

(sean finnerty after a man gets absolutely eviscerated)

#critical role #candela obscura #candela obscura spoilers #brennan lee mulligan #sean finnerty #mine ** #cracking jokes non stop under stressful situations is a coping mechanism methinks #(and yes i added the wink for those enraptured by this crass lil' soldier like Me)

[valeriefauxnom]

Dragalia Lost With A Distinct Lack of Context:

(Honestly all of Chitose's lines in this story qualify but I digress)

(Honestly, part two, all of Mym's stories are a goldmine for this and I actively have to restrain myself from showing all of it)

#Dragalia Lost #...was a very serious game. Uh-huh. Incredibly. #They just put on their crazy hat twice a month to channel utter crack into their translations and art. #And we all rejoiced. #For Dragalia fans: aside from some of the classics here I hope I could catch you off guard at least once! #...For any non-fans: Yes the game was just Like This approximately 50% of the time. The other half was royal drama and identity crises! #out of context

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Wait he's Italian?????

Highly relevant clip here

#psspsspss this clip has yelling and a voice crack #sorry i dont feel like captioning it... #its really important that you all know Wes' username (which sadly was not on the screen during this) is WesSexHaver #i just finished watching this stream today too lol #video #non voice post

[bleaksqueak]

ooooh well it's not obvious he says like there is a single part of bursting open like a bloated melon oozing clots of petrol worms and eyes with teeth that is not obviously too horrifying to bear thinking about much less interacting with oooh nonono actually i have always longed to join with the terrors and dare i even hope birth a sentient sphincter of my very own a beautiful bouncing bundle of bile god just imagine the special day when the little gupper comes bursting out of my orifices which ones who knows i want to be surprised for its first screaming wet expulsion gosh isn't that just something that’s the real magic in this wondrous world i mean what girl doesn't dream about someday becoming a--

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[its-the-sa]

How do you think they would look if arti was a the scav and sk was the scug?

And what differences would there be (if any) in their dynamic?

you know, at first i thought this was kind of a silly question, because they'd still be the same people on the inside, right?

but then i thought about it more and i realized... that would change literally everything, actually.

because, in a way, arti has the typical temperament of a scavenger, and SK has the typical temperament of a slugcat. in my AU, both of them were misfits growing up-- arti's colony was afraid of her and pretty much treated her like the walking bomb that she is, and SK was bullied severely because he was so quiet and passive and preferred to avoid confrontations.

but if they were born into each others species, they would have fit in just fine. neither would have been outcasts, and none of the events that led to them meeting would have happened. they would've just led typical lives among their own kind.

and if their paths ever DID cross, it would probably just be like...

...im honestly not sure if things would have been better or worse this way, lol

#rain world #artificer #scavenger king #artificer redemption au #crack #arti would be that one scav who always kills you no matter how nice you are #this is non negotiable

[sepublic]

Ugh great another split-second “rep” I-

Hold up you mean like. Like. The first thing that came to my mind hearing this combination of words-

#infinity train #infinity train lake #elemental #Pixar #non binary #infinity train book 2 #infinity train cracked reflection

[cockworkangels]

tried painting with acryllics after thee longest time 🐝

#cracked out my old acryllic paints for the first time in years and did non-digital painting after suuuch a long time :) #it’s fun to do stuff i haven’t done in years even though i’m so rusty but yayyy i’m having fun!! #my art #art practice #acryllic paints #bee #bumblebee #posting my silly little arts and crafts here bc why not #id in alt text

[teruel-a-witch]

danny williams @ steve mcgarrett: draw me like one of your french detectives

me: where have I seen this before? oh, right ↓

#mcdanno #h50 humour #h50 crack #danny williams #king of obvious body language #h50 #h50 1x03 #danny is a cat #i finally found a non blurry version of that cat meme lmao #hawaii five 0 #myh50 #mcdannuendo #mcdanno flirting

[annadeef]

local woman who’s barely holding it together is burdened with woman who is completely unhinged @artbytesslyn

#my art #dnd #elf #this is a crack ship that my wife has planted into my head and now it thrives and spreads like a parasite #Susur #Dinah #non canon but in my heart it could be

[magicaldragons]

varadeva are totally the type to have an absolutely savage child

and when their child roasts somebody, they'd be like

deva especially would eat that up, he'd be losing his shit in the corner,

but varadha's the one who'd remember he's a Dad™ and be like "alright now, stop that"

#Deva would be so proud lmAoOooo #and Varadha's like: “aight I'll handle this responsibly AFTER cracking tf up” #headcanon that varadha is the more diplomatic parent and would be the first choice for a parent teacher meeting #cause you KNOW Deva's an 'act-first-think-later' parent #salaar #varadeva #been a while since i had non-angst thoughts ooF

[dontfuckingestablishcanonicalbac]

the reveal in unmortricken that universes outside the central finite curve are just... inventing interdimensional travel all the fucking time is absolutely insane. like we know the central finite curve is just a tower the ricks built to place themselves forever on top, but the sheer number of people who have invented portal travel in other universes is completely mindblowing to me. all the portals are different styles, different colours - are these all different inventors across different collections of dimensions? it's unregulated, it's rick-free, it's only shown for like 30 seconds throughout the episode, and it's not even mentioned. i know we already know this, but rick sanchez really isn't the unique genius he pretends himself to be.

#rick and morty #rick and morty s7 spoilers #unmortricken #rewatched the episode the other day and was like 'oh shit so that's non-rick portal travel' #and then continued my s2/3 rewatch and thought way too much about lore #ive now convinced myself that rick prime either built or helped build the central finite curve #and that diane couldve potentially existed in one of these universes. and invented interdimensional travel. #thats my new crack theory for what a diane centric episode could look like. her outside the central finite curve. pre-omega device. #ive thought way too much about the plot holes that the prime dimension and c-137 dimension cause. someone come save me #anyway. this is cool. happy not-the-specialest-guy-ever day to rick sanchez.

[utdr-stimming]

Eloo

I know you often do deltarune stimboards but if its okay with you can I have a karamatsu stim pls? If not then just anything of your choice

Also do I have to pay for a board or no?

Karamatsu Matsuno (Osomatsu-san) stim board!!!

Honestly I have no clue who this fella is but I'm happy you wanted a board from me!!! Sorry if I didn't do that well haha I do not know what he's all about (I don't know why I added the Doritos bag). Also yeah I'm not making anyone pay for these haha, just having fun

Because this is a non utdr stim board I have posted another stim board today that is just utdr ❤️

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#osomatsu san #stim board #karamatsu #karamatsu matsuno #blue stim #suit stim #shoe stim #food stim #squishy stim #clay cracking stim #sunglasses stim #💔non utdr stim #tw hands #tw moths #tw food #❤️requested stim

[befuddled-calico-whump]

okay okay so I had a dream about a robin hood-style band of outlaws who were captured in a group by royal guards.

The leader was interrogated in front of his men by having arrows driven into his legs, which were then tugged on and moved around while embedded there to cause more pain and damage. When threatened to have it done to his arms too, he cracked, spilling vital information/confessing to the group's crimes in front of his men.

The rest of the outlaws were pretty pissed off, and shunned him, even when he was begging for help/water after the guards left.

#it was very Neat! #i also remember them tying strings to the arrows and pulling them around but idr why exactly or what that didnthat tugging didn't #but as a result have a non-dream idea: #impaling his arms/wrists with arrows as well then tying rope to them and making him dance like a puppet :D #<<if i was writing this that would be the exact threat they'd use to crack him #dream log #whump dream #fantasy whump #team leader whump #torture #betrayal #whump prompt