#offended dog

[ahotknife]

the stooges / the dream thieves by maggie stiefvater / phoebe bridgers / how to be a dog by andrew kane / sleepycorvid / mitski / margaret atwood / ethel cain

#vibrating intensely #and what is it my dog NEEDS?? what is it my dog needs????? #thats right call your dog!! he said it like they should be offended by it. #web weaving #something something that post thats like call your dog except its about being leashed or something cant remember waht it said #its about devotion not subservience or something #1k

[p0ssym1lker]

Danny was on a regular walk with cujo, sure it was in gotham but it's not like it's that dangerous outside

Until the joker threatened him, and he was shot

And of course cujo does not appreciate his owner getting hurt by anyone

Batman and some of the bats turn the corner, only to see a dog grow taller and scarier and bit the joker in half

The dog then shrinks down to comfort his owner, who is pressing against a wound in his thigh, looking as shocked as they felt

"Cujo? What was that" Danny asks, meaning the murder, cujo has never hurt anyone intentionally like that

The bats however are assuming that this boy adopted a meta dog without knowing, a meta dog, who is fiercely protective of said owner

Jason doesn't notice any of this and is just staring at the jokers body

#they are now trying to teach danny how to deal with cujo #danny is offended #and cujo sees that and doesn't like the bats #damian is very upset about that #jason loves the kid and his dog #dc x dp #dp x dc #jason todd #damian wayne #dc crossover #dp crossover

[carrotkicks]

dazai always knows exactly what to say

#i bet dazai's inner head voice is remarkably vulgar and he just has an incredible filter #also verlaine being like 'were not so different you and i' #dazai must be feeling genuinely so offended. that's the PERFECT time for personal character reevaluation bestie #dialogue taken directly from stormbringer btw #bsd #bungo stray dogs #stormbringer #dazai #verlaine #doodles #doodle #comic

[dreambutdontsleepx]

as a possessive, jealous Eddie Diaz truther I actually thing the jealousy switcheroo in buddie is incredibly appropriate.

buck can have other male friends besides Eddie, and he's completely fine about it, cause he's sure of his place in bucks life. he know he's buck's best friend, and would never replace him. he knows that besides Maddie, and the kids (Chris and jee) he's the most important person in bucks life.

When is Eddie jealous? when bucks gets a new girlfriend, when he partners up with Taylor for the treasure hunt instead of him. We see him being actively hostile. Cause that's a position Eddie doesn't fill in bucks life, a romantic partner (even though he wants to), so he's unsure of himself.

When is buck jealous? when Eddie gets new friends, we already saw that with Lena Bosko in season 3, cause buck is insecure of his role in Eddie's life (in pretty much every single life of his friends and family), he fears abandonment. He fears that someone will take his place as best friend. But when Eddie is with Ana, buck is calm in my opinion, he's stressed just cause he can see that Eddie is not happy.

all these words just to say that Eddie Diaz knows he's in love with his best friend, he's known for a long time, that's why he's jealous when buck has a romantic partner. while buck still has his eyes covered to the truth, and in his mind what he and eddie have is a totally normal besties relationship. that's why he's jealous and anxious when Eddie gets a friend.

#EDDIE KNOWS #BUCK DOESN'T #sorry for the rant #eddie diaz is still a possessive jealous petty bitch tough #and i stand by that #bucks reaction is more like when your dog gets offended when you pet another puppy #911 #buddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley #clouds rambles

[nelkcats]

Not a Dog!

A competition was set up to award the best dog between Gotham and Amity Park, probably because the judges were quite aware that the two cities were a little crazy and decided to unite their competitions.

Damian bragged that he shouldn't be participating since obviously Titus would beat everyone. Jason snorted and commented that Dog was much better than Titus and would win the competition easily, the rest of the siblings walked away from the discussion, but Dick felt left out and called his friend.

Beast Boy, better known as "Gar" wasn't too happy about Dick using his favor to make him pretend to be a dog in a pet contest, but he agreed. Dick signed him up as his own pet while Jason and Damian complained about how silly the idea was.

When Gotham competitors list was released on Amity, Danny noticed that one contestant had a green dog and smiled. He could compete with Cujo! His father told him something about wanting to compete too but the halfa denied and said that he needed a dog for that.

On the day of the competition the judges tried not to flinch at the two obviously green dogs and a contestant who had decided to enter with a peculiar type of dog, they decided to judge them as best as possible. A rivalry ensued between all the contestants while Danny tried to avoid looking at his father's eyes, why was he participating with a fridge?

To everyone's surprise, none of the dogs won. The winner was Jack Fenton, with his very alive and aggressive sausages. The judges couldn't disqualify him because "hot dog" was technically a type of "dog" even if they didn't know how it was possible, and Jack taught the hot dogs a few tricks.

#dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #Alive hot dogs are Jack pets #Gar is offended #Cujo is just happy #he made new friends #Batfam is not sure if they want to investigate the hot dogs #they seem very aggressive #probably half of the reason the judges didn't disqualify them #Jack was really happy #alive hot dogs #dp x dc #dc x dp #Jason is bad at naming dogs #gotham #amity park #jack fenton #Maddie tried to stop him but his husband was too excited #maybe next time dog owners #Beast boy is going to bite Dick after the competition #Dick just wanted to be included on the family activity #Rest of the batfam were smart enough to avoid the situation #Hot Dog have Dog on the name #that was Jack logic #Jack domesticated the hot dogs #they are his pets now #he show them tricks and all #Maddie have no idea how that happened

[luna-lovegreat]

Yo

For you,

Art from Jojo @linkeduniverse au :)

#I hope I made you smile #which one is your favourite? #twitter account we rate dogs #I think the chain submitted the pictures of leg and twi to the account #they spent MONTHS planning payback #and they were both mortally offended they didn't earn a 15/10 #why yes. Wolfie is holding ladies underwear in the one where it says he breaks hearts for a living #I edited the profile pic but not the dog names #more ironic if the names are wrong #Twi gets called Teddy #I think it's funny. anyways #hope this made you happy #linkeduniverse #linked universe #Lu #lu twilight #lu legend #Lu Wolfie #Lu memes

[stillflight]

We've discussed how too many "universal therian experiences" posts are just canine or otherwise generally mammalian but now we should talk about how many "exclusively human things/humans all have this weird thing!" posts are actually just talking about something that animals other than caniformes do

#like ''how come humans think it's weird to want to play fetch >:( '' idk man I'm a bird and I also think it's weird. maybe just a dog thing #''the way humans will get so offended if you take some of their food like aren't we a pack!'' no and I'm biting you #+ any and every mention of the words bipedal or plantigrade #''ugh i hate how HUMANS walk on two legs just wanna be an animal am i right my fellow therians'' 🐦‍⬛ wjat #''the therian urge to toe walk because stupid human bodies are plantigrade and it's not animal enough'' 🦡 huh #alterhuman #therian

[samssims]

#ts4 #sims 4 #samssims princess legacy #princess gen 5 #ts4 legacy #ts4 gameplay #Hallows Eve in this house means lots of hot dogs #offended there was no bear costume

[kangals]

Kep has been (playfully but kind of annoying) trying to chase butters since he got home, and the other day he finally kind of cornered her so she gave him the classic spit-n-slap “fuck off” bluff charge and they’re doing much better now. bc he’s now giving her several feet of personal space and just wiggling at her from a distance, and butters has also confirmed he’s not a threat so she’s stopped bolting when she sees him. I’m practicing doing training sessions with Kep in the same room so he’s used to ignoring her, which he does well, so I’m cautiously optimistic that they’ll have a cordial relationship at some point 🤞

#Kep just doing the ‘I am looking respectfully’ routine #he did not seem nearly as offended by her swats as Stellina was which also tracks with his general character #he seems much more resilient overall compared to her #would be nice to have a dog that wasn’t terrified of cats again lol

[groenendaze]

the only good part of this trip was that we drove up to maine and finch got to see the ocean for the first time

#he is a beach dog but doesn’t understand salt water <3 #Great Lake beaches have him very confused #he tried to drink us and then spit it out immediately. incredibly offended animal #finch

[ntj2pj]

#madness combat #madcom oc #my oc #atp soldat #the soldat in the dark (tm) actually cares about his bro #a lot #but he just can't get sad when he warned him about this shit nonstop #no id #The bitten guy just acts too friendly because his program made him too altruistuc and kind #Which sometimes helps since he is one who recruits workers #Well #Probably it's more benefitial most of the time #But he gets in shit like “oh i just wanted to help civilian get out from dangerous location and they stabbed me :(((” #And he ain't bullied for it by anyone but his bro. He is too... Kinda. Uh. Hard to bully guy who is most safest option to talk with auditor #And not die lol. It also doesn't help that he is guy who knows all of the AAHW by names and will kick you hard for bullying anyone #So bullying him is a privilege of some atp soldats #not an option :D #Other soldat here is just walking anger issues and he got no friends other than his bro. Constantly lashes at anyone. The Bitten™ included #So they're got that dynamic of angry antisocial cynical guy and pessimist & optimistic kind dude (well #(well he got a lot of mental issues too #But doesn't show it and never let it hurt others.) #And he is much older than the pessimist :'D #Pessimist guy is very young actually. But just experienced shit nonstop from birthday and lost very much everyone he cared about #And the second one... just atp soldat with no past. never known any other thing than work in AAHW and orders. Easy to manipulate #He also gets “You're not a real person” a lot for it. And constanly offended by it. But it's a problem of all yellow bloods here #Especially him #since he litterally didn't had a life outside from aahw. Also don't think he wouldn't kick his friends hard for orders. #Kill even. He is a dog for orders first #Kind guy with good morals is only second

[projectmayhem-stims]

I THINK ALL THE TIME HOW I'M GOING TO PERPETRATE LOVE WITH YOU

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#blood #deliver me from being perfect and complete [queue] #you dont ask questions about project mayhem [boards] #lyrics: x offender by blondie #smoking #cigar #dog tags #nosebleed #guns #revolver #bullets #pouring #drinks #alcohol #brown #red #black #gray #blue #stim #stim gif #stimboard

[callistoangel]

For Mulder, the Belgium Malinois. Why? Driven. Obsessive, and look at that attentive lil face. Mulder runs and swims, and Malinois are a very active breed

This is x files characters as dogs btw

The rough collie for Scully. It's a classic, feminine dog, but it's also incredibly intelligent. It might also help the similarities bc of the Apricot coloured fur? Idk, kinda ginger

I don't have a good reason 🥲 hur hur I look kinda scary ig. Um, protective, up for whatever. Chill... but are they really?

This schnauzer looks responsible, and like if you fell in a river it would come and save you... what? Idk what I'm saying. The schnauzer wouldn't lose a stack of paperwork, and Skinner probably wouldn't do that either...

He ooks like an old dog that would talk about how great America is unprompted. Uh, greman shepherds can be vicious [and dangerous] if not socialised properly. I think I remember him killing for fun? Or wanting to?

#help #what am i saying #just in general #fox mulder #when do i ever make sense? #i feel like most of these ppl would be v offended to be compared to a dog #but u get the vision yrah? #the x files #txf #dana scully #ad skinner #the smoking man #agent doggett

[bettertwin1]

splinter is hot dog water. yes thats a scooby doo character

DOESN'T SHE DIE? Also no....she's too serious...

#i know who hot dog water is #I JUST SAID I LIKED MYSTERY INC AND LOVE SCOOBY DOO!!! <- GUY WHO IS OFFENDED AT THE TONE

[carbonateds-oda]

why’s it look like he’s filing his nails here 😭

#kinda offended that harukawa shifted his dark auburn hair to a more lighter red but I forgive her cuz he looks beautiful anyway #bsd #bungou stray dogs #oda sakunosuke #the day i picked up dazai #back from the store now I have time to b insane abt this

[coquelicoq]

gurathin, thiago, indah...starting to get the sense that if murderbot didn't have any specific person playing the role of "someone i deep down respect who i'm convinced hates me" at any given time, presaux would have to assign someone, for enrichment purposes

#murderbot #the murderbot diaries #mb needs an anti-support human. like instead of a service dog it has a human that frowns at it sometimes #and it interprets these frowns as 'oh i guess this human just HATES ME. i guess we're ENEMIES. but WHATEVER I'M FINE WITH IT' #even though that's just what this human's face does when they're thinking really hard or something #like i'm rereading network effect and every time mb is cranky about thiago not liking it i'm like. babe you are reading way into it #he's skeptical. you love skepticism! he does not hate you he's just being cautious #in some ways quite similar to you really #'thiago doesn't trust me. how DARE HE' babe we have been here before #that's exactly what you said about gurathin! #i mean is he an asshole? yes. but so are you and so is your best mutual administrative assistant. you love assholery #i just think it's funny that 1) mb trusts no one until it knows them really well and 2) mb is SO OFFENDED when people who don't know it #super well don't trust it fully and implicitly right off the bat #my posts #f #well it's christmas and i don't have anywhere to be today because my family stuff is on monday this year. so i am very bored #you know what that means. deep dive into the drafts #also probably trying to find an ask meme to reblog #this draft is from july i think