I’m down for drama in other teams. Is it just youth stuff?
There should be more Levi fic.
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Got my tickets for Downloads Thursday night. Gonna see Metallica.
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(The siblings squirm in their seats. Their father hadn’t said anything as he finished cooking and setting the table, only saying they’ll ‘talk after (we) eat’. It was the quietest a meal has been in a very long time, each sibling agonising in their own way. Finally, once the food was cleared and plates pushed aside, did Jack begin to talk)
So, (all the siblings straightened in their seats) You have made some interesting friends…(small smiles begin to form)…and deliberately disobeyed my rules…(the smiles vanish and they wince. Katie lowers her head in guilt. Jack simply sighs) I’ll cut to the chase and say you’re all grounded. But…I won’t say to stop it. (That makes all the siblings blink in surprise and look at each other) Not that I really can, you’re a bit old for that now, but I don’t outright disapprove of it. With one caveat, (he leans in, looking each sibling in the eye in turn) I play an active role on it. As you share it with each other, you share with me too. Does that sound fair?
(The siblings all look at one another. Silently, one by one, they each give a nod to Katie, who turns back to their father with a smile) I believe that sounds reasonable.
(Jack gives a smile) Good. Now, anyone up for showing me how this thing really works?
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My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!
My hands:
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the confetti for a not guilty verdict is actually the funniest fucking thing about ace attorney
it’s like they inherently know their system is fucked to the to the extent that they’ve got the celebration confetti at the ready when they don’t wrongfully incarcerate someone
edgeworth never lost a trial until he faced phoenix wright so the confetti goes off and he’s probably like what the fuck ppfthh pffth phhh that last bit is him spitting the confetti out of his mouth
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there is little worse in this world than people being horny for your favourite character that you are not horny for. shut up about his dick i wanna talk about his narrative significance
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I don't have any pets so I NEED more pics of your orange slices
You mean my iPad babies?
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What’s everybody’s most useless skill? If you show me any picture of Godzilla I can tell you exactly which Godzilla suit it is and who was wearing it.
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your days are fucking numbered and the number is 1
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me leaving my 9-5 job which barely covers my bills just to see silver the hedgehog throw my car at sonic and miss
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