#oh god they’re so gay

[byersdefender]

the whole byler fandom’s theories and headcanons

#byler #oh god they’re so gay #byler better be canon #no actually #byler is canon #there is just too much evidence #we better not end up looking like clowns #stranger things

[bread-that-draws]

Flowey’s so funny and has me so fucked up like he’s a talking flower. He tries to kill you upon your first interaction. He is ten years old. He is damaged beyond repair. He’s a flower named Flowey. He’s become friends with every single character. He’s killed all of them countless times. He knows everything about everyone. He doesn’t care anymore. He takes care of his mom when she can’t take care of herself. He’s killed her before. He doesn’t care if you kill her. He thinks she’s trying to replace him. He just wants to be himself again. He wants to destroy everything. He hates you. You’re the only one who understands him. He wants his best friend back. He’s terrified of them. He believes in kill or be killed because he died by giving mercy to the wrong person. He believes himself to be the wrong person. He doesn’t understand when you show him that kindness he showed others, even when you know he could kill you for it. He’s tried every route. He asks you if you have anything better to do when you try to do the same. He’s a direct reflection of the player. He’s a fucking talking flower named flowey and his only voice line is by Ronald McDonald and his officially licensed plush does a little dance for you

#‘Flowey would listen to i bet on losing dogs by Mitski and cry until he throws up and Chara calls him cringe from beyond the grave’ #-me to my friend when I ranted about this last night #he has me so fucked up like oh my god #how is the best character a fucking talking flower #I love undertale’s writing so much like it’s mastered minimal evidence giving away the biggest parts of characters #i can analyze him i can study him under a microscope #i can put him in a terrarium with a sticky note that says gay baby jail you know #he has me SO fucked up #flowey #flowey the flower #asriel #asriel dreemurr #I’m talking about flowey btw not asriel i know they’re the same person but not to me #like how i consider little baby me and fucked up 13 year old me different people #asriel sits on the playground and cries when nobody wants to play warrior cats with him #and flowey sits in the back of classrooms and answers ‘life is MEANINGLESS’ to every question #not speaking from experience ofc (im lying) #love my edgy flower *puts a magnifying glass up to him and notes how fucked up he is* #i think more characters need to be fucked up beyond repair #undertale #utdr #character analysis

[justaregularken]

Ok fine here, chaining your werewolf boyfriend up and teasing yourself in front of him, only to underestimate the strength of those chains and get fucked absolutely braindead all night long

#werewolf fucker #monster fucker #hnnnngh #ken things #rough kink #bd/sm kink #lowkey somno but not really #Werewolf boyfriend #bottomposting #hornyposting #teehee #i am slowly getting into somno more and more though #Especially with werewolves #Oh god werewolves #So gay for werewolves #i need them carnally and they need me #Or they would if they were real #They’re real in my heart ok #Anyways #just bisexual things

[cowboybarbaryn]

Is there a lore reason why booster gold and blue beetle travel through time to make sure the other doesn’t die alone. Are they gay?

#blue beetle #booster gold #injustice 2 spoilers #ted kord #boostle #they’re so fucking gay #i haven’t even read any of they comics together #but from just these two scenes #oh my god #they should be married in prome continuity on god.

[lesbiansanemi]

Sometimes I just think about Soi Fon. Like that shit was so insane. Easily one of The characters of all time. You’re going to give me a woman who hates the physical manifestation of her soul because it’s loud and explosive and she doesn’t think it’s “proper” that it suits her, but it’s so obvious it does because she’s angry and stubborn and loud and explosive!!! And then the fact that she never ever calls upon that physical manifestation of her soul until things are so dire it’s practically that or death? The fact that in so many ways she lets her emotions build and build and build until they quite literally explode???? And then!!! AND THEN!!!! Add in that she hates her bankai because it’s “inappropriate” for an assassin… for her role as captain of the Stealth Force… the position she inherited from Yoruichi after she abandoned Soul Society for Urahara… She despises the physical manifestation of her explosive nature, the nature she hides until she can’t, just like she shoved down her feelings for Yoruichi, the betrayal, the hurt, the love, until she quite literally couldn’t anymore and it all came back up in a BANG!!! Like god… oh my god, no one will ever do it again and kubo did not deserve such a cool fucking character in the least

#bleach #soi fon #yorusoi #<— because like this definitely feeds into it #like I refuse to believe soi fon didn’t have some form of romantic feelings for yoruichi like it’s so OBVIOUS #also like add in the lesbian angle to this??? #oh… MY GOD it just makes it so much more intense #hiding from your feelings and swearing up and down they shouldn’t suit you that they’re not right for you #even though they obviously are #I can’t fuckin do it man #it’s been YEARS but the soi fon brain rot is still just SO strong #I really did fuckin imprint on her #but tbh in general I hate to give him any credit but kubo did kinda go off with characters who hated/hid their bankai #like the whole thing of hating your soul hating your very being #unparalleled. wish he actually did anything cool with those particular character arcs #like the soi fon ikkaku and yumichika character arcs could have been PEAK #(also don’t even get me started on the three of them being some of the uh… um… well ya know a teeny bit queer) #it could have been so good #but again kubo can’t write and hates gay ppl so lmao #wild that he genuinely created some of the coolest queer characters ever kinda on accident #like whoopsie #anyways I’ll shut up now #kaz rambles

[duckmewton]

It’s so funny to me how Nureyev literally spent most of his life trying to avoid being known. His name is all he has. It’s his most precious possession and he would bend over backwards to protect it- he won’t let anyone know who he really is because his identity is just that important- he goes to great lengths to keep it a secret. And then he meets Juno Steel who’s just the most messed up non-binary noir detective ever- just a wet cat- and absolutely utter and complete dysfunctional mess and it takes him less than a day to fall heads over hells in love with this guy- so much so that he literally just gives his name to him. JUST. LIKE. THAT? Left on a little note- it ain’t even a dramatic reveal. He makes out with him and then leaves a note and disappears like “oh haha btw my name is actually Peter Nureyev :p” and it’s such a risk too? Juno is a literal detective, a lady of the law and he’s willing to take that risk because that’s just how gay he is. “I may have spent years protecting my identity but dammit that guy has a nice ass. I guess I’ll throw away my anonymity for him.” Peter Nureyev? More like Peter Nu-gay-ev. He got into Buddy’s crew too by a flaming homosexual. Like he couldn’t use his identity so he really just had to go “I’m a nameless thief but I am in love with Juno Steel does that make me trustworthy enough to join?” Buddy took one look at his bitchless ass and went “sure alright.” Good on Vespa and Jet for being fucking suspicious of them when they first joined and didn’t speak to each other lmao. Gay people are so dramatic.

#tpp #the penumbra podcast #juno steel #peter nureyev #jupeter #podcast #gay people #they’re so dramatic oh my god #Peter Nureyev come back I miss you

[fairest-destroyer]

When u and the bestie are clinically insane (and missing the next episode of bells hells because of Taylor Allison Swift)

@thesapphicarcane

#how did I just realize #I knew we matched but #they’re both doing the lip bite!! #oh my god they’re so fucking gay help #critical role #imodna

[beck404]

Kit Connor and Joe Locke at the pride event at DC!!

#OH MY GOD #when i tell you guys i cried #like so bad #i love them #they’re so nick and charlie coded #kit connor #joe locke #pride #happy pride 🌈 #happy pride #gay #bisexual #trans rights are human rights #lgbt+ #lgbtq #heartstopper #nick nelson #charlie spring #nick and charlie #heartstopper netflix #heartstopper comic #narlie #nick x charlie

[mishtershpock]

.

#not to sound like a broken record #i know this has already been talked about a lot in current fandom discourse #but all the tommy love also comes from a place of #misogyny (buck’s m/f relationships failed bc the women weren’t good enough. but his first m/m is perfect and destined and tommy is god) #(even though we know next to nothing about them as a couple. cough 1 kiss and 1 failed date cough cough) #and biphobic concepts (buck’s only relationship/partner that is worth shipping and love and fandom time is the m/m one) #(if he’s with a woman he’s not worth our time? the relationship/partner isn’t worth our time. right?) #some people kinda sounding like the conservative haters right now #oliver stark’s voice shouting from afar: he isn’t gay! he is bisexual! he still likes women! #some people like to celebrate bi buck (as we should) but then erase his previous gfs #in favour of this 1 man he’s shared literally 4 scenes with. okay #<- <- <- i drafted this like 6 hours before that interview came out. ollie came to back me up with the ‘he still likes women’ lmao #him dating a guy now does not erase or dismiss his previous m/f relationships or that he’s still into women #one final comment. any time buck got with a girl it was ‘they need to break up immediately’ #‘she’s not right for him’ #he’s with his first guy and it’s ’they should be endgame’ #‘they’re perfect together’ #huh?? one. we barely know tommy/them together #two. what exactly makes them endgame material? bc they’re both men? cough biphobic misogyny fetishization cough #three. it would be objectively hilarious if he realises his sexuality and within 2 weeks is dating a guy for the first time #and then that guy ends up being his endgame forever partner. lmaoooo that would be so dumb sawry #not to mention it would kinda lean into the biphobia and misogyny mentioned above #in that it would suggest that his problem with finding love previously was… women #and this problem is now magically fixed because… man #four. not to be a buddie endgame truther but if all the vocal support means this is what we get instead #instead of Them. i’m out see ya bye bye #i am sooooo reading way too much into this but oh well

[chibi-scone]

It’s been said before and the fact that I’m an Izzy simp aside like having a character who survives the most certain death shit ever (shooting himself in the head at point blank) and literally being nicknamed by another character “indestructible” and then become a symbol of protection for a whole group of people die from a fucking bullet to the side that was established in universe to have no vital organs in order to “atone for his sins” or however you wanna spin it and have him say he wants to go after (see point one) literally trying to kill himself in the show that is literally about growth and betterment of the self in a cruel world that wants you dead and where the main (and mostly queer) characters survive the most batshit insane injuries is like COSMICALLY stupid writing like I don’t even understand how you get there and the fact that it’s supposed to be a kind/ happy/meaningful ending is beyond me

#and Izzy’s whole speech to Ricky before that could be interpreted as what like #being about even if you kill and try to eradicate queer people we’ll always be here #and then have RICKY deal the killing blow ???? #wahhhh it’s symbolic #ok it would’ve been more symbolic to have the fucking queer character live like idc you’re all stupid god bless #ofmd critical #tbd #maybe #oh and then I mean not even talking about how it’s supposedly all good #because the main gays who had borderline no redeeming qualities this season had their picket fence ending #literally what’s the point of having Ed come back from the dead #so he can learn that death is not the answer and that there’s love and betterment for him #and have that whole scene with Jim and Archie where they refuse to kill one another because there’s more to life than the cards #they’ve been dealt and they can be the difference #JUST TO HAVE THAT ENDING #my god I just #sorry if you guys are sick of me ranting about ofmd like 5 months after the shit show supreme #but these are like all thoughts that I’ve just had in my head for months but tried to forget #and now they’re just spilling out like idc anymore #ppl have made so many good posts that all say what I think but ig I still need to rant myself jvhsjnv #how long can your neck be for it to allow you to bury your head so deep in the sand #where you truly believe this is good writing idk #side note but gifs of cats randomly blowing up are my favourites #‘Izzy bettered himself before dying so it’s aaaallll good’ hits you hits you #stupid ass shit argument but also that was across maybe a week and dude was piss drunk dissociative half the time

[gummy-sharks666]

Dudes with fangs and horns do something so evil to my brain ,,

#i am gay #idk if that qualifies me as a monsterfucker #but dudes with fangs…. #oh my god #im so gay #gay #mlm #trans mlm #this is def why I’m attracted to the gundalians omfg #they’re so fucking hot #fangs in my neck NOW #lgbt+ #I would def fuck a demon too tbh #nsft?

[byersdefender]

i love teen byler don’t get me wrong but kids byler will always have a special place in my heart because they were probably so genuine, oblivious and innocent about their love for each other

#byler #oh god they’re so gay #good for them #no but like #i miss them #i’m going to lose it #s1 and s2 byler were the best #fight me #stranger things

[coconut530]

Best Scene in the comic, hands down ❤️💙

#Sunset Phoenix #Sunset Phoenix Webtoon #Webtoon #like… oh my god #They’re so gay #She’s just been waiting up for her…Valentineeeeeee #“One... Little... Push” MMMMMMMMMMM VALENTINEEEEEE #SHE NEEDS HER AAAAAAAAAAAAA OF COURSE SHE DOES #Yeah Val that constant nonchalantness could have some drawbacks......... #HER FACE WHEN SHE SEES HER CRYING OMGGGGGGG #“Stop” ohhhhhhhhhhhh my god they're so cute together I can't #She wants to be the one to kill her awwwww (is that even cute I can't decide ahhahaaa) #Anyway like omg this episode was so good #I even dubbed it I don't usually do it for this webtoon #but this was too good to pass up #thanks neverdraws I love this #And yes whipped cream needs to make up 99% of any pancake or waffle

[shroomy444]

i just noticed but there’s a wlw relationship in elementals!!!!! adding that to my list of reasons i love this movie

i cant find a GIF so when i get home i’m gonna make one but ugh!!!! 53 minutes in when wade is introducing ember to his family and he introduces his sister lake AND HER GIRLFRIEND GHIBLI??? slipped past me the first time bc i was. just like oh yeah they’re gay. BUT OH MY GOD THEYRE GAY UGH

#ember lumen #wade ripple #pixar elementals #elementals pixar #elemental #discussion #wlw #oh my god they’re GAY #excuse my dirty computer screen #pixar elemental #elemental pixar #elementals 2023 #they’re so cute #AND HER NAME IS GHIBLI????? #i love this movie so much #the marketing did this movie so dirty #they’re art school gays😭

[shima-draws]

I just finished the One Piece live action and it was SOOOO GOOD AGHHFHFHHH

#There was a lot that they changed but honestly the story still flowed REALLY well even with the combined arcs #Also holy SHIT Luffy and Zoro are SO gay. Oh my god. #Why is Luffy always touching his face. And holding on to him. COINCIDENCE?? I think NOT #Also Sanji is so FUCKING cute oh my god. GOING to explode #Luffy is the cutest tho. Holy shit. The baby boy of all time. Light of my life my angel my blorbo #I love how close they all are at the end of the season too they’re really a crew now #Okay idk if there’s like. An equivalent of the Dekubowl in OP. But if there is. #LUFFYBOWL. Everybody adores Luffy and is a little in love with him. INCLUDING Koby #KOBY’S ARC WAS REALLY GOOD TOO #AFHHFHFHF I have so many Thoughts but I need to go to sleep!!!! #It was so good tho. I can’t wait for season 2 #Shima speaks #One Piece #OPLA #One Piece live action

[obsessive-evie]

DEEEAAAA LAWDD HAVE MERCAY

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

#azzi baby PLEASE #i’ll be so good i swear #omg i sound like a bottom #for her? #wcbb #big ten CHAMPS #caroline???? #amari oh my god #you guys they’re so hot #i’m so gay. #ms azzi fudd