#ok sexy man

[11thsense]

It's the first time I've sketched Bucky in at least 5 years, and it will likely be the last. But in honor of 10 yrs of CA:TWS, here is the last 11thsense Bucky.... ever🚬

#ok to rb btw #i hate marvel like crazy now and tbh also bucky. just everyone lowkey. but that movie is still my movie srry #captain america #bucky barnes #the winter soldier #CATWS #well last Bucky unless I get paid to draw him lol #and well my Bucky is sexy. sorry to that man on the screen….🤢 #my art

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

Do you remember episode 12, season 3 of Xiaolin Showdown when Chase was trapped on that machine thing that was brushing butter or whatever all over his chest? Well, hypothetically speaking if First walked in on that situation, how’d he react?

Ok I cackled unreasonably loud at this ask

listen i rewatched the episode (for science) and honestly the unexpected fanservice torture dungeon happened much differently than i remembered lol (also how fucked up is that right after Jack straigth up murked older monks?? wild)

but anyway basically what First Ninja saw

ive been on internet too long not to see all of it now

congrats Jack you managed to traumatize a 800 year old ghost.

extra doodle

#que? #ninja showdown #my immortal soul #first ninja x chase young #idk man imagine Omi knew how to summon First Ninja and he needed backup #listen i literally rewatched the episode and realized - THERE LITERALLY WAS NO REASON FOR SHOWING US THE HEYLINS #only for a joke that Jack managed to get them and the fanservice - like jesus Chase is practically naked and Wuya's outfit??? #because holy crap i cant even begin to list every innuendo now that i view it with eyes of a person that saw horror of internet lol #it came from nowhere and gone nowhere as they are literally nowhere to be seen as monks fight Jack. not even commentary from them?? #xiaolin showdown creators decided fuck it we are going out of this season with a bang have some heylin fanservice and some sexy Guan & #pretty young Chase and cool Dashi in the next episode like afsdlkjasdkdsjdsfkkldsaf ok forget that we literally traumtized Omi with deaths #of his friends ;)

[creamqueen]

I find it hard to believe when ppl write Arthur Morgan as incredibly flirty or romantic...cause no way this man wouldn't be scared of intimacy considering what happened with Eliza and Isaac.

#OK...don't jump me guys pls #idk if its just me but like i just...i cant find him sexy cause hes just so miserable #like damn ur so tragic...i dont even wanna fuck u just let me give u a hug man #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #arthur morgan x reader

[schumigrace]

oh so he a model huh

#sexy sexy man i want to eat him #want to paint his face with pretty butterflies at the village fete #and then snap him like a twig #ok #sebastian vettel

[hallowxiu]

solomon: does anything remotely possessive/sketchy/overall concerning

me: do that again it’s sexy

#he’s got me in a CHOKEHOLD #i mean ok look if he was some big evil bad guy when everything is said and done #NOT THAT HE IS #but if he is #👀 #like ok i’ll side with the brothers #but for now? #he’s just my sexy lil sketchy old man yk #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me shall we date #shall we date #solomon #obey me solomon #solomon obey me

[rickybaby]

‘F**K THAT GUY’ - RICCIARDO FURIOUS WITH STROLL’S CRASH REACTION

#ok maybe stern repressed anger Daniel IS sexy??? #if he wants to lecture me I’ll get down on my knees and say sorry daddy 😌 #but on a more serious note if I see the discourse on the internet going against Daniel for this incident #when he’s simply asking for the other driver to take accountability for ruining both their races it’s on sight 🔪🔪🔪🔪 #because daniel has always taken all his mistakes on the chin #has always apologised for ruining someone else’s race whether it was his mistake or the circumstances #this man went to the Ferrari motor home to apologise to sainz in imola 2022 #and immediately apologised to Lance in Hungary 2022 right after the race when it was mostly mcl’s shit strategy to blame for #(​not to forget him getting sacked later on after that race <3) #the least he deserves is a reciprocation of the sportsmanship he’s always shown!!! #daniel ricciardo #China24

[namarikonda]

you're NOT ready for my new firbolg monk

#he/she for this feller for now #he's gonna be a sleek drag king/cabaret-esque conman slash city slicker #and underneath that a fucking hairy wrinkly sexy guy who oozez trans old man yaoi #hes gonna be covered in messy paints and donning corsets while being disheveled as fuck and smoking a cig #for now hes gonna be called #kasmir #ok have a good day pls love him #my art #artists on tumblr #digital artist #dnd #oc #firbolg

[mymarifae]

me: i finished the latest trailblaze mission in hsr so i can look at what other people are posting now! oh boy i hope it's discussions and theories about the story. i can't wait to see what everyone thought about firefly (what was going on with you sweetie...) and A Child's Dream - that segment in particular really left a profound impact on me. like who is mikhail? the voice we hear throughout is obviously misha's - did he have a twin? does mikhail have something to do with clockie? and from what we heard and saw, misha or... mikhail. encountered the embodiment of Death that lurks beneath the dreamscape. what's... the full story there...? i can't wait to see other people's perspectives it'll help me piece a more coherent theory together-

other hsr fans: *thirstposting about aventurine and/or dr. ratio, trying to cancel sparkle even though the entire point of her character is that yes she's a horrible person because it's high time we see how DANGEROUS and CRUEL the masked fools can be - no more reducing them to the silly wacky hijinks sampo pulled on jarilo; you should be scared of these guys; the game's story never wanted you to make sparkle your next skrunkly blorbo babygirl lol, heated discussions about whether dr. ratio displayed the same racism towards aventurine that sparkle did and if that makes aventurine/ratio a bad thing to ship (??????????), more thirstposts about aventurine, 500 billion generic yaois of aventurine and ratio that don't even maintain either of their characters*

me:

#HONKAI STAR RAIL IS SO GOOD AND YET NO ONE SEEMS TO WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT MAKES IT GOOD #I FEEL ACTUALLY INSANE #I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE STORY!!!!! AND THE CHARACTERS AS INDIVIDUALS #NOT ABOUT HOW HOT THEY ARE OR WHO THEY CAN BE SHIPPED WITH #aventurine isn't even that sexy his eyes are the most interesting part about his design (HIS DESIGN. HIS CHARACTER IS MORE INTRIGUING) #the rest of it is just kind of ... like. yeah he's a blonde man. ok. #and my thoughts on aventio are i think ratio would betray aventurine for a single corn chip. and aventurine would do the same #i do not see a romance ever blossoming there. not even an enemies to lovers kinda thing. they're both too busy playing 5d chess for that #i want to talk about FIREFLY. I LOVED FIREFLY :( #i want to talk about acheron. and MISHA. SWEET BOY WHAT'S GOING ON? #there's so many interesting things going on rn and aventurine is not one of them. #like ok he knows some things but he's such a sleazy businessman about sharing info that idgaf i don't want to learn anything from him #he's always going to leave something out. because he needs to always have an advantage. for this reason i ignore 80% of what he says #i've gotten more context and clues out of everyone else he is nothing to me. i'll eat him.

[nonokoko-draws]

Book 7 - MALLEUS BIRTH SPOILERS❗

#artists on tumblr #memes #my edit #twisted wonderland #twst book 7 spoilers #my gifs #fuck I missed my chance to call him MALLEGG 😔 #since I saw him this is how it was played his birth in my head #I think I'm funny ok #malleus baby #mallegg #HE LOOKS LIKE A POKEMON dragon type first form baby next form sexy man next form sexy evil smoking lizard #nonokoko's stuff #yes his sound is Togepi's I was lazy to put something else #feel free to download and use #malleus draconia

[l4nordina19]

lando norris in a button is just *chef kisses* ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

#lando norris #ln4 #hes so fine #beautiful sexy man #button up shirt #faints #he’s hands are so big #ok my thoughts are going wild rn #should have continue study

[tricoufamily]

ok well that's hardly appropriate

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#alexander is going through a phase he saw mortimer watching macbeth and he liked the swordfight #good for you little buddy escape from whatever's going on in your house for a little while #and mortimer is wrong the fbi are not investigating jacques anymore ok he's an innocent man mind your business 💅 #it's ok youre still sexy #ts4 #ts4 story #the sims 4 #this is the fall #this is the fall: part 1 #hugo villareal #cassandra goth #yuki behr #mortimer goth #alexander goth

[katanashipping]

Look, you can do with your own personal fan content whatever you want, I'm just saying, these are the facts:

The Utrom came to New York specifically following their betrayal by Mushimi in Tokyo

Yoshi came with them at the time andy impression is that he didn't live terribly long after that

The turtles and Splinter mutated not long after THAT

Leatherhead was flushed down the toilet and found by the Utrom as a tiny baby

He was still a tiny baby when he was mutated

Ergo, the only options in my mind are

Leatherhead was flushed, found, and mutated in Japan and subsequently brought to New York (imo highly unlikely for numerous reasons); OR

Leatherhead is no more than ~20 years old when we meet him in 2k3

Did I put more thought into this than the production team of 2k3? Sure. Am I doing the math partly for ship reasons? Undoubtedly. Am I right though? No doubt on my mind.

That man is baby.

#tmnt 2k3 #tmnt 2003 #Leatherhead #Also what they did to him in the final season was criminal. #I get that his second voice actor had an older man voice but that just shows sexy vocal chords ok. #it's science!

[raytoroapologist]

seeing ppl say poor things is sexist bc bella has a lot of sex with terrible men is kinda wild to me bc it's literally horror. like yeah bad things will happen to the protagonist. it's a horror movie. just because scary music isn't playing during the sex scenes doesn't make them less horrifying or awful for bella to have experienced. it treats the audience like they're competent enough to figure out that it's not good that these things are happening to bella without heavy handed symbolism and i think that's very refreshing and interesting idk

#this is barely coherent i just went on letterboxd and saw people saying like 'ok this was CLEARLY written by a man' #as if the things that happen to bellas body arent meant to be difficult to witness #the movie is literally about a woman growing up surrounded by predators it's not supposed to be sexy it's meant to be uncomfortable

[ntwhlvndthnks]

glenn close got his masters in cuntology with a concentration in fatherlogical studies from the university of servington

#may i say more??? #hot glenn summer is real and true #man hot glenn CENTURY #he's sexy all year round #he's attractive ok get that through your brains #got it?? good... #dndads #dungeons and daddies #glenn close

[catboyelimgarak]

In all my fics Garak is a fat old man in exile and he’s Julian’s dream Bond Girl.

#he also doesn’t like how much weight he puts on ONLY because he doesn’t want to look like Tain #Doesn’t wanna look like his father and also it would give away that he is the son of a dangerous man #he also finds it all ok after the war and as he helps rebuild Cardassia because he’s a lot happier and sure of himself in his new freedom #also he knows he hotter than Tain ever could be #sexy fat and a dreamboat #text tag.

[dogueteeth]

Blame discord and my thirsty ass.

#ranchardo #god I’m so jealous of everyone who got the ranch ending #gonna have a good time in revelations #ricardo ortega #fhr #fallen hero retribution #fallen hero: rebirth #character art #fan art #marshal charge #charged and sexy #send help #plz #why am I so thirsty for this old man #ok #if u made it this far into my bs tags #u get to know #that ranchulia is on the way eventually #;) wink wonk