#only the best for MY jesus

[gentil-minou]

"yeah yeah jesus came back from the dead what like it's hard?"

-wei wuxian probably

#only the best for MY jesus #the similarities between the two of them are interesting and im sure someone better versed in the jesus fandom can elaborate #but only one of them bagged the hottest husband and has a bubble butt soooo #(i mean that we know of i guess) #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #the untamed #easter #in before my sunday school teachers find me and take me to my grave

[hussyknee]

Even funnier than the tweet is the seething cope in the replies at the fact that Jesus was a Jew from West Bank. 💀

#''ACTUALLY it was called JUD-ea at the time yknow like JUD-aism and he was a JEW and Jews AREN'T Palestinian—'' #ok psychopath #also pretty sure Jesus was Christian too and Palestine Christians from his time still exist despite your best efforts #(Jesus is also technically Muslim because he's one of the prophets of Islam lmao) #anyway my dude Isa was pretty definite about belonging to the kingdom of heaven which Zionists aint never gonna see so yeah #Jesus was a Palestinian Jew pass it on #Zionists are already boycotting his teachings but if only they could just boycott his whole damn crib and GTFO #free palestine #laugh tag #anti zionism #crack #christmas #knee of huss #boycott israel

[designernishiki]

is there a comprehensive list somewhere of all the serious injuries kiryu has ever gotten because man am i curious. i want to know the Full Scope of how fucked up this man’s body must be

#it’s for. science #and to appease the autism brain goblins #cause like off the top of my head. he’s been stabbed in the chest/abdomen (critically) at least 2-3 times. shot in the chest/abdomen #at least three times. more stab wounds and bullet wounds that Weren’t as serious (like in the shoulder or what have you) #a BILLION instances of blunt force trauma to the head like Jesus Christ. in yakuza 6 alone he’s clobbered in the head enough times in a row #that it’s probably equal or More to what literally Killed tachibana #his lungs have probably been punctured by bullets or whatever else a few times and yet he STILL smokes. admittedly much less than he used to #due to not wanting to do it around the kids and because there’s hardly any places you’re allowed to smoke anymore (that’s for the best #in his case) like at least he’s not as bad as akiyama. but still good god you should not be smoking at All. dr emoto should slap you #who fucking knows dude he might have only one kidney left in there at this point. his guts have been thoroughly rearranged Not in a sexy way #rambling #kiryu

[lloydfrontera]

if i think too long about the ending making lloyd leave the home he worked so hard to save behind along with the new found family he sacrificed his life for so he can move to a place he has no emotional connection to where he only knows two people (one of which is actually following him from the aforementioned home) in order to make him get a standard "have a wife and children" 'happy' ending i start wanting to bite people not gonna lie

#i talk a lot <3 #the greatest estate developer #lloyd frontera #it is. such a sucky ending i hate it i'm sorry i cannot stand it #i love charlotte with all my heart and i truly do like alicia #but jesus fuck that ending #the one thing lloyd wants is to have an easy relaxed life surrounded by the people he loves #and then the ending has him become the royal consort to someone we know likes to use people to their best potential #and living permanently away from his parents and all the people he came to care about #except for javier and alicia. and javier is only there because of lloyd anyway. #i just. i hate heteronormative endings so much man. #he didn't need to marry! he could've found his happy ending without having to be romantically involved with anyone!! #there's this whole thing about lloyd thinking to himself that his happy ending will be settling down with a wife and have kids #and then there is this one moment. where he talks about what he really wants. his one true wish. #and he talks about how he just wants a family. a normal family. a family that welcomes him after a day's work. a family that lives a normal #life without worrying about nothing much. he doesn't want big territories or power or an army. he just wants to have a family that loves hi #and enough to keep them safe. #AND FUCKING GUESS WHAT HE GAINS THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE NOVEL #GUESS WHAT THE EMOTIONAL CORE OF THE ENTIRE THING WAS #A FAMILY. PARENTS AND A BROTHER AND A BEST FRIEND THAT CARE FOR HIM AND WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY AND HIM DOING EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER TO KEEP #THEM SAFE. AND HE DOES. EVERYTHING HE DOES WAS TOO KEEP THEM SAFE AND SOUND AND HE GETS HIS WISH. #DO YOU GET IT. DO YOU GET WHAT I MEAN!! #HE DIDN'T NEED TO MARRY BECAUSE HE ALREADY HAD HIS WISH. HE ALREADY HAD HIS HAPPY ENDING. I'M SO MAD KASHDKA #tged

[rosalesbeausderholle]

At the end of the day, it just really sucks when you can't even enjoy a new release by your favorite artist because the greater internet has decided she's their acceptable outlet of misogyny and they have to comment or hate on her every move every single time.

#liveblogging my life #and for anyone saying oh it's only bc she's hyper famous and a billionaire now #it has literally always been like this #I've been here since 2009 and it has been like this every single time #like jesus i have to see people lose their mind over soulless factory ready kpop groups #or anything ariana grande puts out #(which btw is 1000% more soulless than anything I've heard) #or any other artist who's lyrics are just as 'cringe' as taylor (which is not a bad thing sometimes lyrics are fun! sometimes lyrics #are tongue in cheek! sometimes some of you are illiterate and don't get basic ass metaphors) #and that's all fine and good #and the respective fandom gets to enjoy the release #but when it's us we have to be exposed with barrage of hate after barrage of hate #sometimes over something so innocent as even announcing an album #like it's really a demonstration about how you can be the best and most successful person in the whole world at something #if you're a woman they'll still hate you #and then you guys find it cringe when she sings about that but isn't she right? #and then how dare we compare her to some of the old greatest of all time #as if they sometimes didn't have fun or cringey lyrics as well! but in this case those are two whole verses in a 31 yo album #but yeah stop and listen to what some of those oldies were singing about #not that they aren't great iconic songs is that the songwriting and bop status is very much comparable #taylor swift

[adridoesstuff]

Today's thoughts are all about Pavel Režný as Smrt <3 A true icon

#elisabeth das musical #der tod #djkt elisabeth #pavel režný #no matter the era he served and gagged us all #I wish we had gotten Smrt onstage with that Jesus era blowout but alas it was only for an offstage event #I'll never stop talking about him because oh my god best Der Tod I've ever witnessed #he raised the bar so freaking high for what my expectations for any Der Tod are #because he served the vibe looks acting AND singing #his high notes? STUNNING #a true 10/10 casting choice

[otrtbs]

y'all. Y'ALL IN 18 DAYS ART HEIST BABY TURNS ONE

#WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #A YEAR? #365 DAYS #actually this time one year ago i was sobbing in my dorm room bc my DREAM law school rejected me xx #in another life im in new york city rn which is hot but #i also wouldn't be getting a masters degree or be in scotland so #it all works out for the best #but jesus christ a year has gone by so quickly and so much has happened. if only i could tell past nat what's in store for her #she'd probably freak out tho. LMFAOO #and i am still going to law school but that's a convo for another time <- just had 2 put that out there tho #nat speaks #art heist baby!

[usernameproxy]

i made Joan Church talksprites! Providence (act 1) version, Grimd'arc version, and godtier version! (knight of hope) more propaganda is in the tags :3

Vote for Joan Church in @original-character-championship!

#my art #digital art #joan church #homestuck fancharacter #knight of hope #talksprite #shes really really smart (she knows advanced calc and linear algebra and speed solves sudoku puzzles) but also soooooo stupid (her- #boyfriend actually knew she was an asexual lesbian WAY before she did. im talking years here) #shes president of the abstinence club which has a total of like 3 or 4 members (her best friend/future girlfriend who only joined- #for joans sake and dest and maybe triton.) #she eventually becomes butch or at least butch adjacent and is butch4butch nerd4nerd with mary :) #mary is the best friend/future girlfriend btw. mary's post scratch son is literally jesus. and also they're both jewish #joan church's planet (sburb mechanism) is the planet of PYRES and MARTYRDOM. there's no quest bed because the planet is covered in golden- #pyres which yes. she does get burnt on one but as least not alive (already killed by her boyfriend directly after grimd'arc)

[gxlden-angels]

Pastors really do say a whole lot of nothing on Easter Sunday huh?

#todays quote: demons believe in Jesus #yea and Zeus believes in Hades what's your point?? #The whole idea was 'if demons believe in Jesus's power and identity then you should too. Checkmate atheists' #demons aren't real either hope this helps <3 #there's only so many times you can tell this story before you run out of new things to talk about #so just stop and tell the story #it's nice to just tell the story each year it's tradition #it's like watching polar express or something you don't need to add anything just say boy got nerfed and respawned 3 days later #easy peasy there I wrote your entire service for you #anyways happy transgender day of visibility #I wore my trans day of remembrance shirt all day instead of my sunday best <3 #I'm strong and bigger than most of the people there so they can't do shit about it either #me with my purple hair and pronouns #ex christian #religious trauma

[cyb3r-mutt]

Concerts are fun but oh so exhausting I really don’t do well with that many people and that much stimulation so im very sleepy now

#fantastic concert tho!!!!!!!!!!! #I only knew a few of his songs but my sister and best friend love him so I went for them #also wasn’t expecting the guitarist to be so hot Jesus #also full gender envy of him tho i wanna steal his look

[thestobingirlie]

when r//nance shippers think robin and nancy fucking in steve’s bed makes total sense, but robin considering steve’s feelings is TOO FAR

#this is the same kind of people that complain about codependent stobin. but codependency is the only explanation for steve allowing someone #let alone his bestie. to fuck his ex in his BED #like jesus. are these people best friends with zero boundaries whatsoever including fucking his ex in his bed #or are they acquaintances who don’t even give a fuck about each others feelings #not even getting into the fact that nancy’s best friend died while she was having sex in that bed #outside that very window #but what. as long as it’s not steve she’s fucking it doesn’t matter??? #steve harrington #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #anti ronance #stobin #stranger things #my post

[weird-life-of-a-closet-fangirl]

"TELL ME ALL THE LEAST IMPORTANT STUFF" IM GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF WITH RIZ'S ARQUEBUS

#fantasy high #fantasy high sophomore year #'you know theres only one thing that could've made this better. please give your mom all of my love. i think about her all the time' NOOOOO #'she misses you too' NOOOOOOOOOOOOO #'there is a day on the horizon where we all get to crack the same case together and I hope that day is as far away as possible' WHY #'this is the best version of the afterlife i could've ever imagined we're just gonna be badass goblin detectives' IM GONNA CRY #jesus christ pok im DEHYDRATED DONT DO THIS TO ME

[moodyvoid]

Make an Endeavor criticism post without people excusing child/spousal abuse in the comments challenge (impossible edition)

#I don’t even hate endeavor #in fact i hated him when I first started bnha #but my hate has lessened to a mere dislike now #or maybe the fact that I hate AFO with every fiber in my being has overshadowed any other character I don’t like lmao #but anyway #you can argue endeavor critique without downplaying the abuse he put his family through #someone really said on my last endeavor post ‘but he only hit shoto’ #like…. like that MEANS anything #I try my best not to be mean to people but Jesus Christ that comment was real fucking dumb

[cattatoir]

Anyway this is what I mean by I want to see Adam and Jesus talk

#graphic design is my passion #listen while I'm super excited to hopefully maybe see angels & demons in the GO universe actually form an identity that isn't just not #their adversary and start taking actions based on something other than a game of spiritual Telephone #the symmetry of human raised Antichrist averting the first Apocalypse with humans and the Human raised (and killed sure) son of God (possib #le part of the Trinity?) help avert the second one #I mean I'm curious how we're gonna get all of them vs all of us with Jesus so. 🤷‍♂️ #anyway. I literally could not sleep without expelling this awful thing #I have leave in in my hair bc I left my shower to let it sit when I realized I was not gonna stop itching to do this nonsense #do not @ me #I only use MS paint and meme generator and I did my best #cmo's log #I guess #also I fought for my life to get transparent Jesus and I am could not get the freeform crop on paint to work not to mention my hands are #so unsteady they evoke the concern of strangers #I might regret this in the morning #and by mornign I mean presumably like 3p tomorrow when I wake up #I untagged this bc it should never see the light of day #ok actually just execute me #good omens

[pollen]

hii it's been awhile since i've given any updates about what's going on with me but!!! i think we're moving back to oregon at some point. and i'm gonna make grad school happen. i'm so yhappy

#i'm going to oregon sometime this quarter but it's gonna break my heart because i have to leave again #idk the col is so much higher there than here. you can buy a whole three bedroom house for $200k here #a 3 bed in oregon is at least twice that #and rent is insane. $1100 for a beautiful 3 bed here. or twice that for something less nice in oregon #well. not HERE here jesus the suburbs are expensive. but in central pa where we're thinking of moving #which is like.... the best place to retire in the country? what's with that. low col probably LOL #and lately i've been feeling so..... lost? the ego death i went through in 2023 was incredible #and like. do i NEED to go to grad school to get a well-paying job in my field? no i have almost 7 yoe #but i'm missing feeling good at something. and the networking. and the portfolio work i can do. so it wouldn't be about employablility #though that helps. idk i'm gonna try to get my undergrad loans paid off as much as i can (only 30k left on the ones in my name 🫠) this year #while working on freelance projects and all that. it just feels good having a direction that doesn't feel completely hopeless #because it's been so bleak lately. like. got laid off from an agency i poured my soul into (not doing that again unless it's my own) #experienced something deeply personal and destabilizing i don't feel comfortable sharing #moved across the country while i didn't have a job and was processing that trauma to a place where i know no one #i got so lonely and so alone that i thought i would die. i didn't really have anyone to turn to while i did the work of reliving #started drinking a lot to cope bc i didn't have a medical card. was truly miserable. got a medical card. wasn't miserable anymore #and now i'm working and less anxious and feeling supported and stable in my relationship. and i feel myself coming back to myself. #it's been so hard but i'm so glad to be seeing the end of it. and to see good things and happy things in that

[ni-kol-koru]

KnB 30-Days Challenge

Day 14 : Favorite Member of Kaijō

Kasamatsu Yukio 💙

Well, it took me quite a few rewatches and quite a lot of thinking to realise that Kasamatsu Yukio is probably the best captain in the entire series, and my favorite Kaijō member. Everything about this guy is amazing.

I will never forget rewatching Season 3, for the millonth time, and finishing the Kaijō-Seirin match and needing... a moment. It suddenly struck me, out of blue, the urge to think more deeply about Yukio. In the matches he has played in Season 3 he showed some amazing qualities that I never seemed to notice before. He showed some incredible skill as a player, he showed how determined, motivated, strong, serious and sensible he is, he also never failed to support his teammates and motivate them to fight. I suddenly needed to rewatch some other matches, and when I did, I just fell in love with this man more. What surprised me the most was how awesome he was on the court, and how I never noticed that? He never allowed himself to loose his cool, for the sake of keeping the good mood and the victorious and undefeatble feel in the team. He is also very serious, focused and, oh, incredibly skilled. When I watched KuroBasu with a friend who is into basketball, after we finished the show, I asked him who his favorite player was. He said Yukio, without hesitation. Why? Because he has polished the most fundamental skills and became a weapon on both the inside and on the outside. He is good at dribbling and getting through opponents, finishing under the rim and scoring with a layup. However, if he is ever stopped or the circumstances don't allow him to score from the inside, he just shoots from the outside, sinking the ball in with ease. After The Generation of Miracles and The Uncrowned Kings, he is one of the best players. What I love about him is how he is extremely courageous. He never hesitated to face opponents who he knew were stronger than him. He literally didn't even think twice before trying to stop players like Daiki and Shōgō. His will and fighting spirit are to not be underestimated!

His past is something that I also somehow ignored at first, and noticed just later. It is pretty tragic, and honestly, ever after thinking about it, I cannot watch the scenes where he cries without needing a moment to let a tear out. He has gone through so much grief, and now he is a captain, and the pillar, of the Kaijō team, respected and known.

Now, I wouldn't be me if I didn't talk about personality at least a little. He is pretty strict and he respects hierarchy, he knows his worth and he demands respect. Usually, those are the only things people know. He is most usually that way, there is no denying in that, but he has another side that people seem to talk about a lot less. It usually gets exposed when he is with, well, girls. He becomes so awkward, shy, blushes heavily and stutters when he tries to speak. He is so frozen up that girls from his class only talk to him by asking him Yes-or-No questions! That is just so unexpected, but also so sweet and maybe even a little cute to imagine! Seriously though, he is really handsome, he is a sportsman, he is a good student, pretty smart, he plays the coolest instrument even, the guitar, he is just so cool, and I know many girls like him. Perhaps, Ryōta should teach him how to be less awkward when he is introduced to a cute girl!

Well, I also want to talk about another aspect of him: his mental strength. After missing a pass that cost Kaijō an important victory, he felt such blame and guilt that he decided he was quitting basketball, something that he was exceptional at, something that he put so much time, effort and love in. However, his coach not only didn't allow him to do that, but he made him the captain of the team. It must have been so hard for him. He surely needed a lot of courage to accept the jersey with the number 4 on it, a lot of strenght to bear the responsibility of leading a team that he previously disappointed, betrayed. Still, after everything, he became who he is now. I also have to mention the Jabberwock-Strky game. The fact that he stayed so calm and composed after he literally got humiliated and made fun of on the court and had enough respect amd decency to offer a handshake and thank his opponents for the game, and in return had to listen to Nash's 'Kill yourselves' talk and get spit on his hand... He didn't deserve that, at all. However, in that scene, he proved how mature he was and showed incredible self-control. His mental strenght is on another level.

I love Yukio. That's all. 💙✨️

#knb #knb 30 days challenge #kasamatsu yukio #kaijo #kaijou #JESUS IT'S WORKING #WOOHOO #LET'S GOOOO #I MADE IT #I DID IT #thank you tumblr staff for helping me #anyways yukio best boy #i love my man so mich #he deserves only the best <3 #knb 30-days challenge