#or absolutely horrified

[nerdpoe]

Jason agrees to go through the legal hassle of being declared alive again. Mostly so he can go to college like how he wanted.

He would have done it under a fake ID, but he kinda wanted the success of having a Masters in English attached to the name he grew up with.

It's going pretty great, actually! He's making friends, gets to punch random paparazzi's in the face, and learning has always been fun for him.

But one of his college friends, Danny Fenton, is...weirdly obsessed with Wayne Manor?

Jason gets it, he does, the Manor is huge and of course the guy would want to see it as often as he could.

Then he starts to realize that Danny is strangely attentive to Bruce.

Like, actually flirting with Bruce.

Oh no his college friend, who is his age, is flirting with Bruce so hard it's making Bruce blush.

OR; Danny thinks Bruce is hot, and that the outraged faces of the man's children as Danny flirts with him are hilarious. Also Jason started it by trying to flirt with Danny's mom when he met Danny.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #danny started flirting with bruce out of spite #because he wanted to show jason how uncomfortable it was #but it's turned into actual flirting #bruce is actively flustered this young man is only 20 #the best part for danny #worst part for everyone else #is when jason tells him that bruce isn't a good idea for reasons he can't say #and danny just #“oh the dressing up like a bat thing? i've seen weirder” #tertiary good thing from this though #is how ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIED VLAD IS #“daniel i know your life is your own but BRUCE WAYNE? REALLY? YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER DANIEL-”

[asexxxualauthor]

I think the best part of finishing Burrow's End is the moment about six or so hours later, where you're chilling in the shower or in the middle of dinner, and you suddenly realize that the tape—you know, that tape—wasn't all five of the Firsts dog-piling and murdering Dr. Winnebago, but literally just Phoebe. And just that one stoat was enough to cause the carnage the kids found in the store room and turn the doctor into a Meat Dave when she didn't even know how to speak human yet.

#dimension 20 #burrow's end #d20 spoilers #burrows end spoilers #hey aabria what the fuck? like what the actual fuck? #I am all for grizzly death and body horror in my D&D campaigns but that is absolutely fucked up #like when I first heard that recording it was horrifying as hell #I'm right there with Brennan being #nope no thanks I'm out #but once you get the extra information from Silence's notes and we find out that it was just Phoebe who went into the store room #like it's so obvious but holy fuck aabria! #that was fucked up!

[learnelle]

My favourite spot in Dublin 🖤

#Still absolutely horrified at what happened to this city last week. Those people do not represent us #studyblr #cottagecore #studyspo #langblr #aesthetic #romantic academia #light acadmeia #dark academia #Dublin #Ireland #garden core #books & libraries

[ruubesz-draws]

Godzilla will never be sorry for anything

Yes I still ship them and no I will never stop shipping them

Original tweet here

#godzilla #barbie #barbie movie #mothra #mothzilla #godzilla x mothra #redraw #meme redraw #twitter post #mothra would be absolutely horrified and sorry #then there's goji just like watch me destroy everything lol #mothra be like: oh no oh gosh! I didn't mean to!!!;;;; #but goji is just like: haha i'll fking do it again!!! #i love them so much #my fav #do not repost #my art

[i-kanava-i]

"How interesting."

#critical role #bells hells #otohan thull #Storm that is no longer approaching #sad that she remained such a mystery despite the profound impact she had on the campaign and BH themselves. there is precious little info #absolutely horrifying woman and one of the coolest cr villains #3d #mmd #miku miku dance #art #digital art #critical role fanart #campaign 3 #cr

[here-comes-the-moose]

One of my favorite things I have seen in Bad Batch fan works and headcanons is Omega learning (and repeating) a curse word not from Crosshair, the problem child youngest brother, but from Echo, the responsible mom of the group.

#this is something that is so funny to me you have no idea #it’s probably because my fmaily has a long tradition of kiddos learning and repeating curse words from their moms #also you absolutely KNOW that Crosshair and Wrecker would be DYING of laughter #meanwhile Echo is simultaneously horrified and insisting it couldn’t have been him she learned the word from #star wars tbb #tbb crosshair #tbb omega #tbb echo

[ryllen]

"SO SHOW ME EVERYTHING THAT YOU ARE , T̷̤̘̺͓̟̽͋̍̍̋̄͛̕͝R̸͍̖̥͋̂͌͆̀̈̿E̴̗̠̥̣̘̼̞̺͓̥̋̈̌̎̀̍̎̓͆͝͠Y̷͉̱͍͚̖̖̟̙̘͗̐̓̅͌̓̈́͗̄ ̶̧̟̹͑̓͂͛͒̄̂̏̃̋̓͊͠C̷͎̲̖͍̩̮̲̜̲̯̗͖̘̱̖̀̆̓̋̄̌̐͛̒̔̈́̆͂̓͠Ļ̷̟̞͎͉͙͚̺̱̜̠̩̹̓̑̀ͅƠ̴̟̿̓̈́V̴̨̹͉̬̣̮̈́̌̉̈́̏É̸̡̢̝̟̜̝̯̺͉̫̣͚̲̱̕R̷̛̼̘̘͗̈́̄̉̋̀̈̎̊̀͝͝͠"

#TWISTED WONDERLAND #TWST #TREYJADE #trey clover #jade leech #fanart #jade flirting at his finest #fsdhsh me remembering when floyd had that chef event #and people are drawing jade NORMALLY finishing his absolutely black horrifying disH ABSOLUTELY CLEAN #but then HE GAVE HIM 1 FHSDHSDHSDH WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE FHSHDSDH #FHSDHSDHA ND IT JUST PISSED FLOYD OFF #AT LEAST DON'T EAT & FINISH IT AS IF IT'S GOOD #WHY IS YOUR HUNGER HAS NO LIMIT #i thought i was done and here i am again today #thank you for viewing them once again #this refers to what birthday attire trey that said he messed up other dishes than sweets and cover it up with his magic #i like it when artist draw the leech brother with inner teeth in their throat #yes they have two sets of teeth

[flambo19]

Been thinking about Outer Wilds lately

+ a close up of the top right

i dont like making super long posts you know? but i like this one so i want to show it better

#horrifying yet beautiful space game my absolute beloved #outer wilds #hatchling outer wilds #outer wilds fanart #flambo art #i havent drawn an outdoorsy background in so long damn

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

Seeing eldritch abomination Danny is funny, but half the time I just think of the time that Danny, half ghost, with all the creepy powers he could want, LOST a haunted house competition.

#danny phantom #I mean he sorta won but he had to place Lancer in a dimension of his worst fears and releasing the spirit of Halloween to do it #but the actually haunted house was bad and Lancer took back the win and gave it to dash instead #he tried! he did! but uh #yeah no Danny’s a dork lol #what IS horrifying is his usually accidental body horror #cue Danny attempting to learn duplication. hnnnn. #also hilarious is that while Danny PHANTOM is very strong and somewhat athletic #Danny FENTON actually is failing gym class. boy couldn’t even do a pull-up #he can do flips #it improves over time iirc? but yeah no Fenton can have absolutely no muscle mass while Phantom lifts a BUS

[bastart13]

I'm still on a winged humans kick, this time feat. slight redesigns of Remarried Empress characters

#the remarried empress #rashta #navier #sovieshu #heinrey #winged people #angels #art #by law winged men have to go extra on makeup #because bird boys are fancy lads #also thinking how wing clipping would be absolutely horrifying #ngl i think it's pretty horrible anyway with pet birds never mind humans

[sarinatendouji]

you’re laughing. kaishin got cousin-zoned in the newest detective conan movie and you’re laughing

#ok i know I KNOW this is a mass fandom genocide committed directly via word of god and it’s horrifying #my condolences to the affected families your sacrifices will be remembered etc etc #but i genuinely think this is so hilarious. no cap i’m laughing so hard #sorry that happened but also why would they do this after 30 years. absolutely bonkers move great job everyone #also who cares if they’re cousins i think that should make people ship them harder #dcmk #kaishin

[lovesickeros]

☆ from gold, i am undone

{☆} characters tsaritsa {☆} notes cult au, yandere, drabble, gender neutral reader {☆} warnings blood, implied self harm, implied suicide attempts {☆} word count 0.9k

You weren't meant to be here.

You can feel it in the marrow of your bones– it weighs you down like heavy shackles, gold bleeding from your pores until it is all you know. The taste of ichor on your tongue, the warmth of its invasion beneath your skin, that gleam of gold that lingers in the color of your eyes like specks of dust.

You are changed, and you are whole.

But you are so unbearably broken.

A shattered piece of porcelain hastily put back together with gold to fill the cracks.

Decoration, in the end, for you are not fit to walk as "mortals" do. This gold had filled every empty crevice of your body, spilled the red into your frantic hands and made you bleed so it's callous gold could make room inside your body. It has taken from you many things, given many more, but you scratch and bite and tear until it drips onto the floor and even then it never leaves. It stains the floor no matter how hard you scrub– a permanent reminder of the sickening gold that molds you into something that used to look like you– that does look like you. Desecrated, yet so horribly divine.

All you see is a monster.

Something new, something old.

A hollowed out shell, wounds left to rot and fester until you suited the image of the Creator they bore upon statues and murals, the Creator worshiped in prayers spoken in hushed whispers and joyous chants praising your magnificence.

But what magnificence is there in detachment? What joy is there to be found in carving a God out of a human? They kneel like lambs before the shepherd, but the flock has made you– and you want to unmake them. Unweave the tapestry of their being stitch by stitch until it all falls apart and the world knows the cost of casting molten gold into the shape of a human, knows the price that has been left unpaid.

You want to take it from them. Watch them squabble and pray, blind sheep stepping into the wolf's open maw– to tear the seams of their being until the world is unwound by your heavy hands.

But you know it will not satisfy you.

Nothing does anymore.

You are no wolf. Only the shepherd who guides.

And with every drop of blood spilled, they ripped the humanity from your very bones until your body was the cast in which they made something anew– something gold, something horrific. A monster as much a God, a beast as much a man.

There is nothing left but absolute authority.

You try again and again to mend this act of desecration, to peel back the outer shell and rend the gold from your marrow– but your body cannot, will not, die. It mends itself back into place no matter how damaged, and all you feel is the uncomfortable tug of your body forcing itself to live. You cannot die, but were you ever truly alive at all?

Yet with every cycle, you know only one constant besides the thrum of golden ichor in your veins– cold.

Ice that burns, ice that spreads and festers and devours. Claws that pull you apart until the gold runs thick, teeth that burrow into your bones and rip it out from the source..eyes that witness the fall of a God with reverence– hungering, all consuming reverence.

You welcome it.

It is the first time you felt pain since you were cast into an image of a being you were not meant to be. The sting of cold upon your skin makes you shiver, your body tries to reject it, but you want to welcome it– for a brief moment that lasts only as long as it takes for you to blink, you see the glint of something familiar in the reflection of her empty eyes. Something achingly, horribly familiar– something human, all the more terrifying for it.

Even when Teyvat itself crumples like paper beneath the weight of her sins – of this desecration anew, this wretched heresy – you allow her hands to do it again. You grasp her hands in yours like chains, willing her to shackle you, willing her to pull you apart and make you whole again. To break you until the gold cannot put you back together again.

You long, each time, for those eyes like spears that lodge into your skin– burrow deep and sting deeper, making gold flow like water. You long for the biting tongue, the cutting words and those teeth like weapons– long to see the spite and anger and impure disgust aimed at the woman of silver who leads you down a hall that ends only in damnation. You follow each time like the lamb led astray by the wolf, but you do not wail in betrayal when she sinks her teeth into your throat and devours you whole.

For is it a sin if you welcome it? Has their God sinned, in the eyes of the flock, for welcoming such heresy with open arms? For allowing the wolf into their home?

Is it a sin to be broken beneath the only hands that have loved you?

Is it a sin to want to love, too, those hands and teeth stained in gold?

Then you shall be damned, you swear it. Damned, but gold no more.

For death is the closest you have ever felt to being human.

#sagau #genshin sagau #self aware genshin #genshin impact sagau #self aware genshin impact #fic tag #tsaritsa #genshin cult au #genshin impact cult au #tsaritsa x reader #this is. technically not a sequel but not a prequel but a secret third thing (mental health crisis) #kidding i just wanted 2 write the prev fic from more reader oriented pov bc it wasnt fucked up enough!!!!! #i need fucked up reader who is irreparably changed in horrifying ways!!!!!! and they cant die bc teyvat kinda needs them 2 uh #exist at all. and if u die well thats it. hits reset button #the horrifying fate of a mortal forced to be a god against their will and all the drawbacks that come with it #where is love to be found when they all cannot see themselves as anything but beneath you? there will always be imbalance #oh they try. they claw and scramble and beg but being the creator has changed you. #none of their worship. none of their sacrifices and gifts and pleas make you feel a thing and what a haunting thing it must be #do they reject it? delude themselves into thinking that they must try harder? #or do they accept that this is a god? absolute. horrifying in its entirety. something that even the archons cannot truly understand #a manmade god who seeks absolution in only the most heretical. the most blasphemous #literally shaking chewing on the bars of my cage LET ME OUT #i love deep dives like this sorry 2 everyone i made think i was normal my bad #i just think immortality and godhood r funky concepts and i love making them WORSE #also this took so long because i was playing b@Idurs g@t3 3 erm. censored so it doesnt show up in tags PLEASE DONT SHOW UP IN TAGS #taking i need the tsaritsa to bite me to a whole new entirely worse level!! #i just think (starts talking for 5 hours straight and doesnt Shut Up) #this one is also. considerably more openly fucked up then the other fic. even if its hidden behind flowery language uh. take it seriously. #okay im done no more angst its fluff from here on out i need 2 be NORMAL. i am a normal well functioning adult. maybe.

[ariadne-mouse]

Scavengers Reign is like

babyfaced psychic buttnewt: I shall now manipulate you with my mind control goop

organically-enhanced sentient robot: unfortunately for you, my mind is mycelially hardwired into the entire cosmos and its transcendent wonder at itself, and you simply are not equipped to handle that shit

babyfaced psychic buttnewt: oh god *unevolves*

#scavengers reign #scavengers reign spoilers #op #i cannot recommend this show enough #absolutely stunning #horrifying and gripping #a portrait of humanity and of how big and small it is #watch it watch it watch it

[merakiui]

we know and love our breeding obsessed tweels .. but there’s an obvious candidate whom I haven’t seen given much attention.. and it’s our favourite apple <3

back in harveston, it’s been mentioned how there isn’t much youngins around .. apart from epel and his cousin .. but in terms of ppl his age??? 0 … so it’d be easy for his family to talk him into stuffing you full and getting you pregnant when you come visit one day… you don’t know that epel secretly introduced you to his family as his wife .. and that the analytical eyes they give you and your body was bcs they wanted to see just how many kids you could handle birthing naturally at a time… truly terrifying how they put this much thought into the time you need to rest before being full with his baby again .. bcs they don’t do hospitals but instead the women in the family use their knowledge (midwivery) to advise you </3

aa just the thought of epel and his family peer pressuring you into giving them kids and continuing the family line has you feeling all guilty </3 like it doesn’t matter what u want bcs you’d be doing it for the betterment of the village! how they convince u that eventually, when u become a mother, you’d find happiness that comes w it .. (silly reader … your choice and wants never even mattered in the first place! bcs if you showed resistance they’d just drug u and put u to sleep w epel’s unique magic and get u pregnant anyways </3)

truullyyy terrifying! beware of dear grandma’s sad puppy dog eyes knowing u refuse to give her great-grandkids! (lies … she knows what she’d doing </3)

also! can I be epel felmier anon? 🍎💜

OMG THE SOMNO POTENTIAL WITH EPEL'S UM........ how could I have missed it,,, it's literally called Sleep Kiss. T_T uuuwaaaa Epel wanting to practice his UM and you agree to let him practice it on you because surely it won't have any negative impacts, right? But he puts you to sleep and somno ensues...... or he puts you to sleep and the other first years are around as well. >_< you're like a practice pussy for them......

If anyone's going to gaslight and manipulate you into having children, it's all of Harveston. ;;;;; and most of them do it unintentionally. They just think it's so darling Epel has a best friend (read: wifey) like you who is the sweetest thing they've ever met. You and Epel make such a cute couple (of hopefully expecting parents). All of Harveston dotes on you, showering you with affection every time you visit. You're practically part of the village by now. Whenever you come to visit, whether for a holiday or a break, Marja always welcomes you with open arms, as does the rest of Epel's family. But it's Marja who is especially pleased to see you. She checks you over, asks if you've been eating well at NRC, asks if Epel's been looking out for and taking care of you, and so on.

I feel like the entire village would throw such a huge celebration when you finally become pregnant. They make such an event out of it; it startles you at first, but Epel explains this is just because there are so few children around and everyone, especially the elders, are so very excited to finally see the village grow and become more lively with young folks! You'll have everyone's full support before, during, and after your pregnancy! They are just so fond of you and are always encouraging you to eat lots (of foods that improve fertility, but you don't need to know that...).

#twisted chit chat #and you can absolutely be #epel felmier anon #tw: pregnancy #n/sfw #tw: somnophilia #tw: noncon #yandere twst #WAIT OMG....... midsommar au but it's with the cast from harveston event.................... #epel making you his may queen hehe <3 #that would be so horrifying aaaaaaa #if i ever write a yan epel fic i need to make use of the unsettling nature of an entire village who is so sickly sweet to you #and so eerily focused on whether you intend to have children or not #AAAAAAA getting lost and stumbling across harveston and they take you in and help you #but then they realize you're epel's age and now they don't want you to leave :( stay and bond with epel instead <3 #so many ideas... orz

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Malevolent Part 20:

[Freeze frame]

[Record scratch]

Arthur: Yep, that's me. You're probably looking at that big scary eldritch deity floating above me and wondering "how did he get himself into this one?" Well, this story... is kinda crazy. I'm about to tell you how losing my sight got me here and how in about thirty seconds this guy halved the size and doubled the amount of bones in my body.

Let's start at the beginning...

#malevolent where everything is the same and just as horrifying but all the lines are cringe #malevolent if it absolutely fucked #john malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur malevolent #arthur lester #malevolent #malevolent arthur

[redrosebug]

Tim likes to keep his civilian, and hero friends apart because Ives knows too-fucking-much about Tim's puppy crush on Dick Grayson era for him to ever think about letting him meet Kon, Bart and Cassie. Tim can never live in peace after Ives helped him plan the entirety of his imaginary wedding to Dick when they were 10.

#the horrifying ordeal of having a hero crush on someone #and being adopted as their brother #tim drake #red robin #sebastian ives #dick grayson #nightwing #headcanon #dc #dicktim #does tim still have a crush on dick? no #will ives let him forget about it? also no #will ives tell bernard about it? absolutely