#or i will cry

[phoneycam]

So i was looking for new codywan fanfiction as i usually do when i come across this post and my brain just, yes.

I love to think it was just inevitable and not really conscious. Like they don't fucking realize because why would they?

One day Cody and some of the ghost company are giving the tour to the new batch of shinies, explaining how things work, the rules, cleaning shifts, where everything is, etc.

They arrive to the bridge where the General is waiting for them with the kindest smile. This is the rutine everytime they get a new batch, Obi-Wan presents himself formally without the kaminoans presense sucking up any friendly encounter and Cody doesn't have to deal with his sad tooka eyes when the shinies are too terrified of him otherwise.

The commander is about to present them to their new general when his comm lights up showing Rex incoming transmition. He looks up to his generals comm also lightning up, they share a concerned look before answering at hte same time.

"Master! thanks the forse-" "CODY WE NEED KRIFFING REINFORCEMENTS" "Re-... calm d..wn! it's.. -ot that bad!-" "SKYW...KER JUST-... XPLODED TH-.. SHIP-"

While the shinies jump on diverse levels of startle, the veterans share an exasperated-concerned look. They had just set off cordinates to Coruscant. Obi-Wan sighs.

"It seems like we'll need to end the tour a little earlier than expected general." Cody takes of his helmet resigned and ignoring the transmitions shouting at eachother.

"Indeed commander. Guess i'll be waiting for you to join us at the war office" Obi-wan signs to Waxer and Boil to follow him.

Cody sighs and lean over to kiss his general when he passes him.

"I'll grab you a cup of tea on my way" Obi-Wan smiles fondly and returns the kiss.

" Thank you dear" He respondes and exits the bridge not realizing that one, his not being followed, two, the deafening silence he just left behind and three, the gaping group of shinies. In his defense, Cody doesn't realize either. He just smiles smitten until the doors close behind his beloved and the commander mask falls in again.

"You heard the general, change the coordinates to... is there a problem?" Rex who is still on is the first to come out of it.

"WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F-" And then chaos.

#codywan #obiwan my beloved #cody my beloved #commander cody #obi-wan kenobi #fic ref #drabble #Im not actually sure what a drabble is #send help #i just think they're neat #star wars the clone wars #captain rex #i'm dislexic and not english native #so don't be too mean #or i will cry

[hermlonesque]

Scott Street by Phoebe Bridgers

#i think about this a lot #across the spiderverse #gwiles #gwen x miles #miles x gwen #spiderman across the spiderverse #phoebe bridgers' songs are so gwen #atsv #ghostflower #they better fix this is btsv #or i will cry

[generallyconfusedbyshinythings]

Armand in season 2:

#vampire chronicles #amc iwtv #armand #daniel molloy #eric bogosian #iwtv tv #assad zaman #spongebob meme #iwtv armand #you know i'm right #he wants the dick so bad #they better have lots of sex #or i will cry

[dangerousmongoose]

pllleeassee epleaseplesseplease stop treating will graham like a twink PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE this isnt him

#will graham #IS NOT A TWINK #STOP MISCHARACTERIZING #OR I WILL CRY #hannibal #😞 #misinformation #is not okay

[tumblezwei]

I don't care what company is making this comic, I know who they took from that inspired this design and you can't convince me otherwise

#do NOT pay attention to the colors running off the line art #or I WILL CRY #rwby #ruby rose #my girl #drawing of the week

[seashoes]

Replaying unwound future is hilarious because you know whats going on.

You can absolutely tell this was made in five minutes.

#Professor layton #Unwound future #luke triton #I will not think about her #Or I will cry #My wife #My art

[hierstehtmyname]

Puppet History Season 5 finale made me feel things

#puppet history #watcher entertainment #we are watcher #the professor #the dino family #aka the family i wished i could have #ryan bergara #shane madej #the genie #the short king himself #the beautiful absurdity of a puppet meteor and a puppet + puppet dino family singing the about the beauty of love and our EARTH #and then there’s ryan bergara fighting the substitute #that fight was intense #what kind of deal did ryan make with the genie #there better be at least another season #or i will cry #also an album with all of the songs? #available on all platforms

[imperial-topaz2003]

Why I like Quinn

To say Quinn is divisive would probably be putting it lightly. From my experience, an SWTOR player will either really like him or really hate him. I rarely see an in-between.

Now, I can't tell you what you should and should not like. I understand why people don't like him, but I do wanna explain why I personally do.

First, let's talk about the Quinncident. Yes, I understand people have big issues with betrayal, myself included, but let's look at this from Quinn's perspective: the man is a normal, non-force wielding fellow who's caught in a power play between two Sith Lords. If he picks the wrong side, he's most likely going to be tortured, executed, or at best, imprisoned for life. So yeah, I can see why he'd pick the (initally) stronger Sith Lord. And it was Darth Baras who promoted Quinn and really got him off of that shithole Balmorra, even if he was traveling with you more often. Second, his attitude. I've seen people accuse Quinn of being a generic Imperial asshole. Upon replaying the SW story, he does seem to have a bias against non-Imperials and civilians, but compared to 80% of Sith and Imp NPCs in this game? He's pretty calm and respectful about it. At worst, I've only seen him vocalize his concerns once before going along with it. He's also fairly pragmatic, not letting his own biases impede his desire to get the job done, no matter the cost. Doesn't seem like much at first, but compared to the rest of the Empire, it's a breath of fresh air. Also, I heard someone said Quinn's 'life sucks and he uses that as an excuse to be a dick to everybody else' ...where did you get that from? I mean, yeah, I have no doubt he's a bit bitter about Moff Broysc, who's batshit insane, but he's never let that affect how he acts towards other people. And he certainly doesn't whine about it or use it as an excuse. But anyways, that's just my two cents. Feel free to share your own opinions.

#swtor #swtor discussion #rant #mini rant #malavai quinn #plz don't bully me #or I will cry

[hawnks]

gentle psa:

I am one person running a fan account; I am also in the final weeks of my graduate program, working a high-stress job, and working on my thesis which is writing a whole book.

I’m sorry if you send an ask and it takes me a second to get to it, or if I’m not updating fics at a frequency you’re happy with. But this is my hobby and I do it for fun, and my real life is always going to take priority.

Please remember I’m a human being too, not just a fic writer

#idk if it’s one person sending these asks or a few but cmon now….. #I’m a little sensitive rn and this is feeling Not Nice #my life is INCREDIBLY hectic atm and my eels are ebbing and flowing #please be nicies to me #or I WILL cry #and then that will be on your conscience 🫵 #squawk tag

[freakyquill]

*Kate cries out from the bedroom*

Yelena, barging in with the widow bites on and a knife: KATE! What is it? Where? I- … Kate?

Kate, kneeling on the floor drunk and crying: I- I just found my old Tamagotchi. It’s- They’re dead Yelena. Gino is dead.

Yelena: Do you realise that you live with a former Black Widow, yes? And you cried out as if you were in danger? I almost electrocuted the wall because of a Tamagotchi, Kate Bishop.

Kate, sniffling: I got emotional. I’m sorry. Can you help me throw a funeral for them?

Yelena: You’ll never touch my vodka again.

#yelena belova #kate bishop #yelena x kate #kate x yelena #kate bishop x yelena belova #katelena #bishova #bishlova #incorrect hawkeye #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #am I old because I had a tamagotchi?! #pls tell me u know what a tamagotchi is #or i will cry

[reddstardust]

I finally started listening to wtnv. Tbh I don't know if I'm going to like it or not, but all the gay people inside my phone tell me it's really good so I have high hopes

#and before you say #'why haven't you listen to it before???' #friendly reminder #that I'm quite new to the world of podcasts #so be nice to me #or i will cry #welcome to night vale #wtnv

[oheart]

now with the poetry event finished and that oceanid cutscene released I noticed again how many teardrops are incorporated in furinas design. It's even in her eyes?? On her jacket?? On her thighs and hat?? It's just tears everywhere

#don't even get me started on the prophecy and “endless solo of solitude” #or I WILL cry #furina #foçalors #genshin impact

[paradoxo8y]

Kung-fu Panda OCs! Because the new trailer was cool af

Jaguar - her name's Yue, she traveled to China at a young age and now work in a shop, sometimes she practices kung-fu with Kuai

Fox- Here's Kuai, she trains kung-fu and more often than not she brings Yue along on her "adventures"

Frying lemur - He's Angin, his name come from a filipino word and means wind (take that with a pinch of salt, google tradutor was my source), he's friends with Kuai

Blue boa - The snake is Magnolia, a flower name to tree boa sounded cute and I went along with it, she work at the restaurant next door and is Yue friend

Beetle - Jian, he and Yue work in the same store, they are not exactly friends, but sometimes he goes along with them

Owl - Lieren, he's Magnolia boss and friend, also starting to get really tired of dealing with Kuai bullshit and Yue distracting Magnolia at work time

#kung fu panda #oc #sketch #drawing #jaguar #fox #lemur #snake #beetle #owl #i accept criticism #be nice please #or i will cry

[prettybard]

pls stop ur eyes,,, or they will be getting put in my pockets

#I NEED HIM TO STOP IMMEDIATELY #OR I WILL CRY #ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #edward teach #gentlebeard

[imagines-by-cleo]

This is your reminder to vote for Kazuhira Miller in the @war-criminal-showdown!

#vote kaz

#get our boy to the finals! #vote kaz #or i will cry #metal gear solid #kazuhira miller #metal gear solid memes #mgsv #mgs #mgs big boss #mgs tpp #revolver ocelot #mgs ocelot #ocelhira #venom snake #mgs kaz #mgs snake #mgs peace walker #mgs pw #i love polls #character poll #war criminal #memes

[em1e]

im sick it would mean the world 2 me if u guys sent some cute asks for drabbles <3

#if u dont u hate me and u want me to die #jk #maybe #i have a fever #send things in pls #or i will cry #do u want that #do u want that on ur conscience #mustard leaf