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agent-carvour · 2 months
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Two things:
1. Sorry it took me so long to deliver the device, I’ve been working on some shit. But I’m in the area and I can drop it off rn if you want?
2. Haven’t gotten any other signs of, the group’s activity. If we’re lucky it means there’s something bigger that the majority of the agents are being sent to deal with. Unfortunately we’re never lucky so it probably means something’s being planned.
- @peip-peeps
It's alright. Yes, I'm home right now, and I've got Curt's phone.
And that's... I'd prefer to have something to work with rather than silence...
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owenscreeches · 8 months
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Good lord, let me spit in your mouth before I fuck it, ooof, oooof. That good horny brain scratch it just yesss
PLEASE OMG I LOVE GETTING MY MOUTH SPIT IN
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over-on-the-bench · 10 months
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Lobotomized your ass
HEY!!! blame tumblr user road-boy . he decided that castor was gonna suffer
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ghost-104 · 1 year
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mwa
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I would take multiple bullets for you
(This took me an hour because I was just starting at it with shear dopamine in my vains)
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p4nishers · 6 months
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gays when they become widowers without even being in a relationship in the first place
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lokiusly · 5 months
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Tom Hiddleston, seasoned actor, when asked about Loki fixing themselves before talking to Don, really struggled when he said, “Loki had to be well presented if he’s gonna sell his idea to the poor guy” LMAO
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perpetualexistence · 2 months
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noah can kick a whole TV when he's angry and dodge fast lasers while dancing but he gets tired when lifting hats and weighs almost nothing that when he gets blown in the wind, he can drag owen of all people lol
Listen, Noah's physical abilities in canon are based solely on cartoon logic. Think of that one scene in Roger Rabbit where he can only escape from the cuffs so long as it's funny. He can get his adrenaline pumping for a singular task before the comedy exists to remind us that he's a slapstick buttmonkey.
Meaning in a silly fic yeah I can absolutely see him dragging Owen around, but ONLY so long as he doesn't realize that he's doing it. Like the second he realizes this his twig arms are going to snap like toothpicks.
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phoenixyfriend · 2 years
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This is a little random but thoughts on a crack au where Luke has an “imaginary friend” that is, in fact, Mace Windu’s force ghost
Mace: Now remember what I have taught you
Luke, levitating his things into his backpack for like Tatooine elementary school or whatever: We forgive and love and do no harm, but if we see Palpatine it’s on sight
Mace: Exactly
Owen: Beru it’s happening again-
tfw things with your kid get so weird that you have to bite the bullet and go ask your wizard-in-law to help figure out what the hell is going on.
This would be a lot of fun, and I think Leia deserves a ghostly mentor as well. Let's give her Shaak or Jocasta?
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mobius-m-mobius · 6 months
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OWEN WILSON as DON in LOKI S2x05 | SCIENCE/FICTION
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agent-carvour · 29 days
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[Ten minutes after Owen sends him his location, John arrives there. He starts looking]
Owen? Where are you?
{@john-macnamara}
[Owen is sitting between the roots of a thick tree. In one hand, he's holding his phone, in the other, he's holding a bottle of whisky. Behind one ear, he's stuck a half-smoked, and since extinguished cigarette.
He is covered in blood. Some of it can be explained by the ut in the hand he's holding the bottle with that has been reopened once again, but it's too much blood to come from it alone.
When he hears John approaching, Owen slightly turns his head towards him but doesn't say anything.]
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owenscreeches · 3 days
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Can I suck your dick while you suck mine 🥺
of course <333 we are each others property babe you dont even have to ask
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over-on-the-bench · 8 months
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^-^ hiiiii
Hello... 😁 Haiiiii
. hwat did i do a day ago what crime am i guilty of
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ghost-104 · 1 year
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How to undumb myself?
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Apologies caller! An excellent question! However I too am searching for the answer... I hope once I "undumb" myself I will answer your question correctly! -owen
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junggunz · 7 months
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owen knight w a s/o who loves shopping? 😭
-🦢 anon (SO SORRY FOR THE LAST TWO ASKS OMG)
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DONT WORRY SHAWTY !! I'll just combine the asks into this one for Owen bc im lowkey kinda dumb and couldn't figure out which one you wanted answered. hehehe
we've seen how protective (borderline obsessive) Owen gets when it comes to Shelly. He would totally go out of his way to make sure you were comfortable whenever the two of you went out; doing things like planning outings on days where he knows there won't be as many people or taking you to more quiet areas when he notices you getting overwhelmed by all the people.
being someone that you feel comfortable enough to let loose around would probably be a major ego boost to Owen.
+++ if his s/o was super feminine, i feel like it would match very well with the whole prince charming/knight in shining armor thing he has going on.
while out shopping specifically...
like most of the windbreaker characters, he wears a lot of designer and name brand clothing so he probably has some affinity for clothes/shopping so he would be more than happy to accompany you to the mall.
he's almost like an enabler for your shopping habits because he pays for things without complaining, but he would also give you a spending limit if he noticed your shopping habits were getting too out of hand.
definitely would carry all the shopping bags for you.
he likes picking out clothes that he thinks you might like or things he thinks you would look good in. but i think he likes couple clothing the most; so matching or coordinating outfits are gonna be a common thing with him.
LOWKEY LOWKEY he's the type to see you try on an outfit he really likes then would want to fuck you in the fitting room. it's just a vibe from him because he gives me major clingy, puppy bf energy.
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katiky-png · 6 months
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Favorite Pirate???
erm uh i dont erm know,,
take a wild guess1??!/?!/
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florencetypemaniacs · 30 days
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How would the Ro’s react if they accidentally hurt Mc physically or emotionally in like a heated argument, and how would they react after this all blows over? (wait till Mc approach them or goes to them)
Thank you so much for the ask! I do want to say that the ROs would never phsyically or mentally abuse the MC in a relationship. 
I also answered an ASK if the MC & the RO got into a joke fight right here
💛 Marcel
Marcel's eyes widened as he stared at you, your eyes downcast as the words that left his mouth settled.
He was usually the voice of reason, the one that reminded his friends not to fight, so how could this have happened? He didn't mean it; hell, he didn't even know why he said it. 
But the look on your face was so intense that Marcel almost had to look away so he wouldn't empty his stomach. 
Marcel was just left standing there, the shock not leaving him even after you already left yourself, tears in your eyes making Marcel's words leave a bad taste in his mouth as he runs after you. 
He caught up to you, telling you how sorry he was, until his voice was raw. 
🧡 Margaret
Frustrated tears flowed from Margaret's eyes the moment the betrayal in your eyes was shown. 
"Well, if that is how you feel, then I think I should just leave." You said your voice was monotone, which made Margaret wipe her eyes again, trying not to let the water fall. 
She watched as Your whole body shook as you left.
Then she simply stood there. She had never been in a fight before, let alone one with a romantic partner, so she had no idea what to do.
After a few seconds, the guilt started seeping through, and the words she said struck her hard, and she collapsed to the ground in a sobbing heap.
How could she have said that to you? What a horrible person does that to someone they love, and gosh, she loves you so much. What was she supposed to do? You probably hate her now. 
In the end, Margaret would run after you, trying to apologize, and would be quiet after everyone settled down, too scared to ruin it again until you talked to her about it. 
❤️ Owen
Owen's jaw almost snapped as he clenched his teeth together. The words were already out of his mouth, and it felt good to let the anger go until he saw the look on your face, the shock of his words settling over the room until you turned to leave. 
The pride and relief he was feeling at his cutting words turned to dust. A pit opened in his stomach, and his mouth turned dry before you even walked out the door. He grabbed your hand and brought you to him in a bear hug. 
"Shit..... I'm so sorry, lass/duck/lad. I'm so bloody sorry."
Owen's voice raspy and muffled, hiding his face in your neck.
💙 Rosemary
Rosemary tried not to let her resolve crumble as you left the room, tears in your eyes. 
She won. 
Why did it not feel good?
Rosemary doesn't like being the one in the wrong, and she knew exactly what buttons to push with one glance. 
She tried to forget about it and bask in the glory. She trusted you that you were coming back because you loved her. 
Didn't you? You still loved her, right? 
The thoughts would creep in, filling her with anxiety as she would come to you, hoping to make amends. 
🩵 Tai
Stubbornness is what keeps Tai from going after you. Tai believed he was right, and nothing was going to change his mind. 
Not the way his stomach knotted when he thought about you. 
Or how he laid awake at night wanting to hold you, but being so scared you hated him now. 
Tai wouldn't go after you, but he would punish himself until the whole fight blew over and you came back to settle things, and the following week, after you two talked, you could tell that he was afraid that you were still mad at him, his touches being a little more constant, from hand holding to his foot touching yours under the table. 
💚 Zane
Zane wouldn't go after you, no matter how much he wanted to. 
Every thought he had would turn back to you and how he completely screwed up. You probably hated him now. 
Anything would tick him off until the fight ended, to the point that everyone stayed away from him like he was a bomb about to go off. 
That was until you finally came to him and the anger would completely disappear, and while he might bring it up once or twice to brag about you coming back to him after the fight is long forgotten about. 
In that moment, he would feel such relief and hope that it would completely turn into him wanting to take you to bed. 
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