#peter quill rp

[starlordofficial]

Quill: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? Nebula: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? Quill: Yes. Nebula: I'd sleep.

#incorrect quotes #starbula #guardians of the galaxy #avengers #marvel #roleplay #rp blog #peter quill rp #star lord rp #star lord #peter quill #nebula

[spartax-prince]

' 𝑩𝑰𝑻 𝑶𝑭 𝑮𝑶𝑶𝑫, 𝑩𝑰𝑻 𝑶𝑭 𝑩𝑨𝑫. '

#𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐗-𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄﹔ a private ⅋ selective , mutuals only ,  headcanon based ; canon character from the 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝚅𝙴𝙻 universe. 𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗝𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡 𝗤𝗨𝗜𝗟𝗟. 20+ minors ⅋ personal blogs do not interact. established august 25th of 2014. swiped by 𝚝𝚘𝚔𝚒. ⁽  they/them ,  24  ⁾ ( 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 )

#peter quill rp #guardians of the galaxy rp #marvel rp #star-lord rp #gotg rp #gotg game rp #mass effect rp

[deathlyskilled]

“    THE UNIVERSE HAS     judged   YOU       . . .                            YOU ASKED IT FOR A            (    P   R   I   Z   E    )

      AND IT TOLD YOU                                 N O .

                          YOU         FAILED . "

#mcu rp #marvel 616 rp #guardians of the galaxy rp #gamora rp #peter quill rp #gotg rp #gotg roleplay #marvel roleplay #marvel comics rp #Captain marvel rp #Ironman rp #captain america rp #space rp #hero rp #* updated pen name #promo > > ✷ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ғʀᴇᴇ #rocket raccoon rp #groot rp #drax rp #mantis rp #avengers rp

[1dog2dogblackdogbluedog]

I need someone to do a Starmora RP with me. RL is making me sad rn.

#Starmora #Gamora rp #Peter quill rp #Peter quill #Gamora #guardians of the galaxy #gotg3 #star lord #starlord rp

[anotherrpfinder]

aight so, anyone else in the Guardians of The Galaxy 3 bender with me? good, lissen up;

I'm looking for people to write against my Gamora and Nebula. could be together, could be separate, I'm not picky! I'm mostly interested in romantic relationships for them, some of my favorite candidates against them being Peter, Kraglin and Adam. maybe others? honestly, I'm not picky; if you've got a Marvel muse, feel free to bring it, I'm a sucker for crack ships!

interested? great! details then: I write over discord, willing to use tupperbox! I always write multiple paragraphs and more often than not, my word count is over the discord limit. third person prose, past tense preferred. I prefer my partners to match my writing style, so I come with writing samples ready to go. good grammar obviously is a must, my english is fluent even though I'm not a native speaker. no one liners. typically I try to reply at least once a day, sometimes multiple times, sometimes every few days depending on my schedule and hoping for something similar. super open to AUs, crossovers, different timelines and multiple threads! my favorites in regards to writing are different relationship dynamics with romance and found family. hurt and comfort, angst in balance with fluff, with a happy ending somewhere in the horizon. I'd love if we could share pics, headcanons, memes and art, music and all that stuff outside the threads! please be 20+ as I'm 31 myself. absolutely no minors. just like this post and I will find my way to you! 🖤

✦

#guardians of the galaxy roleplay #guardians of the galaxy rp #gotg3 roleplay #gotg3 rp #gotg rp #gamora rp #nebula rp #peter quill rp #adam warlock rp #kraglin obfonteri rp #marvel cinematic universe rp #marvel roleplay #marvel rp

[nextlevelpromo]

SEARCHING FOR... TONY STARK AKA IRON MAN

We are a Marvel and DC roleplay where characters lead ordinary lives and interact virtually through a new game called "The New Era: Legends Rising" on a device called the VENTURA, the evolutionary new VR Gaming experience. With it, games come to life with its patented technology, and now you can experience the world of gaming on a whole other level via all the senses. The world of superheroes has never been experienced like this before.

START A NEW GAME TODAY! [ HOME ] [ MOBILE ] [ SERVER ]

> 18+ Discord Server > Modern/Slice-of-life AU w/ virtual canon-inspired elements > Seeking both DC and Marvel charas~! Most Wanted: Sam Wilson, Jessica Drew, Bobbi Morse, Pietro Maximoff, Miles Morales, Oliver Queen, Barry Allen, Donna Troy, Barbara Gordon, Rachel Roth

#guardians of the galaxy rp #peter quill rp #gamora rp #mantis rp #thor rp #carol danvers rp #batman rp #iron man rp #young justice rp #young avengers rp #justice league rp #avengers rp #marvel rp #marvel rpg #dc rp #dc rpg #mcu rp #dceu rp #mcu rpg #dceu rpg #fandom rp #fandom rpg #discord rp

[nextlevel-hq]

The following characters are now reserved for 48 hours

Bruce Wayne - Jensen Ackles

Jason Todd

Peter Quill - Glenn Powell

See the full reserved list here.

#bruce wayne rp #batman rp #jason todd rp #peter quill rp #star lord rp #marvel rp #dc rp #nl:reserved

[stargazermuse]

Does anyone want to rp Peter Quill for my pyro girl Phoenix?

I also have another one I’ve thought about bringing out but idk

#stargazermuse #peter quill roleplay #peter quill rp #guardians of the galaxy roleplay #guardians of the galaxy rp #marvel rp #marvel roleplay #avengers roleplay #avengers rp

[hannawinchester03]

IN ANOTHER GALAXY.. Pt 2

Hello! Welcome back! This is a continuation of the events that happened in the first part, saw it got a little attention so wanted to spread my wings and show y’all my real potential.

Anyways, enjoy!

18+ you’ve been warned. 😉

This story contains: small talk, kissing, teasing, breath play, touching, grinding, hair pulling, whining, begging, praise kink, domination, oral reviving, pet names, and just straight up making out (obviously, who wouldn’t want to make out with quill)

Word count: 2,000

After the course of events of last week, (y/n) watching as rocket pulled the aliens heart out of its chest. Listening to quill speak to her about how he can’t believe she can understand groot. She was used to it by now, she’s been around this multiple times, like a dog chasing its own tail, something people find strange but to her perfectly normal.

“Hey (y/n), snap out of it. What's going on with you?” Quill asked as he looked over at (y/n), he raised an eyebrow at her. “You seem not interested..” Quill added as he crossed his arms waiting for a response as he looked her up and down slightly, before looking back up at her eyes.

“Yes, i am fine, Just a lot on my mind.” (y/n) says as she lets out a small huff looking down at herself for a second taking in the fact she had gotten more dressed up then she usually does, she then looks back up at quill, she can't help but show him a small smile to reassure him.

“Still kinda shocked you wanted me as your partner, over say rocket, or gamora..” (y/n) stated as she kept looking up at him, taking in the fact that she now noticed just how much taller he was compared to her, she took a small step back as she let out a small huff once again.

“Well for starters if you noticed, Gamora wants nothing to do with me, she's not the same as she was before..” Quill stated as he shook his head a little and let out a small sign, getting more sad as he really got a chance to think about the situation he is in, he never really felt like this before, even if he did he doesnt remember the last time he did at least.

“You know how Luke felt when Yoda told him the truth about his father. the shock in his face, the way he so desperately wanted to understand but deep down he already knew the truth..” Quill started to say to (y/n) as he looked away from her for a second hoping that she’ll understand the reference.

“The way that he looks at Yoda asking if it's true, the look in his eyes as with pure confusion and curiosity as he realizes that deep down he already knows that it is his father. Thinking about how he feels so out of place and tempted to turn to the darkside to be with his father or to train and be the one who changes the way of the force like his father was supposed to..” (y/n) says as she clears her throat a little and looks down at the floor for a second then looks back up at quill as she hears a chuckle come from him.

“Doesn't help that he finds out leia is his sister, i mean after that kiss and all..” Quill hums out his tone changing as he takes a step closer to (y/n) looking down at her as he licks his lips keeping his eyes down on her. “Well technically Leia kisses Luke to make Han jealous, way before they knew they were siblings.” (Y/n) stated as she looked up at Quill raising an eyebrow at him and noticed how he had gotten closer to her.

“Kinda reminds me of someone i know..” (y/n) says softly as she stepped closer to quill looking up at him standing up on her tippy toes as she wrapped an arm around his neck and pulled herself up closer to him because of the height difference. As she pulled herself closer to him she leaned her head close to his ear. “Kissing Luke to make Han jealous, pulling away just to tease Han watching as Luke had a smug look on his face..” (y/n) whispers into Quill's ear, making him wrap an arm around her waist and pull her closer into his chest as he turns his head towards her, looking down at her innocent eyes that are now darker than usual.

“How could he not be jealous? Leia is one of the best characters, pretty hot too..” Quill said softly as he moved one of his hands to push some of (y/n)’s hair behind her ear, he can't help but lick his lips as he kept his eyes locked on hers glancing down at her lips for a split second before looking back into her eyes with a small smirk as he noticed her eyes slowly growing darker with lust as he held her chin between his thumb and index finger feeling her warm breath against his lips from how close they were to each other, feeling her chest as it caved in and out trying to stay calm and collected as he spoke to her.

“Obviously cant forget about how Han towers over leia, talking to her telling her how he knows she likes him, how he tells her “its because there aren't enough scoundrels in her life” the icon scene..ya know..” Quill says in a soft but still deep tone as his thumb lightly traced over her bottom lip teasingly before holding back onto her chin his grip getting slightly more tight on her chin as he pulled her up a little as he leaned down moving his lips closer to hers, using his thumb once again to trace her bottom lip teasingly as it was the only thing keeping their lips separated.

Quill can't help but smile against her in lips as she listened to a small whine come out of her mouth, as he let his hand down kissing her as soon as his hand was out of the way and wrapped his arm around her waist more pulling her up onto her tippy toes more letting her lean on himself for support so she wouldn't fall over, letting her know it was safe with him, he won't let anything harm her.

As Quill kissed (y/n) he couldn't help but let out a small groan as he felt her move one of her hands up to his forearm wrapping her hand around his arm to give herself some more support as she stood up on her tippy toes feeling his strong arm around her waist knowing he wouldn't let her fall as she deepened the kiss using the hand that was still around his neck from when she first took action moving close to him and began to run her hand through the back of his hair as she continued to kiss him.

“Q-Quill, are you sure about this?” (y/n) asked as she lightly pulled on his hair pulling his head away from hers so that they could both breath, as she asked him this she kept her eyes up on him waiting for the response, or anything really all she got was a small groan form her tugging on his hair, she cant help but let out a small chuckle as she was about to speak up but she was quickly interrupted as they heard the ship intercom start to crackle making (y/n) raise and eyebrow as she quickly went to pull away from quill to go see what it was.

Before (y/n) was able to make it a few steps away she quickly got swept up off of her feet, quill picking her up bridal style walking her over his living quarters, as he walked through the door he walked over to his bed gently laying her down, watching as she propped herself up on her elbows staying laid down on the bed but was propped up enough to keep her eyes on him.

“Oh i'm sure, are you though?” Quill asked his voice now much deeper then (y/n) has ever heard his voice get, especially when they are in a heavy battle she always noticed how his voice got more deep from being out of breath but this was different, now she could practically hear the lust in his voice, as she got lost in her own thoughts distracting herself from being able to find her own words all she manages to do is nod lightly at him.

Quill watches as she nods at him making him smirk happily as he walked closer to the bed climbing on top of her slightly still hovering over her since she was small compared to him as he wrapped a arm under her around her waist pulling her up closer towards the pillows as he leaned down kissing her once again this time more rough causing (y/n) to let out a small moan and him to chuckle against her lips.

“God look at you, already moaning and I haven’t barely touched you..” Quill spoke out his voice still growing deep and dominant as he pulled away from the kiss, he began kissing down her jaw and towards her neck taking his time as he used his arm to slowly guide her small body up towards the pillows.

His other hand holding onto her thigh caressing her leg as he used his knees to spread her legs open making room for himself to be between her knees, once he was satisfied with his position he started to grind down against her gently watching as she let out a soft cry of pleasure and threw her head back as he began to kiss back up her neck towards her jaw.

“You like that (y/n)?” He asked in a low growl as he placed kisses along her jaw as her head was still thrown back from him grinding down against her. As he asked her this she looks back up at him and let out a small nod as she wrapped her hand around his neck tangling her hand in his hair again as she began to breathe a little more heavily.

“Y-yes quill..god it feels good..” (y/n) can’t help but moan out as she looked up at him and kissed him again to try and muffle her moans so she wouldn’t sound to annoying.

“Oh no, no, don’t quite yourself baby girl, I wanna hear you..” Quill hums out as he pulled away from the kiss, sitting up on his knees pulling his shirt off tossing it to the side.

After removing his own shirt he smirks happily down at (y/n) as she was watching his every move admiring his chest as his necklace landed perfectly between his two pecks, she kept looking down his chest stopping at his waist band admiring as it was in a v shape going towards his base but quickly looked back up as he pulled her to be seated up.

“We gotta get you undressed first, then we’ll have fun princess.” Quill stated as he grabbed the bottom of her shirt looking into her eyes for a few seconds and saw her give him a small nod making him smile as he pulled off her shirt and made her lay back down.

He kept his eyes down on her as she propped herself up on her elbows watching as the top of her breast peak out of her bra as she breathed, watching as her chest would cave in and come back up as she watched his every moves.

“God you’re beautiful..” quill hummed out as he slid her up on the bed so her head was rested against the pillows as he moved be on his elbows as he began to undo her jeans pulling them off of her, tossing them to the side and moved himself so his head was between her legs.

He began to slowly kiss her inner thigh slowly moving up closer to her heat but would start kissing up her other thigh to tease her as she let out a soft whine, making him chuckle against her.

“Use your words..” quill hummed out against her thigh as he had his hands wrapped around each thigh gently squeezing as he would kiss on her thigh to tease her. As he got to the top of her thigh he gently bit on the lace fabric against her hip but would pull away and chuckle as (y/n) would let out a small huff.

“Please, god quill.” (Y/n) huffed out as she threw her head back, she had been watching him as he kissed on her thighs her eyes locking on his but she was to impatient so she let her head fall back into the pillow’s already tired of his teasing.

“What? Can’t enjoy myself?” Quill spoke out as he finally touched where she needed it most, he teasingly placed a kiss against her clit through the fabric, watching as her hips flinched making his grip on her thighs tighten and hold her in place.

“Ahh I see..” quill hummed teasing to her as he continued to place open mouthed kisses against her heat hearing as small moans came out from her mouth as she threw her back into the pillow more and one of her hands moved to his hair holding onto it as she tried to keep his head in place but he forced his head back to tease her.

“I said use your words princess..” Quill said dominantly as he moved his hands to loop his fingers under her underwear pulling them off of her and tossed them to the side quickly moving back to his spot between her legs, watching as her pussy was completely soaked, making him smirk.

Before she could even say anything in response he licked up her slit humming happily against her as he tasted how sweet she was, he continued to hum against her letting out small vibrations from his humming against her clit making him chuckle against her as she moaned happily.

“There ya go..” Quill spoke out as he felt her gripping onto his hair chuckling softly as he began to lick up her slit cleaning up all of her juices as he gently rubbed his nose against her nub hearing a loud gasp come out of her as she tugged at his hair roughly making him groan against her.

Quill then began to suck on her clit, still humming against her teasingly and whispering softly to her how good she tastes still sending vibrations against her making (y/n) turn into a moaning mess as he continued to chuckle against her finding it amusing at the fact she always seems so annoyed by him but seem to be enjoying herself.

Eventually quill slide his tongue into her as he began to thrust his tongue in and out making (y/n) grip onto his hair more as she cried out his name In please feeling a knot start to form inside her stomach. “G-god quill..” (y/n) moaned out happily as she tightened her grip on his hair pushing his head into her heat more making his tongue go deeper.

“That’s it baby girl, cum for me..” quill hummed out against her as she pushed his head deeper into herself making him thrust his tongue faster inside of her feeling her walls tighten around him and her hips start to buckle making him wrap his arm around her waist and pull her into his face more and used his other hand to rub her sensitive clit listening to her as she moaned loudly in pleasure.

Quill kept his eyes up on (y/n) as her chest as panting heavily and one of her hands were gripping tightly on the bed sheets and the other holding into his hair for dear life as he continued to tongue fuck her and rub her clit feeling as more of her juices start to leak out.

“G-god quill, that feels to good!” (Y/n) cried out as she threw her head back feeling her small body start to quiver underneath him as he continued to rub her clit and suck on her as she was almost ready to cum.

“What feels good?” (Y/n) heard quill say, hearing that his voice was not as deep and raspy as it was before making her raise an eyebrow and snap out of it. Taking a second to look around a little seeing that the two of them were in a field of flowers on the planet they were on searching for a valuable material that was needed for rocket's latest invention.

“Nothing, what’s this thing supposed to look like?” (Y/n) asked as she cleared her throat a little bit trying to figure out why the dream was so vivid or whatever she has just been through.

“Rocket said it’s supposed to look like one of these flowers, but we'll be able to tell the difference supposedly. The ones we need don’t have this pollen stuff on them..” quill stated as he kept walking through the field going straight forward.

“Strange, they all seem to have this stuff. The pollen. Anything special about this stuff?” (Y/n) asked as the pollen seemed to just stay in the air, not even move around in the wind or anything.

“Supposedly it’s supposed to make you hallucinate, or go to sleep, something like that.” Quill stated as he cleared his throat and kept walking so he could find the items they were looking for.

Anyways! Hope y’all enjoyed just wanted to show y’all some of my potential.

Feel free to message me with requests or other suggestions I’m all ears.

Bye, until next time!

#my writing #star wars #fanfiction tips #writers #mcu rp #mcu fanfiction #peter quill x fem!reader #peter quill headcanons #peter quill x reader #peter quill fanfic #peter quill x you #peter quill x y/n #peter quill imagine #peter quill #guardians of the galaxy #guardians 3 #smut #marvel mcu #marvel #mcu imagine #mcu x you #mcu x reader

[starlordofficial]

the darkest nights produce the brightest stars

starlordofficial --------------- an indie marvel mcu driven interpretation of PETER JASON QUILL aka STAR-LORD with custom headcanons.

blog has a mature rating, must be 18+ to interact, mun is 21+.

ABOUT QUILL | RULES | HEADCANONS | MUN INFORMATION | CONNECTIONS |

#rp blog #guardians of the galaxy #marvel #avengers #roleplay #marvel rp #indie rp #star lord #peter quill #indie marvel rp #marvel roleplay #roleplay blog #peter quill rp #star lord rp #mcu

[shelbyinubakilee]

“Our Hellish Stars”

Based off a Roquill rp we’ve done. A prince and a demon restoring balance to the world.

HAPPY EARLY VALENTINE’S DAY @nerdy-and-dedicated!

Thank you for being a friend. Hearing me rant and whine. The rps are always so fun!

Sending you all the love and good fortune this year!

#rocket raccoon #peter quill #guardians of the galaxy #peter x rocket #roquill #fanart #gotg fanart #marvel shipping #star lord x rocket #Rp based #Demon rocket #Prince Peter #Dragons! #cause why not dragons! #happy valentine's day

[i-am-groot-groot-am-i]

I AM GROOT

[PETER TOOK MY FUCKING VIDEO GAME]

#baby groot #groot rp #guardians of the galaxy #i am groot #marvel rp #peter quill

[real-bucky-barnes]

I told Quill that I didn’t know who ABBA was (because being brainwashed for ~70 years will do that to you) and he looked at me like I had committed a war crime. He made me listen to them until Sam came to rescue me, and I’m a little scared of him now.

#bucky barnes #marvel #bucky barnes rp #mcu #sam wilson #falcon #peter quill #starlord #abba #winter soldier

[wearelondonhq]

(maisie!) welcome to london, WILLIAM “WILL” BELMONT! did anyone ever tell you that you look just like ARCHIE RENAUX? well, no matter, we hear that you are 25 and working as a COLLEGE STUDENT. we also hear that you currently HAVE SOME OF your memories from SCREAM (TV) and have a tendency to be DILIGENT as well as ARROGANT. 

(maisie!) welcome to london, JULIA CORNWALL/CARPENTER! did anyone ever tell you that you look just like SYDNEY SWEENEY? well, no matter, we hear that you are 25 and working as a COLLEGE STUDENT/VIGILANTE. we also hear that you currently HAVE your memories from MADAME WEB/MARVEL and have a tendency to be DEDICATED as well as SELF-DOUBTING. 

(maisie!) welcome to london, PETER QUILL/STAR-LORD! did anyone ever tell you that you look just like PEDRO PASCAL? well, no matter, we hear that you are 45 and working as a RECORD STORE OWNER. we also hear that you currently HAVE SOME OF your memories from MARVEL and have a tendency to be CHARISMATIC as well as SELF-CRITICAL. 

— WELCOME TO LONDON, will belmont, julian cornawall & peter quill! you look very familiar, do we know you from somewhere? anyways, take your time settling in because whether you want to or not, it looks like you’re going to be living here for awhile! // welcome maisie, please be sure to follow our checklist here. welcome to the group!

#submission #multifandom rp #scream tv #oc rp #au rp #madame web rp #oc rpg #gotg rp #fandom rp #city rpg #town rpg #mumu rp #will belmont #julian cornwall #peter quill #wal: accepted

[nextlevelpromo]

SEARCHING FOR... NATASHA ROMANOFF AKA BLACK WIDOW

𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐜 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐬.

A Marvel and DC roleplay where characters lead ordinary lives and interact virtually through a new game called "The New Era: Legends Rising" on a device called the VENTURA, the evolutionary new VR Gaming experience. With it, games come to life with its patented technology, and now you can experience the world of gaming on a whole other level via all the senses. The world of superheroes has never been experienced like this before.

START A NEW GAME TODAY! [ HOME ] [ MOBILE ] [ SERVER ]

> 18+ Discord Server > Modern/Slice-of-life AU w/ virtual canon-inspired elements > Seeking both DC and Marvel charas~! Most Wanted: Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Tony Stark, Sam Wilson, Jessica Drew, Jennifer Walters, Bucky Barnes, Barry Allen, Helena Bertinelli

#natasha romanoff rp #guardians of the galaxy rp #mantis rp #peter quill rp #marvel rp #marvel rpg #dc rp #dc rpg #mcu rp #dceu rp #mcu rpg #dceu rpg #fandom rp #fandom rpg #discord rp

[starsnheroes]

Memes & Ask Box Prompts -> Accepting // do you really think that inviting the Hawkguy to space is a good idea, @danversiism you've basically brought along a personal complaint machine -> " join the fun ! " ( clint ! )

GO TO SPACE THEY SAY.

Star Trek says it's the final frontier. These are the voyage of the starship BLAH BLAH, it's five year mission (dear fuck almighty please don't be a five year mission ⸺ let's change that to mission of indeterminate time), to explore new worlds (scratch that not applicable), to seek out new life and new civilizations (pretty sure they had already fought very old and familiar problem and kicked their ass), to boldly go where no man has gone before (he could name several people off the top of his head that has probably been here before)

Tony Stark, Sue Storm, Johnny Storm, Reed Richards, Ben Grimm, Bucky Barnes, Thor, Vision, Hank Pym, Bruce Banner, Spiderman, the list goes on, do you get the point?

THE CAPTAIN MARVEL HERSELF.

He could name even more NERDS AND GEEKS who would be thrilled to be hijacked for adventures in space. What were none of them available, granted this had started out as a dimension hopping, fall into a portal kind of thing that only went one way.

Clint had a whole speech thought up just special for Carol Danvers on why him being out here was a terrible idea. HE DIDN'T REALLY HAVE A CHOICE ANYMORE. It had started like this with complaining about the last time that he had gotten hijacked and ended up in space. HE HAD BEEN NAKED, and than he had to rescue Agent Coulson and Agent Fury from a space and terrifying cybiote called The Fury.

NOT A FUN TIME.

Than said speech, which he thought was a real winner except it had done the opposite of what he had wanted and had in fact proven his competence as one of the older aveners, when the OGs retired beside CAP? Who was on the new team, the first next set? HIM. Clint went on to explain how archery worked, with the idea that his counter point was that he would be in useless in space.

A BOW IS BASICALLY A LONG ROD WITH TWO ENDS CONNECTED BY A STRING. The bow bends when the archer (him, the master marksmen) pulls back on the string. The bow can bend because it made of an elastic material. Bending the bow gives it elastic potential energy. DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN ARROWS TO YOU, CAROL? The arrow is a long, straight shaft. It has a pointed object on one end (the arrowhead but I have more cooler trick heads) and a balancing device, such a feather (that's the fletching; the hen, and cock or index, plus the nock) on the other end. WHAT DIDN'T EXPLAIN OLD HAWKEYE TO UNDERSTAND PHYSICS? The archer (again him, greatest archer alive) hold the feather end of the arrow against the string while pulling it back. Releasing the string thrusts the arrow forward with the elastic force of the bow. The elastic potential energy of the bow is converted to the kinetic energy of the arrow. GRAVITY IS INVOLVED. SPACE DOESN'T HAVE THAT EARTH RULES OF PHYSIC DO NOT APPLY. SPACE SUCKS SEND HIM HOME, DANVERS.

Beside that, he had taken some tech and spent an eternality figuring out how to rig his arrows to function more like mini rockets which he has had rocket arrows before so this wasn't that much a stretch. DON'T LET ANYONE KNOW HE'S SMART. This is the only thing he was good with to be far, ask him for no help with anything else; all his ideas come stolen from others or breaking down tech from all his smart friends (tony stark is his biggest victim) and macguyvering some bullshit.

❝ Join the fun ! ❞

And here he goes being dragged down the hallway and presented with a table of cards. GO TO SPACE THEY SAY. IT'LL BE FUN. Now the old carny, the thief and the conman in him knows what a card game was. He knows how to rig them, win them, and lose them. Knows a card trick or two, nothing like Gambit but he's cheating (he's got powers and all Clint has is childhood raised by criminals).

He's particularly good at strip poker. ❝ Please tell me this is strip poker. ❞ Not that he thinks there is chance he's getting lucky with anyone here, either indisposed like the particular captain was for a particular Peter (probably one of the better peters even if he knows for a fact he did not own hawkeye merch because he's clint barton's biggest fan but he would agree on being a kate bishop fan himself so he gets the pass) or they scared him.

He's just a mortal human man who liked keeping his heels dug firmly in Earth dirt. HE SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT UP THE COWBOY ARGUMENT. He's a cowboy, a fan of the old Wild West, not an astronaut.

❝ I am very good at strip poker. ❞ He loses on purpose, because it than mean he gets to strip and the ladies he typically played with would oogle him and perhaps make a bad decision with him for one night only (unless Natasha or Bobbi was there but not the other than that could turn into three night mistake for his heart). NO ONE IS NAKED YET, so he has to rule out strip poker which is a pity; as Clint determines this since he had been brooding in his cot (dealing with cravings and yearning for home) while it sounded like games had started. No one is nude which rules out stripe poker. DARN.

❝ Alright, so what's this game and how do I win all the loose change in in your pocket, Cap? ❞

#that entire first part was clint's ego getting in the way and wanting to bitch #anyways hello hi have this :) thank you very much for this <3 #Hope you enjoyed me hijacking a 3 word prompt and turning it into Barton brain Bitch Fest #ALSO ENJOY THE REFERENCE ! to Secret Avengers (2014) and Peter Quill wearing a I <3 Hawkeye shirt panel #ic; clint barton #asks; clint barton #rp; danversiism #danversiism #clint barton; danversiism #long post warning #content warnings #alcoholism cw #just to be sure since im nudging this in somewhere in present time (while ignoring all trash plot) & thats just a general fact about clint