#pinch us

[idlingintheimpalapodcast]

Holy cow!! What do we even say.

Thank y'all from the bottom of our hearts for the support & love SPNFamily.

I don't know what @talltalesandbedtimestories & @sam-is-my-safe-word really expected when we started this podcast. Wax lyrical about SPN & our love of Sam & Dean maybe? Connect with the community? Maybe just hear ourselves talk & hope someone liked it.

But it's grown into so much more. We've made friends & family through this lil podcast that could. We have a community. We're so fucking proud. We hope that when you listen, you feel like you're just hanging out with friends, driving around & talking nonsense.

Triple digits baby, and we're just getting started!

-Kasey <3

#supernatural #podcast #idlingintheimpala #spnfamily #sam winchester #dean winchester #spn love #100 subscribers #holy cow #pinch us #we're dreaming

[s-aint-elmo]

Falin has been nearsighted since she was little, and has a habit of squinting when she's looking at things. —Delicious in Dungeon World Guide: The Adventurer's Bible

she should have been at the optometrist's

(ID in alt text)

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #falin touden #marcille donato #laios touden #doodles #mine #falin's closed eyes canonically just being squinting is one of the funniest word of god additions to a story ever #noticing how she started keeping them open post-rez n being like ''wow that's such a cool way to introduce a disconnect between the falin w #heard of n the falin we're meeting now. i wonder how this plays into the dragon thing'' and it's just. it's just. She Can See Now #i do think if she ever did get glasses they'd be no use bc she doesn't like wearing them. marcille has to wrestle them onto her face #after wrestling them out of laios's hands #protip: they're in their flashback designs bc that chapter is burned into my brain permanently. laimar one-sided enemies to besties + #farcille cheek-pinching as a love language 5ever

[butchhansolo]

in my head tup and hunter are on opposite ends of the hair care routine spectrum out of the clones with non-regulation lengths like tup is 12 steps to soft silky locks hunter meanwhile rubs bar soap into that shit and calls it a day. they meet once n hunter says yeah soap is soap and tup lets out a little whimper

#hunter wouldnt mind using dish soap in a pinch like king thats a degreaser. shit that would make tup start crying #shit i was thinking about while doing that tup painting #the bad batch #the clone wars #tup #hunter #tbb #tbb hunter #the bad batch hunter #tcw tup #the clone wars tup #clone trooper tup #clone trooper hunter #.txt

[jcams88]

I mean this was just MASTERFULLY done. 10/10. No notes.

#the fall of the house of usher #carla gugino #mike flannigan #us politics #spoilers #the fall of the house of usher spoilers #saw him in the pictures #wasn't expecting this one though #now lets hope his deal is coming to an end #FINGERS CROSSED EVERYONE #may he go out like perry #i'd also take freddie in a pinch

[babyblueetbaemonster]

Local Alchemist needed to be stopped.

My formula of restore fatigue:

Spring salad: lettuce, radish, potato, (optional: apple, orange, watermelon). Unfortunately it has Burden side effect. (if choose orange, you'll get a bonus Shield effect) Can also side with Ranch dressing: cheese wedge, leek, onion, garlic. And this one has Damage Agility side effect. It can be fix by removing the garlic.

Potato soup: potato, garlic, leek. This recipe has Frost Shield side effect. Perfect choice for a cold weather.

Corn salsa: corn, tomato, onion, garlic. Unfortunately it has Damage Agility side effect, but you can get Detect Life in the process.

Grilled cheese sandwich: bread loaf, cheese wedge, cheese wheel. Unfortunately it has Damage Agility side effect. I should have removed the cheese wedge. Sorry Baurus :(

Classic ham sandwich: bread loaf, cheese wedge, ham, lettuce. Unfortunately this recipe also has Damage Agility side effect, but bonus Fire Shield woohoo!

Gyudon: beef, onion, rice

Mix berries: blackberry, strawberry, (we only have two kinds of berries?) (optional: apple, orange, pear). Actually, don't put apple or pear in it. They will cause Damage Health.

Crabby corn soup: crab, corn, onion. You can add cheese wedge for bonus Fire Shield (and Damage Agility) effect.

Chili con carne: beef (/boar meat /mutton /venison), onion, garlic, tomato. Side effect is Detect Life. (Beef flavor will grant you Shield effect. Unfortunately Boar meat will have burden side effect and Venison is Damage Health)

Pumpkin pie: pumpkin, sweetcake (/flour /sweetroll). Unfortunately both flour and sweetroll has Damage Personality side effect

Carrot cake: carrot, sweet cakes

Strawberry cheesecake: strawberry, cheese wedge, flour (/sweetcake /sweetroll). The flour version has Reflect Damage side effect. I highly recommend it.

#tes #oblivion #hero of kvatch #baurus #tes oc #oc: acelta #oblivion alchemy could be full of flavor and nonsense #i don't have any mushroom recipe bc i'm not sure about the flavors #but it's cool to know most shroom in oblivion is safe to eat (the first alchemy effect is restore stuff #i love how the 3rd era folks incorporated food in their potions #but my recipes are not perfect for i lack some good ingredients like salt and pepper and butter and cream and broth and vanilla extract... #can i season it afterwards? just a pinch of salt? or sugar? or sauce? #can i put two different flavor of potions in a shaker and make two balanced flavor potions? like drink them in one go? #most potions are made by distillation methods (with alembic and retort) so the flavor probably is subtle #i watch some show with bartender use this rotary evaporator to distill drink ingredients #and the final product is clear liquid with a hint of it's original flavor #so maybe that's what oblivion potion is like. some flavored water #wait... is- is potion like some kind of wired flavor soda? #as a alchemy 100 mad lad i can make potion from a single ingredient so i can literately make a ham water of restore fatigue

[intoxpetting]

Things are intense/stressful right now (mostly in a good way) but here’s a little video of me high af the other day sniffing poppers and pumping 🩷❤️💚

#it’s been a Lot #but mostly good #this is me #cnc free use #forced intox #intox play #intoxication play #cnc k!nk #weed intox #bd/sm kink #rough cnc #weed kink #intox cnc #weed girls #girls who smoke weed #nipple pumping #nipple pinching

[coffeebrownn]

#pasta! #pastaaa!!! #winterfield #chris redfield #ethan winters #rolando elba #re #resident evil #OK BUT STILL CHRIS CAN'T COOK he uses chef boyardee but he added a pinch of sugar because of rolando #THIS MAN I CNA'T *SOBBING** #my art #comic #it was a doodle at first but i kinda like it so i cleaned everything up #re8

[marlynnofmany]

Irrational Attachment

I directed the delivery guy to put the last high-tech crate next to the others in our very full cargo bay, and I breathed a quiet sigh of relief. This was a big order. I noted the final count with a good old-fashioned Earth pencil.

The delivery guy, a fellow human much beefier than I was, smirked at the pencil and clipboard. “Really living in the space age, there,” he said. “Don’t you guys have tablets and scanners?”

“Oh sure,” I replied. “But one has a cracked screen and the other's got a faulty battery. You know how it is.”

His response was eclipsed by the arrival of the sparkly purple conglomeration of limbs that was my coworker Zhee. I was used to bug aliens by now, but I was amused to see the brawny human edge back a step.

Zhee didn’t notice. “What is ‘pack bonding’?” he demanded, clicking to a stop and looking at the two of us expectantly. “They were telling jokes that made little sense.” He waved a pincher arm over his shoulder. “Then it occurred to me that I have a pair of qualified humans here I can ask. Why do people joke about humans caring too much?”

The delivery guy straightened up, all bluster. “Oh, it’s a bunch of radiator wash, really. Lots of species are social. Really, we wouldn’t all have space ships out here if everybody couldn’t cooperate!”

“Well, sure,” I said. “But there’s a difference between cooperating and getting attached. Didn’t you have a teddy bear as a kid?”

“Yeah, as a kid,” he scoffed. “We’re talking about grownups here.”

“Grownups do it too,” I told him, barreling on as he started to object. “We give names and personalities to ships and cars and space probes. We put googly eyes on machinery, and keep pet rocks. We build people out of snow, lending them our own clothes, and we’re sad when they melt away. We have ancient history of granting a bear military rank, and recent history of doing the same to a cleaning droid. We care about things.”

He was still shaking his head and looking stubborn, so I pulled the pencil from my pocket. I held it in front of his face with an intense stare.

“I can tell you that this pencil’s name is Steven,” I said. “Then I can do this—” I snapped it in half. “—And I can watch a little bit of you die inside.”

His expression was that of a person shaken to his core. “What the f— Why would you do that??”

I looked down at the broken pencil. “You can’t tell me humans don’t care.”

Zhee clicked a pincher. “But it’s just a pencil.”

“It was,” I said. “Now it’s Steven.” I pulled a roll of tape from a different pocket. “And now I have to nurse him back to health and apologize.”

~~~

The ongoing backstory of the main character in this book. No pencils were (permanently) harmed in the creation of today's story. 

#my writing #the Token Human #humans are weird #pack bonding #when everything is friend-shaped #apologies to Steven the pencil #I got that bit from a gifset of a show I don't watch #it was Memorable #I've been wanting to use it in something ever since #and it's a perfect example of claiming an inanimate object as Part Of The Pack #haso #hfy #humans are space orcs #aliens #eiad #also I'm aware that the proper word for mantis arms is 'pincer' not pincher #but I maintain that it's a stupid word #and the narrating character agrees with me #they're pinchers #they pinch #and the etymology says it's the same root word anyways #so nyah #take that spellcheck #rant over

[lightninginapuddle]

Took me two months to think about this, but when season 2 starts:

- Ed has no idea where Stede is at that point but he clearly isn't onThe Revenge.

- last time Ed saw Lucius alive was right before he pushed him off the ship. Ed probably thinks Lucius is dead.

- the crew aside from Jim and Frenchie were all marooned. I don't think Ed has Stede being with them on his bingo card either.

But then! In episode 3, Ed spends the entire episode in the gravy basket with Hornigold who he hates. He also tries to kill him multiple times but it never takes as he keeps ressucitating. Sounds like a bad trip.

But wait! Ed's between life and death, and he's been talking to himself the whole time. And to conclude his trip in the basket, Stede is here but he's a merman now.

But then! Ed wakes up in episode 4 to :

- Stede holding his hand and standing right above him (just two seconds ago he had a tail! If real Stede with actual legs is here... what the hell is he doing here?!)

- the entire crew being on the ship and Roach offering him a sandwich (when did they get here?!)

- Lucius very much alive (did he ressucitate too?!)

It's such a mindfuck. And not just because of what happened in the gravy basket. I wouldn't know what was real or not if I were him either.

"You're not a fucking mermaid"

Astute, all things considered.

#ofmd #like my dude I get it #I would be sooooooo confused #heck the headbutt could've been Ed trying to pinch himself to see if this was real but only being able to do that using his head instead #can you tell I wrote this instead of sleeping? #I'm afraid of posting this when my brain is leaking out of my ears but who cares #nobody will read this most probably #our flag means death #ed teach #my belovEd #and then Buttons turned into a bird too #Ed is straight up not having a good time bro

[sincerely-sofie]

Twig buffers for a minute at this revelation and then says “Well, duh. You’re super old. Of course it would take work to look like you’re not ready to keel over at any second.”

Celebi laughs so hard she completely ruins the wing she was drawing and Dusknoir sulks for the rest of the day.

#The size of the loaned mascara is open to interpretation #please imagine Celebi wrangling a mascara brush the length of her arm #or Dusknoir using a brush so small he has to pinch it a finger and thumb together to hold it #also be grateful I decided to scrap a gag where Dusknoir’s chest-eyes were wearing false lashes #the image was cursed and I burned it immediately upon completion #stuff by sofie #the present is a gift au #pmd2 #pmd eos #pmd explorers #pmd sky #pmd #pokémon mystery dungeon #pmd dusknoir #pmd grovyle #pmd celebi #pmd darkrai #future trio

[dailydegurechaff]

Today's Daily Degurechaff is… happy st. patricks day

#dailydegurechaff #unfortunately her uniform is green so you can't use the 'not wearing green' excuse in order to pinch her cheeks

[gjdraws]

will all artists have to go back to sharing stuff through mailing lists now? since that seems the last bastion of CANNOT SCRAPE THAT ONE

#i hate being old and remembering the internet when it WAS A GOOD PLACE #to be clear ai is a tool and has tremendous potential if the corpodicks weren't using it to pinch pennies #chatter #deliberating on whether to backup and pull this blog or not #or go back to ye older upload sloghtly burned images

[ocean-in-my-witchy-soul]

Hail Loki

A trans devotional prayer ===

Hail to the shaper of flesh and bone Who urges my feet to freedom Who guides my hands to joy Who inspires my lips into prayer

Hail to the breaker of prisons Who shifts and constructs their shape so easily Who fills me with the reverent act of Creation Who holds me steady with every dose Hail to the Othered god Who keeps me in his arms as I tremble with nerves Who strengthens my resolve with self-knowledge Who demands my work and my growth in my journey Hail to the guardian of queers Who welcomes the different before her Who leads us to rest in our selves Who gives us the words to ask our Questions Hail to the one who loves me Who takes me for who I am Who walks with me where I'm at Who encourages me to be my full self Hail, Loki, in all your shapes Bless me and be with me on this day And every one after ==

© ocean-in-my-witchy-soul

Anyone can use this prayer in your personal practice if it speaks to you. I'd be honored.

#Loki #loki deity #lokean #heathenry #prayers #norse paganism #devotionals #trans prayers #queer prayers #queer heathenry #trans witchcraft #queer witchcraft #trans witch #queer witch #trans heathenry #my personal practice #personal note: i take my t shots on saturdays (loki's unofficial day) and ask him to be with me as I do #they steady my hand as i draw the oil and help the needle go through cleanly and painlessly #it's been not much more than a pinch to take my shot and i've had minimal bleeding #and no bruising even when i got my needles mixed up and used the *smaller* one to draw the oil and the *bigger* one to inject! #so i feel like they're watching over me #it makes me feel good

[the-ashenstreaked-doctor]

Space Bat…. I think Doc makes a good one!

Bonus first doodle:

#the ashen-streaked doctor #visage: my art #fallen london #fallen london oc #he is just a little (big) beastie #still has his bad leg of course. and of COURSE he still has his cane! #tho he can also walk using his wings as support so the cane would be more bc he likes it #glasses are held in place by being pinched around the snout #he probably wears a chain on them sometimes too so if they fall it’s not far #also if I need to tag this as anything lmk!

[intoxpetting]

debating how much of the grocery fund to spend on groceries and how much to spend on alcohol today 👀

just a few small errands to do this morning, probably a walk. so I’m smoking and pumping first 😵‍💫😍

once I’m done then I’m gonna have edibles and edge all day 🩷

#intoxpet personal #intoxpet #this is me #cnc free use #cnc k!nk #forced intox #intox play #rough cnc #intoxication play #weed intox #bd/sm kink #intox cnc #weed kink #nipple pinching #nipple pumping #t1t torture #big t1ts #massive breasts #intox kink #intoxication kink #curvy brunette

[acrosstobear]

mickschumacher Here are a couple of pictures from my adventures. Had an amazing time in Australia! Take care everyone 🤙

#f1 #formula 1 #mick schumacher #off season 2022 #mick uses socials like a real boy #I AM MUNCHING ON HIM #RUNNING MY FINGERS THEOUGH HIS HAIR #PINCHING HIS CHEEKS