#poor Kakashi

[skykashi]

How would Kakashi react to “Would you love me if I was a worm?”

Like this

Lol, fr tho, I think it would depend on his mood at the time but he'd mostly take it as an opportunity for trolling, like... " A worm?? 😬 that would be tough, I can't really kiss a worm, you know... because of all the germs and stuff, you wouldn't want me to get sick would you? So if you really love me, you would let me go, right? But if you really insist, I guess I won't have a choice 🤷🏻‍♀️ I'll kiss your germy slimy worm lips and get sick, I'm so selfless like that. And then I won't be able to go to missions or train or leave the house and I would get weaker and weaker and then I would feel useless because I won't be able to protect you or my students and y'all could get hurt and I'd blame myself because I was too weak to protect you 😞 then I would get so depressed and wouldn't get a chance to heal because we won't stop kissing then I would die, but that's alright because then you could eat my corpse, worms eat corpses, don't they? So that's fine, you can have my corpse, you can even invite all your little worm friends and have a feast together, my treat because I'm generous like that ^ ^ "

#lmao 😂😂😂😂😂 #poor Kakashi #I'm not sure if I should add tw but just in case #tw: death #kakashi #hatake kakashi #kakashi hatake #my asks #sky answers #kakashi x reader #ish

[itischeese]

Modern AU Obito has a special interest in philosophy and got a little too invested in Rousseau. He'll idly comment that "man is born free, but everywhere is in chains," over breakfast.

He faked his death when he was twelve and hasn't stopped lying since. He stalks his old group-project member, up to and including watching him sleep. He looked at him a little too long once, had a bi crisis, and tried to light himself on fire.

He started the tide pod challenge. Every comment he leaves on social media starts with "erm actually...." He seasons his food with silica gel. There is a warrant out for his arrest in 7 countries, and he's working on the eighth. He lived like Diogenes for a month and saw a marked improvement in quality of life.

He almost gets arrested for shoplifting but he gets away fine after killing all the cops. He borrows money and gaslights the person he borrowed it from while using it all at a gumball machine. He was arrested for the cop-murder and refused when offered a lawyer. He represented himself in court and got off with a clean record and a head pat.

The world will end the day he reads Leviathan. He has no sense of boundaries and will grab others at any given time and just start talking. All his friends hate him.

#uchiha obito #I'm right and you know it #obito uchiha #kakaobi #poor kakashi #one group project with a guy and suddenly you're being stalked for life #nurt #naruto #obikaka #naruto modern au #kakaobi modern au #obito meta #???

[huskymaine]

“Bijuu Breeder”

Art and caption from 八重畫夜 on lofter, they allow properly credited, non-derivative reposts according to creative commons BY-NC-ND 2.5. The original source is linked as the content source of this post.  

Bonus meme :

#hatake kakashi #kakashi #uchiha obito #obito #nohara rin #rin #namikaze minato #minato #team minato #team minato tragedy #I think it's a tradition at this point #destructive chakra boost for Team Minato except Kakashi #poor Kakashi #it's a wonder that he didn't abhor hate toward Bijuu #even jokes with Kurama cheerfully #independent post

[mercymccann]

The most accurate picture of team7 I have ever seen 

#poor kakashi #naruto #naruto shippuden #kakashi #kakashi hatake #hatake kakashi #kakashi sensei #team 7 naruto #anime #naruto uzumaki #sakura #team 7 #sauske uchiha #uchiha sasuke #haruno sakura #sakura haruno

[madmanwonder]

(Ask) Who is the unlucky soul that Anko has her eyes on?

"Inu-chan~" Anko replied licking her lips in a malicious lust as she eyed the one-eyed silver-haired jonin who stopped and shuddered in unexplain fear spreading across his frame like a winter cold.

#naruto #anko mitarashi #kakashi hatake #anon ask #shipping post #shipping ask #kakanko #poor kakashi #anko is a predator #kakashi is a prey

[kakashihasibs]

There was one moment where Kakashi was tending to Sakura and the Sage of 6 paths was just floating there like "hmmm these boys of mine" and just poor kakashi he is literally the ONLY normal person conscious in the whole entire world and he's got basically ninja god grumbling about his pain in the ass sons, who are also kinda his students, who are also practically ninja gods themselves. Like girl come on Sakura you cant leave him like this. You gotta wake up.

#poor kakashi #kakashi hatake #i love him #ben watches naruto

[byakkun0]

#team 7 naruto #naruto #naruto shippuden #sakura haruno #naruto uzumaki #kakashi hakate #team 7 fanart #my art <3 #poor kakashi

[graysbullshit]

another excerpt from my narusasu fanfic, because i broke down laughing once i read the very last words lol

"He went home after that, made himself some dinner, left something for his dad in case he hadn’t already eaten and sat down on the cold tatami floor. It was in moments like this that became painfully obvious how absolutely fucked he was. He was a man in love with a man, his dad was a beloved hero that half the town avoided because he would not stop talking about the war crimes the also beloved organization he used to be a part of had done, he had almost lost an eye fighting his stupid bestfriend for a stupid reason, he was in love with a man, he and his father’s relationship was crumbling right before him, he had crazy selfsteem, he was in love with a man, he was a genius that couldn’t put that mind to work at all, held himself to such high standards that sometimes it felt like he was going to run out of oxygen and he was in love with a man. If all of that wasn’t already enough to make you pity him, perhaps you should consider the fact that the man he was in love with happened to be the sweetest, most caring and kind person in the entire world and he was… well, he was Hatake Kakashi."

Pray for my boy Kakashi, because i am putting him THROUGH IT lol

#naruto fanfic #naruto fanfiction #kakairu #kakashi hatake #narusasu #fanfic writting #fanfic #honestly #lol #naruto uzumaki #sasunaru #that ending was so funny to me for some reason #poor kakashi #he will survive this #iruka umino #kakashi x iruka #writting #i suppose

[damnitgabrieldoyourjob]

Funny Conductivity Blurbs

Kaida: what if I just, pulled a Tobirama?

Kakashi, has no idea what that might mean: Don’t.

Later

Kaida, surrounded by destruction: I pulled a Tobirama

#The Conductivity of Water AU #Kaida #Poor Kakashi #Pulling a Tobirama #just means doing inadvisable research on probably inadvisable things #Kakashi now has a deep hatred for Zombies

[wasyago]

hinata 🤲🤲🤲🤲🤲

#[looking at the that one kakashi drawing] talk about favorite angles huh #anyways HER 😭😭😭 my poor girl they did her dirty #naruto #hinata hyuga #my art #sketch

[brighteuphony]

Gonna try an experiment. Followup to this

#naruto #haruno sakura #kakashi #kksk #kakasaku #poor sakura cant read #kakashi has to help #its a horrible situation for everyone involved /s #gonna see if tumblr can play nice

[violetvelourr]

I’m sorry but I’ve been raving about this for a while (I know, poor baby, but damn…) and I need you to join me 🙈

I have seen the anime version but had no idea it was in the manga too 🤭

Sadly, I don’t know what the source is - I tried finding it but no luck.

I mean obviously it’s colored manga, but fan-made or original - no idea. I have a bunch of well-wishers who like to dump things like that on me occasionally and don’t admit where they got it from 🤭

#Kakashi #stitching himself on the go #poor baby #still hot af #the fact that seeing a fraction of his bare body gets me so hyped 🙈 #the V line!! #why in both pictures the belly button is hidden?? #such a tease

[natbrooks-art]

their “this is him” pics

#kakashi keeps his in his flak jacket on missions #again with my 'please god let anyone but specifically these two have had custody of poor naruto' AU #kakashi #iruka #kakairu #hatake kakashi #umino iruka #naruto #naruto shippuden #shit nat draws

[r--kt]

funny how Obito wants so badly to prevent whatever he expects from Kakashi, that there's this "damn, he's going to kill me" emotion. poor baby, just what did he scare you with so much?

CH 239.

#gosh I need to know why Kakashi's “he's going to kill me” type of bully #my mean little shit #poor Obito #obito uchiha #kakashi hatake #kakaobi #obikaka

[madmanwonder]

Ask (Crossover au): How would Sakura (Naruto) react if Oscar friendzoned her?

Sakura: Kakashi-sensei need a good workout.

#rwby #oscar pine #naruto #sakura haruno #crossover au #crossover au ask #meme post #meme ask #got friendzone meme #got friendzone #friendzone #poor kakashi

[kakashihasibs]

"A sloppy man. That was his first impression of his new tutor. Sleepy, goat-like eyes; messy hair. Mild, low voice, and a strangely laidback way of speaking."

I love this description of kakashi

#a sloppy man ajskdldldjd #poor kakashi #kakashi retsuden #ben reads naruto