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happy valentine’s day~🎃
#i’m sorry but gerard has to be dying here#franks small but you know he’s fucking solid#like deceptively hefty#how on earth did he keep singing#poor bby probably WHEEZED#gerard#gerard way#gee way#gerard way wednesday#ft mikey + ray#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#frnkiero#frnkie#mcrmy#mcr5#my chemical romance#my chem#ilhsm
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masterpost of random epic dnf moments
i find so much comfort in these posts that just contain links to loads and loads of epic clips so i wanted to make one of my favourite george&dream moments :’)... this took me several days okay.
in no particular order whatsoever
(♥♥♥) “so...dream.” “what?” “um, hello.” “hi”
(♡♡♡) “george!” “yeah?” “HEY 😁”
(♥♥♥) “that is actually george’s fish” “oh what? i will keep it safe” (bonus: giving fish back)
(♡♡♡) “you two and your inside jokes, you guys are such good friends”
(♥♥♥) “i saw an interesting donation on your stream”
(♡♡♡) “trust me. george - i’m handling it.”
(♥♥♥) “i’m not gonna be hurt if dream is next to me”
(♡♡♡) “you’re making me laugh it’s not even fair!”
(♥♥♥) “i shot you once” “no you shot me multiple times”
(♡♡♡) “oh that’s so hot”
(♥♥♥) “what you gonna do, fight me?”
(♡♡♡) “dream has my number because dream needs me sometimes”
(♥♥♥) “stop you’re hurting me” “i’m hurting you?”
(♡♡♡) “i’m very similar to george so i probably won't like it”
(♥♥♥) “i said i’m in the hot tub right now, he said ‘prove it’”
(♡♡♡) “dream stop killing me!”
(♥♥♥) “i’ve always wanted to explore my sexuality”
(♡♡♡) “this is what happens when you fall down my trap”
(♥♥♥) “i’m so used to having your attention 24/7″
(♡♡♡) “why are you so mean dream?”
(♥♥♥) “you know who reminds me of nemo? george”
(♡♡♡) “first thing’s first-” “i’m the realest”
(♥♥♥) “come hide with me”
(♡♡♡) “he looks so handsome, look at him, look at george”
(♥♥♥) “oh george” “oh dream”
(♡♡♡) “you love me?” “yes, i do”
(♥♥♥) “be careful george”
(♡♡♡) “you’re laughing at every different word i say”
(♥♥♥) “can i have the sword dream?” “say that you love me”
(♡♡♡) “just hug me george”
(♥♥♥) “i’m the mememan, my milk is delicious”
(♡♡♡) “george i’m gonna blow up - come with me”
(♥♥♥) “you couldn’t see what dream was doing”
(♡♡♡) “george is easily a top 10 mcc player”
(♥♥♥) “what would you say my weakness is?” “me”
(♡♡♡) “we were getting this computer repair guy - oh my god”
(♥♥♥) “every time you get near me you just get all red”
(♡♡♡) “you would follow me down here”
(♥♥♥) “dream is a simp for me” “yeah”
(♡♡♡) “nice dream!”
(♥♥♥) “smile - you see him everyday”
(♡♡♡) “you deserve punishment george”
(♥♥♥) “what are you doing george?” “i’m on twitter”
(♡♡♡) “george george george you look amazing george”
(♥♥♥) “you don’t have to follow me everywhere”
(♡♡♡) “get away from dream!”
(♥♥♥) “we’re in the stars”
(♡♡♡) thirdwheelboyhalo
(♥♥♥) “dream is so delightful”
(♡♡♡) “DREAM LET’S GO!”
(♥♥♥) “follow me, i’ll follow you actually - just take me”
(♡♡♡) “dream...” “i had to george, i had to”
(♥♥♥) “i trust my dream”
(♡♡♡) “you don’t brag about your looks”
(♥♥♥) “george just tell me you love me”
(♡♡♡) “someone said ‘dream do you think george is cute’?”
(♥♥♥) “kiss george” “that’s a pretty good forfeit”
(♡♡♡) “a plane ticket to dream’s house”
(♥♥♥) “okay that was pretty pog”
(♡♡♡) “i’ve been too focused on george”
(♥♥♥) little compilation
(♡♡♡) “why’d you say it like that?”
(♥♥♥) “dream’s trying to kill me, he’s killing me!”
(♡♡♡) “if you won, what would be your first date with george?”
(♥♥♥) “we do everything together”
(♡♡♡) “answer my question!”
(♥♥♥) “oh. yeah. but george too.”
(♡♡♡) “if you win, you have to kiss dream!”
(♥♥♥) “dream... i’m messing up” “oh are you still streaming?”
(♡♡♡) “be careful”
(♥♥♥) suspicious dancing
(♡♡♡) “don’t be greedy george”
(♥♥♥) just... this whole edit
(♡♡♡) “george is mine, go away”
(♥♥♥) “dreeeaaaaam i know you wanna help”
(♡♡♡) “george you’re a genius, george kiss me!”
(♥♥♥) “he was wearing like an oversized dream smile hoodie”
(♡♡♡) george compilation 10/10
(♥♥♥) “i don’t wanna hear you laugh”
(♡♡♡) “whenever dream tries to get a new speed run record he just disappears for a month”
(♥♥♥) laughing face to face
(♡♡♡) “can i have some stuff?”
(♥♥♥) “geoorrgeeee”
(♡♡♡) “he lives in your head actually rent free”
(♥♥♥) “you know quite often we just know what we’re talking about?”
(♡♡♡) “now it backfired because george knows me”
(♥♥♥) “he’s small it’s different”
(♡♡♡) “COME HERE GEORGE!”
(♥♥♥) “you can be my valentine if you want george”
(♡♡♡) “no mom no he broke up with me” (bonus: “george denied me”)
(♥♥♥) “just explain your reasoning for denying me” “you didn't mean it”
(♡♡♡) “goodnight george, goodnight gogy”
(♥♥♥) “dream just saved something from snapchat!”
(♡♡♡) “i’m breaking you out!”
(♥♥♥) “you’ll get punished george"
(♡♡♡) “guys this is like the cutest photo of george ever”
(♥♥♥) “guys i’m opening a new business” “selling george pictures?”
(♡♡♡) “don’t attack the wolf dream i’m not there to save you”
(♥♥♥) “you were like ‘you have to praise me now for 5 minutes’”
(♡♡♡) “why don’t you think i’m here?”
(♥♥♥) “we were playing geoguessr the other day”
(♡♡♡) “i am wheezing and dying and george is dying with me”
(♥♥♥) “you used to get mad at me for placing blocks beneath myself”
(♡♡♡) “you have to clip that” “no”
(♥♥♥) “c’mere”
(♡♡♡) “i almost died, water me!”
(♥♥♥) “me and george”
(♡♡♡) “i wouldn’t want to do it unless he’s here”
(♥♥♥) “me and george were literally holding hands in the hallway”
(♡♡♡) “you should get negative points if you’re an idiot”
(♥♥♥) “kiss”
(♡♡♡) “i thought you might want to confess something”
(♥♥♥) “we’ve been talking to each other for 10 hours?”
(♡♡♡) “i’m not here to disappoint you or anything”
(♥♥♥) “mimic my yawn, that means you love me you know that right?”
(♡♡♡) “i’m not helping you this round” “i need you”
(♥♥♥) “we’re literally on a boat”
(♡♡♡) “you’re so ridiculous”
(♥♥♥) “i fell asleep in a call with george”
(♡♡♡) “wow george you’re great”
(♥♥♥) “dream just went 👉🏻👉🏻”
(♡♡♡) “yessss let’s go” “wait let me pick you up!”
(♥♥♥) “dream sort this out!” “alright wait turn around”
(♡♡♡) “you have pretty privilege”
(♥♥♥) “george i have something that will cheer you up george”
(♡♡♡) “i’ve been by your side since the beginning george”
(♥♥♥) “sitting here forced to drink water, it has absolutely no flavour”
(♡♡♡) “gives back i’ll be good” “no no you won’t”
(♥♥♥) “don’t worry. i’m here george”
(♡♡♡) “dream say hi” “hi”
(♥♥♥) “so george why are you laying in bed while you’re talking to dream?”
(♡♡♡) “where did george go, george is not found”
(♥♥♥) “come over here greg i will save the day” “francis!”
(♡♡♡) “that’s not what you told me last night”
(♥♥♥) “please just swim drive the boat drive the boat”
(♡♡♡) “before i even met you, you had this ginormous impact”
(♥♥♥) “you’re not worthless george we love you”
(♡♡♡) “george is like the biggest idiot”
(♥♥♥) “alright fine i’ll play one more”
(♡♡♡) “you see george everywhere. you see what you wanna see”
(♥♥♥) “guess united kingdom because someone you love lives there”
(♡♡♡) “george don’t leave me”
(♥♥♥) “you say bolivia george?”
(♡♡♡) “why are you so feral?”
(♥♥♥) “you’re an idiot” “you’re the one who’s screaming to do it”
(♡♡♡) “”you’re so oh my god” “you’re so annoying”
(♥♥♥) “i trust you so m-so often”
(♡♡♡) “now i have you right where i want you”
(♥♥♥) “heads” “alright it was heads”
(♡♡♡) “george you’re the hottest piece of ass in dreamhunt”
(♥♥♥) “you said ‘just woke up’ and i said ‘me too, in sync bby’”
(♡♡♡) “dnf arc? yeah maybe”
(♥♥♥) *george shooting dnf into wall on csgo*
(♡♡♡) “george and dream’s brotherly relationship is so iconic”
(♥♥♥) “you can’t 👹LEAVE👹 it’s not allowed”
(♡♡♡) “oh we’re finishing each other’s sentences right now”
(♥♥♥) “you said you were gonna what, kiss me or something like that?”
(♡♡♡) “do you have a song that makes you think of dream?”
(♥♥♥) “here george take this take this george”
(♡♡♡) “hey dream” “hey george”
(♥♥♥) “do you have a crush on dream?” “yes, go on”
(♡♡♡) “i am proud of you” “wow thank you dream”
(♥♥♥) “1 dollar every hour” “for how many hours?”
(♡♡♡) “i clicked skip whoops - wait, where are all my balls?”
(♥♥♥) “get out of here GET OUUUUTTTT”
(♡♡♡) “i’m sleeping for at least 8 hours” “but then we’re gonna be out of sync again”
(♥♥♥) “this is actually disgusting, come to me where are you”
(♡♡♡) “thank you baby... oh no” “WHAT?”
(♥♥♥) “yeah i love dream so much”
(♡♡♡) “yes that is exactly what i was thinking dream”
(♥♥♥) “dream” “hi” “hello i’m streaming” “hi”
(♡♡♡) “mm poor little george”
(♥♥♥) “do you have fifty dollars?”
(♡♡♡) “please please half a heart half a heart!”
(♥♥♥) “that’s okay you wanna be near me, that’s fine”
(♡♡♡) “you would know all about the simp handbook wouldn’t you”
(♥♥♥) “please i need you” “i do need you”
(♡♡♡) “kill him!...or her.. or it..”
(♥♥♥) “cause he’s little gogy”
(♡♡♡) “do your parents know about gream?”
(♥♥♥) just... cuteness
(♡♡♡) “wait george my minecraft’s starting my minecraft’s starting”
(♥♥♥) “te amo sueno”
(♡♡♡) “yeah that was my idea” “yeah just like last night”
(♥♥♥) “you can just say he’s a bottom”
(♡♡♡) this entire video
(♥♥♥) “why are you leaving me?” “alright fine”
(♡♡♡) “george you look good in a suit”
(♥♥♥) “i have a present for george!”
(♡♡♡) “why don’t you want to facetime me?” “i haven’t shaved”
(♥♥♥) “dream’s killing me, why are you killing me?”
(♡♡♡) “george i thought you were going to choose me”
(♥♥♥) “you wanna watch a beautiful sunset? just for you dream”
(♡♡♡) “we don’t text that much” “we text everyday”
(♥♥♥) “georgie poooo come here”
(♡♡♡) “oh beat me dream beat me”
(♥♥♥) “you are so impressive dream”
(♡♡♡) “i just ran for like a million hours”
(♥♥♥) “mydic--kslong has subscribed, thank you..”
(♡♡♡) all of these moments are too funny
(♥♥♥) “dreeaaaam! loooook!” “oh he’s cute”
(♡♡♡) “oh george~” “this is scary”
(♥♥♥) “george do that water drop sound”
(♡♡♡) “why is everyone saying ‘george explain the text?’”
(♥♥♥) “why are you saying it like that?” “that’s how you said it”
(♡♡♡) “i’m going to my secret stash”
(♥♥♥) “it said ‘name a dessert’” “you should’ve put me”
(♡♡♡) “i need to come” “you wanna come?”
(♥♥♥) “i have missed your face!”
(♡♡♡) just.. this entire video
(♥♥♥) more on george sleep talking
(♡♡♡) “that’s the same height difference between me and you george”
(♥♥♥) “you’re doing extremely well george. just calm down.”
(♡♡♡) “george~” “stOP. stop it”
(♥♥♥) “i know dream loves me a lot but unfortunately i don’t love him back”
(♡♡♡) “it’s fun to make him more afraid”
(♥♥♥) “someone said ‘dream do you think george is cute?’”
(♡♡♡) “oh we know george we know how hot you are”
(♥♥♥) “dream has friendship hacks”
(♡♡♡) “let’s watch a movie” feat. sapnap
(♥♥♥) “the only man i’m into is george”
(♡♡♡) “you broke my heart dream by....breaking my heart”
(♥♥♥) “keep lying to him george”
(♡♡♡) dream team not dnf but i love this so watch it plz
(♥♥♥) “you turn your camera off to sneeze? it’s okay we love you”
(♡♡♡) “dance with me dream”
(♥♥♥) “dweaaaam pleaseeee”
(♡♡♡) “it’s fine dream, i’ll stream another day” “waaaaaaah!”
(♥♥♥) “i just wanna talk to you”
(♡♡♡) “you’re just like interesting in general george”
(♥♥♥) “when’s my birthday dream?”
(♡♡♡) “here these are for you 🌹”
(♥♥♥) “i love you george”
(♡♡♡) “i’ll fight you in sumo when you’re in my house”
(♥♥♥) “we’re going together aaaaah”
(♡♡♡) “guess what, i had faith in you”
(♥♥♥) “or OR.. we could... kiss?”
(♡♡♡) “i haven’t had my first kiss” “that's a lie, you kissed me”
(♥♥♥) “hey dream give me an ak.... please”
AND OF COURSE THERE ARE SO MANY MORE BUT... i cannot do this any longer therefore the rest are compilations because i cannot do this any longer
(♥♥♥) every time george has said ‘i love you’ (kind of) to dream
(♡♡♡) dreamnotfound moments
(♥♥♥) gaymest moments
(♡♡♡) rare moments
(♥♥♥) wholesome
(♡♡♡) idiot compilation
(♥♥♥) love languages compilation
BONUS: this soulmate compilation...
SO ORIGINAL POST - links wouldn’t work when reblogged because it went over link limit with everyone tagged, so i will reblog with everyone who’s clips i’ve included!
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Hi, sorry for bothering you if ur busy. But could you possibly do a headcanon with the Obey Me! Brothers reacting to their Stone-Cold Face! S/O and their best friend having crackhead moments? I hope this make sense and happy holiday 🤗
Okay this is probably kinda late but here we go
Also feel free to leave an ask anytime
And Happy Holidays :) to you and to everyone
The Brothers reacting their Stone-Cold Faced S/O Having a Crackhead Moment
Lucifer
Well this is a surprise,
He’s quite amused to see this side of his s/o but at the same time ashamed
They better not act this way in public, this is a serious threat to his reputation,
Diavolo thinks it’s quite funny
Lucifer is a bit shocked at first, who would have thought his sweet s/o (without the sweet) can turn into this
He is relieved though to see s/o this happy.
He may be a little upset though, he would like to make them this happy too,
He watches on in both disgust and amusement.
What is this behaviour? What is this?
The jokes and talk between the two friends is kinda concerning,
How do you find half this stuff funny?
“Well Lucifer looks like you have some learning to do”
“No I don’t Diav- PLEASE! What are you doing here?”
Tries to focus on work but can’t due to the conversation going on repeat through his head,
The SCREAMS tho, they echo through the whole HOUSE.
He still can’t believe this, the next day MC is back to normal, like nothing happened.
Now the house seems a little quiet with his beloved s/o’s laughs.
Mammon
“Oi human, don’t start switching personalities like that”
Mammon just can’t quite grasp that this person rolling on the floor who can’t breathe from laughing at the worst joke Mammon has EVER heard was you,
The same person who looks like they have no soul 24/7
Poor guy is a bit freaked out bless him
Mammon, since this a rare occurrence finds that it’s a privilege to see this side of you,
So, he gets quite possessive
“Mammon, tell me again why I can’t go into the common room?”
“Asmo I have told you, MC is in there!”
He gets both jealous and reliant of MC’s best friend, how come they are able to make HIS s/o laugh and not him, but he also falls in love all over again and their laugh.
He’s a bit flustered as he is not used to this side of MC but nevertheless can’t help but grin even as his s/o is on the floor mouthing “help” bc they can’t breathe and clapping their hands like a seal with their mouth wide open
He loves to see their tears of joy streak down their face as they squawk and laugh about Diavolo knows what
But he won’t admit it, when his human is back to normal he’s a bit sad but relieved, he feels like he has unlocked a new part of his one and only and he won’t be willing to share.
Levi
He like a cat which runs of at the slightest of noise,
Levi isnt SCARED but he’s SKITTISH
Who is this person? Definitely not his s/o
Levi was drawn to their calm and stoic nature, this is totally difficult. He can’t help but wish for them to “come back”
His s/o is also spending to much time way to much time with their best friend. He should be MC’s Apple of their eye
He hides in his room until the door is swung open (MC got free room entry privileges) by his laughing s/o who comes to his side and screeches out the conversation they had with their friend.
He’s a bit shocked but ends up feeling more comfortable around you after time
The occasional giggle comes from Levi and he’s gazes lovingly at you,
Then the envy kicks in, HE wants to make you laugh like that, HE wants to be able to bring out this side of you.
It ends however when you stop breathing and silently laugh while falling over in his lap,
The wheezing “help” scares him and he’s left defenceless and confused as he stares down at you.
And then the gasp for breath, this guy seriously has to interact with people more often. He’s SCARED
He’s secretly happy to see you this way, but is relieved to see your normal stone cold face, he’s feels a bit honoured to have seen you that way,
It’s a little secret he is not willing to share with his brothers.
Satan
He’s seen it all, read it all, heard it all and so on,
He was not expecting this, he’s seated on the couch with his books, glancing up with disappointment and shock writer on his face,
The wails and unholy screeches coming from the two writhering lumps on the ground were foreign in this house
He could live with this, a tiny bit childish for his liking, he fell in love with his calm and collected s/o, not this....
...maniacal monster
It’s a bit odd but he doesn’t really mind
He’s still a bit shook but he’s satan, he got a grip on himself pretty quick,
He’s a bit relieved to see this, he’s read that laughter is good for ones soul
And I mean, he wants his world to be happy
It’s different from what he’s used to but it’s a change
Not him jotting down notes of how his s/o best friend makes them laugh
He just wants the best for you ❤️
Asmo
Laughing is good for your skin, you overall health, it’s a form of self care,
So ofc Asmo is relieved to see his S/o laughing
“Oh honey it’s about time you laughed”
But oh my what is that face
He’s a mix between happy that your laughing and slightly concerned for your wrinkles, you won’t get them will you?
Honestly, Asmo is all up for this new you, he thinks your smile and laugh is GORGEOUS
Laugh more for Asmo, he’s loves it.
He will go up to your friend and ask for tips on how to make you laugh though
When you go back to your normal stance, Asmo will probably gaze at you lovingly and with awe, you’re so mysterious~
Attempts to make you laugh again, and will probably call up your bestie to visit for a while,
He’s fallen in love with you again
Beel
He’s taken aback, poor bby
This is so unlike you, where did his s/o go?
Probably goes to Belphie for help, who doesn’t really help
Honestly this little bean is a bit freaked out,
But he gets used to it pretty quick
Soon he’s out here chuckling along to your antics, and watching with pure amusement and love
His brothers find it quite wholesome
Beel really did fall hard
Know Beel thinks that you should laugh all the time, every second of the day, eight days a week, he will attempt to make you laugh
He LOVES it, to see you laugh and lose that cold attitude,
Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t, but that doesn’t matter, to him, as long as he tries
Please smile for Beel
Belphie
He did not sign up for this
He thought being a boyfriend was easy, simple, and he thought he had you all figured out too,
He’s sick and tired and he just wants to sleep, he liked it better when it was quiet
He would be all wrapped up in bed with either you in the room doing whatever you do, or you snuggled up next to him
Now, he’s stuck with listening to the cries of BANSHEES, echoing down the halls
After an hour or two of heading the screams and wheezes and the occasional silent laughter, you come blundering into the room
He feels betrayed, like how DARE you be happy for someone else other than him
Mad belphie hours
He’s going to be glaring at you but also silently inviting you to be by his side
He thinks that he only enjoys your quiet, cold side, but now , he’s not too sure
Maybe he likes the happiness once and a while, maybe he wants to see your face beaming with joy and laughter
It makes you look pure, even when your laughing at the stupidest jokes out there, and when your laugh turns ugly, and when you sitting there with your face all twisted in silent laughter
It’s ugly, but in a good way, it’s beautiful, and he does need a good laugh once and a while
He’s too emo
He needs some more joy in his life
Okay so I kinda strayed a little i think from the original request 🤭, here you go
#obey me#mammon#obey me x mc#obey me x reader#satan#obey me head cannons#Lucifer obey me#Lucifer x reader#belphegor x reader#obey me Lucifer#headcannons#obey me headcannons
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bhah ch6 it’s go time
excitable bby carson is so cute I love that kid
Dani uuuhhh being so in tune w Jamie always is so lovely. and Jamie almost being a bit scared of accepting her kindness when she’s truly hurting is so interesting like I think Dani really is her person but she still can’t fully let down all her walls around her. or tbh probably doesn’t have the emotional capacity to understand how she’s feeling and communicate that properly gah someone pls give her unending emotional support she makes my heart hurt so much
“There was an odd expression on her face that Dani couldn’t place” that’s love babey (i feel like there are a lot of moments like this lol I love seeing this all from Dani’s POV)
oof Dani trying to figure out where she’d ‘misstepped’ bc of a look Karen gave her god she doesn’t deserve this
the way she can make Dani have a fucking panic attack just by being near her ummmmmm I hate her. like i can’t even comment on this bit bc I’m mostly just trying to read it really fast and not reflect too hard
ah sweet Jamie
hmmmm is this the moment Dani falls in love with Jamie please it’s so sweet and casual and literally just Jamie being herself and caring about Dani with her whole heart. no wonder. also the contrast of this with her realising as an adult is beautiful. Dani u poor little confused gay angel
the dirty paperback a staple of all good plotlines
dsfjhdfkjghkjfh when Dani straddles her and Jamie just fucking freezes oh my god this part makes me laugh so much you poor little lesbian
““As you wish,” Jamie said softly.” oh god oh no not the princess bride rn this whole bit is too soft
“Twenty-four hours alone with Jamie in her house, and it was like Dani had suddenly forgotten what the emptiness of it felt like.” oof just. Jamie is her home I can’t even think about that concept too hard it is too beautiful and all-encompassing
Milkshake Monday is so cute I’m gonna make a milkshake on Monday in honour of the O’Mara/Clayton/Taylor gang
Eddie’s “he rested his hand oddly on the ground between them, his palm up and hands loose“ is giving me flashbacks to the only date I ever went on with a man please not this move
aww poor Jamie is jealous (and probably very sadly realising she will never get to be where Eddie is with the handholding and blossoming relationship ouch) (this is also giving me flashbacks stop living inside my brain)
oh my god Jamie sprinting away from David w the paperback i’m dying
aww lil D&D bebes
dfgdjfh “I cast: slap you in the face.” i think he has some points
Eddie and his endless sheets of notes and plans is actually super cute.
Carson wanting to be evil there is somethin to be said abt queer-coded villians and that is that I love them and the gravitational forces they apply to baby gays
god the sibling banter in this is so perfect this is exactly how this wld have gone down w me n my siblings
lmao eddie really is in his element this is so good
god Jamie just... so anxiously awaiting for the only source of stability she’s ever had in her life to return I am emotional
teeny baby mikey. Jamie’s parents are the fucking worst for the ways they treated their kids but I’m so glad Nan can be here for them
why is... jamie so upset?? is this like. it kinda puts the nail in the coffin of the idea of her family being whole again?? is it just because Jamie wasn’t told what’s happening and she feels out of control?? let me see inside ur brain jamie u poor confused angry little bird
ugh now I am thinking about the idea of family and building ur own and getting to choose the people that mean the most to you and it sucks that for some people the families they were born into can’t be that and this is too much for a Sunday afternoon
oh she’s upset by the change of it all (tho like... that’s probably just the easiest part to talk about rn I’m sure it’s a lot of complicated emotions)
the foreshadowing of “I’ll be the one to take care of him”
"She isn't going to just up and leave you alone with a baby, Jamie." genuinely too fragile for this rn
fuck i can just picture extremely sullen teenage Jamie with feelings too big to process properly trying to just survive and sweet understanding Dani giving her a really gentle place to kind of... reflect a bit and work through them. I am. also having feelings too big to process properly. i love that Nan knows Dani is this for her too and probably sent her after her for that exact reason
hhhmnngfhgh washing her hands for her the intricate rituals of it all
“Can just call him ‘Bawbag’ and be done with it.” jesus christ Jamie sdkjfhdkjdghk I am wheezing
Dani giving Mikey the nickname literally means everything to meeeeeeee
Dani picking up pamphlets for Ed and Jamie too is so cute
lmao Dani is like. a boy??? asking me to homecoming???? panic time
Roger’s lil crush on Jamie is so funny bro ur barking up the wrong tree... in the wrong forest... in the wrong hemisphere... lost in space somewhere
Jamie getting to grow her own flowers is so wonderful and Dani recognising this is where she’s the most fulfilled is so lovely (and I finally know where the pressed morning glory from the box is yus)
god Karen is so relentlessly mean to Dani why are u like this
Jesus christ the thought of Dani asking Nan what sodomy is. the heartattack she wld have
woof this like subtle ‘you’ll never be accepted bc it’s just not right’ vibe from Karen in this whole conversation w Judy this is tooooo familiar. no wonder she just keeps repressing it all (should i be using this fic to process my own life probably not)
Jamie taking them to an outdoor picture theatre because Dani mentioned wanting to go one time ow my heart. this is basically their first date no?? flip that’s cute. oh god a horror movie tho sdkjfhdjf Jamie
i think there’s such an interesting thing of Dani and Jamie just... falling into each other in this really uneventful way and their whole relationship being this really full thing without a big realisation of ‘this is what love/romance is’ and is probably half the reason Dani isn’t really able to name it as that?? like i love it and i think it’s so sweet but I wonder if Jamie was ever able to actually say something if that would have finally tipped her tiny lil repressed brain over into realisation???
this whole bit is so sweetly innocent I love it
another day 3 days another emotional rollercoaster of a chapter gbless
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@secret-engima just, I am WHEEZING. Kakashi Panicking because how does he DAD? He can barely TEACH and now he had a PUP?! And just, this being post-Realization that he screwed up with Team 7 and this being one of the ways he mends the broken bridges. (And eventually how Team 7 become Pack.)
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And Cor being COR and Kakashi being a Regret. He wasn’t this bad as a kid (everyone who knew bby!Kakashi: YES YOU WERE)! But poor Cor. Danzo is basically Mors 2.0 and Cor was probably waiting until he was older/skilled enough to kill Danzo because as incompetent as Sarutobi is Danzo is still a TRAITOR. BRAINWASHING KIDS. Cor is getting far too many Besithia flashbacks (and then Orochimaru shows up and WHOOO BOY).
Me: XDDD Kakashi is an Internal Scream. He crashes on Sasuke’s couch just- gibbering internally. Feral Cor Child is watching all these people with paranoid eyes until he eventually figures out that Sasuke is a reincarnation like him (and OH BOY Nyx’s surprise when he finds out Kakashi’s kid is COR THE IMMORTAL. Kakashi finds Nyx’s hysterical laughter in the other room not reassuring in the slightest).
Tiny Cor is ready to Fite Everything. He’s reverted to his most base Fite instincts to survive Danzo and it takes a long time for him to settle down.
Also everyone has to keep an eye on him because he is 100% down for killing Sarutobi for both Danzo and Orochimaru.
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How To Train Your Dragon: Homecoming - Thoughts/Review!
#how to train your dragon#httyd#how to train your dragon: homecoming#httyd homecoming#hiccup haddock#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#astrid hofferson#toothless#light fury#zephyr haddock#nuffink haddock#night lights#hiccstrid#toothless x light fury#ruffrunner#dart#pouncer
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Portal Jacked notes:
- noice, I love boneman. Love seeing more of him
- AN ARTISTÉ
- Omfg his name is Hueso?? That literally means Bone in Spanish 😂 I love it
- Finally a Leo-Centered episode
- Leo’s “Haaaaachi Machi!” Whenever he attempts to “portal” is the funniest thing
- HAHAHAHA whenever Hueso is showing the demonstration of Portal Jacking, all the boys are different shapes as to how their heads are portrayed. I.e: Leo is a triangle, Donnie is a rectangle, Raph is a square, and Mikey is a circle. I love it
- I am a strong believer that Leo has started using so much Spanish because he’s been hanging around Hueso so much
- Leo: *shoves entire ship replica that probably took endless hours to create inside a briefcase that obviously can’t contain it, thus breaking the entire ship model* HELPING✔️
- It’s canon that Todd likes Pizza as he is the favorite customer of the restaurant. What an angel
- Also, Hueso working on his ship replica is a total foreshadow that he used to be a pirate
- OH MY GOD LOOK AT HUESO JR. HUESO IS SUCH A HAPPY BONE POP. LOOK AT THAT FATHER AND SON BOND. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
- I love the chemistry that Leo and Hueso have on screen. They’re so funny
- I also really enjoy learning about Hueso’s backstory
- Awww Leo said “Hard as Nails!”
- Okay when Leo has glossy eyes as he has Hueso pinned down, is that showing that Leo was almost in tears? Did he almost start crying out of fear that his only hope to find his brothers after a mistake he caused just ditched him ? Poor bby lemme give you a hug
- I mean, Leo is pretty correct when he admits that he’s the faceman of the group. Leo is on a LOT of ROTTMNT merch. Because I mean, he’s the pretty one (dont @ me, you know he’s beautiful) even if he isn’t the leader anymore. But he is well aware that he needs the rest of his team to actually be a team
- HAHAHA HUESO SAVING LEO WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN LEG AND THEN FALLING OVER HAS ME IN TEARS
- He’s so sure about getting Raph and Mikey back but with Donnie he’s like “🤷🏽♀️I guess” 😂😂
- This dumb bitch with two eye patches I LOVE HIM
- “i tHiNk I KnOW wHaT i’M dOInG” *slams into pole*
- This whole ventriloquist act had me WHEEZING
- Leo saying “but remember, you’re the straight man” is definitely going to get people more on board with saying Leo is gay 😂 I can see the posts now
- Pffft and of course Piel means Skin
- Ew. He’s literally JUST skin. That’s actually so disgusting 😂
- He’s the captain AND the flag
- Hueso is definitely the little brother
- These animators have WAY too much fun with this show
- HUESO JUST WENT ALL IRON SPIDER ON PIEL BUT WITH HIS RIB CAGE. THATS CRAZY AS HELL
- Can someone please make edits of Leo with blacked out eyes now? I’m a bitch for dark Leo 😂
- I love how determined Leo is to get his brothers back
- Donnie’s goggles going through his hat is the best thing
- Fuckin Donnie and his sarcasm 😂😂😂 I cant
- HAHAHAHA I JUST REALIZED THAT HUESO HAS BEEN CALLING LEO PEPINO AND THAT MEANS CUCUMBER. IM DECEASED
- Okay overall, I loved this Leo-centered episode. I’m so glad Hueso was with him because I adore that character, and their chemistry is just the best 😂 So please, more Leo-centered episodes, Nick. I love them
#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#tmnt leo#rise of the tmnt#tmnt leonardo#tmnt 2018#tmnt donatello#tmnt donnie#tmnt raph#tmnt raphael#tmnt mikey#tmnt michelangelo#leo#leonardo#raph#raphael#donnie#donatello#mikey#michelangelo#ninja turtles#tmnt 2k18#portal jacked
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So I made TW OC (which is also the whole reason I started this side blog) because I, being the dumbass I am, chose to do the house quiz at 3 AM and got Diasomnia so I decided to make one then and there :')))))
Also did anyone notice just how many BELTS their uniform have?? Like??? Did Nomura somehow trick Toboso-sensei into adding all these belts??? Also I forgot to add the hat hhhh
I'll make a better one once I get a new stylus because mine broke 2 months ago and I'm hella poor
Anyway, OC info under the cut!
ロザリア ソーン
Name: Rozalia Thorne
Age: 19
Birthday: March 20
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Pink
Height: A head smaller than Silver
Year: 2
Dorm: Diasomnia
Twisted from: The thorns that Maleficent tried to use to stop Prince Phillip in the og Sleeping Beauty (I couldn't think of anything hhhh)
Nickname(s): Rosie, Rothie (Silver noticed her lisp and he will never let it die)
Personality
She looks like a calm and cool girl but when you get close to her she's a MESS. Being true to your feelings who? She'd rather fight you than say she wants help. Total tsundere, and is even worse when Silver is around. She blushes a lot and can't win an argument against him (poor bby). Did I mention that her crush on Silver is like 2000% obvious??? Like you can smell that crush from a mile away. Is still planning on how to make Silver confess to her. Also, she doesn't physically and or emotionally torment people, she's not that kind of tsundere :)) She will probably tell you to shut up tho
Background
I'm going out on a limb here with the background with what I know about the game's lore and say she's from a middle class family, with like, decent mages. Her being freaking amazing at magic was a stroke of luck and ever since they found out they started giving her a stricter learning regimen so she can continuously be on top and can get into the college. So like, that's why she's so awkward with being honest because it's been so long????? She hasn't been good at saying what she wants ever since she was a kid
Relationships
Again, going out on a limb here with what little I know about the characters so far.
Did I mention that she's highkey crushing on Silver??? It wasn't love at first sight, she was actually pretty annoyed at him at first. But like, they became pretty good friends and then she just had this realization that WOW??? I LIKE YOU???? And like, it took a solid half a year into freshman year when other people started to realize it too, including Silver. But I headcanon him being a little sh and tries to get her to confess first but she ain't backing down because momma didn't raise a quitter so it's just them trying to get the other to confess first.
Of course, she's friends with Malleus and Sebek, but the latter does annoy her a lot because he never shuts up about Malleus
Lilia?? Ooh boy every waking minute of her life is plagued with Lilia teasing her about Silver in front of Silver. Rozalia calls him a headache behind his back. They're pretty chill too, but not the closest of friends. Please don't leave them alone together it'll be hella awkward
Vil and Rook are people she's somewhat closer to because after running into those two they BLASTED her with skin and hair care because in freshman year she: 1) bad hair ??? like it was EVERYWHERE 2) bad skin from studying a lot. Like, horrible eye bags and dry as hell skin. Her wardrobe was mostly hand me downs from her family so that was fixed too. The three were seen together alot and after a few months of hanging out with them she went from No to WOAH. They were so proud of their child actually taking a few minutes everyday to take care of her own skin on her own volition that they cried tears of joy. They've definitely persuaded her to put on make up when they heard that she liked Silver.
If we're talking bestfriends, the closest that fits that description is Jamil. It's more like they're both tired kids who just want a day off but they know they can't so they just say something that happened to them and the other says "same."
Kalim tho?? They're friends on a meme basis, they definitely share each other memes on a daily. He definitely taught her how to dab and yeet.
Someone please give this child a bestfriend who will teach her how to open up to others
Honestly, all this isn't set in stone yet until the game is released so I'll def update this later and make it cleaner in the future
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
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Riverdale 3.01 Thoughts *spoilers*
- the kids... are JUNIORS? Uh okay.
- VERONICA. MY LOVE. MY BABY. IN A POP’S OUTFIT!!!
- still iffy about Betty being in law... like where’d it come from? Her likeness of it? It’s probably just because of Archie’s trial and the fact that she constantly breaks the law, but still... it seemed to come out of nowhere
- In the narration he talked about Archie, Betty, and Veronica being the “best friends you’ll ever have” and I’m just stating that that means that Jeronica are officially best friends! Y E S BITCH!
- did this bitch seriously just call Nick St. Claire... INNOCENT? And brought up the fact that he pulled a gun on Sweet Pea? I’ve always wanted that confrontation but NOT LIKE THIS.
- MARY ANDREWS! A fucking legend! Her speech was incredible, too. Like, if I was a Riverdale resident and didn’t know Archie, I would definitely believe that he was innocent. But of course something stupid like Archie being a dumbass (love you though, Arch) is going to fuck everything up 🙄🙄🙄
- JOSIE AND KEVIN STANDING SIDE BY SIDE IS ALL I NEEDED!!! I can’t wait to see more of them as step siblings and shit. Maybe she can convince Kevin not to get with Moose lmao I hate him so fucking much
- HIRAM YOU DO NOT GET TO FUCKING TALK TO ARCHIE YOU LITTLE BITCH
- I’VE SEEN SPOILERS SO I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE FRED PUNCH A BITCH
- As amazing as that was though... THAT WOULDN’T HELP ARCHIE’S CASE IT WOULD MAKE IT WORSE!!!
- lmao Hiram gets angry and pushes the guy who kept him from getting back at Fred as if he didn’t start it what a bitch
- dilton and Ben... are really gonna die aren’t they. This is a Midge situation— bring them back to kill them wow... also why does Dilton look like he could be Sweet Pea’s younger brother...
- so both Veronica and Jughead got chocolate shakes. I’m not saying they’re soulmates... but they’re soulmates and I don’t care what Camila says about Jeronica... they’re meant to be together oops
- CHERYL MY BISEXUAL/LESBIAN QUEEN!!!! MAKING HER FUCKING ENTRANCE!
- but it’s so sad that she made the effort to invite all of them to her party but they couldn’t make an exception to couples weekend... like I know it helped Cheryl get with Toni but that’s just... sad.
- ALSO CHERY’S JACKET IM WHEEZING CALL AN AMBULANCE
- of course Choni had three months of development but we won’t see it 🙃🙃🙃
- can’t really hear what Alice and Polly are really saying... but I definitely heard Alice say “ritual” and you never hear that word unless you’re in a cult wake the fuck up alice you can’t be more fucked up than Betty and Polly you need to help save them
- Dr. Glass... therapist? Mmhm but wouldn’t they tell her that she’s too reliant and co-dependent on Jughead and hopefully break them up? I call bullshit on this therapist
- BARCHIE + FRED WORKING ON A CAR TOGEHER WOW WE LOVE A FUTURE ENDGAME BEING HOT ASS MECHANICS TOGETHER WITH HER FUTURE FAMILY
- “we did it dad” the way he said this... might have made me choke... it was so happy and excited, like a kid. I’m NOT CRYING OKAY
- “just in time” *Fred immediately avoids eye contact with Archie before stating he’s going back into the house* BITCH HE’S GOING IN THERE TO CRY HUH LIKE HE’S THINKING ABOUT HIS SON GOING TO JAIL THIS IS HORRIBLE.
- “the jury is still deliberating, you don’t need to put your house in order” Betty... it’s called JUST IN CASE. Plus it would ease his mind so... shut up lmao
- THE TEARS IN RONNIE’S EYES AS SHE’S CONFRONTING HER FATHER BBY NOOOO
- ALSO SHE HAS TO LIVE UNDER THE SAME ROOF AS HIM IM SO SORRY SWEETIE GO LIVE WITH JUG OR MOVE IN WITH FRED! She doesn’t deserve this you bitch ass Hiram
- also I’m sad that Hiram doesn’t have a bruise from Fred punching him
- I’ll say it until I die but I’m just gonna say it now: HIRAM IS A BITCH ASS HOE! He literally destroyed Archie’s life and devastated his daughter... all for a fucking P R I S O N
- SWEET PEA AND FANGS HAVE OFFICIALLY BLESSED MY SCREENS YAY. Also Fangs your bisexual ass is showing with that extremely open shirt... and Sweet Pea... you fucking too lmao I love Swangs (no hate but I’m also kinda here for Swosie even though it’s just a fling)
- it’s... so annoying... that Hiram is with the Ghoulies, yet makes out the Serpents to be the worst. Like Hiram your bought gang members are cannibals (apparently), and are the ACTUAL gang that sells and distributes Jingle Jangle soooo wtf
- Jug... you can’t send Fangs without backup. I REPEAT YOU CANNOT SEND FANGS WITHOUT SOME BACKUP! He got shot once and I swear if he’s hurt again I’m going to end you. I only care about certain people: Sweet Pea, Fangs, Cheryl, Toni, Veronica, and Archie... so if you get one of them hurt you’re dead to me
- we all been knew that Archie’s tattoo was fake but LOOK AT FP IN GLASSES I’M
- I love Betty with these outfits. They’re really nice tbh
- Alice... you can’t burn SOMEONE ELSE’S JOURNAL! Also yeah it’s filled with negative shit but that’s why it’s written in journals... to vent and get it over with.
- also if you have to reference someone (Edgar) every sentence you know you’re probably too reliant on them
- although what Alice says about sitting still and shit is kinda true I guess. Betty doesn’t need to be constantly figuring shit out but I’ll just pretend I never agreed with the woman in a fucking cult
- is Polly gonna tell her about her Betty’s “darkness” because PLEASE(or the webcamming). When Alice gets better she can call Betty out on her shit.
- Cheryl’s a queen, I love her place, but Moose is here so uhhhh ew.
- SWOSIE BITCHES!!!! I saw gifs of it and I love it
- “not even a tall, cool drink of sweet water like you...” as she STROKES HIS FUCKING CHEST I’M
- but he was so happy and cute “I can’t wait to see you in the hallways”
- BITCH SWEET PEA IS A ROMANTIC WHAT
- the way he leans back into the kiss is everything, and the way he watches her leave I’m star struck goodbye
- you give me Swosie just to immediately go to Mevin? You couldn’t have gone to another couple at least? Don’t ruin the moment ugh
- Kevin... is proposing... a sex pact? Wtf? But Moose looks so uncomfortable, which I find actually pretty sad. Kevin wants someone who’s out, who isn’t afraid to be with him in public and that person isn’t Moose. He was really happy with Joaquin and now that he knows why Joaquin was slightly distant there’ll be no secrets between them so... bring Joaquin back so Joavin can rise again you cowards! Moose needs to find himself, but he shouldn’t bring Kevin with him. He needs to go through this by himself.
- mmhm Reggie not giving a damn about Archie’s (fake) Serpent tattoo... I want to see Reggie apologize to the Serpents (and also find out that Sweet Pea is his brother oops)
- oh Bc Archie asks Reggie’s cool with the Serpents. I DEFINITELY need an apology right fucking now, Mantle.
- “whatcha thinking bout, babe?” BABE. B A B E. BABE BABE BABE BABE BABE BABE BABE
- I have subtitles on and it says “Tee-Tee” NO ITS T-T (or just TT)
- poor Cheryl 😭😭😭
- but also why the fuck is there a couch outside by the pool lmao
- Veronica is constantly about to cry and I’m... with her. I’m gonna cry too STAWP
- YAS JOSIE!!!!
- dilton... we were all excited to see you again but now you’re just being a creepy weirdo so...
- FANGS MY BBY
- UMMMMMM LEAVE HOTDOG ALONE
- lmao Betty seems so out of place at this little Serpent meeting... she really does not belong there
- “the Serpent Queen is a Warrior queen” the next fucking sentence better be Toni or Sweet Pea shutting her the fuck down. If she was a “Serpent Queen” she would ACTUALLY TRULY care about the Serpents instead of joining so she can stay closer to Jughead and shit
- Sweet Pea slightly shook his head in the background so I’m just gonna... pretend he told Betty to shut the fuck up
- Betty’s gonna fuck everything up and then blame it on someone else isn’t she
- Awww Archie overhearing his parents talking about Archie and the trial. “Even I couldn’t stop Hiram Lodge from getting his claws into our son” STAWP 😭😭😭
- Archie thinks that he deserves this? Bitch BETTY is the one who’s done actual (okay well the worst crimes of the group) crimes but her bitch ass isn’t going to jail! She never gets any repurcussions. If anyone deserves going to jail it’s Betty
- Sheriff Minetta... no one misses you
- Betty has her own Serpent jacket... I mean thanks I hate it but I also hate to admit that she looks actually good in it. Still doesn’t deserve to be a Serpent she’s done nothing for them except bone their “leader”
- lmao Cheryl is strong af pushing Betty back into the car.
- Jughead... do you seriously think they’re going to let you leave with Hot Dog? Lmao maybe you do deserve Betty you two are both idiots
- YASSS CHERYL FUCK MALACHAI UPPPPP
- this weird dream of Archie’s was pretty cool. I was confused for a second but still it was really awesome
- of course the one thing Betty ACTUALLY needs and she lies about it. Also, add forging prescriptions to her list of criminal offenses. Can you just once write Betty to be likable? When she comforted Veronica was great (although still need an apology from her) but that Serpent queen line... omfg no
- although they’re a part of a fucking cult Polly is making some great points.
- YOUNGBLOOD BY 5SOS!!
- So... despite being invited by Cheryl to her party they don’t invite her or anyone else to the fucking water hole place? Wtf
- “last one in gets a sticky maple!” That’s... kind of rude considering what Chuck did to Veronica. Speaking of where is Chuck? Did they start that redemption ark for NOTHING? Also the statement is worse when V is the last to jump in...
- wow look at Varchie being the hottest couple (there. The hottest couple is obviously Choni)
- Jughead you’re not supposed to burn the marshmallows
- JUGHEAD YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL ARCHIE TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT YOU STUPID FUCK
- YES BETTY! GET SOME FUCKING HELP
- If Jughead supports this, they will finally being going in a good direction? For once? Like if you’re going to force this disgusting ship on us at least make them healthy and tolerable
- I hate them but the beanie scene was cute. Probably because Cole actually improvised that
- When Varchie’s scene was still much better, hotter, and aesthetic than Betty and Jughead’s lmao thank you Riverdale
- why do they make Varchie cuter when they’re going to end them? This is bullshit
- hey maybe if they make Betty and Jughead cuter (cause let’s be honest they’ve had like two cute scenes that I’ll admit to lol) they’ll end their relationship too
- VEGAS
- what the fuck dilton lol
- “we can talk about this when I get back” wow that’s a surefire way to make sure that Dilton dies
- like I said Archie does something stupid and ruins EVERYTHING.
- Archie... if you’re FIGHTING FOR YOUR LIFE no one FUCKING cares that they’d have to go through this shit again. I love you but you’re stupid as fuck
- Veronica 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
- ARCHIE’S LAST WORDS WILL BE “I love you, Veronica” IM SOBBING
- Veronica’s look to Hiram is lethal and I’m here for it.
- Honestly... if they somehow manage to make this about Betty I’ll scream because we all know Betty has to be interwoven into every plot
- DADS OF RIVERDALE FUCK YEAH
- ALL OF THEM WORKING TOGETHER? YES BITCH
- AND VERONICA STILL HAS TO GO HOME WITH HIRAM?
- honestly though why didn’t they make her testify awhile ago? They said it was too late but her statement would help? She LIVES with the man, she could easily tell them about how much of a master manipulator he is like... what the fuck
- literally Veronica just wear a wire around Hiram so you can implicate him. He legit just told you that he did all of this to get back at you for choosing him over blood (also wow so healthy)
- “you don’t have a daughter anymore” we love and stan Veronica
- so... Jug shouldn’t have gone alone but uhh Dilton is fucking dead
- um what the fuck is with the babies... and also why is Betty convulsing? Probably gonna be blamed on the supernatural instead of her Adderral. (Also I just reached the limit of this holy fuck lmao)
#Riverdale#Riverdale Spoilers#Riverdale Thoughts#Riverdale Undefined#Riverdale 3.01#Anti Bughead#Varchie#Swosie#Sweet Pea#Josie McCoy#anti betty cooper#South Side Serpents#Jughead Jones#Veronica Lodge#Fangs Fogarty#Falice
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part 8
me, trying desperately to shove Blackout and Novastrike together
“Just kiss already jfc the wait is killing me”
I love the troll bug. ‘Cade is such a poor bby be kind! All he wants to do is gush over Venus :U Also Nighthawk apparently getting along with most everyone but Blackout is literally my fav. Play nice you two.
At the very least, Scorponok had an eventful evening. Popping out from the ground and firing from the shadows to take down as many of the runaway Autobots as quickly as he could. The return home was a bit time consuming however, considering he couldn’t dock into Blackout’s broad backside with the various wounds and shrapnel broken up and jammed in his back.
But hey, at least someone was happy.
Blackout winced, a growl moving out of him with enough malice to almost have a physical entity about it.
“Ouch,” he snarled softly. “Could you be anymore rough, doctor?”
“I could,” Nighthawk replied softly. “I just choose not to be.”
Blackout rolled his optics. “Going for gentle on my account. Didn’t know you were so soft-” he instantly winced, feeling a sharp pain in the location where he rotor mount connected between his shoulders.
“My pleasure,” the crimson medic breezily replied, not missing a beat. “Anything for my favorite clients.”
The tension in the room was just about tangible enough to slice with a knife.
An audible metallic clicking came from Scorponok as he walked into the room. His helm tilted slightly, optics blinking out of sync.
Ignoring the grumbling extra large shadow sitting in front of him, Nighthawk sat his tools down and walked over to the bug. Scorponok gave a brief chatter as the medic bent down slowly, inspecting his backside.
“Doing alright there, Scorponok? No injuries?”
An almost cheerful chirp escaped the scorpion. He accepted the affectionate pat from the medic, his tail swaying in almost a cat-like fashion.
“Traitor,” Blackout barely mumbled beneath his breath like a dejected child.
Ignoring his partner’s spite, the bug scurried off to the side as Nighthawk moved to stand. There were nothing more than scuffs on the bugs and a lot of filth that would require cleaning. Things the minicon’s partner could easily take care of, Nighthawk knew that much.
Off to the side,a dragonic Infiltrator lifted his helm up from the datapad he was looking at as he spotted Scorponok. His throat produced a raspy click in greeting to the bug. A surprisingly relaxed Scorponok raised one of his drills up, gingerly patting at Infiltrator’s snout in response.
Satan placed his attention on Scorponok’s vague attempts of ‘play’ to amuse himself with Infiltrator. It was better than focusing on the sadist behind him getting a kick out of his slight shudders as he pulled junk out of his hide and patched him up.
The auto-powered doors opened as the medic continued on, and a blur of black, grey, and violet shot through the door.
“Blackout!” the merry mech all but shouted as he darted in. “Hey, I heard you were back with some nasty wounds. How you doin’ buddy?”
“We aren’t buddies,” Blackout stated flatly.
Nighthawk glanced around Blackout’s large frame. His optics were narrowed behind his soft purple HUD glasses. However, upon noticing who it was, he slowly leaned back in to work. Although he was irritated, anything that may irritate Blackout could, by all means, stay.
“Sure we are,” the mech insisted. “Anyway, looks like you’re in good hands. Nighthawk’s never done me wrong anyway. Hey, thanks for you know- keeping that thing on the down-low.”
“Doctor-patient confidentiality, Barricade,” Nighthawk muttered faintly. “Besides, with all the scrap I seen, your case doesn’t surprise me.”
“Riiggghhhtt,” Barricade replied, rolling his shoulders. “So Blackout, it sounds like we’re both assigned to a mission in Vos in two cycle. You think that fragger Starscream will be there too?”
Everyone in the room shuddered simultaneously at the Decepticon’s Second-in-Command’s name.
“I hope not,” rumbled the Hound shortly.
“Primus, please take him,” Nighthawk hissed faintly.
“Yeah well, the debriefing is in a few jours, so I guess we’ll find out then.” Barricade stated, flicking his wrist.
“Then I guess I’ll see you in a few jours,” snapped Blackout.
“Jeez, you’re grouchy. Are you always this pouty when you’re hurt?”
“Worse.” Scorponok stated in a clipped tone.
Blackout shot his bug a furious glare. Scorponok all but chattered with laughter.
Barricade grinned, his purple optics shining brighter than before. Placing a servo against a hip, he leaned in closer to Blackout. “So, remember that femme I was telling you about last time? Venus? The one I met in training? She was sparring today, so I joined in of course. Frag, she hurt me so hard... It was amazing. She’s so beautiful,” he sighed.
Nighthawk made a half-strangled cough, trying to hide his laughter.
Seeing as the annoyance wasn’t going to leave anytime soon, Blackout raised an optic ridge and vented a sigh. “And getting hit is... good?”
“I mean, yeah. She was so close-”
“Well, that’s enough of that,” Blackout interrupted swiftly.
A stifled wheeze escaped Nighthawk, and he stated in a wavering tone, “Oh no- Barricade, we’re dying to hear all about this encounter, please go on.”
Blackout’s optics widened. “No we’re-”
“So, there I was, flat on my back-”
Blackout’s faceplate was mortified. He tried shifting as if to stand, not wanting a lengthy story filled with nonsense and hopeful wisps of love and attraction, but he felt Nighthawk’s servo gripping his shoulder and remained seated.
That damn medic was snickering under his breath the whole time.
~
Starscream didn’t join them on the trip to Vos that day. Blackout settled in well enough with Scorponok, Barricade, and his partner Frenzy on the mission. ‘Cade slipped in to do a little surveillance with Frenzy before Blackout came in with his bug, weapons ablazing on the Autobot seekers who had taken it upon themselves to go to the city of Seekers in hopes of finding any remaining factionless to join the Autobots.
Few made it out alive that day. Blackout couldn’t listen to another sappy story from Barricade though. The end of the day couldn’t come soon enough. Who could possibly be that infatuated with a femme?
~
Weeks later, Blackout could swear he’d seen a familiar flash of white in the corner of his optics while out stalking down a hit for Megatron. He couldn’t be sure though... He almost wished it hadn’t been though. He nearly felt sick with the idea of seeing her again.
Scorponok had nothing to say about how distracted and messy he was with taking out the Autobot in question. Of that, he was grateful.
~
Months later, Blackout’s large shadow was falling over Cybertron as he was doing a fly-over location where sonar had picked up odd disturbances and a few Autobot signals.
Although he never spotted the Autobots said to be in the area; a different Decepticon found them first, he had spotted a small group of four Cybertronians making for cover as he passed.
He thought briefly of engaging, but noticed an uncharacteristically small white figure for a split second before she was hidden among the rubble.
A small, nagging voice in the back of his helm told him to rid of the problem but he ignored it. For now.
~
He saw her for sure, days later. In the middle of his own fight against Autobot’s, she and a team of her own came in to steal supplies from the Autobot’s too occupied in the fight.
One tried to take her out. Novastrike took him down; using his own distractions to her size and underestimating her poweress to get in close enough to strike him hard and fast; tripping him up and stunning his legs so someone else could come in and give him a firm blow to the helm.
They made it out with supplies without incident. It felt disturbingly wrong to feel proud of her, and even more disturbing to feel an unnerving sense of irrational resentment to a mech on her team that had specifically went out of his way to aid Novastrike carrying some of the supplies she’d went to carry and flashing her a stupid, gullible grin.
Blackout could carry at least six times that mech’s load. What did he have to be so damn proud about?
~
Scorponok spotted her and some factionless days later. He pinged Blackout, asking if he should pursue or attack.
Blackout shied his bug away from the idea. They were harmless; factionless rarely caused Decepticons any trouble. They were the more violent of the two factions, so factionless rarely tried thieving from them.
Scorponok let them be, but Blackout could swear he almost felt a sense of comprehension from the bug before the bond faded between them.
~
He never dreamed. He woke up with the vaguest idea that he’d dreamed of something- someone- small and white...
Unsettling. Perhaps he needed a psychiatrist. Didn’t Nighthawk have a degree in something like that?
Nevermind- he’d just deal with it. It was nothing. Probably memory recall. That had to be it.
~
For a split second, he thought that the individual Barricade was describing that they’d captured, he could have sworn-
But then he went into more detail, and Blackout’s spark settled.
It was nothing. He was tired. There was nothing to be concerned about. Maybe he needed more recharge.
~
Barricade went on another of his overenthusiastic spouts about Venus. Blackout found himself listening more intently than listening, offering a few words encouragement. Barricade seemed all but too glad at the responses- almost like a kinship between them was forming.
“Did you just smile?”
“No. I don’t smile.”
“Yeah you did you just smiled! I SAW YOU!”
Maybe Barricade wasn’t so bad, even if annoying at times.
Still, he felt somehow more vexed than necessary on his passionate speeches of Venus’ beauty, her wit, her intelligence, what they’ve been doing and what they were up to later.
Jealousy wasn’t part of his vocabulary. The thought of it didn’t even phase his processor.
~
< Do you ever wonder how that femme’s doing? > Scorponok asked.
< What femme? > Blackout inquired.
< Novastrike. > Scorponok responded, as if the answer was obvious.
< Hardly. > Blackout replied coolly.
A faint thought, close to the sigh of an ‘ahh’, came from the bug before he pulled away from Blackout’s thoughts. Blackout wondered why he’d ask.
#quid pro quo au#OTP AU#OTP Lit#Badass OTP#Story's gonna be uneventful for a while but eh that's how shit goes :u
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Clutz and Tomalgam (And a lil SepraTorm at the start)
@tomalgam @rejectclone Here it is! The format’s a little odd since we used MSPARP to do this.
Warning: It’s a little long
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Clutz: Clutz is an Edd clone, this he knows. However, something he doesn't know, and would very much like to, is why he came out the way he did. He can't do a lot right. One of the few things that he can do correctly, though, is break things. He's broken more fragile items than he's even able to count anymore and as much as he hates it, it's who he is. He's tried everything but he just can't stop being so clumsy. At this point he's begun to think he was born with two left feet. What would that look like? He looks like he has a left and right foot that should work normally.. The clone is suddenly torn out of his thoughts about why he is the way he is as he trips on his shoelaces for the fifth time today. "Ow.." He lets out a soft sigh, ignoring the pain in his hand. He appears to have scraped something. Again. It's quite hard to keep a positive personality when all you do is fail at basic things such as tying your shoes. And walking.
Separatorm: Well heres him, whos him? He is Separatorm, A reject. He was made when a tom clone and a tord clone somehow were messed with like play dough. They were smushed together than pulled apart. They didn't fully separate. Thats how they got their name. Separatorm. Even with this small little fact, for some reason, these clones liked each other, a lot. More like loved. how? we'll never know. They just love themselves. No fighting. They love themselves so much they speak in one voice all the time, unless there's an argument...but that's rare! They almost don't have any arguments. They sigh, with that giant mouth of there's. They were just leaning against a wall until they saw Clutz. They wave, and smile. And walk over. "You alright?"
((wheezes
((You did a good, babe
((I'm just gonna quickly have a shower while we wait for Candy uvu
((k
((im also getting lowkey tired
((might d i e
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SCRIBBLE: shit one sec-))
Torm|Clutz (Sky)'s connection timed out.
TOMALGAM: Big ol' Tomalgam was not really your average clone. Some just had little defects, like not having the same interests as the originals, or some were fused, but Tommie was very different. Standing at seven feet tall, with a couple of inches on top of that, he had a face made up of ten "eyes" and three mouths (one in the normal place, one on his cheek, and one above his eyebrow). That wasn't counting the other one on his neck, either. Six arms and four legs, walking was a nightmare for the poor babe. His torso was too heavy for his legs to hold up, so often he found himself crawling like a spider. Scuttle, scuttle! Right now the nervous reject was stumbling along, somewhere near that injured-looking Edd clone and the half separated Torm.
SCRIBBLE: *eight arms and six legs
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((Okay i'm finally back
Clutz: Clutz rubs his hand a little. "Yeah, i'm okay. Tha...nks..." He pauses as he looks up at the reject clone before him. He's seen Torm before, even a few different variations of them, but never before has he seen a Torm this... Odd..? He doesn't want to think of the poor clone as scary, as much as they are to him, as that would be judging them just by their appearance and that's rude. He decides to just sit up, instinctively patting and brushing away any dust or dirt that decided to cling to his hoodie and his torn pants. He looks up again to notice a certain multi-limbed Tom clone. The clone looks rather uncomfortable as he walks. Even though Clutz knows he'll probably make it worse, he stands up and attempts to move over to the clone. "Sorry, excuse me." He smiles softly at the Torm clone before walking over to Tomalgam. "Hey, are you oka- Ah!" He trips. Again. He groans softly as he lands face first on the ground. Ow.
((Clutz is great at first impressions
((i,,
((HE MADE SURE TO SAY SORRY BUT HIS MOM SENSES WERE TINGLING
Separatorm: Oh. Hes..kinda..hurt? but he gets it. That tom clone seems like he needs help more than him. He sighs, and just watches, he pats his own back, reassuring himself. Ok, hes good. He coughs though, eugh.
((My replies,,,
((are gonna be short because im v tired
((Is ok
((You is a tired bean
((pat
((//Hugs// My tired bean
((:0
((Tfw you have two unfinished drawings bc you don't have the motivation to finish them
SCRIBBLE: I have to do hw so ill bbl-))
[4'2"] Scribble Tom [7'2"] Tomalgam (Candy)'s connection timed out.
((:0 Okie dokie
((//Pats Jam// You can sleep now bby
((ah,,
((fades into the astral plane
((There they g o
((jk
((hugs u
((now i sleep
((Sweet dreams, babe. Love you <3
((love you too :0
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((Ayy
SCRIBBLE: Heeey))
((//Faceplants// I'm ded
SCRIBBLE: catches))
SCRIBBLE: same))
((:')
((Do you wanna continue with the rp? :0
SCRIBBLE: Yeah sorry im just drawing-))
((Ooh :0!
SCRIBBLE: Two of the clones mouths yelp, creating a duet of fright. He looks down at the poor reject that just fell at his feet, eyes blinking in confusion. After a moment, three arms are held up to help the chap up. Tommie doesn't talk, he just tilts his head a little.
Clutz: "Thanks." He wipes the area just below his nose, wincing slightly as he sees blood on his hand. "S-Sorry." He feels rather useless. He came over to try and help this poor clone, not to make a fool of himself and have to get help from this poor clone! "I'm fine, i-it happens a lot." He sniffles softly to try and lessen the blood coming out of his nose. He's probably smudged it all over his cheek at this point so he just gives up and gives Tomalgam a reassuring smile.
SCRIBBLE: The maw on his neck chews its bottom lip testily, drawing blood. Tomalgam winces, looking at the blood smudged across this fellow's cheek. He lifts an arm and points at the spot on his own face, then at the place his nose would be if he had one.
Clutz: He wipes the spot a little, mostly cleaning it. "Did I get it?" He looks up at the tall clone's face, only really mildly disturbed by his features. Clutz does, though, notice the chewing from the other's neck mouth. "Oh, are you okay? Does it hurt?" It hasn't even dawned on him the possibility of this Tom clone being mute. He'll probably feel really bad if he gets no response.
SCRIBBLE: He nods at the clone's first question, then an arm lifts and forces the neck's mouth open, ceasing the biting. Another nod, Tomalgam doesn't like talking. He hates his voice :(
Clutz: "Oh, good! Since I was gonna try and come over here to help you anyways." He smiles brightly. And he's obviously helped so much since he moved over here... He quickly dismisses the thought from his mind.
TOMALGAM: Tilting his head again, Tomalgam points at Clutz, eyes blinking. It's meant to be a sort of "who are you?" gesture.
Clutz: He thinks for a second. Oh, right. "Everyone calls me Clutz..." He doesn't really like the name but it's the only one he has. "Can you tell me yours..?"
((Oop brb
TOMALGAM: same-))
TOMALGAM: All of his mouths, save the one on his neck, set in a thin line. After a while, he reluctantly forces out, "Tomal...gam..." His voice is hoarse and rough, and he seems to struggle to talk. Must be difficult with a mouth pressing against his windpipe.
((I LIVE
TOMALGAM: eyy))
Clutz: He jumps slightly, having been just about to ask if the poor guy was mute. "Oh, it's great to meet you Tomalgam!" He doesn't seem to pay any mind to the strain in the poor guy's voice. He's just appreciative that Tomalgam went to the trouble of projecting his voice for him.
TOMALGAM: Nodding again, he holds out a hand for Clutz to shake. He has to stoop a little, tall babe.
Clutz: He laughs softly and takes the tall bois hand. He's smol anyways at a nice 5'6. Taller than his mun by an inch.
TOMALGAM: Coughs. Though his main mouth stays straight unlike him, the one on his cheek hesitantly smiles. Pure boy. Soft boy.
((They were both at 6'0, were they supposed to be? :0
((Cause I'm pretty sure my phone is just bein a butt
TOMALGAM: oh, mustve not worked =]:/))
((What heights were supposed to be there?
TOMALGAM: 7'2" and 5'6"))
((Ah ok!
((Man Clutz is tiny compared to Tomalgam
TOMALGAM: imagine scribbs next to him))
TOMALGAM: three foot))
Clutz: It's okay everyone's gay in Wonderland He softly shakes the tol soft bois hand. Tall soft and small soft. Soft team.
((T INY
TOMALGAM: The tall soft of the soft team points at Clutz various injuries with another arm, head tilted. How the fuck can one guy get so many injuries-
TOMALGAM: imagine if tommie picked scribbs up and fucking wrapped him up in a little arm cocoon-))
((AaAAAA
TOMALGAM: soMEONE NEEDS TO DRAW THAT-))
Clutz: "Hm?" He looks at the arm. "Oh, I'm just really clumsy. I trip a lot.. Fall down stairs... A lot."
Clutz: Hand* hecking
((Aw mAN I WISH I HAD ACCESS TO MY DRAWING TABLET
TOMALGAM: He frowned sadly, that doesn't sound nice. He gently pats the soft smol's head.
TOMALGAM: PATS,))
Clutz: He flinches a little but smiles. He,,, Has a head injury,,,
TOMALGAM: nnnnoooOOOOO- He sees the flinch and frick,,, he hurt him,, He pulls his hand away, fuck, he did bad. "Sorry.." He croaks out.
Clutz: "No, no, it's okay! I just hit my head earlier." Soft comforting arm pat.
TOMALGAM: "No..." He whines, it's all his fault. He sniffles, black liquid starting to ooze from a few of his eyes. He's a big baby.
Clutz: PANIC. He just quickly hugs the poor boy. "No, don't cry!" Or,, Whatever he's doing,, "I-It's okay! It's really not your fault! You didn't know." He buries his face in Tomalgam's hoodie, not wanting to see the poor baby cry. "It's okay. It's okay."
TOMALGAM: ! Snuffle.. four of his arms wrap around the boy, a tight cocooning hold. The other two wipe his eyes. Poor cuties.
Clutz: He smiles softly and rubs his cheek against the big boy(TM). He picked up a few qualities of cats by living with a few stray ones right after everyone escaped. He still owns said cats. Man he loves cats. They're so graceful. Wait he's hugging someone. "Soft." Soft, warm and safe from all of the accidents he has. He's very rarely experienced a hug, let alone one with so many arms.
TOMALGAM: Tomalgam has never been called soft before. Scary, ugly, sometimes even horrifying, but never soft. It makes him feel warm and fuzzy. The other two arms join their brothers around the small boy(TM).
Clutz: He loves the affection. He's p much smothered in arms at this point but he really doesn't mind, as long as he can still breathe he's okay. He lets out a little laugh. "You give great hugs." He absolutely loves compliments. Getting them, giving them. He just loves em.
TOMALGAM: The mouth on his neck makes a little noise of gratitude as the arms hold him tighter. Tomalgam be careful youre going to hurt him-
Clutz: He finds it a little harder to breathe but tries to take no mind to it. He's pretty durable but any tighter and he'll have to call it quits.
TOMALGAM: After a while like this, Tommie finally pulls away. Don't want to kill him on the first date- He looks around, he's getting tired of standing.
Clutz: Lowkey takes in a few deep breaths of air. His legs are starting to get tired so he just sits down on the ground with a soft hum before patting the ground next to him.
TOMALGAM: He slowly sits down, careful to not fall. This is done by crouching, and leaning forwards onto his hands as he sits. Hoo. Job well done.
Clutz: He smiles as a silent 'good job!' before hesitantly leaning on the other. He just likes how warm Tomalgam is.
Clutz: Plus if he's close to someone he feels safer.
TOMALGAM: Tommie feels safer too, he remembers cuddling Good Tord. He misses Good Tord. He puts all his arms around Clutz, pulling him into his lap. Soft.
Clutz: Oop he's a teddy now. He lays happily in Tomalgam's lap, positioning himself as close to the other clone as possible. Aw yeah first friend that isn't dead or a cat.
TOMALGAM: Who says Tomalgam isnt a cat? He'll purr if you stroke him in the right place. He buries him face in the lil ones hair, smiling.
Clutz: Omg He becomes a lil blushing mess. Aaa what is this affection he is receiving.
TOMALGAM: It's affection from a big cuddle monster. Tommie isn't blushing, he probably thinks this is platonic or something
Clutz: He does, too. He's just a lil cutie that gets easily flustered He can't help but giggle. He's a happy smol and he's gotta show it.
TOMALGAM: Tommie laughs too, a gravelly, wheezing noise. Hoo, babe that doesn't sound healthy.
Clutz: He's a bit skeptical but doesn't want to ruin the situation. He can ask about it later. He just adjusts his position to be a little more comfortable.
TOMALGAM: Ruin the situation, eh? Tommie takes this moment to lay down and turn onto his side, Clutz still clutched tightly in his arms. No escape.
Clutz: This is how he dies- He makes sure he's facing the bby as they both lay down. He rests an arm on Tomalgam, just putting the other in a comfy position. He's happy with this.
TOMALGAM: Clutz is now his teddybear. He hasn't been this calm in fucking ages, woah. He could almost... zzzzz...
TOMALGAM: Okay i think im gonna skedaddle for a while, seeeeeeya))
TOMALGAM: tommie will never let clutz escape))
[4'2"] Scribble Tom [7'2"] Tomalgam (Candy)'s connection timed out.
((Oh whoops. Nearly passed out
((I wanted to sleep anyways lmao
Clutz: Aw fuck it's a dang sleepin party. He yawns a little and falls asleep not long after Tomalgam. Sleepy beans.
((And I'm off. Night babies
Torm|Clutz (Sky) [PHONE] [] disconnected
#long post#text post#roleplay#eddsworld roleplay#tomalgam#sepratorm#clutz#clone ocs#tw: minor blood#does the body horror tag fit here#im gonna put it here#body horror
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