TWITTER SUCKS! > sixteen! let me sniff [written]
synopsis > who knew you could become famous overnight for paying $8 for a single blue checkmark? however, it does come with consequences…what happens when the actual BELIFT Lab comes knocking at your door. all because you simply impersonated your bias.
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WARNINGS: I do mention sex here like a couple of times but they are just for shits and giggles. I could never write smut (though JAM OUT was a whole complete different level)
a/n: holy shit, first written chapter of the series😮 ALSO!! SELAMAT HARI RAYA TO MY MUSLIM FOLLOWERS🫶🏻🫶🏻 time to get your raya duit and spend it on enha😍
everything was fine. well at least what heeseung thought, he didn’t know that the staff he was practically close with was mean to the other members. until they told him of course.
he knew this staff was pretty quote on quote ‘touchy’ but heeseung never thought she was crazy. however, if the boys say she’s insane then it must be true. heeseung could trust the boys way more than her, after all she just recently started working with their team.
— placing this in case read more messes up —
“hyung, just watch and observe her for a couple of weeks. you’ll notice how mean she is with sunoo and sunghoon.” jay says.
and it’s what heeseung did. he observed her and he was definitely not surprised. jay always knew how to tell the truth, he was also never a great liar. there was also something in particular she does which ticks heeseung off. it was the way she handled things, especially with fans.
it was like those bodyguards at airports. who push those ‘fans’ when they were about to enter the waiting area. the only difference is the ENGENEs that they met were really nice and respectful, she was not. she had insist the ENGENEs weren’t allowed to photograph any of them. which seems fair since it was a private schedule but heeseung felt like it was unnecessary. the fans weren’t even asking for a photograph, they were simply shocked to see the boys and said hi.
“I get what you mean, she’s crazy.” heeseung says. all 7 of the boys were sprawled in the living room. ni-ki and jake were playing the PS5.
“I think she purposely approached HYBE to get a job and be close to heeseung hyung. she sees me and sunghoon hyung as a threat because she knows that we don’t fuck with her.” sunoo rolls his eyes.
“well, she’s creepy. how old was she again?”
“hyung’s age?” jake says. he yells after because ni-ki’s kart had pushed his to the side. “YAH! NISHIMURA I WAS WINNING.”
“too bad, jake hyung.” ni-ki sticks out his tongue, teasing the boy.
“she’s like one of the youngest staff member on our team. she’s definitely trying to seduce hyung.” jungwon says.
“the attempt isn’t subtle at all. we literally see her undressing heeseung with her eyes.” sunghoon complains. heeseung gasps before covering his body up as if he could imagine her eyes.
“she did that?”
“oh hyung, if only you weren’t oblivious. yes, she did undress you with her eyes.” sunghoon says.
“she literally slowly panned her eyes up and down your body. she looked like a total pervert.” jake gags.
“fuck, what do we do?”
“hmm, maybe we could…lowkey record her? use the en-core camera and like angle ourselves to where she is sort of seen but also off-camera so they won’t blur out her face.” jungwon says.
“won, you are a genius.” jake says.
“oh I know.” jungwon smirks. jay playfully rolls his eyes.
“anyways, are you going to confess to (name) noona?” sunoo tilts his head. he prettily flutters his eyes whilst cupping his face. heeseung shakes his head.
“I don’t like (name) like that. we are just flirting for fun, besides i can’t just risk my career like that.”
“then what’s with all the ‘god, she’s beautiful’ or ‘i wish I could date her’ muttered under your breath, hyung?”
“i just-I don’t think it would be appropriate for me to fall in love.”
“so you became a simp? that still shows you have feelings for her.” sunghoon says.
“I don’t know what love is.” heeseung huffs.
“booooo, for someone who flirts with ENGENEs all the time. you suck at realising your feelings.” jay grumbles.
“you are like jay hyung. a virgin.” jungwon says.
“man, I have sex.” jay folds his arms.
jake snorts, “with what? your right hand? that’s not sex.”
“hyung, ni-ki is right there.” jungwon scolds.
“it’s true though, what bitches is jay pulling.” sunghoon shrugs.
“your mom.” jay says.
“sorry but my mom has taste. reason why, she and my dad created me. the hot sexy bitch I am.” sunghoon flips his hair.
it went dead silent and sunghoon rolls his eyes. “I make the face of the group. you should be thankful for my visuals.”
“heeseung hyung is the face of the group but sure, we thank you for your visuals.” sunoo says.
“only sunoo has my back. you guys are fake as fuck.” sunghoon huffs.
>> next day >>
as per usual, the boys had their schedule. their plan had already initiated. today, jay was their videographer.
“heeseung, it’s time for your makeup.” heeseung was about to go but sunoo decided to put on an act knowing jay was already recording.
“jieun noona, could you help sew my clothes? it seems like there is a tear in the clothes.” sunoo says. jieun rolls her eyes.
“there are other stylists around, can’t you ask them? I have to prioritise heeseung first.”
“the other stylists are busy with the other members-”
“I don’t care, go find another stylist.” she pushes sunoo away. sunoo rolls his eyes once he turns his head away, jay was there to film everything. jay knew ENGENEs could trust sunoo’s judgement. he was always right when it came to feeling a person’s character.
another opportunity rises after the performance, this time jake records.
“heeseung, come here. you must be smelling horrible.”
“uh, yeah. I just finished a performing.” heeseung says, he could feel the awkwardness and he hated it.
she sniffs heeseung and sighs, “I knew it. come on, let’s get you cologne or something. you smell like sweat.” jake gasps behind the camera. jungwon watching in horror.
“nah, she’s foul for that.” sunghoon says.
“heeseung hyung must feel so bad now.” ni-ki pouts.
“you smell too ni-ki.” jake says. ni-ki shoves jake.
that’s all before jake shoves ni-ki and they start play fighting. like puppies.
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