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madamemachikonew · 8 days
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"Go to hell" is basic. "Hope your favourite anime movie sequel gets cancelled after seven years in production AND getting an animated teaser." is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happened.
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filmbyjy · 1 year
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TWITTER SUCKS! > sixteen! let me sniff [written]
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synopsis > who knew you could become famous overnight for paying $8 for a single blue checkmark? however, it does come with consequences…what happens when the actual BELIFT Lab comes knocking at your door. all because you simply impersonated your bias.
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WARNINGS: I do mention sex here like a couple of times but they are just for shits and giggles. I could never write smut (though JAM OUT was a whole complete different level)
a/n: holy shit, first written chapter of the series😮 ALSO!! SELAMAT HARI RAYA TO MY MUSLIM FOLLOWERS🫶🏻🫶🏻 time to get your raya duit and spend it on enha😍
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everything was fine. well at least what heeseung thought, he didn’t know that the staff he was practically close with was mean to the other members. until they told him of course.
he knew this staff was pretty quote on quote ‘touchy’ but heeseung never thought she was crazy. however, if the boys say she’s insane then it must be true. heeseung could trust the boys way more than her, after all she just recently started working with their team.
— placing this in case read more messes up —
“hyung, just watch and observe her for a couple of weeks. you’ll notice how mean she is with sunoo and sunghoon.” jay says.
and it’s what heeseung did. he observed her and he was definitely not surprised. jay always knew how to tell the truth, he was also never a great liar. there was also something in particular she does which ticks heeseung off. it was the way she handled things, especially with fans.
it was like those bodyguards at airports. who push those ‘fans’ when they were about to enter the waiting area. the only difference is the ENGENEs that they met were really nice and respectful, she was not. she had insist the ENGENEs weren’t allowed to photograph any of them. which seems fair since it was a private schedule but heeseung felt like it was unnecessary. the fans weren’t even asking for a photograph, they were simply shocked to see the boys and said hi.
“I get what you mean, she’s crazy.” heeseung says. all 7 of the boys were sprawled in the living room. ni-ki and jake were playing the PS5.
“I think she purposely approached HYBE to get a job and be close to heeseung hyung. she sees me and sunghoon hyung as a threat because she knows that we don’t fuck with her.” sunoo rolls his eyes.
“well, she’s creepy. how old was she again?”
“hyung’s age?” jake says. he yells after because ni-ki’s kart had pushed his to the side. “YAH! NISHIMURA I WAS WINNING.”
“too bad, jake hyung.” ni-ki sticks out his tongue, teasing the boy.
“she’s like one of the youngest staff member on our team. she’s definitely trying to seduce hyung.” jungwon says.
“the attempt isn’t subtle at all. we literally see her undressing heeseung with her eyes.” sunghoon complains. heeseung gasps before covering his body up as if he could imagine her eyes.
“she did that?”
“oh hyung, if only you weren’t oblivious. yes, she did undress you with her eyes.” sunghoon says.
“she literally slowly panned her eyes up and down your body. she looked like a total pervert.” jake gags.
“fuck, what do we do?”
“hmm, maybe we could…lowkey record her? use the en-core camera and like angle ourselves to where she is sort of seen but also off-camera so they won’t blur out her face.” jungwon says.
“won, you are a genius.” jake says.
“oh I know.” jungwon smirks. jay playfully rolls his eyes.
“anyways, are you going to confess to (name) noona?” sunoo tilts his head. he prettily flutters his eyes whilst cupping his face. heeseung shakes his head.
“I don’t like (name) like that. we are just flirting for fun, besides i can’t just risk my career like that.”
“then what’s with all the ‘god, she’s beautiful’ or ‘i wish I could date her’ muttered under your breath, hyung?”
“i just-I don’t think it would be appropriate for me to fall in love.”
“so you became a simp? that still shows you have feelings for her.” sunghoon says.
“I don’t know what love is.” heeseung huffs.
“booooo, for someone who flirts with ENGENEs all the time. you suck at realising your feelings.” jay grumbles.
“you are like jay hyung. a virgin.” jungwon says.
“man, I have sex.” jay folds his arms.
jake snorts, “with what? your right hand? that’s not sex.”
“hyung, ni-ki is right there.” jungwon scolds.
“it’s true though, what bitches is jay pulling.” sunghoon shrugs.
“your mom.” jay says.
“sorry but my mom has taste. reason why, she and my dad created me. the hot sexy bitch I am.” sunghoon flips his hair.
it went dead silent and sunghoon rolls his eyes. “I make the face of the group. you should be thankful for my visuals.”
“heeseung hyung is the face of the group but sure, we thank you for your visuals.” sunoo says.
“only sunoo has my back. you guys are fake as fuck.” sunghoon huffs.
>> next day >>
as per usual, the boys had their schedule. their plan had already initiated. today, jay was their videographer.
“heeseung, it’s time for your makeup.” heeseung was about to go but sunoo decided to put on an act knowing jay was already recording.
“jieun noona, could you help sew my clothes? it seems like there is a tear in the clothes.” sunoo says. jieun rolls her eyes.
“there are other stylists around, can’t you ask them? I have to prioritise heeseung first.”
“the other stylists are busy with the other members-”
“I don’t care, go find another stylist.” she pushes sunoo away. sunoo rolls his eyes once he turns his head away, jay was there to film everything. jay knew ENGENEs could trust sunoo’s judgement. he was always right when it came to feeling a person’s character.
another opportunity rises after the performance, this time jake records.
“heeseung, come here. you must be smelling horrible.”
“uh, yeah. I just finished a performing.” heeseung says, he could feel the awkwardness and he hated it.
she sniffs heeseung and sighs, “I knew it. come on, let’s get you cologne or something. you smell like sweat.” jake gasps behind the camera. jungwon watching in horror.
“nah, she’s foul for that.” sunghoon says.
“heeseung hyung must feel so bad now.” ni-ki pouts.
“you smell too ni-ki.” jake says. ni-ki shoves jake.
that’s all before jake shoves ni-ki and they start play fighting. like puppies.
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cryptiduni · 10 months
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“white mourning.”
#‘‘A white mourning. A modern death. Divorce or something similar. All you can do is put more distance between you & him. make him smaller.’’#jean is a very easy character to hate if you know nothing about him. & you know what they say. easy target doesn’t make for a good practice#judit literally compares harry to intellectually disabled man yet you don’t see ppl hating her because she is outwardly nice.#she’s polite yes but she doesn’t care as much as jean cares for harry#he is not perfect. he is mean. but loyal. if he truly didn't care he wouldn't hab come back to martinaise & coulda just reported harry’s as#he put up with du bois’ bullshit for years and built a toxic (totally straight) relationship with him yet always comes back.#he says he will leave you in the village to die but please understand harry isn't exactly a great person. especially pre-bender hdb.#planned a make up joke & put on a wig for hdb even tho he wasn’t the who started the whole fiasco#you can hate him all you want for leaving harry before & during tribunal but how could he have foreseen all this bullshit would have happen#his second leaving is kinda bullshit writing but#jv is dealing with his own demons too. clinical depression. partner almost died. job is shit. case spiraling out control#i do not blame the DE staff either. sometimes shit just happens. not everything needs a grand explanation.#but it definitely coulda been handled better. but i understand. resources were sparse.#i relate to ​jv. as someone with temper issues & attention problems i have to remove myself from the scene or i'll say shit i'd regret late#my man is having the worst week of his life. leave him alone.#kim is great but have u heard of a man who thinks he's old when he is only 30 & luvs horses & his commie boyfriend that he's divorcin' soon#disco elysium#de fanart#jean vicquemare#disco elysium fanart#jean heron vicquemare#jean posting#illustration#de#artists on tumblr#my art#I WANTED TO DRAW THIS FOR MONTHSSS YOU COULDN'T IMAGINE. HE LITERALLY HAUNTED ME IN MY SLEEP!!!#i love him normal amount. very healthy. much feelings#my little maiu maiu
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hedgerlogs · 1 year
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does anyone else remember that one french anti-smoking ad
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triona-tribblescore · 5 months
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@diona-98' DTIYS, CONGRATS ON 101 MY LOVE :D /p
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helixcraft · 8 months
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Awhile ago @vanillaverses asked for some summer themed Pure Vanilla costume so... I tried to make a more beach themed one!
Sprite doodle + og humanized concepts under cut!
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i started with the humanized doodles as I had a general idea before settling on an idea! Also his staff's base back is a sea shell! I really tried to concept a kinda beach vibe so!!
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minimutty · 2 months
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Arcane Axe ❤️ Arcane Staff
The staff doesn't go that well with muspell's theme but it's still super cute. I'm so happy they get to match now~ 😊
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amelia-yap · 1 year
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haha therapy AU
#suletta mercury#miorine rembran#nika nanaura#chuatury panlunch#g witch#the witch from mercury#my art#tw blood#no because what the fuck#i am personally sending them to therapy#kinda modern AU and asticassia is like a psychiatric home#suletta has obvious high functioning anxiety and is schizophrenic#aerial and prospera are two of her more common hallucinations and voices she hears#both will never appear at the same time and depending on who is out atm dictates how comfortable suletta is with speaking#when (the few times) neither of them are there suletta will be on constant edge and more jumpy than usual (which says a lot)#also idk in here elnora and prospera are two separate identities#mio has moderately severe depression and ptsd cough ep12 cough#seeing clusters of red or red objects scattered around would send her into a massive panic#she put down playing the piano but still enjoys gardening and has a few plants that are easy to take care of in her room#slowly she expands to the home's indoor garden and practically owns it and the staff are just happy to let her do her thing#(not before relocating all the red flowers to a far away area lmao)#chuchu just goes in and out for anger management sessions lol#nika is a volunteer that helps around#still working out some stuff#sulemio will bump into each other and heal together like the homies they are and fall in love#there will probably definitely be more of this nonsense stay tuned i have no idea what happens either#i just want to put them in a safe place from bullshit to heal#they are so#also im laughing cause this reminded me of my dead wr hospital AU#anyway i hit the 30 tag limit so bye
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sepulchritude · 3 months
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I was collaborating with one of the trans guys at work about him giving a cultural competency training about transness, like we had a whole 2 hour conversation hashing out exactly what he’d want to discuss, but then he had to quit bc of life troubles 😭
But the whole reason we started working on this was bc another trans staff member requested it due to hearing some not great stuff from other staff 😭
So we need to have this training, and also I need someone to give any training that month bc I’m partly in charge of scheduling this stuff, but we don’t have anybody to do it anymore
….Which means I have to do it myself 😔
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r0semultiverse · 10 days
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Tumblr just nuked one of my nonbinary moots out of nowhere, but yeah sure okay, “queerest site on the internet.” 🙄
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jichanxo · 3 months
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hitting them with the girl beam (+ pre-judgment era beam)
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spooky-activity · 3 months
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local warlock drinks legendary potion of gigantification to save friend from eldritch horrors who live in The Mists
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Yeah, I really hate the new desktop UI.
What happened to the days when every website had its own unique UI and community?
Nowadays everything has to look and feel like Twitter because the majority of websites are run by out of touch tech bros who just wanna chase trends.
If I wanted a Twitter knockoff, I would have stayed on Threads. I came back to Tumblr to get away from all the Twitter nonsense, not to be reminded of it.
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null-entity · 2 months
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More Warrior/Spear reference.
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awarmshrine · 6 months
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There needs to be an anarchist mutual aid hotline. Like you call it and your local prison abolitionist transgender comrade answers and you can just be like "Hi I went to hospital for help but instead they're just deeply incompetent and retraumatising me, also I'm homeless, what do I do?" and they can be like "I got you, tell them to fuck off and remember it's always morally correct to lie to psychiatrists. If you want, my friend lives near the hospital and can pick you up and my neighbour lets people crash in their spare room, also if you put my name down as next of kin I'll advocate for your discharge. Or if you prefer we can brainstorm how to demand what you need and I'll get a friend in the area to come visit you so you feel safer."
Maybe I need to make this a thing.
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queerhawkeyes · 4 months
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got a thank you email from one of the law students we interviewed yesterday addressed to Attorney A, Attorney B, and Ms. Queerhawkeyes. Ouch.
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