#punches alex

[zabacore]

draft that my friend (worst enemy) is forcing me to post ;;p

the henry stickmin collection headcanons!

[only doing triple threat bcos thwyre love theyre life theyre god]

henry stickmin !

my little baby boy is white as hell holy shiiiiit. he is as pale as paper he is edward cullen. he says "ni hao" like "knee how" i love him tho. also hes def european or sumn idk. like italian or british IDK

HES SO BICURIOUS ENERGY GROWLS.... IDK. HE JUST SEEMS LIKE. CONFUSED ABOUT EVERYTHING HES SO SILLY. also a he/him user he doesnt get into that mentally ill stuff

thsi is baaaasically canon at this point but hes autistic + selectively mute!!! hes nonverbal a lot no shit hes kindof like ferb.

henry would watch brooklyn 99. idk i cant explain itbut he would. he probbaly wouldnt even understand it rlly he would just watch it

HES SCARED OF TOP HATS HE HIDES BEHIND CHARLES WHEN HE SEES THWM

henry stickmin

charles calvin !

HES ASIAN. SUE ME. IDOTN CARE. SOME SORTA EAST ASIAN MIXED TYPA SHIT. FILIPINO OR TAIWANESE. BUT HES ASIAN!!! FUCK YOU ALEX.

GAY GAY GAYYYYY GAYYYYY MLM!!!! HE IS A GAY HETHEY I DONT CAAARREEEE I DONT CARE!!!! also provably dabbled for a bit as a nonbinary but decided otherwise

soz can u tell charles is my fav character

he has audhd!!!! he definitely likes like the little wiggly slug fidgets giggles like thw ones that go wksjskanwskdjjd. yeah

goes NOWHERE without those headphones. always listenignt o music or smth to keep him focused

he prob has like commitment issues ;p idk he seems lole the type

when he goes to bed he needs like 17 different stuffed animals, two blankets, 5 pillows, white noise, music, a podcast, and a hefty dose of melatonin to fall asleep

wittle bonus stickvin/stickduo hc >< charles and henry are probs soooo like clingy to each other cus charles was like?? the youngest pilot rihjt? so he was probably very lonely and henry spent all his fuckin time commiting crimes so he probably had dno fuckin friends either. CUTESY!!!!

ellie rose !

she was my queer discovery awakening thtas all.

OK NO shes def like puerto rican or sumn ^^ idk they just havw that energyyyyyggggyghbgyghh

LESBIAN SHETHEY I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS ALL MY LIFE. LESBIAN DEMIGIRL SHETHEY ELLIE RISE KISISIES GRILS!!!!!!!

helllaaaaaa attachment issues oh my lrod if she isnr a daddy issues girl idk who is. their dad def like abanoned her adn her mom or sumthin idkkkk

third wheel to stickduo but is nevwr mad about it. isntead she just makws fun of them

"henry dont be a fucking pussy and hold his damn hand" "charles take OFF those goddamn headphones you look like an idiot"

yea she def swears the most out of the group too i lovw her

wine aunt. ill say no more

UMMMMMM YEA I DEF HAVE MROE BUT WHATEVE RDOES THIS SATISFY U ALEX. CAN I HAVE MY FAMILY BACK NOW PLEASDW

#thsc #the henry stickmin collection #henry stickmin #charles calvin #ellie rose #i wantto get violent #punches alex #i despise you

[arktic-blocks]

The blorbos <3333 I've had some weird art block for a while now, and I started these two a while ago and was really happy with them but just ran out of motivation. So, I figured I'd let them see the light of day as WIPs so that people can still appreciate them bc I still do really love how they are turning out <3 I still very much want to finish them but I am, as many artists are, at the whim of a fickle sense of motivation </3

#Steve is both soft and round and can also punch a hole through soild wood #and that's all I want in a man #also yes alex and steve are together #Both of them are the 'me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic' meme #also! Alex is a Half-Elf #bc yeah #I will eventually make a full ref that also explains their weapons ;)))) #// #minecraft #minecraft steve #minecraft alex

[actual-changeling]

okay but can we PLEASE allow crowley to have emotions? can we let him be angry, upset, bitter, frustrated, and NOT immediately want to forgive aziraphale? can we let him be a complex being with complex emotions and trauma who is allowed to be heartbroken over aziraphale choosing heaven instead of him?

yes, they love each other. yes, they both hurt each other in that final argument. yes, neither of them is completely wrong or right.

for six thousand years, crowley has done *everything* to accommodate aziraphale. he has swallowed his emotions, crossed his own boundaries, tried again and again to get aziraphale to listen to him so he can finally make him understand how the fall changed him and how deeply fucked up the entire heaven/hell system is. it is why i cannot see the apology dance seen as "cute" or "romantic" because it's crowley once again ignoring his emotions to save aziraphale from heaven and himself; he did NOTHING wrong! aziraphale should be the one apologizing, not crowley.

and while yes, aziraphale has been on his own journey and is struggling with his own trauma, he needs to start putting crowley before his personal comfort. he needs to stop expecting crowley to throw his feelings in the wind and come crawling back to him with an apology on his lips.

the final argument was crowley saying he's DONE doing that. he's done meeting aziraphale on his side, either they'll meet in the middle or not at all - and rightfully so. aziraphale hasn't been listening to him this season, he never has.

do you really think if crowley had given him the details of the trial in heaven, gabriel's trial, anything at all that aziraphale would have believed him? no! he wouldn't have! his entire schtick is finding increasingly insane explanations for the shit heaven pulls so it doesn't contradict his personal view of it.

their relationship has never been healthy, unconditional love is NOT healthy or good. it's simply not. crowley is allowed to have hard boundaries and conditions, he's allowed to not forgive him immediately (or at all, although we all know he eventually will). aziraphale is ALSO allowed to be upset. i know that we all want them to be together and happy, but trauma recovery and personal growth aren't that simple. they're both more than the relationship they have with each other.

#alex talks good omens #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #good omens season 2 #go2 #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable divorce #i swear to god if i have to see one more “unconditional love is great and healthy and good” post i will punch the wall #and these are german brick walls they punch back #like jesus christ guys please this is psych 101 do i need to start sharing my therapist's advice on main or what

[melodiousoblivionao3]

Alex and Trinity squaring up twice in like two minutes

Not the fighting duo I expected but my god the duo we needed

#Alex about to throw a punch was hot as hell #woso #uswnt #alex morgan #trinity rodman

[archerofunspeakablelove]

Yassen "not sentimental" Gregorovich, who drinks grenadine because Hunter introduced him to it, who threw away his grandfather's watch because Hunter told him to, who tried to prove he was a killer because he thought Hunter wanted him to be, who was happy about the scar Hunter gave him when saving his life, who wouldn't kill Alex because he is Hunter's son, because Hunter, because Hunter, because Hunter. But sure, Yassen, you're not sentimental. We totally believe you.

#chaotic ramblings #I'm gonna start tagging these as #coster #john rider #alex rider #yassen gregorovich #russian roulette #eagle strike #kinda? #anyways reading rr rn and “i drink it to this day” punched me in the gut #bro swears off all habits apart from the ones hunter gave him #and he swears off habits BECAUSE of hunter #like for the most part he's the perfect assassin but his one weakness (after he got over not being able to kill) was John #i wonder if that's going to end up being used against him #(I'm not finished with the book yet)

[cuubism]

Hi, may I ask about the bachelor au please and thank you:3

omg yes. i made a post once about how unhinged a dreamling Bachelor au would be, and then i actually started writing it XD

it's a bit messy/unformatted right now, because it's a sort of outsider POV structure where it alternates between scenes from the TV show and chat commentary from the internet fandom who are watching 😂 hopefully one day I'll actually write all of it

A scene from probably the last/second-to-last episode of the season. The final two "contestants" in the show were Hob (who Morpheus keeps insisting he doesn't have feelings for despite everything he does proving otherwise) and Thessaly.

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Morpheus leans on the railing, hunched in on himself. Rain pelts down onto his head, flattening his hair and soaking his clothes. Hob steps out through the sliding door, heedless of the rain, to stand beside him, and rests a hand on Morpheus’s back. Hob: Didn’t work out, then? His voice is softer than usual, almost inaudible over the rain. Not playful, or teasing, as it so often is with Morpheus, it’s just… gentle. Morpheus: She… decided… that she no longer loved me. Hob: Poor darling. Again, it’s not teasing, only a bit… sad. Morpheus: I suppose this means that you win. Hob: Yup. Morpheus curls into him, pressing his face into Hob’s chest with a sob. Hob catches him, wraps his arms around his shoulders, and holds him tight. Hob presses a kiss into his hair. Low enough that it’s clearly intended not to be picked up by the mics, he says— Hob: It’s alright, baby. It’s okay, it’s okay— —as Morpheus keeps crying.

INTERVIEW — HOB Hob’s expression is lacking its usual cheer and mischief. His hair is still wet, as though he’s only recently come in out of the rain. Hob: So I guess I won? Interviewer: You don’t sound happy about it. It takes a moment for Hob to respond. He bites his lip in thought, then sighs. Hob: I— it was just supposed to be a game. I thought— I thought we felt the same way about it, I thought— I didn’t even care if I won at first? So it was just for fun, just this totally ridiculous nightmare of a— He scrubs a hand over his face, messing up his hair. Hob: Seeing Dream like that, I didn’t realize, I didn’t realize what it— Interviewer: ‘Dream’? Hob: Hm? Interviewer: You called him Dream. Hob: Did I?

#chat went nuts bc 'dream' is a pet name hob made up that he only called morpheus in private before #also fandom is obsessed with hob bc he keeps doing insane things like threatening to kill people and punching alex in the face but when he' #around morpheus he's always just so sweet #the amount of lore about this fic that exists in my head but not on paper is incredible 😂 #bachelor au #my writing #ask #anonymous

[heyitspizzaking]

⭐️ PUNCH PUNCH FOREVER ⭐️

Go watch it

I’m obsessed

#artwork #alex rhys #fan art #fanart #punch punch forever #gogo matsumoto #nono matsumoto #speedoru

[jenna-louise-jamie]

real talk, yassen is insane for only sleeping 4 hours every 24 hours. baby that is not enough sleep. i know you're like peak health or whatever but that's only enough sleep to live, not thrive. how are you awake and alert everyday. whats wrong with you.

#i want to put him in a jar and shake him #i want to study him under a microscope #but for real adult humans need like a minimum of 7-9 hours of sleep to function properly #im not saying its not possible to live on 4 hours of sleep a day #but i am saying that i dont think the benefits outweigh the cons #maybe im just very defensive about getting a good amount of sleep everyday bc if i only slept 4 hours a day i would start biting people #and ripping doors off their hinges and punching holes into walls #i wanted to scream every time yassen mentioned he only sleeps 4 hours every night #russian roulette #yassen gregorovich #alex rider

[sophaeros]

arctic monkeys at the shockwaves nme awards, 2008 (x)

transcript:

interview: and finally, if you could punch or snog anyone here tonight, who would it be?

nick: (crosstalk) same time?

alex: (crosstalk) i’d do both.

matt: (crosstalk) i’d go- yeah yeah yeah.

interviewer: at the same time, if you’d like.

matt: (crosstalk) yeah no, it’d look like- yeah, no that’s what i mean, i get excited by that. snog ‘em and then punch ‘em.

alex: (mimes pouncing)

nick: any one, ‘cause that’s gonna finish the night for a long time, bruv.

matt: don’t know who, though. eh… (blows raspberry) not [inaudible]...

matt and alex: (look at each other, then look away and lick their lips)

matt: i don’t know, i don’t wanna punch anyone.

interviewer: (crosstalk) anyone you'd like to snog?

matt: unless absolutely necessary. heh, no, i don’t wanna punch anybody. um, or kiss anyone tonight, actually. ‘s just one of them days. just woke up and thought, “i'm not gonna kiss anyone today. or punch anyone.”

interviewer: [inaudible, cut off]

alex: which is lucky because normally the days- that’s your waking thought.

matt: yeah. i’m not gonna kiss anyone or punch- it’s never one or the other, it’s always both.

/end transcript

#bands #arctic monkeys #matt helders #alex turner #fwn era #nme magazine #poly-am #my hobbies include reading far too much into things #thanku tommy for sending the clip :3 <3 #snog em and then punch em you say. one of us fr #shockwaves nme awards #my transcript #mattlex

[endofbeginings]

Logan's 2 months pregnant in this pic

#i love their dynamic #alex is like the older brother who doesnt pull any punches and logan just laughs #their videos are soooo funny #alex albon #logan sargeant #f1 #own post

[teaforthetilllerman]

sorry but what was this ? you are in the middle of filming a television programme ?

#s16 is fully established as my go-to comfort watch along w/ 13 & 14. very excited for 17. anyway #alex going through every single emotion here but following along regardless #i bang on about the dog bed because its the easiest to reference and packs a big initial punch but this + the pink suit duck task #are leagues above. to the point where i start to be like ? hey #taskmaster

[mcmuppet]

alex is a top tier comedian

#lando looks like he's going to punch someone #but i love them your honor #2019 rookies are elite they always will be #lando norris #alex albon #george russell #mclaren #williams #mercedes #f1

[yellowloid]

can i. can i be the most annoying person for a second and say it. i just wanna say it. soft domestic 2024 milex

#post the car alex just chilling and enjoying his free time (tho i do wonder what he's doing in ny so often.......) #and miles still touring omb but jumping on a plane on his days off and flying back home to him any chance he gets #im. well. they give me mental illness #milex #ramblings #please dont take this seriously i just saw their recents one after the other and it kinda felt like getting punched in the face #mom and dad...........

[moonpiesarah]

ok SOMEONE had to take the bullet and draw v3 in the glass onion amogus scene

bonus cringe video just for you❤️

#danganronpa #danganronpa v3 #drv3 #korekiyo shinguji #angie yonaga #ryoma hoshi #kaede akamatsu #kokichi ouma #shuichi saihara #all art and editing by me but a huge chunk of my content are made possible by jesskasb’s delusions #shoutout to alex 😍 #and his wall punching ideas #knives out #knives out glass onion #glass onion #among us #saimota #sorry guys for being cringe #tw danganronpa #my art #fart #my edits #my videos

[henry-fox-biggest-stan]

For a man than doesn’t want to enter the military he sure looks ready to go to war

#he looks like he’s gonna punch someone #rwrb #red white and royal blue #casey mcquiston #firstprince #henry fox mountchristen windsor #alex claremont diaz #red white & royal blue

[areyoudoingthis]

izzy's clearly still going through it from "can't do the job, someone else will." he hasn't stopped looking like a drowned rat since that happened to him and it's so funny to me!!!!!!!

#funniest fucked up little shit in the seven seas #god's favorite punching bag #absurd gremling of a man #i want to study him!!!!! #ofmd spoilers #alex watches ofmd