#revenge of the housewives

[highpri3stess]

What if I did a crack fic called "keeping up with the older siblings of TR" ? Where it features every and any older sibling INCLUDING Y/N (because why tf not??), in one big group chat talking shit about each other and causing havoc, will anyone read it?

#I AM TAKING UP PROJECTS I KNOW I CANNOT HANDLE BUT IT'S OKAY I AM GOD'S STRONGEST SOLDIER #tokyo revengers fanfic #tokyo revengers x reader #will anyone read it #yes even dead siblings will be there *looks at shinichiro and smiles* #waka and benkei are only there like those extras in the real housewives or wags that have no boyfriends or husbands and are looking for one #yes i can do comedy my life's a joke for god's sake 💀

[couragehopelovefaith]

Watching “out of context”-videos is a constant battle between drowning in “Oh, what a great day to remember why I love this show!”-nostalgia and “Gosh, why on earth did I get attached to this heartbreaking shit-show?”-rant.

#supernatural #merlin #pretty little liars #grey's anatomy #teen wolf #revenge #glee #the vampire diaries #the originals #the desperate housewives #13 reasons why #shadowhunters #once upon a time #fate the winx saga #house

[meangirls-imagines]

hey could you do a Regina George x femme reader where the reader is a member of the plastics and gets revenge for Regina on Cady after finding out about the Kalteen bars?

Sabotage

Description: Reader finds out Cady is sabotaging her girlfriend, which is also the reason of her girlfriend's insecurities as of late.

WARNINGS: fluffy, cady being a bitch, reader being protective, regina being insecure

"Do you think I look fat?"

Y/N looked up from her phone at her girlfriend's question. Regina stood in front of her floor-length mirror in a sports bra and biker shorts. She was frowning at her body in the mirror. Y/N answered.

"No? You look gorgeous as usual, baby. Why the long face?" Regina turned towards her girlfriend. "Those bars Cady gave me aren't working I think. It seems like I'm getting bigger." Y/N put her phone down and opened her arms.

Regina walked into her girlfriend's arms as the girl held her tightly. "You look like a goddess, Gina. You don't need weight loss bars. Trust me." Regina pouted. "I just need to lose a few pounds. That's all." Y/N kissed the girl's bare stomach.

"Well, I don't think so. How about you go take a shower and we can get takeout and watch trashy reality tv?" Regina nodded and pecked her girlfriend's lips before heading into her bathroom. Y/N got suspicious and decided to grab the wrapper of the bar from the small trash can in the blonde's room.

Reading the label she saw the word "Kalteen" before she stashed it in her bag to do research on later. The blonde finished in the shower as Y/N placed an order for her favorite chinese place before pulling up a random housewives show as the blonde cuddled into her side.

She was going to get to the bottom of this.

To say Y/N was livid was an understatement. When she went home that night, she googled the brand of bars Cady had been giving her girlfriend, only to find out their true purpose.

To make the consumer gain weight.

GAIN WEIGHT.

That's why Regina had been feeling insecure. Because she was slowly gaining weight. Y/N was pissed. And it helped that she knew the culprit of the crime.

Cady Fucking Heron.

The girl Regina had taken under her wing to help. And this was how the girl re-payed her girlfriend? Y/N was going to get revenge.

In the best way she knew how.

The next day at school, she had approached Karen and Gretchen, telling them the situation. The girls were rightfully pissed. Y/N knew that telling Gretchen was the right choice because by 2nd period, a nasty rumor about Cady had been spread.

The rumor was that Cady had been infected with BV after having sex with the whole football team. Everyone had heard the rumor and by lunch time, it was all anyone could talk about.

Cady had become the school's laughing stock and as she tried to sit with the plastics, Y/N stopped her. "Sorry, Cady. But you can't sit with us. We can't associate with you anymore. Not after your diagnosis.." Cady turned a deep scarlet. "I don't have that! I don't know who started that rumor but they're wrong."

Y/N smirked. Regina sat in silence, wanting to see where this went. "Sucks having someone make everyone think something is wrong with your body doesn't it?" Cady looked at Y/N, confused before realization came over her face.

"It was you." Y/N smirked. "Why, Cady, I have no idea where you came up with that lie!" Cady glared at Y/N. "Why did you do it?" Y/N sighed and smiled. "Well, considering the fact that you messed with my girlfriend's body, I thought I would return the favor."

At that information, Regina looked at Cady. "What do you mean, messed with my body?" Y/N looked at her girlfriend. "Those Kalteen bars? They were making you gain weight, not lose it." Regina became angry at those words and looked at Cady.

"Is that true?" It felt like Cady was suffocating. She had been caught and no one was there to back her up. "Uh..I-" Regina put a hand up. "Save it. You're lucky Y/N only did the rumor. I would've ruined your life. But, since you're no longer going to associate with us, you're no longer a threat. Now, leave us alone, or I will ruin your life."

Cady scurried off as the blonde looked satisfied. Y/N sat down next to her girlfriend, Regina pulling her into a kiss. Gretchen and Karen squealed at the cuteness as the two pulled away. "Thank you for protecting me, baby."

Y/N smirked. "You're my princess, of course I'll protect you."

They didn't see Cady for the rest of the week, learning later on that she went back to being homeschooled. Y/N smirked when she heard the news.

Don't fuck with her girlfriend.

#regina george x reader #regina george imagine #mean girls imagines #mean girls 2024

[exist4me]

Random Ghost Headcanons 💀💖

Author’s notes: Just wrote this headcanon to procrastinate from studying for finals. I miss writing so enjoy. (I don’t own the gif)

word count:310 or so.

content warning: food mention.

Simon’s favourite pastime is watching you. When you're dancing while washing dishes, cooking a meal, or just humming to a song. He just likes to look at you and admire the way you move. When insomnia hits him late at night, he just sits in bed gazing at your peaceful face til sunrise. After a long deployment, he does this often.

He’s not known for being a good cook or baker but there is one meal that he makes the best. SHEPHERD’S PIE. He doesn’t cook it as often but that is what makes it even more special when he does. He brags about it all the time to the 141. Soap had to beg him to experience his specialty.

Simon likes to clean. He hates to see a dirty house. He keeps his room on the base and your guys’ home spotless. He surprisingly loves air fresheners. You bought them home one day, and he was obsessed with them.

If anyone asks Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley hates reality tv. Although he watches all of your favourites with him. Love is Blind, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Too Hot To Handle, Bachelor/Bachelorette, and Love Island. He’s never missed one episode with you. Unfortunately, when he’s deployed you don’t watch without him, and avoiding spoilers is a challenge. He watched an episode without you once, and you didn’t speak to him for the rest of the day. He made it up to you though. You made him apologize to you like those guys in Love Island.

Ghost is weirdly good at Uno. He’s crazy competitive when it comes to that game. Don’t you dare give him a 2+ or 4+ card. He’d pout for the entire game while plotting his revenge.

Simon Riley has a sweet tooth. It’s a problem. ( A/N: Don’t ask I will not elaborate. He just does).

#ghost mw2 #ghost x you #ghost x reader #simon riley #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost headcanons #simon riley headcanons #simon riley x female reader #simon riley x f!reader #simon riley x gn reader #simon riley x gender neutral reader #ghost x female reader #ghost x f!reader #simon riley x black!reader #ghost x black reader

[lovecanyon]

can you make a instagram blurb of band!reader and harry when they were broken up? i live for drama…😝

INSTAGRAM BLURB

band!y/n x harry

day two!

MASTERLIST | PATREON

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MAY 2019

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enews Stevie Nicks guitarist Y/N L/N seen with actor Robert Pattinson in London yesterday, first time photographed after her breakup with musician Harry Styles. Sources say L/N and Pattinson had been seeing each other for a while.

ynfan4 did i just read this correctly

ynfan4 did i just read this correctly

harryfan7 imagine how harry is feeling right now….

ynfan10 i didn’t think of that

harryfan13 WHY IS SHE SMILING, PLEASE STOP Y/N 😭😭

ynfan8 she really loves the british men

harryfan11 I WANT HER AND HARRY BACK TOGETHER

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yourinstagram date nights

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ynfan14 i literally am crying

pillowpersonpp CUTIESSSS!!!

harryfan12 PLEASE WHAT SIDE ARE YOU ON SARAH…😭

ynfan6 i hate it here

harryfan9 this is not harry…..

ynfan15 IT’S THE FACT HARRY LIKED THIS?? THIS IS SO BAD

harryfan17 he’s probably crying right now ngl

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dailyloveband Y/N AND HER RUMORED BOYFRIEND LEAVING BEACHWOOD CAFÉ LAST NIGHT!

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ynfan27 no. no. no.

harryfan21 WE DON’T NEED THEM. WE DON’T WANT THEM

ynfan25 i feel so bad for harry…

harryfan28 she should’ve been mrs. styles 😭

ynfan26 @yourinstagram you know what to do!

ynfan22 I WONDER WHAT STEVIE THINKS OF THIS…

harryfan29 didn’t need to see this

deuxmoi has added to their instagram stories!

JULY 2019

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updatingyn Y/N and Robert attending a Gucci show today!

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ynfan30 omg

harryfan39 OKAY YOU CAN LEAVE ME ALONE NOW

ynfan35 i’m sliding down the wall sobbing 😭

harryfan33 i already know what harry’s next album is going to be about

ynfan31 it’s so obvious too

harryfan37 these are not my parents!

ynfan34 i feel like a mother who disapproves 🫠

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stylesnews Harry leaving Beachwood café earlier today in LA!

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harryfan47 isn’t that y/n’s favorite place to go to?

ynfan45 @yourinstagram YOU ARE TRULY MISSING OUT

harryfan49 maybe we should let her move on…

ynfan40 loving y/n’s style on him!

harryfan42 not him wearing his ex girlfriends rings 😭

ynfan44 harry really is reminiscing

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caradelevingne the real housewives of beachwood canyon

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harryfan53 beachwood canyon…

ynfan57 WHY DOES Y/N SEEMS SO HAPPY 😭

yourinstagram the residents of b.c definitely love us!

caradelevingne they are most likely planning their revenge on us

harryfan54 isn’t cara also friends with harry?

stevienicks coolest girls i know

ynfan50 harry was at her fav café yesterday just a fyi

SEPTEMBER 2019

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ynupdates Y/N AT BEACHWOOD CAFÉ TODAY!

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harryfan60 let her live in peace

ynfan68 y/n and harry…you guys can get back together now

harryfan65 I MISSED HER 😭

ynfan61 i’m wondering if she’s still going to be in harry’s band

harryfan69 i honestly hope so 🙏

ynfan63 why is it such a surprise that y/n’s there? It was her place before harry’s…

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yndaily Y/N playing guitar at Stevie Nicks’ show tonight!

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harryfan78 SHE’S BACK TO HER ROOTS

ynfan75 stevie and y/n are seriously the best duo ever

harryfan71 i’ve been waiting for this moment 😫

ynfan79 HARRY WAS ALSO AT THE SHOW…

harryfan73 oh. my. god.

ynfan76 y/n performing with stevie again…harry being at the concert…

harryfan77 isn’t that the guitar harry gifted her

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hsnews HARRY AT STEVIE NICKS’ SHOW TONIGHT IN LA!

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ynfan80 HELLO? WHAT!

harryfan88 just an ex supporting his fellow ex!

ynfan84 harry looks so good 😭

harryfan81 he’s still in love with y/n it’s so obvious

ynfan86 I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER TO SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS

harryfan83 it’s seriously the best thing ever

ynfan87 we are getting our parents back 😌

OCTOBER 2019

deuxmoi via instagram stories!

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yourinstagram back home

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harryfan93 SHE IS SO CUTE

ynfan96 “back home” *insert eyebrow raise*

harrystyles My love.

yourinstagram i adore you ❤️

harryfan99 SHSJSJSJ THEY ARE BACK TOGETHER

kidharpoon see you in the studio soon!

ynfan90 NOT HER AT HARRY’S HOUSE…😭

pillowpersonpp i have never been so excited

NOVEMBER 2019

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harrystyles FINE LINE . THE ALBUM . DEC 13

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ynfan91 OH MY GOODNESS 🫠

harryfan97 all the songs are probably about y/n too…

yourinstagram couldn’t be anymore prouder!

harrystyles I love you my baby.

ynfan92 mom and dad have reunited 🙏

harry_lambert already one of my favorite albums of yours

harryfan94 fine line = album written all about y/n

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yourinstagram fine line, out december 13. pink & blue forever

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harryfan102 she worked on the album 😭

ynfan105 PINK AND BLUE FOREVER? WHAT IS SHE SAYING?

harrystyles The woman behind it all.

yourinstagram i seriously love you so much h

harryfan107 soulmates always find their way back to each other 🥹

annetwist so gorgeous darling ❤️

ynfan104 y/n is the muse for this album!

3 YEARS LATER!

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yourinstagram a little throwback from my baby shower two years ago! ❤️

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harryfan116 THIS IS SO ADORABLE

ynfan113 y/n had a baby shower 😭

harrystyles My beautiful wife.

yourinstagram i’m obsessed with you

harryfan112 she’s so me 🤭

gemmastyles one of the best times ever 💖

ynfan118 NOW I CAN DIE HAPPY

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harrystyles Love my precious girls.

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harryfan120 AWEEE OMGG

ynfan124 y/n and cherry’s hair clips 🫠

yourinstagram we love you daddy! ❤️

harrystyles I couldn’t be more happier to hear that darling.

harryfan122 SOULMATES 🥹

pillowpersonpp my best friends are so cute

ynfan137 the way harry probably took this photo of them 😭

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#harry styles x reader #dad!harry #harry styles #band!y/n #harry styles au #harry styles fanfiction #harry styles x y/n #harry styles x you #boyfriend!harry #harry styles fake social media #harry styles fake instagram #harry styles fake ig

[yuikomoriemo]

DIABOLIK LOVERS HEADCANONS PAGE 2

If the sakamakis/mukamis had TV as kids they'd definitely be watching cartoon network and MTv

Yui one time as revenge waxed laitos eyebrows-

Ayato caught yui watching TWILIGHT and started to act like Edward towards her-

During pride month the brothers take yui to pride but REIJI ACTS LIKE ONE OF THOSE ALLY MOMS 😭XD

Kanato is only scared of one thing...BATHS

One time yuma ate a raw egg when ruki refused to help him shop for more food since his garden crops couldn't handel the heat

Occasionally whenever Kou loses it he loves to smash a bottle on yumas head-

Reiji snuck out to a Malice Mizer concert once (Shu found out but never told anyone)

Kanato watches child's play-

Karl- he is better than reiji with phones

One time kous fans picked on yui that resulted in kou actually making his fans scared of him-

Shu thinks all vampire movies except for "Interview with a Vampire" and "Dracula" are bullshit

(Canon)Yuma devours more than someone's blood-

One time when Laito and Kou were watching desperate housewives laito did what Orson did to bree and put sleeping pills in his drink WHICH RESULTED IN HIM PASSING OUT ON STAGE DURING A CONCERT

Kanatos committed more than murder

Genderbend headcanon- male cordelia would treat the triplets better and cordelia would've loved to have girls instead

Yui used to get picked on by other church girls-

On Halloween reiji gives trick or treaters toothpaste-

Yui would be a nervous vampire-

Actors au: Shu and reiji would be besties irl and ayato would be so clingy to yui and laito cringes during bloopers-

Kou once suprised a fan on their birthday-

Actors au again- laito would have the most frequent bloopers

AYATO...HAS MADE A FANFICTION-

yuis favourite music artist is lady gaga-

Cordelia if she was more verbally abusive would be one of those 1930s mothers when their husband isn't home from work-

I think christa would have been better off with a lobotomy instead of suffering and if she did get one subaru most likely would cry after leaving her during a visit.

Yui went to prom and purposely dressed as CARRIE thanks to kanato

Reiji and Ruki argue about politics-

One time Reiji scolded kanato for 4 hours because he couldn't answer 6 times 3-

Kou grade average is A+(or grade 6-9 in the UK) thanks to rukis painful tutor sessions.

Ayato once went to the school Councillor and by the end the Councillor had to go to a therapist and the THERAPIST HAD TO GO TO ANOTHER THERAPIST AND THE OTHER THERAPIST HAD TO- you get the picture.

Another actors Au thing, During one of the bite scenes with reiji he actually bit yui hard by accident and became a sobbing mess with yui just laughing trying to comfort him 😭😭.

If the sakamakis played smash or pass with the mukamis the only one with the most passes is ruki and yuma (because shu "killed" his brothers for saying smash to yuma-)

Yuma 100% has a southern accent COME ON COWBOY YUMA IS CANON

One time ayato accidentally blasted cupcake(...GULP GULP GULP CUPCAKE-) when reiji was hosting something-

Subaru draws pictures or takes photos of the now modern world for Christmas as a gift and a sorry that she can't live in it..*SOBS*.

@yuma-mukami-garden-god @notdiabolika @diabolikpersonals

#diabolik lovers #anime and manga #kanato sakamaki #kou mukami #yuma mukami #ayato sakamaki #azusa mukami #reiji sakamaki #laito sakamaki #diabolik lovers ask blog #diabolik lovers headcanons

[harrywavycurly]

Omg!!! I loooove the idea of Steve on housewives and having the wife who is famous 🥰 the snark?!?! He would be housewife!Reader’s BFF and would totally get back at the ones who called her tacky.

~🐈‍⬛

Hiii lovey!!! I love the idea as well!! I imagine Eddie would walk into the bedroom, tired from a day at the studio to his wife and Steve sitting in her closet and he’d be like “now normally I don’t mind other men looking at my wife but what the fuck are you doing in here Harrington?” And Steve would just roll his eyes and be all “my wife is in New York on set and I heard one of the wives called Mrs. Munson tacky so…I’m here making sure she gets her revenge tomorrow at what’s her face’s dinner party.” Eddie would just look from Steve to you as you hold up two dress options in your hands. “I say go with the black….never go wrong with black.” Making you smile as he shoots you a wink before going to take a shower. But he’d still be able to hear Steve go “I know you love him and everything but he wears leather year round and has a dangling dagger earring so…maybe don’t take fashion advice from him?” 😂💖

Eddie whenever he sees Steve with his wife:

#rockstar!eddie munson #rockstar!eddie x reader #eddie munson au #Eddie Munson x housewife!reader #eddie munson imagine #eddie munson concept #eddie munson fluff #Steve Harrington x famous!reader #eddie Munson #my little dungeon master baby #my little fluffy haired baby #🐈‍⬛ anon #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you

[crackerjackalope]

The Real Housewives of Innsmouth

Ever wanted to play a ttrpg about a bunch of catty fish women competing on reality tv? Ever wanted to absolutely screw over your friends in the name of petty revenge? Ever wanted to play a game the designer tagged both “eldritch horror” and “reality tv”?

If you answered yes to any of those questions then you should check out my latest game: The Real Housewives of Innsmouth! A game that lets you live out all your ugliest social fantasies!

Check it out on Itch here!

#ttrpg #ttrpg design #eldritch horror #reality tv #indie rpgs #oc

[vintagetvstars]

Itatí Cantoral Vs. Audrey Meadows

Propaganda

Itatí Cantoral - (María la del Barrio) - People might not know her name or have seen her show, but they’ve seen the memes

Audrey Meadows - (The Honeymooners) - She had a great sarcastic bite that set her apart from the other TV housewives of the era. Pop culture remembers her show as the one where the husband threatens to hit her for laughs, but when I actually watched the show I was struck by how the joke was really that for all her husband's bluster, it was clear who really ran the household.

Master Poll List of the Hot Vintage TV Ladies Bracket

Additional propaganda below the cut

Itatí Cantoral:

Everyone’s been asking what this is about, so:

Soraya is the lady and she is the villain of the show, she used the guy, who is obviously younger to get revenge on her enemy who is his mom and dad. The girl in the wheelchair is her stepdaughter, who’s father she had killed to take their money and she hates her obviously. She hates all of them, especially after that kiss and vows to kill them all.

TW: domestic violence, abuse, blood, murder, stabbing

Audrey Meadows:

Honeymooners - Alice Tells off Ralph.mp4

The Honeymooners | Alice calls Ralph “Tubby”

TW: weight jokes

#vintage tv stars poll #tv ladies 1 #itati cantoral #audrey meadows #Youtube

[royal-confessions]

“I never understood what revenge Diana achieved by wearing the infamous "revenge dress". Charles couldn't care less if Diana slept with other men while they were still married, why would he be scandalized if she wore a revealing dress after they divorced? He was far from perfect but he had never been a possessive husband or a puritanical bigot. Diana could walk around naked and he wouldn't say a word. Frustrated housewives stuck in unhappy marriages began to project on this situation and consider it a "revenge" when it was just a random cocktail dress.” - Submitted by Anonymous

#princess diana #King Charles III

[undergroundkdrama]

#KDRAMAWOMENSWEEK 2023 | March 8th – 15th  2023

[alternatively: a week and one day to talk about and make things for women you appreciate in celebration of International Women’s Day] Inspired by @evansbrewster that’s no longer on Tumblr.com.

@kdramaladies will be hosting the event as well. I’ll reblog where I can and try to be present. Prompts courtesy of @dramaheroine who has dont 99.9999% of getting this week to happen, prompts and more, thanks so much. Gifs courtesy of @cuddlybitch, @haeyeongs and @orangesyellow. Thank you all so so much. Thank you to everyone that checks in about this when I am sure I’ll be sitting it out. KWW has been happening for eight years, this being the ninth which is nuts.

Please tag your posts #kdramawomensweek and/or @undergroundkdrama so they are easier to find, admire, and reblog.

Day 1: In Her Head

Women with rich inner worlds, full of hidden thoughts, desires and fantasies. Are her thoughts being revealed to the viewers in visually exciting ways? Think dream sequences, a touch of magical realism, voiceovers, a cut to a talking head or perhaps weird little animated cells…

Day 2: “It” Girl

2021 was all about Haves and Haves Not x2000. 2022 was the year of women in the legal profession. Tell us which of the characters fitting this year’s trend you have enjoyed the most and why. What made them better than the rest? Or what else do you think has been a popular theme/genre/topic for 2022 dramas? How did women fit into the equation? Here are a few examples: gangsters, “behind the scenes”, school violence, countryside living etc.

Day 3: The Help

Women holding everything together in the background, women who have to do all the dirty work, who do thankless labour regardless of the setting or time period. Servants, secretaries, domestic staff, cleaners, nurses, nannies, care workers, housewives…Let’s put some time aside to ‘celebrate those who don’t celebrate’ because they are too busy keeping things running.

Day 4: Bad Girls Club

Everyone loves an angst filled, angry revenge drama so lets talk about the women who seek revenge? Women who hold grudges and whose hearts are filled with rage. Women who hurt others (knowingly and unknowingly). Women who seek power over others and/or themselves in cruel ways. A day for celebrating women’s wrongs.

Day 5: Recommend Her!

Choose your fave – give us a Top 10 that you think she’d make e.g. Spotify Wrapped, her 2023 reading list, her watchlist. Personally, I think that Lee Yeo Reum from Summer Strike listens to a playlist like this (https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3yrqVOEnwQG4z8czX8qD4k?si=36e45bbaeaad4892) as she walks around the village trying to make sense of who she is and what she wants. Today’s a day for projecting and recommending. Sneak your recs in here.

Day 6: Funny Girl Woman

We know women are funny, here’s your time to show love to the actresses who predominately act in comedies, female characters who you find hilarious and actresses who provide the perfect comedic relief every time they pop up onscreen.

Day 7: Lee Yoon Jung/Noh Hee Kyung OR Surprise!

Two pioneering women behind many of our classic favourite dramas. Think of this as a space for tributes to them, what you love about their dramas, Lee Yoon Jung’s direction, Noh Hee Kyung’s writing, your favourite female characters from their dramas… OR  Your favourite cameos by actresses! Who used their tiny bit of screen time in the best way possible?!

Day 8: Timeslip

What if time travel really existed? What if two female characters from different dramas, from different tv eras could meet? How are they connected? Why should they meet? Think of this as an opportunity for you to travel back in time.

Please also feel free to be inspired by the prompts from previous years (2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2020 Part Deux, 2021, 2022).

#kdramaedit #kdramasource #userdramas #asiandramanet #asiandramasource #kdrama women's week #kdramawomensweek #and I am very thankful always for everyone that participates #i hope you're all doing well and live isn't kicking your ass too hard #and that you're giving yourself the grace that you'll be giving these characters this week! #bc that's what it's all about and all that mushy stuff #thank you thank you <3 #this will always mean something to me even though i am a flake and i don't have the strength or time and sometimes even the energy or will #thanks again to dramaheroine #truly a heroine #thank you

[anonymoushouseplantfan]

Hi Plant! So happy you're back. I've missed your analyses and commentary. You've always been spot on.

You theorized that we're in the endgame now. I think so too. But something I've been thinking about is: what happens when it's game over? It's more a question about Meghan. She doesn't think long-term strategy like this. She's so hyperfocused on this revenge fantasy that I don't think she's thought about what will come afterwards when no one cares. (The revenge fantasy will turn onto Harry when she finally gives up on the BRF. I think she'll turn on Harry after the dust settles from the coronation.)

She can't go back to Hollywood since she's aged out of the hot girlfriend role. She's too exposed for MILF roles. She doesn't have a brand or the audience to be an influencer, doesn't sell magazines or clothes. All the Archewell stuff seems like one bad Santa Ana windstorm away from collapsing. So what does she do? Where does she go when no one pays attention to her?

I feel pretty confident that Harry will go crawling back to the BRF no matter what. He will eventually get tired of what little money comes in and being responsible for all these bills and debts (who'd have thunk children and the LA lifestyle are expensive?). He'll take whatever plea bargain Charles (or William) offers to get him out of LA and back on royal payroll in a heartbeat when that time comes.

That is the question. She can try to reinvent herself as post-divorce Diana but I don't think that will work because there's only so much reinvention you can do at this level of fame.

Particularly since she has proven to be incompetent at so many things. She can't act. She can't do voiceovers. She can't write. I used to think she could be a good talk show hostess but the podcasts were pretty awful, so that's not an option.

I feel the documentary even trashed her fashionista image. That scene with the Carolina Herrera dress showed pretty clearly that she has no fashion knowledge whatsoever.

So I'm not sure what she can do other than Real Housewives of Montecito.

[couragehopelovefaith]

Today I realized something: the only show endings I've been fully satisfied with, are Glee, House, my childhood favorite Lizzie McGuire and - to some extent - The Haunting Of Hill House. All the others I can think of, not so much, because they have either

a) killed too many of my favorite characters in the last minute and ended the show too sadly or with a not-good full circle-moment considering how much suffering the characters have been going through

b) given us way too unrealistically happy ending considering the darker context and vibe of the show

c) allowed a happy ending to a character who really (in my opinion) doesn't deserve it, especially at the expense of the other characters

d) created a villain-reveal or the other final twist and/or its aftermath so poorly that it almost ruins the legacy of the entire show

e) had to rush the ending a bit or end it at the frustrating cliffhanger because of the cancellation or too few planned seasons

or

f) (the most minor reason) made too many of my anti-ships end up together

I'm sure that after I've pressed "post now" many others will come to my mind. But yeah. Just had to let this out.

#glee #lizzie mcguire #house #the haunting of hill house #supernatural #merlin #the desperate housewives #the originals #the haunting of bly manor #revenge #once upon a time #the vampire diaries #gossip girl #shadowhunters #fate: the winx saga #deadwind #karppi #teen wolf #the winchesters #ted lasso #just as the examples

[steddiebang]

Signed, Sealed, Delivered (I'm Yours)

Author: @steddieasitgoes l Artist: @doomcheese l Artist: @strawberrysh0rk Posting on Sunday, November 5

“Well, well, well, if it isn’t my terrible mailman,” the man jests, letting his weight fall against the half-opened door. “To what do I owe the pleasure.” “It seems like some of your mail has slipped through the cracks at the post office,” Steve says with an air of causality he hopes pay off. “M’just here to deliver it and apologize for them losing it.” “Right, ‘cause the post office lost it. Not my mailman who hates me house.” “I don’t hate your house!” Steve objects. “That’s two lies in under a minute. I don’t think your boss will be too happy to learn that you’re lying to your customers…” the man trails off, gesturing at Steve. “Steve.” “So you are the mailman that has all the Housewives of this hear street’s panties in a twist.” Or: The year is 1991 and Steve Harrington is working as a mail carrier who is pettily withholding mail from Eddie, who has just moved into the neighborhood. When Eddie threatens Steve’s job, he is forced t making amends by hand-delivering the missing mail. In a surprising twist, Steve and Eddie end up hitting it off and the two start spending an alarming amount of Steve’s lunch breaks getting to know each other. But the more time they spend together, the less time Steve spends delivering mail which might just end up costing him his job and his newfound relationship with Eddie.

Keep reading for a sneak preview!

Steve is about to cut his losses, set the bin of undelivered mail on Mr. Darkness's doorstep with a quick note of apology, and head back to Posty when there's a loud commotion from inside. It's hard to hear beyond the thick wood door, but Steve can faintly make out the sounds of someone cursing. Heavy footsteps race towards the door, voice becoming clearer as they get closer and closer. 

"I already told you people. I've found something better than God. It's called marijuana, and it makes me a better man than any of your stupid books and pamphlets will!" 

The door swings halfway open in a hurry. It's so fast Steve doesn't have time to make himself look even halfway professional, the overflowing bin of mail teetering in his hands. He manages to save it from falling on his feet, but he can't say the same about his jaw, which feels like it's just been disconnected from the rest of his head. 

Truthfully, he hasn't given much thought to what Mr. Darkness might look like. 

Sure, he's listened to the Birchwood Court Housewives sing their praises. And Robin's lamented about her own theories. That a guy who paints an entire Victorian house black-hole levels of black and is never around in the day must be a vampire type. Long coats and dark boots, maybe even a corset or cape or two. She even joked about him having those cheesy faux vampire teeth they sell around Halloween one night. 

But other than their theories, Steve hasn't theorized for himself. Hasn't given Mr. Darkness's appearance any real thought, too consumed with getting his petty revenge instead. 

That might have been Steve's biggest mistake yet. 

Because the man in front of him isn't decked out in dark capes and soft linens, nor is he red carpet-ready with a swoon-worthy smile. 

No. 

The man in front of him is an utter disaster that makes Steve's heart race. 

Wild curls radiate from his head in every direction, wispy bangs falling in his sleep-heavy eyes. One hand grips the frame of the door, large, gaudy rings adorning his slender fingers. The other forms a fist that he uses to massage the sleep from his eyes. 

His lean but muscular legs are on full display, given his lack of pants. Light brown hair covers the expanse of his calves and thighs, blending with the rich colors of tattoos that ebb and flow with the contours of his muscles before disappearing under the most absurd apron Steve has ever laid his eyes on. 

Garfield the cat is splayed out across his chest, eating a bowl of pasta. A word bubble above him noting that he's "an eater, not a cooker."  

It's so cartoonish and out of place on his ink-covered body. Black lines weave up and down his arms, too. Drops of red and white accenting the purposely erratic lines. Steve can't help but stare at the work of art on this man's body. It's a glorified eye spy of sorts. Meaningful shapes and words hidden within the lines and floral designs. Steve thinks he makes out a music note in the mix, maybe even a heart with a W doodled inside. 

Mr. Darkness clears his throat, pulling Steve from his ogling. He feels his cheeks burn under the intense gaze brought upon him. A pit forms in his stomach as he takes in Mr. Darkness's face again. He's sporting an equal look of utter confusion. Lips barely parted, owlish eyes beating into Steve's. 

"Well," he clears his throat again before pulling at the hem of his tacky apron. "You're not the Bible thumpers." 

"I am not." 

It's hard not to squirm under the man's intense gaze as his eyes trail up and down Steve's body. Taking him in bit by bit — Steve can't help the rush of blood that pools below his belt. It's not his fault this man is simultaneously sizing him up and taking him apart. 

"Well, well, well, if it isn't my terrible mailman," the man jests, letting his weight fall against the half-opened door. "To what do I owe the displeasure." 

"It seems like some of your mail has slipped through the cracks at the post office," Steve says with an air of causality he hopes pays off. "M'just here to deliver it and apologize for them losing it." 

"Right, 'cause the post office lost it. Not my mailman who hates my house." 

"I don't hate your house!" Steve objects.

"That's two lies in under a minute. I don't think your boss will be too happy to learn that you're lying to your customers…" the man trails off, gesturing at Steve. 

It takes a moment for Steve to realize this is his way of asking for his name. Steve considered giving him a fake one just in case Mr. Darkness himself is serious about reporting his wrongdoings. But it would only take his boss a matter of seconds to figure out who he was really talking about, so Steve decides to tell the truth. 

"Steve." 

"So you are the mailman that has all the housewives of this here street's panties in a twist." 

It doesn't seem possible, but Steve feels his face heat up even more. He's never been a big blusher, not even in high school when he was pumped full of alcohol and had girls dangling off both his arms. But he doesn't need a mirror to know he's been rendered into a blushing mess in under five minutes by Mr. Darkness. God, it's probably so obvious against the harsh backdrop of his house and the navy blue polo of his work uniform. 

"Look," Steve trails off, eyes glancing down towards the mail bin in his hands. He tries to catch sight of Mr. Darkness's real name, but all the letters on top are still addressed to an E. Munson. And he's not about to call this guy Mr. Munson. That's reserved for his superiors and this guy is anything but. 

"Eddie," Eddie supplies, the corner of his mouth twitching up momentarily. 

Steve nods. "Right, Eddie, I don't hate your house, and I'm really sorry about the…" Steve trails off again. His nose turns up as he's hit with an overwhelming waft of something burning. A smell he's accustomed to smelling, thanks to Robin's need to cook despite the kitchen's hatred for her. "Is something burning?" 

"My bacon!" 

Read more on November 5!

#steddiebang23 #steddiebang23 upcoming projects

[mermaidsirennikita]

spare revenge romance recs?

Aaaabsolutely!

Try:

A Rose at Midnight by Anne Stuart. Dark historical romance. The heroine literally tries to poison the hero to death within the first couple of chapters. They knew each other when she was a teenager and she had a crush on him and her dad wanted him to marry her and take her out of France before the Revolution began, but he was like "nah I hate myself too much" and as a result she had to stay and suffer GREATLY while her family was annihilated! The beef is REAL! Super intense, super dramatic, check your triggers because a lot happens here (SA, dubcon (with the hero), general Terror stuff). It's beautifully written and I loved it and I found the romance so moving in the end. But it's rough!

Mafia Madman by Mila Finelli. Obviously mafia romance. Obviously I adore it. Enzo kidnaps Gia and puts her in a cage on his yacht because her brother-in-law tortured him for a month four years ago (and that was kinda revenge too, Enzo and Fausto are mafioso real housewives) as REVENGE but he doesn't realize that Gia can give as good as she gets!!! Mind games, hot sex, ridic drama, SO GOOD.

No Good Duke Goes Unpunished by Sarah MacLean. The heroine fakes her death before being forced to marry the hero's father; the hero is accidentally framed for her murder, avoids jail but has a ruined rep. Years later, he finds her alive and is like OH. FUCK. NO. A Rogue by Any Other Name is also a revenge book, but the hero is using the heroine as he tries to get revenge against someone who isn't related to her.

What I Did for a Duke by Julie Anne Long. Alex tries to seduce and ruin Genevieve as revenge against her brother, who slept with Alex's fiancee. Genevieve figures this out pretty quickly, though, and begins using Alex to try to get the attention of the man she wants.

Beyond Scandal and Desire by Lorraine Heath. Mick Trewlove is a duke's illegitimate son and resents his legitimate brother, so he sets out for revenge, which includes seducing and ruining his brother's fiancee. Sadly, he does in fact.... like her a lot.

The Prince of Broadway by Joanna Shupe. Florence is a rich man's daughter who wants to open a casino for women and asks Clay Madden, casino owner, to mentor her. He agrees, while plotting to use her for revenge against her father.

The Winter King by C.L. Wilson. The hero conquers the heroine's kingdom as revenge for her brother killing his family; as part of a truce, she's forced to marry him, but her father in turn wants counter-revenge, it's just a lot of revenge and it's great.

The Art of Scandal by Regina Black. The heroine is a politician's wife who agrees to stay with her husband for a limited amount of time after she finds out he was cheating. She does, however, get mad and fuck the hot young guy's been flirting with in revenge. Only to find out that the guy is her frenemy's son.

King's Captive by Amber Bardan. The hero kills the heroine's father on her birthday, and then keeps her as his captive on a private island for like... three years? Lol. Now she wants to escape/get revenge, but there is a looot happening.

The Ranger by Monica McCarty. The hero is a spy for Robert the Bruce on this lord's property, and I believe the lord guy struck out against the hero's family...? Or vice versa lol. But anyway, while secretly installed on this property, the hero falls for the lord guy's daughter without her knowing who he really is and it's very ILLICIT AFFAIRS.

The Madness of Viscount Atherbourne by Elisa Braden. The heroine's brother shot the hero's brother in a duel, and the hero tricks the heroine into getting caught in a vERY compromising position with him, basically forcing her into marriage.

Again the Magic by Lisa Kleypas. CLASSIC. McKenna and Aline are separated by her upper class father, McKenna is led to believe it was her idea, and he returns years later for REVENGE!!!

#romance novel blogging #book recs #romance novels

[writer-of-various]

ABO AleRudy – It's Always Been You

Note: The request that got the most votes on my latest poll, hope you enjoy!

An omega in the military was rare in many countries, and forbidden in the rest, as they were seen as inferior and weak. Rodolfo Parra didn't let his secondary gender ruin his dream of serving, of getting revenge on those who killed his mother, and perhaps it was revenge on his abusive father and maybe some guilty revenge on his older brothers who left him to fend for himself.

The Mexican Government forbade omegas from joining the military, being part of the government, and even omegas had limited job opportunities. They were seen as housewives, they were to bear children and take care of the home. Rodolfo spent enough of his life doing that, and his best friend Alejandro Vargas, an alpha, has sparked a rebellious stage in him. They had a friend in high school, Valeria Garza, also an alpha, who always managed to get her hands on illegal things, much to the pair's dismay. She was a bully, big and mean but a real sweetheart to Rudy and her family, who she was the last standing alpha of. She managed to get her hands on scent blockers from the US that were illegal in Mexico due to them completely hiding a scent of a secondary gender and even being able to alter it so it conceals the scent and can make someone believe a person is another secondary. Valeria gave them to him for when he's enlisting in the military, and kept supplying him with the scent blockers even after she betrayed him and Alejandro for the cartel.

Rodolfo stayed undercover as a beta until he and Alejandro became Special Forces and they were assigned their own unit– Los Vaqueros. After months of getting to know one another and being stuck in Las Almas, fighting against a common enemy, Rudy trusted them enough to reveal he's an omega. Alejandro always knew and has always supported him, and everything seemed content. Until news came in that the cartel, El Sin Nombre, was hiding an international terrorist in Mexico, planning to smuggle him across the border. Los Vaqueros were given reinforcements by two members of an elite English task force, and the help of an private American military company. They needed all the help they could get with Alejandro and Rudy jumping the border, traveling internationally, finding this son of a bitch and putting an end to a potential third world war.

One small briefing sent trouble to Rudy. They have just let in the Americans, Shadow Company, into their home, their beloved and sacred base, and Rudy felt unnerved with the amount of alphas in the company. Omegas were starting to get bigger careers in the US Armed Forces, but Private Military Companies, Special Forces, and even the Marines still refused to let in omegas. The meeting was simple, just discussing battle plans and back up plans for anything they set into motion, and while Rudy was typing away whatever they wanted him to take note off, a new scent filled the air. Sweet, hints of flowers and cinnamon, fruity overall but there were hints of distress, making the fruity smell sour and bitter. Rudy and Alejandro recognized it, for fuck sakes it was Rudy's scent! He put a hand up to his lower neck, where the scent blocker patch hid under his hoodie, and he noticed that everyone's noses were perked and eyes were slowly, one pair at a time, landing on him.

"Go," Alejandro whispers, eyes wide but his teeth were bared and sharp, ready to protect him at all costs if any men stepped out of line. The rest of their Vaqueros also stood, hands going to their holsters, prepared to kill their guests if they threatened their beloved sergeant major. Rudy left, a fast, ranger walking at first before it turned into a quick jog, then he was full on sprinting to his quarters, breathing heavily and his scent wafted around, hoping to attract an alpha to calm him down. Shame and self consciousness warmed his body and pressure began to build up against his eyelids, and he only broke down when he was in his quarters, door locked and he threw himself into his closet, curling up in a small ball and sobbing quietly. The base had no trace of omega besides him, and with guests he still didn't trust (besides Soap and Ghost, the British Special Forces agents sent to help them.)

Rudy stayed there, his sobs having quieted down to small whimpers and he had no more tears to shed, for now at least. There was a knock on his door, and Rudy figured it was Alejandro checking up on him, so he crawled out of the safety of his closet and went over to unlock the door and open it. The person on the other side wasn't Alejandro, but the commander of Shadow Company, Phillip Graves. Alpha.

"Hey, Sergeant Major, just wanted to check on you. I hope my men and I didn't make you uncomfortable, and we certainly don't give, excuse my language, two fucks if you're omega, alpha, or beta. We're a team, we stick together." Phillip says softly, his bright blue eyes sincere and Rudy can feel his heart beat fast at the small smile tracing the other man's lips.

"Um, yeah, yes, I'm fine. Just...I worked hard for this job, and no one besides my men know about me being an omega." Rudy says, looking ashamed and Phillip bristles at that, hesitantly placing a hand on Rudy's shoulder.

"Hey, don't be ashamed or anything. I've seen you fight, you're a fucking badass. Screw secondary genders, they don't define us." And those words drew Rudy in, he felt that rebellious spark ignite once again and he nodded at Phillip, smiling softly. Before he can say or do anything, Alejandro appears and gives Phillip a glare, stepping closer to Rudy to shield him away from the American.

"Is everything okay?" He asks Rudy, his eyes piercing through his soul, trying to read him, and Rudy rolls his eyes. He doesn't notice how Phillip shifts at that, his blue eyes trailing down his face and down his body, stopping at where his hips are and wanting to reach out and touch. But Alejandro would cut him up, would kill him, if he touched the sergeant major.

"Sí, Ale. Lo siento" Rudy keeps his words short, not wanting to explain any further and Alejandro shakes his head, grabbing his hand and caressing his palm.

"Don't be sorry, Rudy, this isn't your fault." Alejandro notices Phillip's presence and looks at him, trying to remain calm and not scare Rudy off by being aggressive to Phillip. Thankfully the American senses this and gives Rudy a charming smirk that makes him swoon before leaving down the hall, the two best friends standing there with mixed feelings. "Did he do something to you?"

Rudy looks up at Alejandro in surprise, eyes wide before he shakes his head, "No, he didn't. He's our ally, why would you say that?"

"He's an alpha, Rudy. You know alphas outside of me and our Vaqueros are different, they are traditional pendejos." Alejandro says, and Rudy crosses his arms over his chest and his soft features settle into a frightening glare.

"Our secondary genders do not define us. And that's fucking bias, you are traditional, Alejandro. You want to settle down one day at your ranch, with a nice omega by your side with your own pups running around and maybe a dog or two. You have dreams, you just don't act like a dick about them." Rudy slams the door in Alejandro's face and sighs, his fingers fidgeting as he feels anxious and angry. Alejandro may be looking out for him, but sometimes he can be too much. Rudy needs a small break from his colonel, he takes off his hoodie and removes his belt, setting them neatly on his dresser before going over to the bathroom and staring at his neck, where the skin colored scent blocker patch sat. He gently eased it off of his skin, biting his bottom lip and panicking. He'll try another one later on when he goes to the mess hall, but if they don't work, then he's screwed. He can't ask Valeria to sneak him some, she's too busy pushing Alejandro over the edge and he's mad at her for letting an international terrorist into their home. He knows Valeria, she is better than what she's trying to turn herself to be, but was it all just naivety? Was Valeria always this power hungry? He can see her as a teenager, tall and menacing, picking on other teenagers and even younger kids, stealing their money, and her introduction to drugs and alcohol. She never did that stuff in front of him, she and Alejandro were always careful since his father was a drug addict and alcoholic who loved to abuse Rudy in any way possible. But she always protected him, she was always there to hold him and keep him together when it felt like he was falling, she felt like the older sister he never had. So why would she give all that up for the cartel?

"Fuck" He whispers, turning off the bathroom and light and going over to his bed, throwing himself on it and hiding over the covers. He didn't feel like making a nest to comfort him, and he was too mad at Alejandro at the moment, so he opted to try to fight this inner battle alone. He's losing everyone he loves, and he just wishes for once, it's him who dies first to avoid that pain.

~~

After a much needed nap, Rudy tried another scent blocker but it wasn't working, and after a few frustrated attempts at a whole box of them, he gave up. He threw on his hoodie and left his room, barely noticing how his Vaqueros seemed to follow him, making sure he didn't get hurt. They didn't need to be told twice by Alejandro, they were already planning on how to ensure Rudy is safe at all times, and some were volunteering to stay behind during missions to watch Rudy. Rudy is loved by everyone in Los Vaqueros and many civilians in Las Almas, they remember the small boy with big fearful eyes that is older now with a determined expression, determined to bring justice to Las Almas.

Rudy walks into the mess hall, grabbing a tray of food and looking around him, trying to find an empty table he can sit at. He isn't sure if he wants to sit with Alejandro tonight, he still feels angry that the colonel would accuse one of their allies of hurting him.

"Rudy, over here!" A voice calls out, a southern accent lacing it and Rudy smiles, walking over to the table where Phillip and a few of his Shadows sat at. One of them moved away, giving him space to sit and Rudy murmurs a soft thanks. "How are you doing?"

"Good, I just took a small nap." Rudy says softly, smiling up at Phillip who nods, also smiling down at him. The Shadows share a look, knowing smiles on their faces, each one slowly leaving the table to give their Commander and his new interest some space. Phillip leans back in his chair, turning his body towards Rudy and discreetly sniffing the air, his inner alpha going crazy with Rudy's sweet scent.

"I'm sorry if I made you or your colonel upset earlier. I just wanted to make sure you were okay" Phillip feigned innocent worry, his blood rushing south when Rudy put a soft hand on his arm and smiled at him, those doe eyes beautiful and naive– they begged to be tainted.

"Don't worry about that. Alejandro is just...protective of me, we've been friends for a long time." Rudy says, looking around the mess hall and surprised to see Alejandro staring at him. He jumps when a hand touches his knee, blushing furiously as he turns his gaze back to Phillip, wondering if they were seated this close before.

"You smell...amazing" Phillip compliments him with a sly grin and Rudy averts his gaze, his whole face and body feeling warm and there's something else he can't describe. He felt it sometimes with Alejandro, a while ago, but those feelings left when Alejandro seemed desperate to chase females, never a male, regardless of the secondary gender. Alejandro does seem like a straight man, so Rudy knew to just give up in order to not get hurt. Valeria always warned him about Alejandro.

"T-thank you" He mumbles shyly, and Phillip knew he had Rudy just where he wanted him. He let a conversation fall between them, his hand staying on Rudy's knee, occasionally caressing it, sometimes his hand went a bit further up teasingly before returning to its original position. It made Rudy stutter and blush and feel so warm, his stomach holding butterflies that flapped their gracious wings against his tummy. It felt nice to have a conversation with someone besides Alejandro, and when he looked up to where he remembered seeing his friend sitting, he frowned a bit when he found the seat and table empty. In fact, the mess hall was empty of soldiers besides them and the cleaning staff.

"It's getting late, I should get some sleep. We have a mission tomorrow." Rudy says, standing up, smiling when Graves stood and grabbed both their trays. He sets them away so they can be cleaned and Rudy begins walking out of the mess hall, surprised when a large hand grabs his wrist and turns him around, his body falling flush against a much taller and broader one. He looks up, gasping softly when his lips are captured in a soft kiss, arms snaking around his waist and Phillip is lulling him impossibly closer, their heat combining and Rudy moans softly in the kiss. They lean back to catch air, and Rudy isn't sure what came over him. He just knows he was in his room the next minute, his clothes ripped off and Phillip staring him down, calloused hands teasing his chest and mouth sucking marks on his fair skin. Then another minute came and he was moaning behind his hand, eyes rolling back as the alpha fucked him into oblivion, and then he was riding Phillip's large cock, his head thrown back and he shamelessly let his lewd noises fill the room, dancing together in a beautiful melody with Phillip's grunts and low moans.

He only wished he knew what would happen in the next few days, so he could have kept his virginity for a better man.

~~

Phillip betrayed them, all of them, and conducted a blue on blue attack. He ordered his Shadows to capture Rudy, and they almost did when Rudy managed to slip away and ran away into the forests behind the base, not stopping as he ran to a safehouse only he and Alejandro knew of. He couldn't leave his Vaqueros or Alejandro, but he was injured and dizzy, and so close to his heat, he knew he needed supplies and help. He was surprised to see Soap and Ghost sneak in, the latter almost succeeding in stabbing him with a throwing knife, but was thankful nonetheless when they proved their loyalty and helped him plan on how to take the base back and get revenge.

Taking the base back was hard but wasn't impossible, and Rudy could barely contain his scent when he opened the cell door of where Alejandro was being kept in. Soap went in first, which Ghost knew was a mistake since the Scot is an alpha and Alejandro would be alert and triggered. Alejandro indeed was triggered and nearly pounded Soap's face into the ground when Rudy stepped in quickly and stopped him, his soft voice calming the alpha and Alejandro didn't hold back. He picked Rudy up and kissed him, missing the warmth of the omega, the sweet scent, the love and admiration thrown his way when sometimes it shouldn't be.

"Ale" Rudy whispers, eyes wide but full of love and Alejandro nuzzles against his neck, nipping at his scent gland, wanting to leave his mark, but Ghost coughed and gestured down the hall.

"Sorry to break this lovely reunion up but there are more Shadows to hunt down." He says and Rudy nods, gently easing himself out of Alejandro's arms but the slightly older man doesn't budge, instead he sniffles the air and anger begins to make its presence in his scent.

"You're hurt" He says matter-of-factly, and Rudy curses himself for not dealing with his wounds before. Ghost and Soap appear by his side in a blink, the Scot hesitantly touching his shoulder and Rudy hisses, the pain from being thrown around coming back to him. He was running on adrenaline, he couldn't afford to be weak and not able to help Alejandro and his team.

"I'm fine. I need to kill him." Rudy pleads to the three alphas, and Ghost nods, hanging him back his gun, ignoring the glare Alejandro and Soap sent him.

"He's all yours, Rudy." The tall man says quietly, like a whisper of a promise, and Rudy smiles up at him. Soap smiles, knowing a great friendship would break out between the two, but Alejandro felt a twinge of jealousy bubble up. It was all put down when Rudy grabs his hand and leads him out of the cell, handing him a gun as well.

"Let's kill that gringo" He says with a wild grin and Alejandro returns it, a dark gleam in his eyes.

"Let's go."

~~

Killing Phillip was easy, Soap blew the tank up and when the American tried crawling out of the hatch, Rudy went over and beat him brutally to death, curses leaving his mouth in mixes of Spanish and English, his heart, once shattered into millions of pieces, being rebuilt by revenge. Soap had to pull him away when Phillip's head caved in and Rudy made sure to shoot him three times in the chest before letting the Scot guide him back to the others. Valeria, who had been their prisoner for information on the terrorist, nodded at Rudy and he nodded back at her. Her eyes gleamed with pride, her strong alpha scent reflecting her emotions and Rudy's bottom lip quivered but he refused to cry. The knowledge that Valeria Garza would always be there for him, despite them having to be enemies and hunting each other down, made his heart grow with love. He felt loved, by Alejandro who confessed his feelings in one breath, by 141 as they welcomed him and his boys with open arms, and by Valeria, who would always protect him no matter what.

~~

Later that evening, when 141 left for the US, Alejandro had dragged Rudy to his quarters and embraced him tightly, letting out his scent. Gunpowder, leather, whiskey, with a hint of the spring rainfall that would freshen Las Almas for a few weeks. Rudy let out his scent as well, nuzzling against Alejandro's chest, trying to keep his tears at bay but Alejandro knows him. He leans back and guides them to his bed, sitting them both down and Rudy clasps his shaking hands together, a few tears falling as he inhales shakily.

"I...Graves and I had sex the day he and the others found out I am an omega." Rudy whispers, looking away from Alejandro, not being able to see the look of disgust on his friend's face. "I thought he was d-different, I wanted him t-to be different but..."

"Rudy..." Alejandro mumbles sadly, trying to grab his friend but Rudy shakes his head, wrapping his arms around himself.

"I was stupid, I was a stupid omega. I let him take my virginity...I let him make me believe he'll always love me. But he just used me to get to you," Rudy wipes away his tears, letting Alejandro grab him and hold him tight, kissing the top of his head.

"I love you, Rudy. I always have, but I was too much of a coward to tell you anything. I should have, I should have told you so I could have protected you from Graves and anyone who wants to hurt you. I want to be with you, I want to love and cherish and protect you, mi amor." Alejandro says softly, and Rudy looks up at him with wide eyes.

"You...I've always loved you too, Ale. I just, you always chased after women and I thought you just didn't like men in that way. I...I gave up, I didn't want to be hurt" Rudy whispers and Alejandro smiles down at him.

"I was a coward. But I don't want to be one anymore, Rudy. Please, let me love you." Rudy hesitates before nodding, a soft smile tracing his lips.

"Love me, Ale" Rudy whispers, and he lets Alejandro gently lay him down, hands caressing his face and Rudy purrs at the soft touches. Alejandro kisses his neck, removing his hoodie and Rudy helps Alejandro out of his jacket and shirt. He marvels at the sight of the strong, firm muscles Alejandro had, his abs and arms and broad shoulders, everything about Alejandro is strong and alpha. His body goes hot, slick sliding out of him and he mewls softly as Alejandro removes his jeans and boxers. Warm hands touch his inner thighs, Rudy flinching when a finger teases his entrance, rubbing small circles against his lips. He bucks his hips up, mewls leaving him as he gets closer, so touch starved and sensitive, and his mind screams "alpha, our alpha".

"Fuck, Rudy, you're all wet for me?" Alejandro growls out, leaning down to lap up the slick, groaning at the sweet taste. Rudy moans, cumming all over Alejandro's fingers and face, blushing furiously in embarrassment. Alejandro smirks, continuing to lap up his cum and slick, lips sucking on his lips and he shivers, grabbing fistfulls of his hair and tugging his head closer against his pussy.

"Oh yes, Ale, please!" Rudy's moans are music to Alejandro's ears, his dick so hard and he gathers some of Rudy’s slick in his hand and lathers it around his erection. He looks up at Rudy, who nods, a smile tracing those beautiful rosy lips.

"Fuck me, alpha" He says with a teasing smirk, and Alejandro grins, fangs out and he slowly slides his dick in the tight hole, grunting at the heat and welcoming muscle pulling him in. Rudy gasps, grabbing onto his shoulder as his legs spread wider apart, mouth agape as Alejandro continues sliding in inch after inch until he bottoms out, buried to the hilt. He breathes heavily, looking down at the omega to make sure he's okay, surprised when Rudy leans up and kisses him passionately.

"I love you, Ale" Rudy whispers sweetly against his lips and Alejandro kisses his cheek.

"I love you, Rudy."

The night was full of heated love, love they were so afraid of but now embrace, because they couldn't run from fate for any longer. They were destined, they were true mates.

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