Bumblebee is the definition of a twink, I want to wreck him so hard he’s left fragged stupid, processor buffering as he can’t do more than drool and moan around my spike as he gives a slobbery blowjob while his twitching valve gushes from the several overload I gave him beforehand
After painting his face plate with transfluid, start some tender after care with a bath and then tuck him into the berth
okay okay-- here's a horny little ramble abt a couple of the bee boys because i wasn't exactly sure which one you meant.
tfp bumblebee is honestly such a twunk, he's got a little himbo thing going on with being so clueless and those big blue eyes. he has the prettiest little face and every time i see a fic abt tfp bumblebee on any platform i'm overjoyed.
rid15 bublebee, another clueless himbo. that must be today's theme. he's such a sweetheart, i just. i want him to pick me up and let him do whatever he wants with me. he'd be so careful and gentle too, he wouldn't want to break you.
cyberverse bee, where do i even start- he's absolutely adorable. there needs to be cum all over his face. that goes with most of the bees but especially him.
i was gonna talk about tfa bee but he's just such a brat, he definetily needs to be tied up and denied for at least a couple of hours.
Would it be okay if there's a (RID 15) scenario with Bumblebee's human adult female s/o just hanging out with the bots and the Clays then all of a sudden, her "monthly visitor" arrives and while BB panics and takes her to get supplies, Denny and Russel have to explain that to Team Bee and Fix-It? I saw one with the Prime team and thought it was funny if the same thing happens in the RID verse!
panic rushed through you as you felt the sickly, slimy feeling creep down your legs. your smile was strained against your lips, yet you didnt want to interrupt fix-it from his little speech about his tools. the feeling of your underwear becoming wet as it increased in pace only made you panic more. it didnt help that your pants were light colored either.
it wasn’t until slipstream and jetstorm had pointed out the strange red spot on the back of your pants that you knew it was too late. fix-it had stopped mid-speech, his helm tilting to the side in confusion. “whatever do you mean?” he asked the other minicons.
slipstream pointed at the spot, and you already knew what it was. biting your bottom lip, shame and disgust rose through your veins. quickly excusing yourself, you quickly made your way towards the bathroom. denny had prepared for this moment for you, in case you ever started your period in the scrap yard. though you definitely werent prepared for all the confused and curious glances from the bots.
back in the scrap yard, with team bee gazing around at each other as they watched you walk away, bee finally cleared his throat. “what’s going on?” he asked the nearest bot, which happened to be drift.
the orange and black warrior cleared his throat before replying. “(y/n) had a strange red spot on her. slipstream and jetstorm had pointed it out.” he explained to the black and yellow bot. bee was nodding along, before realizing. the red spot could be blood, and if its blood, then that means (y/n)’s bleeding! panic filled through him, hurrying towards where he had been informed she went.
he mass-displaced quickly, making no effort to waste a second. it all counted, especially if his loved one was bleeding at this very moment. bee arrived at the bathroom door, hearing a groan on the other side. he only panicked more, worried for you.
“(y/n)?” he called, knocking on the wooden door, “you in there?” he could hear a small curse fall from your lips, and what would seem to be some paper against paper being grabbed. “yeah, bee? what you need?”
“you alright? i heard about what happened? everything good? decepticons?” he asked, words moving quickly as though he were blurr in his past. the blue bot had talked quickly, making it to the point it would be confusing to decipher what he had said. a sigh was loud and clear from the other side of the door, “yeah im good. its just,” you paused, staring at the bathroom walls. “its just that week, yknow?”
bee was quite confused on what ‘that week’ meant. but once he put two and two together, he understood what you meant. he let out a breath of relief, “alright, i’ll be out here if you need anything.” he assured.
though a different story was told when denny tried to explain to the bots what was happening to you. “(y/n) isn’t dying, nor is she sick. its just something that most women go through.”
even with how vague of an explanation, the bots were still eager to know what it is that you’re going through as of the moment. he sighed, getting ready to explain to drift’s minicons that you’re not dying from a ghost, or to fixit that you didnt get bit bt a vampire.
bumblebee and you quickly snuck out of the scrap yard, heading for more supplies and things for the next time this could happen. though denny did do good, there were a few things you wanted to grab. such as drinks and foods you might crave for later, as well as some medication.
sideswipe was still trying to process the whole situation , only having known the he walked in on the wrong time. maybe he should have stayed on patrol for a bit longer. the minicons were quite confused about the whole process, turning to drift for guidance, yet he only shook his head.
with all the different reactions and questions going through the team at once, denny shook his head, knowing that the rest of the week was goong to be somewhat conflicting.
I found a couple of sheets of paper I used to keep next to my bed (about a year or two ago) so I wouldn't have to get up if I got an idea I needed to write down
There was a lot of cool stuff there that I had forgotten, but my absolute favourite was this entry:
"Necktimus vs RID Bumblebee
but they fight like giraffes"
("Necktimus" is most likely referring to Dreamwave Optimus)
(There was also a little doodle to demonstrate, which I've recreated below, but I'm giving you a chance to look up how giraffes fight before I spoil it for you)
Grimlock was always affectionate, but now? It’s almost too much for Bumblebee to handle. Sure, a kiss from the dinobot could make a worry waver away, but it’s seems as if he’s trying to make his leader completely care free.
Servos glide over Bumblebee’s frame, making him softly gasp and arch into Grimlock’s servos. Kisses are planted on the back of his neck cables, he shivers. “So handsome…” Grimlock mutters.
Bumblebee’s faceplates have never been so warm or blue in his life. The dinobot can’t help but worship and love on his leader. And frag, he wants to take, so so badly, Bumblebee is so tight and so hot around his spike.
But the way the yellow bot groans and grips onto his frame, he doesn’t ever want to stop grinding into Bumblebee.
Grimlock nudges a bundle of nodes deep in Bee’s valve, it makes him whine and tighten around the dinobot.
Heyo! Could you write cuddling hcs for tfp, tfa and RID bumblebee? Reader is a gn plus size human btw. If it’s too many then just tfp and RID then pls ^-^ thank you!!
Bumblebee Cuddling Headcanons (sfw)
Heyooo thank you for requesting!! Haven't written hcs in a while so it's been a nice refresher!
Reader is implied to be plus sized, gender neutral and human
TFP
- The sweetest, with the gentleness of a saint.
- He will constantly beep for permission before even laying a servo on you, knowing how important it is to not push you into doing anything you dislike.
- Despite his exuberant personality, he's very timid regarding physical touch. You'll need to take the lead to give him some encouragement.
- "It's okay, Bee, c'mere."
- If you accept and take the lead, there will be no shortage of soft touches. Bee just loves how soft you feel pressed against him.
- Lay on him. Please. You're not heavy to him at all. Lay on his chest or cradle in his neck, wherever you feel most safe, as long as he can touch you.
- Will give you gentle head nudges and nuzzles in place of kisses.
RID15
- He's also considered rather sweet but exudes more passion and romance in his movements.
- If you're resting alone, Bee will gently approach you and lay a servo on your back or side.
- Especially if you're relaxing outdoors, it's even more enticing if it's under the Milky Way.
- "Hey, mind if I join you?"
- He will protectively curl around you, pulling you close to him with your hips.
- Bee loves to play with your hair/massage your head, amazed at how relaxed you get when he does.
- But what he loves even more is teasing and squeezing your squishy parts gently, finding it one of the more endearing parts about you physically.
- Gentle kisses wherever he can reach. Your back, head, tummy, hands, lips; he will appreciate and worship you like the celestial being you are.
TFA
- Expect spontaneous, affectionate cuddle sessions with this version of Bee.
- On the couch? In your comfy bed? Wherever you are, he will search for you and jump into your soft arms (metaphorically, of course, to minimise bruising).
- The one to most likely seek you out for his comfort. Either from a long day or to find refuge from the rest of Team Prime for teasing him.
- Whatever it is, he'll always come to you.
- Wants to lay on your lap and nuzzle into your soft tummy more often than not but is not opposed to the opposite.
- "Can I stay here for a little while? I promise it won't be for long..." Please don't fall for it; he always lies.
- Intense, playfully romantic staring competitions/try not to kiss each other challenges. Bee always loses, though; he just can't resist how cute you look when your face gets red, trying not to laugh.
I know I'm WAY past late. I realized that things happened over the ship week (along with some of my files ended up being lost and I couldn't recover them).
But here is day two! And I got day 3 done as well. This is the Reunion of Charlie and Bee (and I know Charlie isn't in the aligned continuity, but I don't care! I did it!), which Bee is surprised to see Charlie again, and in the scrapyard no less!
Finished all of RiD2015 and, while I do like Steelbee, it’s at its best to me when their dynamic is a parallel of TFP Megop
Aka Steeljaw being incredibly down bad for Bee and really wanting him to switch sides so he can suck his dick they can rule over Earth together meanwhile Bee is so fucking tired of him and his desperate attempts at getting together with him
Bonus points if, when Optimus sees them interacting, he gets flashbacks to him and Megatron is just like “my former scout, do not fuck him, it’s not worth it”