#school is weird

[wanton-votaress]

So my PE teacher revealed last month that he has ADHD, and since then I've wondered if he's had any hyperfixations. Today I have my answer, a girl in my class is named Evangelia (we call her Evie) and upon reading her name in attendance he proceeded to pronounce her full name in (what I assume to be) a perfect Greek accent and boasts about how he's fluent in Greek, and since they don't usually teach Greek in school you jUST KNOW that motherFUCKER decided to learn Greek at 3am one day and its finally useful knowledge.

#my thoughts on a page #school is weird

[buddy-trench]

For Context: This photo was taken a few months ago. But to answer your questions about it; yes that is a dead mouse on top of an actual brick that one student I knew brought in one day during band practice (I used to do rock n roll okay). The student's name is a day in the week (Thursday, no joke), and they told me that they found the dead rodent in a mouse trap, during class one fate day. I don't remember how Thursday found the brick, but they named the dead mouse Remy.

#school is weird #rock n roll #rock band #mouseblr #rat #wtf is this

[maybebits]

Homeroom teacher played Oingo Boingo in class, this has certainly been a start to a day.

#oingo boingo #Dead Man’s Party #school is weird

[staracnh]

I got Rick rolled in my school’s pep rally after they sang My Shot from the Hamilton mixtape…I’m so confused but happy right now

#wtf happened to me #my shot #hamilton #rick roll #pep rally #school is weird

[w0lfstar1]

What I’ve Heard My Friends Say PT1

It’s fucking lady bugs bro

Is Draco Malfoy a top or a bottom

I wanna date a mentally unstable man 

Wriggle like a worm

Last time I went to Barnes and Noble was to get those Callico Critters

Show me what your toes look like

My ducky juice

When we were sharing pants

Chihuahuas are scary man

I want my mental stability back

Im not jealous im gay

If someone gets to be too annoying just you know stab stab

“what are you doing with ur hands” gang signs 

God shall tremble in my presence

be gay commit arson

I wish to be a creature you here about in scary stories

I just saw *friends name* snort smarties

MY ANUS MY ANUS

#chaotic energy #friends #chaotic friends #weirdo #actual things my friends have said #gen z mood #funny #chaos at its finest #school is weird

[shipsgaysfordays]

okay, so my biology class today was actually interesting to me (because we’re talking about genetics and today history was actually brought up quite a bit) so i’m going to talk about what i learned

my teacher ended the class today by taking about “Genghis Khan, father of millions” and how 8% of Asian people with a Y chromosome are in some way related to him, so basically Genghis Khan FUCKED. I had already heard of this a while ago though, still fun.

we talked about the Romanov’s for a second, of course about Alexis and his hemophilia and my professor was all “sadly I hate to break it to you that Alexis did not survive for long enough to even die young because this was at the time of the Russian Revolution” as if a few minutes ago one of the guys in my class didn’t describe knowing what a sickle is because of the communist russia flag

genetically all of Henry the 8th’s issues with making an heir fall on him because HE would be the one who needed to produce the Y chromosome, which I had never thought of but it makes me happy to know

my professor may be a serial killer. he joked about how when he had worked in a hospital or something (I wasn’t listening the best) how he and his coworkers had joked that the fastest way to kill someone is by giving them the wrong blood type (unless they have type AB blood)

#today in my biology class #school is weird

[deadpastakillseverything]

I swear some people are trying too hard, this was a non-sarcastic PowerPoint made by a girl for my French class

No the subject was not this weird looking bird (forgot the name) but some French philosophers (Jean Paul Sartre of all)

#school is weird #classmates are weird #funny stuff #funny PowerPoint #strange #PowerPoint #presentation #French clasd #I swear this is true and it's bloody awful #powerpoint presentation

[tragedyoftheyouth]

I will go ahead and say that english teachers aren't always the best.. some can be really jerk-type

#art #reading #books #light academia #dark academia #english #english literature #english lit memes #english lit studyblr #english lit a level #english lit student #school is stressful #school is hell #school is weird #school is shit #school is stressing me out #books & libraries #library blog #librarybooks #libraryblr #english teachers #dark acadamia quotes #love and heartbreak #sad poetry #poetsandwriters #poets on tumblr #poets on instagram #poetry is art #poetry community #poetry society

[headf1rst4hal0s]

fun fact: homestuck isn't banned on my school laptop

#homestuck #yippee #oh no #school is weird #school is shit #we don't need no education

[fresh-corn]

botato

you know it's a good day when your teacher gives you a whole baked potato

#blog #potatoes #school is weird #But consider #Potato

[weepingdreamersandwich]

My mom is a high school teacher, and for one of her classes, she has her students take care of an egg baby. One student ended up killing his egg and tried to pass off another one as his own. A girl snitched on him, so the guy hires an assassin for $5 to murk that poor girl's egg. When my mom came in the classroom, the egg was smashed in pieces on the floor and the assassin had fled. Poor humpty dumpty.

#high school #law class #egg baby #assassin #poor egg #that was a cheap assassin #school #school is weird #contract killer #on a baby egg

[notar1ana]

My school has a Coffee shop and I just tried it for the first time today… I ordered an iced Carmel chai latte I’d give it like an 6/10 on the coffee scale

#coffee #caribou #school is weird #school #iced chai #caramel

[iamstuckinthevoid]

What in the literal fuck is this

#my friend just handed this to me in the corridor????? #and left #his name is jerimiah jeremyson #he is sentient plant life #school is weird

[rang00n]

so im in a new school, and one thing I didn't anticipate was people complimenting me on my dimples????

i was just so used to people around me just kind of,,,, knowing those things?? so I didn't expect anyone to think anything of it???

I also can't take compliments so I have to compliment people back because sometimes people get pissy when you don't take a compliment, and idk how to without sounding weird

#this is confusing #also why are people looking at my cheeks #im usually looking at peoples mouths so that i can make sure ik what theyre saying #but youre telling me #that people are looking at someones whole face? #all the time #school #school is weird

[iamthecutestofborg]

I. HATE. IN-TEXT. CITATIONS.

Not just when I'm writing a paper, but when I'm READING a textbook it looks SO messy (Rick-Astley, 1969, p. 420) and it's SO distracting, (Morbius, 2022) and SO disruptive (Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, & Rudolph, 1964.) to my reading and (Bird, Grouch, Monster, & Monster, 1997 ) learning process. And why are some of them SO FUCKING (According, 2007; To & All, 1991; Known, Laws, & Of, 2378; Aviation, 57 B.C.E.) LONG???

#and its so awkward to use speechify and have it be like #bla bla WEIRD AL YANKOVIC PHD NINE THOUSAND NINTY NINE HUNDRED AND NINTY FIVE bla bla bla... #school #college problems #textbooks #homework #citations

[saeiken]

<3

#one piece #trafalgar law #donquixote corazon #donquixote rosinante #corazon one piece #law one piece #one piece fanart #colored these as if they were riso pieces just to practice #riso is a rlly weird way to think as someone v used to digital lol #but oddly satisfying #i dont think ill print these tho theyre a lil too niche for the school events id be selling prints at #also omg im vv close to finishing dressrosa and i like them SM #dont have more thoughts abt them other than :D rn but ough #good shit