#sex drugs & RP chaos

[marichive]

𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐕𝐈𝐁𝐄𝐒 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐒

A compilation of ridiculous things my and my friends’ muses have said to each other via wire rp. Change pronouns/etc. as necessary.

tw for light drug mentions, violence mentions, other non-PG shenanigans.

❝ I’m going to fight [name]’s boyfriend and none of you can stop me. ❞

❝ Uh, I think the fuck not.❞

❝ He’s a menace to society. ❞

❝ Respectfully . . . or not, idc, your kid’s being a little bitch. ❞

❝ Come sort your kids out, they’re being little shits again. ❞

❝ This is all your fault [name]. ❞

❝ He said I look like a chicken. ❞

❝ All of you are dumb as fuck. ❞

❝ Why are you getting banned from Applebees, bro? ❞

❝ We’re all consenting to this ass-kicking. ❞

❝ Are we about to Hunger Games fight for the family spot? ❞

❝ No one asked you low-grade John Cena. ❞

❝ Watch your mouth chicken shit! ❞

❝ Jokes on you I’ve been bullied my whole life this is nothing. ❞

❝ Maybe one day the crazy old dude will snap and try to drown y’all. ❞

❝ [name] is the brain but on cocaine. ❞

❝ Not your business. Only cool shit allowed. ❞

❝ We know what he allows over there, don’t we [name]. ❞

❝ Forgot how to use a condom once. Voila. ❞

❝ No one here understands shirts apparently. ❞

❝ Shut up noodle arms. ❞

❝ I asked you to have my back and you chose chaos. ❞

❝ What kind of fucking shoes? ❞

❝ You can full government name me all you want. ❞

❝ There can be no peace. ❞

❝ Sorry [name] I don’t speak stupid. ❞

❝ He stole my dad, there is no mercy. ❞

❝ I had a cute little bum and great hair. ❞

❝ Takes one to know one. “Please senpai [name], notice me! Shut up. ❞

❝ [name]’s about to McFreakin Lose It I can sense it. ❞

❝ Am I the drama? I don’t think I’m the drama. ❞

❝ Goodbye now [name] I’m over you. ❞

❝ You can’t quit me. I’m like an unwanted baby.❞

❝ Childhood trauma said otherwise. ❞

❝ If y’all had just let me fight him in the damn Applebees parking lot. ❞

❝ Even though I didn’t do anything wrong, I’m sorry about what happened. ❞

❝ Please come snap my neck. ❞

❝ Ew you and [name] are going at it. That’s gross. ❞

❝ This family is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE. ❞

❝ You don’t get a tattoo for someone like that unless you’re whipped. ❞

❝ I pray for that boy. ❞

❝ I’ll be sure to personally deliver these to your boyfriend. ❞

❝ It’s okay dude. It’s just a box of condoms. Don’t let it get to you. ❞

❝ Toughen us up? How? In the bedroom!? ❞

❝ Just take the trauma and get it over with jfc. ❞

❝ Wrap your willy before you get silly. ❞

❝ I’m choosing to ignore that bullshit altogether, thanks. ❞

❝ I just wanna know what they’re scheming about, so I’m scheming.❞

❝ I see simp, I say simp. ❞

❝ Can’t believe “Jiffy Lube” is the name of an actual company. It just sounds like someone found an alternative, horrible use for peanut butter. ❞

❝ “You’re so dramatic” yeah I just watched my brother’s dick get called a fucking aubergine. ❞

❝ I will bludgeon you with a crunchwrap. ❞

❝ Talking bad about myself is so fun dude. I hate that bitch. ❞

❝ [name] kicked me in the dick. ❞

❝ Did you touch [name]’s boyfriend’s nunchuck!? ❞

❝ What did she say? Does that mean “bitch”? I feel like it means bitch. ❞

❝ Does that mean Dracula was a secret fuckboy in the italian translation? ❞

❝ Headlight right to the dick. He deserves it. ❞

❝ You’re offering to let him kick you in the face? ❞

❝ I just said you shouldn’t fight a bear, you’re the one that made this personal. ❞

❝ I’m gonna hit [name] with my car. ❞

❝ WHY DID YOU INSTANTLY BLAME ME!?❞

❝ [name], tell me you don’t like [name] more than me and we’ll be good. ❞

❝ I don’t know what [name] wants, my dick kicked or a kiss. ❞

❝ A couple of virgins pointing fingers. ❞

❝ [name] and her boner can shut up. ❞

❝ Heard you had sex. Congrats you virgin. ❞

❝ Who are you swapping pants with? ❞

❝ No, not murder. I think. ❞

❝ First you think I’m mafia, now you think I have a ninja army? ❞

❝ Baby powder is a hell of a drug. ❞

❝ The other 20% is we all actually get along pretty well. Usually when we’re doing cool power rangers shit. ❞

❝ I’m gonna choke him out. ❞

❝ Would you be upset if I physically fight your father? ❞

❝ You told her to get DUREX? I’m going to kill you. ❞

❝ [name] be strong! Do it for Voltron! ❞

❝ You have violated the Geneva Convention I hope you’re happy. ❞

❝ C’mon [name]. Be there for your girl’s first weenie experience.❞

❝ I’m so horny and angry all the time. ❞

❝ I’m a short king so shut that down. ❞

❝ Any catastrophes today? Do I need to cause another? It’s too quiet. ❞

❝ If there are no problems I will make myself a problem. No one is here to stop me. ❞

❝ So the In-N-Out makes you jealous, but not the fact that I said I would tattoo [name]’s name on my ass in italian? ❞

❝ stfu you had a tiddy tat for your ex. ❞

❝ Now it’s a tiddy reaper thanks. ❞

❝ You guys wanna commit arson? ❞

❝ I’m not smart enough to leave. ❞

❝ The ancient philosophical question. How much simp should a good simp simp? ❞

❝ idk sounds like you just expressed intent to choke me. ❞

❝ I told a short joke and you made it about feet! ❞

❝ “Fragile princess feet” sounds like you know them intimately and I couldn’t blow past it!❞

❝ Never use the word “intimately” in my presence again! ❞

❝ I’m gonna go get banned from Denny’s you can either come with me and enjoy the chaos or pick me up afterward before the cops show up. ❞

❝ Because I am a wholesome innocent boy. ❞

❝ I guess I could shove some paper down his throat. ❞

❝ Fuck inflation, am I right? ❞

❝ I’m in your house bitch. ❞

❝ I’m tying your socks into a chain. ❞

❝ I’m the hot girlfriend? That’s so fucking cool man. ❞

❝ Stubborn gremlin, I’ll tell [name] to stop feeding you after midnight. ❞

❝ Squeezed my ass through this hole and idk how I’m gonna get back out. ❞

❝ Good morning, satan. ❞

❝ Your son did, bitch. ❞

❝ So? I’m a bad person! ❞

❝ Right line wrong person, bromeo. ❞

❝ Don’t “lol” me. ❞

❝ I feel like you’re trying to sneak in a lesson here somewhere but all I can think about is becoming an attack helicopter. ❞

❝ You put condom balloon animals all over my room! ❞

❝ Head empty, only angry, confused, and somewhat horny feelings. ❞

❝ Yeah look at you, with your fucked up internal organs. ❞

❝ I’m not insane I just ate an entire box of mini muffins by myself. ❞

❝ You had to get the most phallic looking one? ❞

❝ I did get kidnapped btw. ❞

❝ “uh, safe” doesn’t make me feel better bestie. ❞

❝ Jedi never get shit done anyway, they just sit and argue. ❞

❝ I made napalm by accident. ❞

❝ It’s the international emoji for ass. ❞

❝ That’s a cry for help if I ever saw one. ❞

❝ What’s a sugar daddy but like, the wholesome version? Fairy godmother? Can I have one of those? ❞

❝ That is an unholy combination of words. ❞

❝ I will literally fight you on your birthday idc. ❞

❝ The primary concern is what I refer to as “the Applebees effect”. ❞

#[memes ; mine] #[memes ; for muse] #[memes ; general]

[martyrette]

◤✞ Maggotmilk ✞◥

~

!!!HEY!!!

I’m going to be describing the development and story of this character below. It is going to contain a lot of triggering topics such as familial exploration and abuse, addiction and just overall trauma stuff. You've been warned!

Where do I start with MM? Maggie was the original concept for Bunnyguts when I began writing her. She originally came from some fun and edgy special effects makeup I was playing around with during the Rona. I took photos in my wigs and went all artsy and soon came up with her; Maggotmilk.

A sex worker back from the dead, trying to sort out their life now that their former job wasn’t really an option.

I’m going to make a Bunnyguts development master post soon with my very first concepts of her soon, I’m just struggling to find the notebook I had her concepts in.

But the two were basically the same character for awhile before I decided to put her in the WoW RP scene, which is when the characters became Maggotmilk and Bunnyguts respectively.

Maggotmilk, born Fiona Cullen, grew up in Drustvar with her step-mother and younger half-brother. Her father had died of illness, leaving them without income. Her step-mother was quick to pimp out Maggotmilk in order to make ends meat, and generally just saw her as another mouth to feed along with her little brother.

Fiona’s little brother was her world though. In place of their vicious and cold matron, Fiona began to raise brother while she too was still just a youth. However, after Fiona’s step-mother found out she was stashing away money to runaway, a violent fight broke out between the two. In the conflict, her brother accidentally got caught between them and killed, leading to Fiona soon killing her step-mother in a fit of rage.

After the emotions died down and the realization of what she did kicked in, she broke down. She was alone. And she was a murderer. She abandoned her home, running away to Boralus to escape her crime of passion and grief. It’s here she continued to be a sex worker to make income, her guilt eating away at her. She soon turned to drugs to numb it out and hopefully forget the face of the family she lost.

It’s around this time Shion finds Fiona, ODing out in the streets. Saving her, Fiona admits to not having a place to stay. Shion allows her to stay and accommodations if she can pull off a job. Desperate, she agrees and passes Shion’s test; she can be taught to be a thief. A Magpie. The two end up growing close and working together, Shion aiding in Fiona’s healing and growth. This is when she sheds the name Fiona and is given the name Maggotmilk by Shion.

She is something motherly and sweet, only left with rot and empty spots in her. The things she mothered are in the ground now.

An owning and acceptance of one’s trauma.

Maggotmilk is the first member of The Magpies and helps Shion recruit through her good heart and judge of character. It is also through Maggie Bunnyguts ends up joining them.

Bunnyguts and Maggotmilk quickly became best friends: Bunnyguts the heated and outgoing one while Maggotmilk was mild and softspoken. Though their world came crashing down during the siege of Boralus. When the Horde came, The Magpies got split up in the chaos, leaving Bunnyguts and Maggotmilk to their own devices. BG did her best to protect Maggotmilk, but she was soon skewered by an Orc and ended up dying in Bunnyguts’ arms, triggering The Magpies to break up and for her to leave Boralus and go to Stormwind. That city would never been the same without her best friend.

However, Maggotmilk was scooped up by the Forsaken and soon raised into Undeath unknown to Bunnyguts. Forced into a brand new life, Maggie is trying to figure out what she wants for herself now; she based her whole life on others and looking after them.

Shes mostly been focusing on her art and reconnecting with her heritage to feel closer with her passed family.

Yuh.

The evolution and story of Maggotmilk. I want to wait will I have a current wip of BG done before I make her masterpost and spill her character beans. Spoilers: Bunnyguts Whitetrash Grandma Core

#world of warcraft #warcraft rp #wow #wow rp #warcraft #wow art #art #warcraft art #artwork #moonguard #Undead #wow undead #undead girl #goth #goth girl #goth art #oc #oc art #oc artwork #zombie #zombie girl

[thekuraning]

don't know about any specific charcter playlists but why don't i ask you about the most recent blorbo playlist?(you don't have to answer this, have a nice day!)

Dear anon, I spent an hour putting together a whole playlist here to rant for you bc I don't use spotify lmfaoo

Unfotunately in my hubris, I accidentally cmd+z'd and deleted the entire bullet list. Q~Q As it seems the gods would prefer brevity on this day, I regret to inform you that I have had to narrow down my list. unu I shall explain more under the cut.

IM SO MAD TOO i had it all laid out in order and everything, but hhhhhh SURPRISE it's (part of) my Augustine Sycamore playlist :') i have contracted the sycamore brain rot, and it has yet to leave me be. A lot of the music I collect for him has to do with plot points for the lil fic series I've got for him and Guzma, and a lot has to do with what I imagine his life was like before we meet him in XY. Some of it has to do with old RPs i used to play him in back when his games came out

He just seems like a dude who's been through the ringer, you know? He's seen some shit and lived through some shit. Even his theme music is a little wistful and sad, and that's a lot of the vibes I get when I look at him. But I also get a lot of vibes that he's in love with life. He's chaos and duality and the sleepiest party boy you'll meet in your life. He'll climb Prism Tower just to get a good view of the sunset and then laugh when he gets into trouble. He loves people so much but has trouble letting anyone in. He stays up too late, he drinks too much, and he jumps at the chance for a new adventure or a new experience. He chases his passions relentlessly and dreams of the day he attains those things he knows he'll never have, and he does it with a smile.

It's a very pretentious way of saying I love blorbo very much, and here are a few of the songs from his playlist that I think encapsulate these traits I see when I look at him. :')

Peace of Mind (Aviici) this one in particular i put on and he just starts pirouetting in my head

Tell Me I'm Alive (All time Low)

Danny Don't You Know (NSP)

Trouble (Aviici)

White Rabbit (Collide vers.)

Self Control (Scissor Sisters)

...And a special bonus!! ;) While in my fics his favorite band is called Yesterday's Jam, this is a Very Fake Band, his favorite Band That Actually Exists is Genitorturers. Bc the last vibe I get from looking at Sycamore is the boy's a bit of a metalhead?? Also very "sex, drugs, rock n roll."

Lecher Bitch (Genitorturers)

I'll cap it there in case the gods bring the hammer down on me again ;v; but hes a good boy he just wants to live life to its fullest man he just wants to sing classic rock to the starter pokemon and dance in the rain and be a little shit to his friends and do science

#kurasays #blorbo posting #ty sweet anon for enabling me to ramble about one of The Boys for a bit

[acrowamongsparrows]

Janus Klaudin, The Hurdy Gurdy Man

The Basics ––– – Name: Janus Klaudin Nickname(s): Jan; 'That' Brother; The Hurdy Gurdy Man Age: 29 Birthday: Midsummer Race: Human Gender:  Male Marital Status: Single

Physical Appearance ––– –

Hair: Black Eyes:  Green Height: 6'1 Build: Wiry Distinguishing Marks:  Wild hair, three scars on his right cheek hidden behind a beard Tattoos: A winding vine of red and black roses along his right arm; random bits of art from his back to his front Piercings: Right ear hoop Common Accessories: Hurdy Gurdy, flute, long knife, tinder box, pipe, flask, leather cord with a small bag attached smelling of herbs   Likeness: Tikhon Zhiznevskiy

Personal Information––– – Profession: Bard, storyteller, Mist Walker Hobbies: Music, storytelling, dancing, knife throwing   Languages: Multiple languages to match his locale Residence:  Nomadic Birthplace: The back of a caravan Religion: The Road Patron Deity: Tymora Fears: Losing control; being alone

Relationships ––– - Spouse: None Children: None Parents:  Gregor Klaudin (father); Wilmina Klaudin (mother) Siblings: Alfred Klaudin (brother) Other Relatives: Arther Klaudin (grandfather; deceased); Verida Klaudin (grandmother; deceased); Eldridge of Kovir (godfather) Pets: None

Sex & Romance ––– - Sexual Orientation: Homosexual Preferred Emotional Role: submissive | dominant | switch Preferred Sexual Role: submissive | dominant | switch Libido: High Turn ons: Smiles, dance, life Turn offs: Violence, spitting Love Language: Touch Relationship Tendencies: Short and often

Traits ––– - * Bold your character’s answer.

Extroverted / In Between / Introverted Disorganized / In Between / Organized Close Minded / In Between / Open Minded Calm / In Between / Anxious Disagreeable / In Between / Agreeable Cautious / In Between / Reckless Patient / In Between /  Impatient Outspoken / In Between / Reserved Leader / In Between / Follower Empathetic / In Between / Apathetic Optimistic / In Between / Pessimistic Traditional / In Between / Modern Hard-working / In Between / Lazy Cultured / In Between / Uncultured Loyal / In Between / Disloyal Faithful / In Between / Unfaithful

Additional information ––– – Smoking Habit: Often Drugs: When available Alcohol: Always on hand

RP Hooks ––– – The Hurdy Gurdy Man Janus is an accomplished bard, having studied song and dance with other members of the Vistani as they traveled through the Mists.  With a multitude of tales to mind and songs to match the wits of the smallfolk, the coin never ceases to fall in his favor when he opens his mouth.  Most of those in his trade would pick to carry a fiddle or flute, but somehow or another a silver handle came to hand to match the strange box that he cranks from.  None would think that such a contraption could make men weep, women kick their heels, or bring the old back to youth but such was the power of the song in Janus's hand and heart.

Magic is Impressive There is an air of chaos to the bard, not only in his manners and movements but in the very songs he sings.  He's learned many through the years and travels, but sometimes they come to in a way that hits home with a crowd or himself that he doesn't understand.  In some places, some might call it magic and it could very well be for where he rests his head that day.  A slight shrug and push off would try to deny the thoughts, but late words with his 'uncle' and his mastery of the 'aard' symbol say other wise to a latent talent in the raconteur.

Mist Walker Janus is a member of the Vistani, a roaming culture that has found a way to traverse the domains of the universe by way of the Mist without tether to those worlds.  It may not always get them where they need to be, but that is half the adventure of the travel.  Learned from his father who had learned from his father before, the lineage of the Mists has traveled all the way back to the first families of Barovia.  Recently, Janus and his brother have decided to strike out on their own as they feel it was time to give their parents space with the years passing.  With the Mist clinging to their wagon wheels and urging them ever forward, the Brothers Klaudin are hitting the dire trail for fortune and glory.

Hey Wolf Moon The full moon is not something to trifle with.  Despite a life of carefree wheeling and dealing on the winding roads of the Mists, trouble has still caught up with the Brothers.  Janus sadly was the most recent to reap what they sowed in the wild work they find themselves in.  Hidden as best he can beneath cape and cowl on those final days of the month, the wild struggles to break free from within.  For a man who can't help but grin, when the pale moon rises fear and desperation are all he knows.  It is grim, terrifying, and beyond a doubt dangerous.  Luckily with his brother Alfred on hand, he has been able to control it and lay hidden during the change.  But there is always the fear of the day when he will be alone when the sun sets on the 29th day.

HOW TO CONTACT:

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IC The whining drone would begin as the silver handle flashed along the edge of the strange instrument wielded by the smiling blue coated man.  Knees slightly bent, back straight, eyes shining the bard would begin to let the words flow from his mouth like a wizard's magic spell.

"Joseph was talking," Janus began as his voice floated above the music that poured from his instrument. He never moved as he began his song, only letting his eyes roam about the crowd.  "Grooming a rumor; He said 'Somebody drowned the other day'."

"That somebody was me, but I never drowned," Klaudin continued as he turned slowly about in the center of the room, turning the handle of his instrument with one hand as the other played the keys with otherworldly ease.  "I just simply slipped away."

As the final word of the verse fled his lips, it didn't begin to dissipate in the music it only seemed to gain more ethereal power as it floated in the tavern room air.  A hush gripped all as they watched him.  "So if you need me, I'm sorry; cause I'm not around anymore."

"I'll never tell you what I'm thinking," the bard continued to slowly rotate with his silver flashing handle as he continued to look about the room.  "You don't deserve to know."

As the final word hung in the air another voice would rise from the crowd, a woman's.  A barmaid who looked perplexed to suddenly be matching Janus's speed and lyrics though how she knew them, who could say?

"You came through stumbling hard, I knew Mumbling words untrue, only to undo; All the good I had achieved, you would Stampede all over it, because you could."

The maid matched him perfectly, their voices winding with the music of the hurdy gurdy in supernatural majesty.  She would gently drop away her tray and come to stand before him in the center of the common room.  The bard's voice dying away behind the music as she would now take the center stage to sing the next verse.  Alone.

"Joseph had captured a bird without wings Writing in gold, making shapes in the fire. His anger met silence, a death in the woods My freedom was mine again, mine again, all mine."

At one point she would begin to falter as if the music was leaving her with the absence of Janus's voice but a slight strength in the mention of fire brought her back.  Her voice carried again, high and beautiful with a sound that no one of this small backwater town knew she had in her.  As she closed on the final word of the verse, again Janus would join with her in perfect harmony.  The barmaid in turn would begin to walk about him to match his slow turn to see all the patrons of the evening.

"You won't find me crying So don't you feel sorry for me. All that I have is in my head; And all that you took you can have."

The maid would come to stand before him as they locked eyes in the center stage, the lyrics flowing from the bard and girl in a beautiful argument.

"You came through stumbling hard, I knew Mumbling words untrue, only to undo. All the good I had achieved, you would Stampede all over it, because you could."

How a pair of mortals could draw out such a force to bring lights lowered and shadows build as the argument seemed to be more than just a song now.  Eyes locked and words billowing forth in such heartbreaking contempt for the other, the verse repeated.

"You came through stumbling hard, I knew Mumbling words untrue, only to undo. All the good I had achieved, you would Stampede all over it, because you could."

As the final word came from them both, Janus would let his head fall back and scream to the ceiling above as his instruments voice drowned out the world from earth to sky.

"You don't heal me!"

"You don't heal me, like you used to," the gurdy continued to rumble and roar as the maid stumbled back, with fear in her eyes as the crowd's shock was deafened by his music.  Wood would creak, mugs rattle, fires would die to embers as the magic of his song seemed to unsettle the fabric of their reality.  Again his voice would rise in near angelic anger to mix with his playing all the while he would repeat his scream.  "You don't heal me, like you used to!"

"You don't heal me no more; You don't heal me no more; You don't heal me no more!"

From the crowd a similar pair of eyes kept with a frame much like the bard's would come to the edge of the stage.  A rattle of a sword at his side as he cried out above the magical song with a stern foreboding to his voice.  "Janus!"

"You don't heal me Like you used to You don't heal me."

The name was drowned as the bard let his howl rise into the howl of the gurdy at his waist.  But it was the barmaid's voice who cut through it like the sword at the man's side.  The fear she had before was gone as she stepped forward to lay a hand on his, the turning of the handle stopping instantly as Janus looked up into her eyes.  His face wet with tears as she reached up to his cheek.

"You don't heal me like you used to, You don't heal me no more. I don't need you like I used to, You can't cure me like before."

How she knew the words, even Janus wouldn't know as he stood with the maid.  Her eyes somber to his exposed pain and fear, her hand still on his cheek as she gently drew him close.  And he embraced her back just the same, two strangers who had found a song.

#janus klaudin #the brothers klaudin #the hurdy gurdy man #vistani #witch oc #van richten's guide to ravenloft #a different song #basic information #roleplay #there are other worlds than these #witcher oc

[almost-jack]

So I made an rp side blog for Rei...

Come say hi. Just know that Jack is probably looking over her shoulder so... Tease him. Hah.

https://www.tumblr.com/blog/jacksgirlspeaks

#handsome jack #rei barrett #rp #role play #borderlands #borderlands 2 #tales from the borderlands #sex drugs & space chaos #sex drugs & rp chaos #jacks girl speaks #ao3 #fan fiction #fic

[sapphire-innit]

DRISTAAAAA TIMEEE

VOD: TommyInnit Speaks To Dream’s Sister AGAIN

(rp): Drista!! I love this chaotic child and am looking forward to seeing the children bully each other lmao. I especially love the mythos around Creative mode, and that the most benevolent god on the Dream SMP is just as likely to ban you as hand you a shulker box lol.

I do wonder how in character cc!Tommy is going to be able to stay during this stream: on one hand he’s a master at staying in character even during lh moments, and on the other Exile arc is some Dark Shit and Dristas like what, 14?? Overall I expect this to be one of the lighter streams, with a smattering of moments where we remember that, oh right, Tommy’s pretty actively suicidal at this point and he sees this as one of his last hurrahs.

Speaking of our boy Tommy: it's very clear we are getting closer and closer to the infamous pillar. He switches rapidly between Fight and Fawn reflexes and has mostly internalized Dream’s treatment and conditions at this point. The one stand out moment being him calling out Dream killing Mexican Dream last stream, and pointing out he was changing his story even when Dream tried to lie and say he died of “a drug overdose [...] or natural causes”. I’m curious if Tommy is going to bring it up again, and even more curious if he eventually believes Dream about it; something to watch out for, for sure. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that this moment of rebellion happened right after he had someone both stand up for him and spend time with him that wasn’t actively hostile or going to end (supposedly, at least by intention)

Hey we didn’t start off drowning for once!! cc!Tommy was also singing, though that could have been mostly out of character as well. Still, remarkably in a better mood, he even mentions having an appetite! You love to see it, and it's clearly because he’s looking forward to Drista’s visit

He’s building a log tower and on one hand, Tommy building Towers is a natural state of being, and on the other…. I know the pillar is coming and I am scared

A mention of the Anti-Dream hole… I still worry about when exactly and how Dream is going to find it. Still, I’m glad it exists, both for Tommy having a space for things important to him, as well as what it represents about his mental state re:not giving over completely to Dream

DRISTA!!!! LOL she was already online we didn't even see her join LOL. CHAOS GREMLIN she just flew over in creative mode and started wrecking shit, as is her right lmaoooo

“You massive jer--, (quieter) whats a nicer way…, YOU MASSIVE DICKHEAD” oh, Tommy..

I like how he tries to punch her even when shes CLEARLY IN CREATIVE MODE ADSADASD

The violence inherent in fourteen year olds,,,, adsfsadfsdfds

I hate this conversation why is this the conversation asdffdsfsd TEENAGERS

DREAM YOUR NOT EVEN A TEENAGER WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING THE SAME LOGIC

Well SHE can destroy the obsidian asdfsdfds She just Spleefs

“What would Dream do” Probably worse lets be honest

Is he actually gonna go back to L’manburg?? I don’t believe it but I also want :(

Again with the stabbing

AND DOWN HE GOEEEESSSS

“I have the fork, but I'm also killing you” afsafsdfdsf Tommy why are you wearing your good shit omg

Lol cc!Dream trying to defend his character for mocking Tommy’s accent adsfsdfds “I would NEVER” in the totally not believable tone lmaoooo

DID SHE REALLY GO AT HIM WITH A FORK I'M FUCKING DYING DSAFDADSFDS

“I will take it from you and I’ll kill him”... I have so many thoughts about how this works in lore. Is Drista possessing Dream? He can kick her out clearly, but she still has God Powers…

Lol and now SHES mocking his accent lmaoooo (... is it bad she sounded pretty close to me? lol)

Adsfdsfswd casual chaos Drista just broke the Nether Portal

Asking Drista to stop destroying things is a big ask to be honest lmaoo. Also she seems to be at least somewhat informed that ‘Dream is not supposed to be nice to Tommy’ or at least seemed hesitant to do /weather clear

GOD THE LAVA BUCKETS AND THE POTION OF HARMING adsfsdfsdf

“Tommy [beheaded him] actually… and killed Mexican Dream” Dream you motherfucker

“How to Sex 3” THE PANIK!!!!!! From Both cc!Dream and Tommy!!! This server is Not Child Friendly lol (Doesn’t…. That not even include sex things…. afasfsd)

Honestly I can’t stop smiling this is so wholesome somehow even with all the cursing and violence

Pigstep IS a bop, Tommy is right

“Just let him, just let him this one time” :(

“Tommy I still have the Fork” Drista totally willing to stab her brother to visit L’manburg

HE TOOK THE FORK ASDASDAS

Yes, closing your eyes will totally protect you from Forks lol

“I don’t need school, I dropped out” Is this Lore Crumbs, is this Lore

HEYYYY ITS THE BEDROCK, the one piece of bedrock he has lol, I think he still has that in current day right?

Drista is writing her name in BEDROCK adsfsdfds “I’m not going to be able to get rid of that actually” “That's the Point”

LOL SHe also recognized the burrito as from Mos lmaooo

Somehow “I really want to go to the other place.. I don’t know why he won’t let you” hit hard… it was def ooc, and she doesn’t have the full context, but still… its just someone else wanting and asking for Tommy to be able see L’manburg…

Afsdfsd the Small Gasp when she spleefs herself omgg

HES THERE!!! HES THERE!!!!!! L’MANBURG!!!!!!

Punz!!! WHY!!!! Were you there bc Drista might let Tommy through, was this a safeguard for the LORE. Also he’s currently working for Dream directly right, as a merc?

Drista trying to save Tommy!!!! Punz why are you winning a fight with someone in creative adfsadfsd He’s too good lol

They have negotiated a visit… I’m so emotional I wasn’t expecting this…. No one told me we got a real L’manburg visit !

BIG Q SHES FOURTEEN!!! Omg they didn’t tell him it was Drista. BIG Q!!! BIG Q DON’T SELL HER DRUGS

“He was Naked” good for you Drista, good for you. There’s something so hilarious about Drista just stabbing Quackity over and over again cause she’s uncomfortable lol (as is her right)

LOL THE FINAL KILL WITH MAGIC WHEN HE’S ALREADY DROWNING IM

Wha --- what video was it????? What is this Tommy picture on the Technoganda???

….”are you sure I’m allowed here” Dream’s conditioning is strong :(

“At many minute I could get mugged” To be Fair Tommy, that was true before

Did Tommy just suggest spawning in a Wither asdfsdfds

DRISTA DOG ARMY!!!! Aww and Tommy has one too~

THE BENCH!! THE HOUSE!!! Aaaaaaaaa He’s sitting on the bench nature is HEALING

AAAAAAAA A BLAZE!!!! Pfffft

…. Who destroyed the front of Tommys house?

,,,,Drista what are you doing with that soULSAND

“OK we'll turn on him” adsfsdfsd

OH HEY TECHNO!!! Lol “Oh god he meant me” fucking mood big man

……. Tubbo hallucination……… fuck

LOL HE COMBAT LOGGED “YOU CALL THAT COMBAT” I'M

To be fair, logging against a /kill is probably the only way to get away lmao

…...F

“Getting thrown off a cliff is literally how Theseus died!!” lol its also hilarious to me that Tommy def does not remember being called that. Personally I don't think it fits him super well anyway, but I do like it as something Techno calls Tommy, that shows how much he misjudges Tommy's character and intentions. No heroes here, just a kid trying to do good by their friends and what they care about

Techno actually looking up how to kill someone in creative mode

…. :( I just want my actual clingyduo content this is meeeeannn

OH HEY TECHNO …. You fucker he would and it would be HILARIOUS (get mad if Drista opped Techno that is lol)

….

….

IS THIS WHY THEY’RE BEDROCK BROS????? BECAUSE THEY BOTH HAVE DRISTA BEDROCK??????????????????????????

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS ???

LOL TRUE DUO SUPREMACY TUBBO’S GOT TECHNO'S BEDROCK

Oh F Techno got him with the Obliterator lmaoooo

“I have 114 levels PLEASE” asdfdasfsdf

LOL Tubbo with the TNT there's our nuke boy, I'll take my crumbs where I can get them

THE SHULKER HOLY SHIT

“Don't let someone get it!!”” ADSFDSAFSDFDS they all tuRN CC REAL QUICK WHEN THE SHULKER BOXES COME OUT

Awesamdudes like: MORE PLEASE AFDASFDSF

Techno immediately snitching about Elytra and dRISTA GETTING THE ACHIEVEMENT

EVERYONE SNITCHING IN CHAT I'M!!!! DREAMS REACTION ASDFSDFDSF

Drista being the chaotic giver of illegal gifts is so fucking good I'M THRIVING

THE RUN ON PUNZ !!!! omg

Also can we just take a minute to appreciate Tommy being allowed around people <3 <3 This is so wholesome and good and chaotic as all hell

“I thought I was Tom Cruz for like a whole week” ...TOMMY??

LOL SHE BANNED TECHNO OMG

Dristas on a banning Rampage afsdfsdf

BAN GOGGY OMGGG

Omg shes actually making a wITHER DASDASDFAS

Oh no poor Tubbo I didn’t know he was liVE

319k viewers jeezus

Awwwww Techno hyping up Wilbur's song :) that's so sweet actually

…………….Fuck you Dream :( saw the chance to Twist the Knife in c! And TOOK IT

LOL THE FUCKING FORK IS THE BEST BIT LOLLLL

Lol ironically the Bedrock bros song is the oNE COPYRIGHTED ONE, god why did Minecraft ever copyright Pigstep what a shit move honestlyyy

Pigstep fucking goING TO TECHNO LOLLLLLL “this is the most powerful item on the server since it DMCA’s people”

LOL PUNZ TRYING TO STEAL ANOTHER SHULKER

Poor Sam he actually has to BUILD give this man a SHULKER

Lol Everyone wants a shulker so much

….aww he tried to toss the pigstep disc lmaooo DRISTAS LITERALLY HOLDING IT Scaaaaaammmmed

Drista “I NEED IT ON HAND” So committed to violence !!!

The fucking creepers on the way out omg fuckign PERFECT

LOL TOMMY WASN’T READY FOR THE TURN AROUND ON CURSING LMAO You can tell he's always been the youngest who people aren't sure how much they can curse around lmao He's so soft honestly he talks such a big game and then CRUMBLES when called on it lol

Asfdsfs she fell through the same hole again afsdfsdfsd

Drista has been introduced to a Weapon and she’s gotten ATTACHED lmaooo

Wait HOLD THE PHONE Dream has multiple sisters??? Lol

“Yeah I like Shit” Dream: “whAT???”

Bye Drista it’s been nice!!! I hope she had a good time, she seems like a good kid (who is definitely not a content creator lol though she keeps up admirably)

Drista’s one of the few people who can make Tommy speechless lmaooo he looks actually shocked lol

Also first mention of GhostInnit…. cc!Tommy…..

Keep preparing…. Was his original plan to rush Dream even if (maybe especially if…) he died? Fuck man

Also holy shit was this stream right before Quackitys? ? amazing

This was honestly such a BLAST and a really good time, and I can see why its viewed as one of the few breaks we get during Exile :) I feel so refreshed and it was so so nice to have Tommy hanging out in L’manburg having fun with his friends (even if Tubbo was stuck being a Hallucination and Also Banned lol) No deeper insight, I just haven’t stopped smiling for an hour and a half <3

#dream smp liveblog #dsmp exile arc #tommyinnit #drista #technoblade #dreamwastaken #the shulker man the SHULKER #Ive been hearing about that for AGES glad to see the actual footage

[zexxcandell]

Zexx Candell, Hero for Hire

The Basics ––– – Name: Zexx Candell Nickname(s): Zexx Age: 44 Birthday: Summer Race: Human Gender:  Male Marital Status: Widower

Physical Appearance ––– –

Hair: Black Eyes:  Blue (L); Dead (R) Height: 6'2 Build: Failing prime atheletic; middle age healthy Distinguishing Marks:  Scarring around dead right eye Tattoos: None Piercings: None Common Accessories:  Eyepatch, dwarven pipe, coffee, sword Likeness: David Harbour

Personal Information––– – Profession: Hero For Hire; sailor; swordsman Hobbies: Fishing, reading, sailing   Languages: Common; smattering of orcish and elvish Residence:  Ironforge Birthplace: Lordaeron, north of Brill Religion: None Patron Deity:  None Fears: Loss, failing, bad habits

Relationships ––– - Spouse: Beatrix Gallina (MIA) Children:  Xaya Candell (MIA); Gendry Candell (MIA); Rey Candell (MIA); Gwynn Candell Parents:  Eldridge Candell; Marion Candell (Deceased) Siblings:  Sarasam Styrnlock (Half-sister) Other Relatives: Erlain Candell (Deceased) Pets: None

Sex & Romance ––– - Sexual Orientation: Hetero Preferred Emotional Role: submissive | dominant | switch Preferred Sexual Role: submissive | dominant | switch Libido: He's alive Turn ons: Strong women, laughter, confidence Turn offs: Clinginess, ambivalence, self righteous Love Language: Fluent but reserved Relationship Tendencies: Stuck on the past

Traits ––– - * Bold your character’s answer.

Extroverted / In Between / Introverted Disorganized / In Between / Organized Close Minded / In Between / Open Minded Calm / In Between / Anxious Disagreeable / In Between / Agreeable Cautious / In Between / Reckless Patient / In Between /  Impatient Outspoken / In Between / Reserved Leader / In Between / Follower Empathetic / In Between / Apathetic Optimistic / In Between / Pessimistic Traditional / In Between / Modern Hard-working / In Between / Lazy Cultured / In Between / Uncultured Loyal / In Between / Disloyal Faithful / In Between / Unfaithful

Additional information ––– – Smoking Habit: Excessive Drugs: Occasionally Alcohol: Steering clear

RP Hooks ––– – Hero For Hire - Missing cargo?  Need someone found?  Misplaced your horse?  Or maybe getting pushed around by the less than savory?  Zexx Candell is your man.  An accomplished swordsman, moderate investigator, and lucky son of a bitch, the 'cyclops' is always ready to aid those in a bind.  He'd like to try and stick to his mercenary tendencing for payment, but it'd be a lie to assume pro bono wouldn't be written on his tombstone.

A Man About Space - Zexx is not from around here as the multiverse a vast and expansive place with small changes here and there that cause astronomical results.  A ward or victim of the Bronze Dragonflight, Zexx was pulled from his own world and brought to this for safekeeping due to his work upon his own lost plane.  Despite being on this place for some time, his past seems to follow him despite the distance he put between them.  Old loves, lost children, and vendetta rich foes seem to find their way in his path when least expected or needed.

Family is All He Wants - Despite his bravado and grit, a deep hurt rests in the man's soul.  Loss has gripped from every age, from this parents as boy, to his home in more ways than one, and to his children cast into the dice cup of the multiverse.  He knows they're out there, jut not sure where to or how to find them.

Treading Water - Zexx is an alcholic and struggles to keep himself afloat in times of strees, good or bad.  Noted for his heavy smoking now and need to drink the hot juice of beans, the sweet scent of whiskey and beer is never far from his mind.  The wagon is sturdy but bouncy and sometimes a tumble can lead to more trouble.

HOW TO CONTACT:

OoC - tumblr, Discord ( Mogwai Kraken#7988), Ingame (Zexx) IC - The world is in chaos and the hero for hire, Zexx Candell seems to have stumbled into the midst of it all again.  Literally.  With the Scourge returning and attacking settlements, the swordsman was ready to pick up his sword to face the maddened enemy again.  Having returned to Stormwind with a somber cargo, the 'cyclops' was ready for anything except a family reunion.

Reeling from the meeting of far to many minds and hearts sent Zexx spiraling off the wagon with a far deadlier crash then he expected.  The sounds of war and battle ringing in his ears with a foul stench of blood, shit, and sweat.  Maldraxxus looms before the lost hero as he finds himself in the coliseum of battle but not alone.

An unseen face but familiar eyes has stalked this world for a long time in search of the battle he kept in life. Voldrin, slayer of trolls, sword of Arathi, the Wick in the Dark has found his supposed ancestor.  And he is found lacking.

#zexx candell #basic information #who are you zexx #into the shadowlands #hero for hire #warrior #World of Warcraft #Wyrmrest Accord #roleplay #lfc

[mayhemofmusesarchive]

{ MEET THE MUSE }

PERSONAL NAME: Robotic Fizzarolli

LEGAL NAME: Fizzarolli

ALIAS[ES]: Cheapass robo rip-off (dubbed by Blitzo), Slutty toy clown (another by Blitzo), Fizzy or Fizzy Pop (nickname by Ophelia), Ollie (dubbed by his Fizz-clone), Fizz (dubbed by... many)

DATE OF BIRTH: ?¿?

GENDER | SPECIES: Male (Identifying) | Robotic Jester

PLACE OF BIRTH: Ring of Greed; Original: Paris, France

CURRENT LIVING CONDITIONS:  Lives with Mammon, rather lavish and furbished. Has his own room / place separate from Mammon’s mansion / office; Original: Single room with numerous pillows, canopy bed, dressers, star and moon lights and a swing. No windows or door. Bathroom and shower, however

SPOKEN LANGUAGES: English, French, Spanish, some Italian, and Binary ( Mostly Robotic Fizzarolli knows this )

EDUCATION: Had most of what he needed to know installed, everything else is learned through interaction or by reading; Original: Some college, dropped out to pursue other interests.

OCCUPATION: Child Entertainer, Sex Robot; Original: Jester

DRINK | SMOKE | DRUGS: None of the above since he.. can’t; Original: Drank some, but doesn’t make a habit of it. Anything else, no.

LIKE[S]: Chaos, making money, teasing others, having fun, being active in some manner, sex

DISLIKE[S]: Being told what to do ( Unless you’re Mammon or have the authority to do so ), someone belittling him ( like referring him as just a sex toy like yes he knows this but he’s more then that get new material please ), someone demeaning themselves ( he doesn’t want to hear it don’t do it it’s stupid ), having his slave coding activated

FEAR[S]: Being Forgotten, being replaced, falling in love again

PERSONALITY TRAITS: Playful, flirtatious, unhinged, chaotic, thrill-seeker, silly, child-like, flip-flop moodswings

{ PHYSICAL INFORMATION }

HAIR COLOR: ...He doesn’t have hair

EYE COLOR: Primarily green neons, change to RED when angry and sometimes to PINK when semblances of his old, old self peek out

HEIGHT: 8′2′ ; Original: 6′8″

TATTOOS: ‘Heart’ device implanted in chest and crest on head; Original: Has the mark of Envy of his chest.

PIERCINGS: None

{ FAMILY INFORMATION }

SIBLING[S]: N / A

PARENT[S]: Mammon is his creator, but that doesn’t really count...

CHILDREN: ‘Adopted’ sons are Tadpole and Diveska in Discord RP

{ RELATIONSHIP INFORMATION }

SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Pansexual

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single, but it depends if you’re ready to handle him~ (also on which verse of course)

#﹙ Hᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴɴᴏɴ ﹕ Fɪᴢᴢᴀʀᴏʟʟɪ ﹚ #TW: Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss #((First Fizzarolli and then Lucifer later aejngka))

[seekeroftruthpromestein]

Welp. Paradox time.It’s the Finale.

Yikes. Last campground....

That doesn’t bode well...

Here they are. All my friends. I’ve traveled with them for this long. We’re near the end of the game. Who knows what will happen... 

Promestein. You’ve been a very interesting character to see through this game. Seeing you young kind of shows you were always a fucked up kid. But, you have a good heart. And you now have a found family. You’re no longer a lone wolf salvaging through a dark world. You have us. And we’re happy to have you and alllow you to examine this bright new world.

Nuruko. I sadly didn’t get to know you too well and I’ll be sure to remedy that next game. But you were an interesting little thing. 

I wouldn’t have pegged you as a main character honestly but hey. I’m glad your here. You were another person that I’ll have to be sure to bring next time because I feel you probably have lots of interesting insight. 

Pope. You are DEF going to be in my next group. You were one of the most exciting twists i’ve ever seen and I am happy you were here. I am still angry for no sex scene. 

Hilde. Once again, another “I didn’t bring around enough” but you hey. Happy to have you.

These two were my favorite running joke. The not so wise senpai and the student. 

Not sure why YOU are here but you WERE the first boss of the game. So. Yeah. Welcome.

And you were the first recruited monster... I think.

This little exchange reminds me. Granberia was NOT at ALL a regular character in this entire exchange. Hardly any of the knights showed their faces. Alma I think was the most regular. 

The spirits play little purpose as well. In the orginal trilogy they were SUPER important as they were a constant ability you had to keep on or die.  Here. They’re not weak, they���re decent buffs.  But I rarely use them... I did use them actually in the battle against Blalice. Alice actually is a Spirit Summoner because I felt it was rather poetic all things considered. 

Wait are you a noble? Maybe you should put on pants. And a shirt. But okay. Vanilla! The most useful member that never see’s battle. She was BRIEFLY drafted in Black Alice when all of the other allies died but yeah. She has been a rock this entire time. Constantly producing MP for the party.  

I admit I never had a use for her. She mostly stayed around because she had the most Dialog from things. 

And ah. The MVP herself. Okay second MVP but we’ll get to her soon. Superb support. Valuable as hell. Sadly a lot of Angels have Auto-hit attacks. But I would have lost without her many times. 

I’m trying to do the whole sentimental thing but yeah. Don’t have a lot to say. Maybe one of these days I’ll have just the four of them on a team. 

I’m just WAITING for you to betray me. But it’s a bit late and you’re no longer important in the slightest so. 

Ah speak of the devil. Now. Time for the main course. 

Traveling with Black Alice has been a really facinating experience. She’s a lot of fun. If you know, a bit evil. It’s interesting that she played the Alice. Pretending to be something she’s not. It makes me wonder if it’s a tradition? I wonder if this experience will make her nicer. 

Ah Sonya. You sadly have a LOT of death flags... It was interesting the idea of Luka having a human friend, but from a writing perspective it makes sense as she suddenly got the tropes that were associated with Alice in the first game. 

Not a good sign.

This does bring a point though. Sonya I dropped out of the party for not being too useful. A healer in a game where healing is incredibly easy. And she didn’t exactly have a whole lot... Actually I could have turned her into a vampire funny enough. And a worm Villager. But yeah, besides that. She didn’t have a whole lot. I’m probably gonna try using her more in my Ilias file as I want to RP it as more of a Human/Angel Centric idea. The only overlap being Prom really. 

And Alice. I really wish there was more to you but I get it. The romance between Luka and her just isn’t  a focal point. Despite the fact that her and Luka’s children are in fact facing off. I kind of wish that was addressed more. 

And her mother... There’s actually a LOT of plot threads still not addressed. 

Was hoping for Elemental Giga. This would be a game where it could be theoretically useful though. With all the abilities and such.

Ilias prayer music in the background.

Now we have Opera music... Place has changed.

Less then steller. 

You bitch.

You know what. Fuck you. YOU are FOURTH! 

Alright gotta act quickly. Can’t... wait

WHAT??

SHE SAID IT

I’m not sure if gleefully killing an entire town counts. 

Never a nice thing to learn.

“Then the fanfiction writers started... There’s this ONE bitch. She runs a Promestein blog and if you LISTENED to the drivel she writes. She made up this nonsense with male monsters for drama’s sake”

“And don’t get me started on the Luka Situation. There were like 3 at one point.”

Wait... How many others from other worlds??

...Wait When??? I can go over level 60 now?? Must be when I updated.. Huh. Okay. Wish I did this earlier.

Too many... oh

See. I’m doing an RP with La Croix that takes place using this concept. But something both of us realized is that Luka actually very rarely DIED in most of his endings. Not right away. Many of them used him as a pleasure slave. Or married him. Or he just gave up adventuring. Some like the angels even used him for 1000′s of years. So. Theoretically. He would have had to live his entire life. Die of natural causes. And then wake up back at a fight he had years ago. 

But here it just says failed. 

Oh.... Is this...Which Ilias?

I forgot... You’re... the Real ilias. so you have been trying your best to keep things from going to shit huh?

Oops.

Yikes... So yeah. Makes sense. Fuck that Lukia (Which was us)

The...Remina labs??

Oh hey. It that bitch.

Yes Little Prom. Yes. Soon. You will meet. Yourself.

A better part of the whole. I remember there being an Angel/Monster hybrid who says she couldn’t  combine her dark and holy energy. This is probably why.

I wonder if this is a joke of some kind revolving around smoking becoming less allowed in Japan.

And they summoned.... Black..Alice. Is that how she was alive in the original Trilogy??

Oh no... This..... Is.... Original Trilogy Black Alice.

As creepy music plays. I am reminded. The White Rabbit is a universal Constant. Where was she then in the original Trilogy? Simple. She was here. Right here. In Black Alice... the drug created by Promestein. The fusion of Holy and Dark.

Those poor Scientist.

That Casualty of it.

Oh. Dear. Lord.

“So you finished the art for that Hentai game right?” “HENTAI GAME?? I thought we were making Bloodborne.”

That is terrifying. 

Oh dear lord.

Angels. Demons. Both are at her demand.

YOU SAID SHE COULD NOT REACH US.

Of course. Time Succubi from aother wordl

That. Is terrifying.

Yup. Zero.

She’s dying as the Villain again? The Pyrrha. 

Wait. What?

So... You.. Were killing them to.. Bring them into YOUR world??? So. They’re alive? 

So they’re killing people... to bring them into another?  This reminds me of a little bit of a Webcomic called Order of the Stick. Where the gods wondered briefly if they should destroy the world, in order to save the souls. Because the main monster, was a giant horrifying sould devouring creature.  So if the gods destroyed the world, they could save many from inhiliation, and bring them into the after life.  This begs a lot of question about after lives and existance beyond death and whether or not it truly is a death. 

Bloodying her hands so her daughter doesn’t have to.

Yeah I would like to know that as well.

I would like to know actually.

Wait why are you wearing clothes now?

I forgot you were a person.  Wait. So these are from another universe.... One where Ilias won...And therefor Eden got to wear clothes. 

The old Monster and Angel War, Fought in the foreground of the world we stand.

And the death flags come home to roost. 

Was she... one the entire time?

Or did she become one now?

Mhm. This looks familiar.

And the music begins. The  battle wasn’t too hard. But...

This isn’t good.

Not grand.

This battle music is though. ♪♫

Oh you bitch.

We beat both of them... or...

We did not.

That’s... really really not good.

...what?

HUH???

UMMM????

SHES A WHATR??

She’s the element of chaos....   Does that mean there’s a HOly and Dark Spirit too?

Fine. I’ll train you.

...What?

Oh.... shit.... Dad... Killed Alice’s Mom.

And. That. Is the end.... Welp. I guess we have to do the Ilias Route next.

#Prommey Plays Paradox #Paradox 2

[stclla]

hello loves! my name is bri and i’m so excited to get the chance to write with all of your beautiful muses ♡ i just turned 24 (ew), my pronouns are she/her, and my timezone is est (luckily i live about an hour outside of nyc, and plan to move there permanently in 2021 yay !!!) 

tbh it’s been at least a year since my last rp group and i’m a little rusty, so pls feel free to share your tips and lmk how i’m doing :) my writing style is pretty flexible and i match length, pov, etc. and now !! a little bit of info about my beautiful chaotic bby stella:

ABOUT.

estelle “stella” celestine evans was spotted in the fashion district adorning gucci ankle boots , with some airpod pros on . they’re most likely listening to heat waves by glass animals . you may know them as @stella or as that sydney sweeney lookalike . their twenty-second birthday just passed . while living in the upper east side , they’ve gained a bit of a reputation . they’re known to be reckless but on the other hand warmhearted . wonder if they’ll be the next person to hit the headlines .

BASIC INFO.

Full Name: Estelle Celestine Evans

Nickname(s): Stella

Age: 22

Date of Birth: August 4, 1998

Sun Sign: Leo

Moon Sign: Cancer

Rising Sign: Scorpio

Hometown: Beverly Hills, CA

Current Location: Upper East Side, NY

Gender: Cis female

Pronouns: She/her

Orientation: Pansexual

Political Affiliation: Liberal

Occupation: Supermodel, socialite, influencer

Career Highlights: Victoria’s Secret Angel, high fashion runways, print & editorial work, music video appearances, photography, art direction

Goals/Passions: Photography, art direction, fashion design, makeup, social media

Career Claim: Gigi Hadid

BIOGRAPHY.

When your mom’s a legendary supermodel and your dad is a smooth talking Hollywood talent agent, it’s safe to say that you were probably born with a silver spoon in your mouth. But don’t you dare say that shit to Stella Evans. Although she definitely enjoyed the finer things in life growing up and was practically gifted a spot in wealthy elite by her parents, Stella likes to believe that she did it all herself. And underneath it all - the glitz and the glam and the money and the flashing lights - maybe she actually did.

While this blonde haired, blue eyed beauty might be the spitting image of her mother with a few (okay, a lot) more extra curves, Stella tries to distance herself from her family heritage as much as possible. It started in kindergarten when she renamed herself. After all, being named after the notorious Estelle Evans doesn’t make you a lot of friends when you’re five. It makes you the subject of ridicule from your peers, and makes your teachers treat you as if you were the one posing topless in Italian Vogue. And when your mother made you model for a big Baby Guess modeling campaign at the age of 2, kids tended to talk. So she became Stella. Just Stella.

From then on, she did everything she could to separate herself from her parents. If her parents said to stay in, she went out. If they told her to get good grades, she failed her classes in retaliation. Their attention was all consuming, especially her mother’s. After the once popular cover girl had retired, she turned all of her attention to her daughter. Stella’s modeling work had been paused at the suggestion of her talent agent father, Arthur Evans. He wanted her to focus on school and get an education so she could take over the talent agency one day. But when Estelle and Arthur divorced when Stella was 10 years old, all bets were off.

Her mother hopped from loveless marriage to loveless marriage, dragging Stella along for the ride. Her father moved to the Upper East Side, vowing to see her at Christmas each year, while Stella jetted around the world against her will. 6th and 7th grade in Sweden, 8th grade in London, 9th and 10th grade in Paris. It was a long and lonely adolescence, but Stella filled it with booze, bars, and boys and girls to keep her company. Partying was her only escape. And she was damn good at escaping.

She had her first real relationship when she was 16. He was an older French financier who was content to spoil her rotten and show her a good time. Perhaps too good a time. Stella was introduced to the things that would become her vices - namely, drugs and alcohol. Her mother proved to be overbearing but oblivious. She would do things like criticize her daughter’s makeup, clothing, and body, but be completely unaware that Stella was doing things like snorting coke to get thinner. She’d call her trashy for going out to clubs, then look the other way when Stella would wear a short mini skirt when leaving for “study sessions” at the library. With Stella’s clever wit and electric charisma, it really was too easy. The drugs combined with the alcohol made her feel better because she didn’t really feel anything at all. Plus, if her parents hated partying, then Stella would learn to love it.

Shit hit the fan when Stella was arrested in France. Something about being an accomplice to international drug smuggling and being under the influence of a controlled substance - whatever. 16 year old Stella got off with a slap on the wrist due to her connections, promising to move back to New York with her dad until she was 18 and legal. The Upper East Side was her new home, and weirdly enough, she actually kind of liked it. It was easier to start over in New York, where no one cared about her washed up mother. But they did care about money, wealth, and excess, which Stella was more than an expert in, whether she liked it or not. This made her presence in the New York social scene almost magnetic. People would flock to her, drawn in by her ethereal beauty, effortless charm, and “fuck it all” party girl attitude.

Attention was a dangerous drug for a girl like Stella, who had spent her whole life freeing herself from her mother’s tarnished legacy. And when she had finally done it, had finally succeeded in making people call her “Stella Evans” instead of “Baby Estelle”, it made her wild with reckless abandon. All her new friends and lovers wanted to buy her shots and make her feel good any way she wanted, and it was only polite for Stella to let them do it.

The next few years were filled with exclusive clubs, raucous spring breaks, glamorous yacht parties, champagne kisses with boys and girls, social media notoriety, and juicy headlines that cemented her status as an it-girl. Her modeling career resumed with a promise to her father that she would go to college at the same time. Armed with a golden reputation, endless connections, and natural charisma and talent, Stella began to walk all the major runways and was in talks to appear in Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret. Unlike her mother, she proved that she had both high fashion attitude and sex appeal. Stella was unstoppable.

Until she wasn’t. After a night of drinking and an ill-timed bet that she could parallel park her date’s Range Rover (despite the fact that Stella didn’t have a license to speak of), the police charged her with a DUI. This time, she didn’t get off so easy. Her father pulled as many strings as possible to keep her image clean in the press, but word got out anyway. Fucking instagram.

Faced with the threat of losing her big modeling campaigns, Stella agreed to clean up her image. Think rehab, charity work, inspirational interviews. The whole shebang. And it worked - kind of. It’s hard to navigate a world filled with temptation, but Stella doesn’t know how to survive without the glitz and glamour of the wealthy world. She dropped out of college against her dad’s wishes, officially surrendering herself to the New York social scene. Rich girls have more fun, anyway. But sometimes she hates it and wants to be “normal”. Even so, she knows that she never will be and embraces the beautiful chaos that her life of excess brings to her.

As far as rich kids go, Stella is almost down-to-earth. Kind of. She likes to think that she is, but she’s also the kind of girl who would never be caught dead on the subway. Or a taxi. Black cars and private jets only, please. Underneath it all, Stella wants (and frankly, needs) real connections in her life. People who genuinely care about her and have her best interests at heart are extremely rare, so when Stella lets someone get close to her, they’re with her for life. Her reckless, carefree attitude can definitely get her into trouble, so she can be a handful.

But one of her shining traits is that she doesn’t judge, at least not as openly and viciously as her peers. Stella’s life of wealth and status is definitely ingrained in her, but she is also openminded and accepting. Her friends don’t need to be old money. They just need to be real. You can catch her being the talk of the town in her native Upper East Side, but also vibing with the up and comers in Tribeca. Below the layers of superficiality and obsession with the finer things in life, this supermodel has a heart of gold. But don’t fuck with her. Stella is dangerous and defiant when she wants to be, and nothing can get in the way of her getting what she wants. Even if what she wants could destroy her one day.

*** her bio is still a wip and i’m working on some inspo for wanted connections, but definitely lmk if you have any questions or think stella would be a good fit for connections with your muses ! 

#wealthyhq:intro #i'm sorry if this is a MESS omg #so happy to meet all of you !!!

[ljfeed-spn-j2-bigbang]

2020 Master List

Here is the 2020 masterlist. If you see any errors, please let me know.

Extreme thanks to

firesign10 for coding the list again this year! We all owe them a huge debt of gratitude!

Jared/Jensen

Stacks of Green Paper in His Red Right Hand

Link to Art: Here

Author: zara_zee

Artist: bluefire986

Pairing(s): Jared/Jensen

Genre: SPN RPF - Slash, Dark Romance, Action-thriller. Crime.

Word Count: 30K

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: References to child abuse. Organized crime. BDSM. Kink. Violence. Part of the Hellspawn 'verse

Summary: Life has never been better for Jared and Jensen. Business is booming. The challenges for control of the Californian underworld appear to have stopped. They have an awesome new house and an ever growing family of misfits and outlaws. Jensen’s even trying to quit smoking.

And then Jensen’s father drops a bombshell that makes Jared bench Jensen from everything but their ‘honest’ earnings. Jensen hates his new restrictions, but with so much on the line, he can’t argue with them—not until a friend of the Club is in danger and Jensen’s the only one who can help. And then he can’t just sit it out. Right?

Headstrong

Link to Art:Here

Author: fufuraw

Artist: yanyan

Pairing(s): Jared and Jensen

Genre: Gen

Word Count: 21,228

Rating: PG

Warnings: Were transformations

Summary: Jared learns about his family and his background. Jensen and the Bell Creek Pack are there to support him as he learns to navigate a world he never expected to have to live in.

On Your Way

Link to Art: Here

Author: zubeneschamali

Artist: quickreaver

Pairing(s): Jared/Jensen

Genre: SPN RPS

Word Count: 47,391

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: none

Summary: Jared's got a YouTube channel where he chronicles his attempt to run a half marathon in every U.S. state and all of the sights he sees along the way. Jensen's got a YouTube channel where he records his adventures in minimalist backpacking, taking to the most scenic places he can find with the least equipment he can carry. When both of them enter a competition for the best travel video blog—where the winner gets their own Netflix show—they'll have to decide if the growing attraction between them is more important than who wins the competition…

The Prophecy

Link to Art: Here

Author: tammyrenh

Artist: tx_dora

Pairing(s): Jared/Jensen

Genre: SPN RPS

Word Count: 25174

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: none

Summary: There is an old prophecy that involves an omega with magic ability far greater than has ever been seen before. Jared, a royal omega about to be given away to a very not-nice prince, decides to choose one thing for himself - who to give his virginity to. This act results in major consequences for both Jared and Jensen - including a pregnancy that shouldn’t be possible, magic that saves them and places them in danger, a voyage across the sea, sword fights, an evil prince, and, above all, the fierce love that binds Jared, Jensen and their unborn child together.

Freedom

Link to Art: Here

Author: sanshal

Artist: cherie_morte

Pairing(s): Jared/Jensen

Genre: SPN RPS

Word Count: 30,853

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: Dystopian AU, Slave!Jared, Master!Jensen, Nudity, Collar, Sexual training- (prostate milking, object insertion, chastity, Punishment/spanking etc.), Brain-washing, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Kids, Divorce, Mentions of depression, Crying, Alcohol abuse. Protective Jensen. The story is not as dark as the warning make it appear, however, please do read them carefully (as there are instances of them in the fic) and if you feel that you may be triggered, please be careful.

Summary: A new law comes into play which calculates an individual’s income and expenditure and if one fails to meet a particular ‘standard’, they are indentured till they can work off the difference by working for ‘sponsors’.

Jared fails to meet the ‘standard’.

Metaphysical Inc

Link to Art: Here

Author: blackrabbit42

Artist: beelikej

Pairing(s): Jared/Jensen

Genre: SPN RPF AU

Word Count: 21K

Rating: R

Warnings:

Summary: Loosely inspired by Monsters, Inc. Jensen works for the Life Department, Jared works for the Death Division. When they accidentally bring a live human baby into the metaphysical world, they need to work against the forces of Time and Fate, as well as that little shit from Chaos, Misha, to return baby Bee to her rightful place in the human world. Doing so might involve sacrifices and changes neither of them ever imagined.

The Rose Hidden Among the Thorns

Link to Art: Here

Author: backrose_17

Artist: 2blueshoes

Pairing(s): Jared/Jensen

Genre: SPN RPF AU

Word Count: 22,110

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: A/B/O, mpreg and cheating

Summary: Mob Boss Jensen Ackles is done with the thorn in his side FBI Agent Stephen Amell and he goes after Stephen's one true weakness, his loyal boyfriend Jared Padalecki. Jared has always known that Stephen's life is a dangerous one but he never expected to be drawn into a web of seduction and danger or learn secrets that Stephen has been keeping from him.

Master, Be My Slave

Link to Art: jdl71 Here

Link to Art: dun Here

Author: wincestwhore (Hunter King)

Artist: jdl71 and dun

Pairing(s): Jared/Jensen

Genre: SPF AU

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#supernatural #J2 #big bang #spn-j2-bigbang #livejournal #fanworks

[fyrapartnersearch]

Original M/M Plots!

Hello, everyone! My name is Wren, I'm 24 and have been RPing for over 10 years now. I have a few plot cravings that I'm dying to try out, so I decided to make a search for it! I'm looking for someone 20+ who would be interested in original, m/m plots. As far as writing goes, I write 3rd person past tense. I write at least 4 decent sized paragraphs, usually around 800 -- 1,800 words. I can definitely write more or a little less, but most of the time I mirror what I'm given! I'm looking for at least 3-4 decent sized paragraphs from a partner. I'm an artist and currently work from home, so I'm available at least to chat most of the time. I'm in the CST time zone (US) and will usually get to at least one reply a day. Occasionally it may take a few days. It really depends, but I'll always let you know if there's going to be a delay!   I only write m/m pairings (side characters can be whatever gender/sexuality) and all characters must be 18+. I do enjoy smut, however I prefer more plot to smut, or at least an even 50/50. My only kink limits are the more extreme things (toilet anything, beastiality, bloodplay, incest, underaged characters, Mpreg, ABO dynamics, etc). I'll always let you know if I'm uncomfortable with something! I prefer to let our characters develop naturally, but I don't typically like strict top/bottom dynamics. I could be swayed to play a more strict sub in certain plots, if you're more comfortable with that. We can discuss it! I’m also down for having multiple characters and couples in one RP, if the story calls for it. Email only for the RP! I also have a Discord I can give you, if you prefer that for chatting~ When you email me, let me know a little about you and any characters or plot ideas you may have. Feel free to ask me any questions, too! Now, onto the fun! _________ These are just some basic plot ideas and themes. If you have any of your own ideas, feel free to tell me them! • MC is a guardian angel originally sent to Earth as a test: make your assigned human's greatest wish come true, or be cast out from heaven and become a demon. When he realized the test was nearly impossible to complete and that he actually didn't like being an angel that much, he gave up. Now, while waiting for his time to be up and slowly losing feathers from his wings, he spends most of his days hanging around demons. These demons are fun loving, wild, and sent to Earth to cause chaos. YC is one of these demons, whose taken an interest in MC. Maybe they already know each other, or not. Maybe MC finds out he has a chance to actually complete his mission and return to heaven, and has to decide whether or not to do it. Maybe YC tries to help with that mission. Or maybe MC starts helping the demons with their chaos spreading. Maybe there's a bigger conspiracy going on, involving both heaven and hell. There's a lot of options! I'm also down for having more characters, be they demons, angels, guardian angels, humans, or anything else! • Enemies to lovers, hate sex, power struggles, awkward moments as genuine feelings start to form. A detective and a criminal? A cop and a prostitute? Rival musicians? Rival students in a dark academia setting? • A detective (YC) is put undercover in a seedy part of town and meets a surly ex-med student running a shady business (MC). They start up a strange, informant-with-benefits relationship while unravelling a dark mystery in the city. • A drug addict (MC) looking for a new lease on life ends up striking a deal with a wealthy businessman (YC), who is an ex-addict himself. He’ll help this poor guy get clean and allow him to stay at his place, as long as he does whatever he tells him to along the way. Maybe this charming tycoon isn’t as proper as he seems to be on the surface. • A futuristic, cyberpunk type world. A futuristic Robin Hood ends up falling for the son of one of the city’s wealthiest men, who he was trying to rob? A delivery driver unwittingly gets pulled into a complex plot to overthrow the government? Two hackers electronically rob big businesses to supply their own wild lifestyle? • Original superheroes and super villains! Or anti-heroes, anti-villains, vigilantes, etc. Basically, people with superpowers doing cool superpower, action things. • Original characters in the Star Wars universe! We could do something action oriented with high stakes, an epic space adventure, or a simple slice-of-life story that just so happens to take place in the universe. I'm up for anything! • Horror/crime. Two friends/a group of friends reunite to solve an old mystery that still haunts them? An elite college is plagued by murder after gruesome murder, which our characters are caught up in and must solve? In a small town, weird things keep happening and our characters try to find out why?   If any of these ideas sound interesting, shoot me an email! Tell me about yourself, your interests, and any plot or character ideas you may have! Contact me at: [email protected]

#oc rp #multiple paragraph #long term #short term #literate #action #adventure #comedy #drama angst #fantasy #horror #modern #original #romance #scifi #slice of life #supernatural #submission

[hmratking]

LFC: The Rat King

BASICS Full Name: Melaeth Vin’derarr Nickname(s): The Rat King Age: Adult Race: Sin’dorei Gender: Male Sexual Orientation: Bisexual. Romantic Orientation: Biromantic Religion: He worships nothing but himself Occupation: Crime lord Language(s) Spoken: Thalassian, Orcish, Common, Darnasian, Minimal: gutterspeak, troll,

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE Face Claim: Gerhard Freidl Hair Color: Blonde Eye Color: red-tinted green. Height: 6’4” Build: Thin, athletic Distinguishing Characteristics: Sharpened teeth, hyena-like laugh, Rat King tattoo across his chest, pin-up on his right forearm, skulls, 4 claw mark scars on his chest, multiple other tattoos and scars.

PERSONALITY Positive Traits: He’s a crime lord. He makes sure that his Kingdom is working well and that no one attempts to bring it down. He has been known to be forgiving and even tender. Negative Traits: He’s unstable. One minute he could be fine and the next, he could be stabbing someone to death. He’s murderous and violent. Goals/Desires: To bring chaos to the world. He doesn’t believe that the world and life are peaceful, therefore, he believes he is the harbinger of chaos and destruction. Fears: He fears love and compassion. He fears being alone. Hobbies: Stalking his family, taxidermy, illegal substances, visiting benefactors Quirks: Eye rolling, smirking, Likes: Death, blood, cannibalism, rough sex, gold, power, interesting alliances, his Champions, Sarinna, his daggers Dislikes: Peace, love, disobedience, failure, idiots,

FAMILY Father: Sarnathan Vin’derarr - Retired guard in Silvermoon City Mother: Galleria Vin’derarr - Sous chef in Silvermoon City Sibling(s): Mathavaen & Daeli - Silvermoon City Pet(s): His followers, the Ratz Financial Status: Well off. He trades for what he wants and is quite successful in the drug trade, goods, gambling, prostitution, and trafficking. He has attained several benefactors in both Horde and Alliance cities who donate to his cause of chaos and death.

Looking for contacts, rp, storylines, or random chats. RP - Looking for friends, enemies,  old friends, old enemies, RP with the Kingdom also comes with other toons that are part of this organization (Sarinna, The Flea, Teriaan, Rabbit, Goldie)

#The Rat King #Looking to write #please #pretty please

[almost-jack]

A fast, dirty, terrible sketch of my oc Rei.

#rei #rei barrett #handsome jack #borderlands #oc #sex drugs & rp chaos #sex drugs & space chaos #fic #ao3

[rhymerime]

Looking for Chaos

the basics ––– –

Name: Delanrith Plagueblade Nicknames: Delan, Del. Age: Young adult at death. Birthday: July 6th. Race: Undead Ren’dorei. Marital Status: Single. Alignment: Chaotic Neutral.

physical appearance ––– –

Hair: Long, jet-black, poker straight hair. Eyes: Glowing, hazy azure. Height: Six feet, seven inches. Build: Standing tall, he displays muscular features, but to no extreme. Distinguishing Marks: The defining lines of flesh stitched together crosses his left jaw, restores his right cheek and sits as a wreath around his throat. Elsewhere upon his body, these marks remain visible, only restored enough to diminish their stark contrast to pallid skin. Scars: War scars cross his right eye, chip away at his ears in several places, and drag a jagged line down his torso, from ribs to hip upon his left side. Tattoos: From his original body resides a small songbird upon his left wrist. Piercings: Both earlobes display studs. Common Accessories: Often armored, he carries two large greatswords, enchanted with rime-crusted runes of power upon their blades and bound in leather sheaths upon their resting edges. Rarely is he seen without them, or his guitar, which at present, appears to be of Darnassian make. Likeness: Miles Hurley, FC,  Matt Bellamy, VC, spoken and singing

personal information ––– –

Profession: Front-line Shocktrooper, Death Knight, Exclusive Mercenary, Bard Hobbies: Ever determined to remain a bard as he was in life, even as parts of his body are lost to war, he focuses on his singing and guitar playing when at ease enough to do so. Languages: Thalassian, Orcish, Common, Darnassian Residence: Often alongside the military, he moves as necessary around the world. Birthplace: Present day Ghostlands. Religion: In life, he was not deeply religious among his people, in death, he is growing to venerate the void. Patron Deity: None have established themselves to be such to him, yet. Fears: Loss of his voice, isolation. Criminal Record: In life, he may have stolen a thing or two, caught a few times, and trifled with one too many Noble’s goods and girls, but none of that matters in undeath.

relationships ––– –

Spouse: None. Children: None. Parents: Killed by the Scourge. Siblings: Unknown. (Open to additions.) Other relatives: Unknown. (Open to additions.) Pets: A darkhound named Rot, large and burly and antisocial.

sex & romance ––– –

Sexual Orientation: Greysexual Preferred Emotional Role: Dominant, submissive, or switch. Preferred Sexual Role: Dominant, submissive, or switch. None. Libido: Disinclined. Turn-Ons: Perfect pitch pleases him greatly, as do many pleasant sounds. Turn-Offs: Signs of surrender, weakness, laziness, lack of wealth and/or value. Love Language: Unknown. Relationship Tendencies: The idea of relationships does not truly exist in his mind as it would were he still alive. A hollow memory, he finds the concept pleasant but unobtainable.

traits ––– –

Extroverted / In Between / Introverted Disorganized / In Between / Organized Close Minded / In Between / Open Minded Calm / In Between / Anxious Disagreeable / In Between / Agreeable Cautious / In Between / Reckless Patient / In Between /  Impatient Outspoken / In Between / Reserved Leader / In Between / Follower Empathetic / In Between / Apathetic Optimistic / In Between / Pessimistic Traditional / In Between / Modern Hard-working / In Between / Lazy Cultured / In Between / Uncultured Loyal / In Between / Disloyal Faithful / In Between / Unfaithful

habits ––– –

Smoking: Never. Drugs: Never. Drinking: Never.

hooks ––– –

An Uncanny Bard, it is hard to miss the tall, broad-shouldered elf in a room full of drunk patrons, content to walk the tables and linger at the bar, a euphonious voice retelling of the wars won and lost across the landscape of the Eastern Kingdoms and Kalimdor. Not always are his lyrics so easily recognizable tales of heroic deeds and misfortunes, however. Some venture into the macabre, dark and dastardly, singing ballads of destruction and strife as if they were love songs.        - That being said, he is always looking for material to write from, people with lives worth singing about, stories worth telling, scars worth immortalizing. He is a diligent recorder of the unfolding perils and triumphs of others. And embellisher.

Warfield Walker, and near unstoppable force once he begins, he is the one to pave the way for the numerous knights he stands allied with, carving through war machines and legions alike until he finds himself so embroiled among the enemies numbers all that can be seen of him is bloodshed. He has made an effort to stand out among his undead peers, determined to exploit his state of undeath to turn tides in battles, even at the cost of his body.

Feeding Birds has long been an enjoyed hobby of his, and these days, he can be found within city limits, at parks, near docks, or within wooded areas, as stiff as rock in his show of patience, his hands filled with birdseed, their larger size easily accommodating small birds as they feast.

Undead Nightmares such as what he has become rarely go unnoticed, and his transformation is storied and documented. Those in the field of fleshwork undoubtedly have encountered him, in his various states, or have heard of his stubbornness and desperate desire to preserve only core aspects of his living self.

out of character ––– –

Dusting off the ol’ bardy bard with Shadowlands right around the corner. I’m open to in-game, tumblr, or discord RP and willing to discuss plot or ideas, just DM me! Info can be provided to reach me elsewhere upon request. Want to just throw something my way? Feel free!

#LFC #mg rp #wra rp #about;

[thorcat]

Looking for Contacts!

––– THE BASICS –––

Name: Ufah’ra Vamsidu

Age: ???

Birthday: Unknown

Race: Kitsune (Currently possessed with the soul of an ascian and an incubus)

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Pansexual

Marital Status: Single

––– PHYSICAL APPEARANCE –––

Hair: Black with stained copper highlights

Eyes:  Unnatural White

Height: 6′0

Weight: 176lbs/80kg

Build: Slim/Fragile

Distinguishing Marks: Slowly glimmering freckles, who remind of shifting stars/Glowing and piercing eyes/ Long fangs/ Three Tails/ Claws

Common Accessories: Books, Potions

––– PERSONAL –––

Profession: Mercenary/Treasure hunter/

Hobbies: Teasing, hunting, teaching, flirting, manipulating, reading, eating, sex (Smut is not a must, i can skip that part, if wished)

Languages: Pretty much every

Residence: Presently living in a treasure hunting company, to offer his skills to anybody with proper payment

––– RELATIONSHIPS –––

Spouse: None

Children: None

Parents: None

Siblings: None

Other Relatives: None that he would be aware off. Even less care.

Pets: None

––– TRAITS –––

* Bold your character’s answer.

Extroverted / In Between / Introverted

Disorganized / In Between / Organized

Close Minded / In Between / Open Minded

Calm / In Between / Anxious

Disagreeable / In Between / Agreeable

Cautious / In Between / Reckless

Patient / In Between /  Impatient

Outspoken / In Between / Reserved

Leader / In Between / Follower

Empathetic / In Between / Apathetic

Optimistic / In Between / Pessimistic

Traditional / In Between / Modern

Hard-working / In Between / Lazy

Cultured / In Between / Uncultured

Loyal / In Between / Disloyal

Faithful / In Between / Unfaithful

––– ADDITIONAL INFORMATION –––

Smoking Habit: None. Drugs: None. Alcohol: Frequently.

––– ABOUT THE MAN/CREATURE –––

Ufah was born in the deepest and most hidden/sealed parts of the gubal library. At first did the fiend start off as simple incubus and feast slowly his way up, with not only eating his very own kind, but also preying on lost adventurers.

Slowly but steady did he grow, till he was strong enough to actually seduce others to his will. Though, he was not able to leave that place without a vessel, so he grabbed one unlucky adventurer to build him up and corrupt his body.

Ufah’s insane greedy turns didn’t stayed unnoticed and so dared an ascian mixing into the fray, to show the fiend it’s limits and taking it off from it’s high horse. Ufah saw his chance though to fight the higher one, eager to eat him and grow even more. The fight was wild enough, to destroy each others manifestations. The soul of both carved swiftly a vessel and the unlucky adventurer was the only one presence at that time. Both invaded the man and continued their fight in his mind, mind using the vessel to finally leave the little protecting nest.

Sadly someone managed to rip out those two and ban them into a piece of auracite. If those were each in a stone, there would have been eventually peace..but with both trapped tightly in that stone, the souls started to merge and form into a weird mix of chaos, hate and greed.

After a while was the stone not able to contain the massive amount of insanity and dark aether, who seemed to steady grow inside. It burst, set the soul free and allowed it to seek out another host. With said host, they went out to find a more...fitting one. One that was hiding in the woods of yanxia.

http://thorcatte.tumblr.com/post/180524440705/demonic-showdown

(Art by @gogglemeister-rinni)

––– RP HOOKS –––

Mercenary for hire: Be ready to pay a different price than just gil, when trying to hire the beast for your service.

Voidsent: Hunter or curious beings. Anybody who wants to know about the void, interact or hunt them is welcome to engage the man. If you are a voidsent yourself, never hesitate to approach the weird mix breed for a chatter. You get an ally~

Easy approachable: He dwells alot around in the treasure hunting house to wait for potential prey...costumers and tends to strife through the eastern part of the lands aka. Shirogane/Kugane. He might even have a hideout there~

Too dark? You can also have some fun with the voidnugget. He’s not only doing serious and super dark themes. There can be also more fun scenarios! Bring some food he would usually not eat..bring drinks he would usually not drink or simply troll the guy~ It’s always fun to play some lighter themed between the dark stuff!

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