#she will bite you

[ami-dark]

#tekken #tekken 8 #reina mishima #she will bite you

[lemonad275]

nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare niafhemrbiwewrv

#doodle #drawing #oc #fnaf fanart #fnia #fnaf #she will bite you #art

[chiangyorange]

^twig

#she will bite you #bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite b #chiangy.txt

[doriyangrey]

Been doing some expression practice with my friend’s gnome druid PC Zillin (she/her), I just love her

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#art #traditional #my art #artists on tumblr #ttrpg #she’s just so goofy #fun fact: she likes to add seasoning to leaves and eat them #she will bite you #dnd character #dnd art #doriyart

[fluffybird1]

Fleck is full of rage right now

#birb #birblr #bird #pigeon #columbidae #columba livia #fleck #homing pigeon #mix breed #black and white #she’s broody and full of rage #she will bite you #I took her real eggs and replaced them with fakes

[madscientistenthusiast]

Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite

#the only reason she gets this job is bc he doesnt trust her anywhere else in the palace #its like enrichment for manipulative girls #also so that he can set her on asshole deligates like a rabid little lapdog #she just has mean fuckin pomeranian energy that thing bites then lights you on fire w flames so hot theyre cold #i think their sibling dynamic could be sooo fucking funny its insane #azula #azula atla #atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla zuko #firelord zuko #DISCLAIMER I AM YET TO READ THE COMICS SO IDK WHAT HAPPENS TO HER IN THEM #also long overdue for a rewatch of the show its insane

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

#dpxdc #batpham #i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e #immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner? #and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot #after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section' #danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along #my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom #and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan #(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's) #so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets #dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.' #tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!' #dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again' #tim: scandalised gasp #they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny #duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints? #tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone #everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him #damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills? #how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!' #damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but #2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers #(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager) #on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!! #uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha #spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha #anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun #i wanna make these slides so bad

[eclrrtwo]

#pricefield #life is strange #LiS #lis2 #life is strange after th4 storm #post storm pricefield #ppp you could say #Chloe price #Chloe price if she doesn’t bite the dust #max caulfield #maxine caulfield

[ghostfacerseffect]

Thinking about film scores & concept albums & auditory storytelling

#grrr argh bite #it's so!!!!! #i love you film & tv composers you're my world #film scores #songwriting #narratives #music #film #leitmotifs #media analysis #themes #motifs #she speaks! #id in alt text #15k

[cowboythewizard726]

oh my ogoyd..,,.,.mmarrcile you cuttie pattootie magical freak!!! everybody give her a round of applause!!1! what a wonderful girl woman !!! i love her dearly and she frightens me so

#dungeon meshi #marcille dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #delicious in dungeon spoilers #dungeon meshi spoilers #dunmeshi spoilers #MARCILE!!!! HIYA!!!! #SHES SO SILLY AND DEMANDING AND WIBDERFOL #this one is for my friend HIIII KARIN HIIII HAPPY BIRTHDAY HIYA HIYA HIYA HIYA!!!!! #MARICLE #MARCILKE!!!! MARICKEL #HOW DO YOU SPELL IT #M A R C I L L E #? #YEAH THATS IT !!! #! #MARCILLE!!!!!!!!!!! #marcille donato #marcille dunmeshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon marcille #minor laios and chilchuck but i sent them to the bottom :) #also chilchack fuck OFF god forbid a woman joke about DARK MAGIC #oh GOD theres so many images #this is my white girl #this be my white girl #love her dearly she probably bites #dont get too close UNLESS ur falin or ituzumi #yeah she would defintaly bite #love her os much oh the marcille meshi

[thefrsers]

requested by Anon: Athena's outfits in 7.04

#911 #911 abc #911edit #requests #requestsedit #7.04 #athena grant #athenagrantedit #gifs #mine #the way i was biting my fists so hard tho #that wasnt mother that was MOMMY #the way she looks in the denim jack and jumpsuit like i think my brain went haywire and my body proceeded to lost the will to CAN #and Im pretty sure I drooled and fainted in my own drool puddle #like how this woman SO FREAKING DELICIOUSLY GORGEOUS MY GAAAHHHHHHHHH #ANYWAYSSSSSSSS thank you for the request xx

[cosmicwhoreo]

Can I interest you in some guppy Black Pearl art in these trying timez? (with a hint of Grand Reef Cookie, of course!)

believe it or not, I had these doodled before the update! Granted, bp was colored slightly different than now, but it's easy to fix that with pixels~! Frankly my ideas on how my shining grandpapa Grand Reef haven't changed much! In fact, I think the conformation that bp has (or had) sisters helps me! All that really changed is that merbabies leave the reef at a certain age to go with their pod of siblings to their kingdom and be a good citizen or whatnot-

AND BECAUSE I'M ME~

Yes, I know logistically there is no way in HELL these two would have ever met as kids; But that's what AUs are fooooooooor~~~~ SO SHUSHH

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #black pearl cookie #captain caviar cookie #I headcannon baby Cavi to have been a blustering crybaby #all talk when it came to being a tough cookie but cried angry tears the entire time he was confronting anything #also a homeless feral brat that took what he could to get himself and others he tried helping by- #Grand Reef Cookie #Pearl was also a feral little spawn when she wanted to be as a pup #a bit skittish but ready to bite you should you test her #like a kitty~ #CRK #Guppy AU

[simplyavatrice]

ava is so head over heels in love with beatrice it's ridiculous

#avatrice #warrior nun #avatriceedit #warriornunedit #ava silva #sister beatrice #alba baptista #kristina tonteri young #the lip bite tho #and just how giddy she is that beatrice is coming along #which is hilarious when it feels like bea expects ava to be disappointed that she's coming with them #when instead ava is like 'fuck yes! even better!' #aka - you are my whole world and i want to go everywhere with you #the little things with them go so far #myedits

[starbiology]

moot pointed out we were missing a classic redraw of them

#heard if you straddle jhudora she stops trying to bite #neopets #neoart #neotag #jhudora #illusen #illudora #my art

[heavyhandedhex]

“i know you would forgive me because you’re so nice to me all the time!”

#im so so crazy about them actually #its not that lizzie WANTS to hurt joel #its just she knows joel would understand her #and joel knows lizzie didnt want to hurt him #theyre both so devoted to each other despite not being official allies #AND LIZZIE WAS READY TO KILL SCOTT FOR HIM IN THE END #WHICH LED TO HER DEATH #RGHHHAGHGHGHSKDKDK BITES THE CHAIR BITES YOU #jizzie #smallishbeans #ldshadowlady #secret life #trafficblr #life series

[theangrycomet]

I like to think these two are work friends that research at the same university who have absolutely 0 clue that they live on the opposite ends of the Science Dad moral spectrum.

Utonium isn’t one to judge a book by a cover and is oblivious on the best of days while Venomous just does NOT bother to do research on any of the heroes so has 0 clue that Utonium has anything to do the the Powerpuffs despite them both talking incessantly about their daughters for years.

They both just sort of assumed the other was on their side of the hero/villain spectrum.

#‘’WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE A SUPERVILLAIN?” #‘’what do you mean you’re NOT?!” #Meanwhile Fink is actively biting everyone and everything until she gets her game back #Professor Utonium #Professor Venomous #Powerpuff Girls #PPG #OK KO #OKKO #OK KO Let’s be Heroes #I just think it’s be funny as hell #Man this is old- I seriously need to clear out my drafts folder #AngryComet Rambles