#sicc answers

[sicc-nasti]

one dollar. and a nickel for a treat from the corner store. in 2014 the imperial war museums said the majority of wwi brodie helmets contains white asbestos/chrysotile. does brodie contain asbestos

WOWEE. THIS SURE IS.....A LONG AWAITED RESPONSE. PERHAPS HE IS. We may never know. "Whos askin why you askin u aint a cop right" - Brodie

#sicc answers #anon #anon ask #tf2 oc #tf2 courier #tf3 #also otto thank u for the silly bit #brodie answers #SORRY THIS TOOK TILL NEXT YEAR TO REPLY HAHA #IM GONNA TRY TO...GET THRU THE OTHER ASKS #NOW THAT I GOT SOME EXTRA TIME

[cryptidofthekeys]

To help on this crappy day, take this smol boi Friendo

<3 - Mitch

thank youu <3 the smol boi is accepted and cherished

the colors on h i m s, look at him he looks so happy!! gfkjgfdfls i love him

#Chase Answers #thank you friendo Mitch <3 #yeah imma just- stay in my room for most of this day #just keep hiding away in here- listenin to music or doin shit #but look at the happy lad!!! he smile! he licc and his colors are sicc!!

[essektheylyss]

(Before anyone asks, I am presuming that Keyleth not showing up instantly is because she has armies to mobilize and foreign leaders to coordinate with and that takes a hot sec.)

#cr spoilers #critical role #caleb widogast #Essek when they tell him where they're going probably: Good luck! You're crazy! #yes that was at mythburrow but the vibes of the part in the poll are lotusden lmao

[cinnbar-bun]

One Happy Hawk (Mihawk x Reader)

Summary: After getting hit with the Happy-Happy Fruit during a fight, Mihawk returns home in a rather… peculiar fashion.

Rating: SFW /Kinda Crack

Note: Takes place during the timeskip, is crackish, and features Perona, Zoro, and a cameo from Crocodile. Reader and Mihawk are married. Reader is GN.

Word Count: ~1.7k

A/n: Hey besties, sorry, my appendix burst a few days ago and I was in the hospital! I’ll do my best to finish some requests while I recover!

Mihawk getting caught off guard was one thing but now, after Mihawk slain his attacker and was resting at home, you couldn’t tell if this new behavior of his was unnerving or welcome.

“Wow, my house is so dark! It needs some light, right?” Mihawk asked loudly, before he opened the window curtains he almost always refused to open. You, Perona, and Zoro gawked as Mihawk pranced happily around the room, opening the many windows and letting the light shine in.

He sighed happily at his work and widely smiled to all of you. “My, isn’t this lovely? The sun is so beautiful.”

You three gasped at his innocent and sweet expression that seemed to glow brighter than the sun itself.

“I-I need to take a photo-“ you quickly mumbled. Perona nodded while Zoro looked as if he’d faint.

“What? Is something wrong?” Mihawk asked, before he made his way to you and felt your forehead. “Oh, darling, are you alright? Are you sick at all?”

You shake your head and Mihawk’s face softens. “Good. Yes, very good.”

“Uh, Mihawk?!” Perona yelled. “Why are you like this?!”

Mihawk gave a confused look. “Like what?”

“Like…. Like that!!” She pointed her finger at him, unsure of where to begin. Mihawk hummed as he massaged his beard.

“Hm, I’m not sure what you mean. Aren’t I always like this? You three always bring me such joy. I just wish to change things up today,” Mihawk explained.

Zoro leaned against a wall, breathing heavily.

“What the hell is going on?!” He cried, before he handed Mihawk a sword. “Come on! Fight me!”

“Fight you? Why would I do that? That could cause serious harm to us,” Mihawk gasped. If Zoro wasn’t clinging to Perona, he may have just fainted on the spot.

“I don’t want to hear anymore of this. (Y/n), he’s your husband, please do something,” Zoro mumbled despondently.

“What should I do?! I don’t know what to do!” You frantically answered.

“Ah! I got an idea! Maybe I can sicc my Hollows onto him! That should make him grumpy again!” Perona snapped her fingers.

“Great idea!” You and Zoro said at once. Perona then turned to Mihawk and summoned a Negative Hollow to pass through Mihawk. Mihawk simply watched curiously as the Hollow went through him, unfazed.

“Did it work…?” Perona whispered, before her answer came in the form of Mihawk laughing and clapping.

“Great job, Perona! Your Hollows are always such a treat to witness! It even tickled a little!” Mihawk stated proudly to Perona.

Perona screamed at Mihawk’s face and wrapped herself around you like a koala.

“Make him stop! Make it stop!” She wailed. “Go back! Go back!”

“Perona! I’m gonna fall!” You wobble, while Perona clung to you tighter.

“Waaaaaah! I thought he’d be nicer if he was happier but I hate itttttt! Turn him back, (Y/n)!” Perona ignored your comment, sobbing loudly. You sighed and placed Perona down before going to your husband.

“Darling, why don’t we go rest and-“

“Oh my!” Mihawk’s cheeks turned red as his eyes sparkled excitedly. He grabbed your hands and held them in his. “You wish to take a nap together? What an amazing idea, my love!”

The blush on his face is too cute to resist, and you can’t help but feel your face heating up at his undivided attention. Before you can say anything else, Mihawk tilts your chin up and gazes into your eyes dreamily.

“My love, have I ever told you how gorgeous your eyes are?”

“H-huh?” You reply, shocked at his honest compliment. Not that he never complimented you- he did- he was just usually more subtle about it.

“Yes, your eyes lead me astray every day. I wish to melt into them. I wish to look into your eyes forever and never be parted from you. I sometimes wonder if you are even real with how beautiful and ethereal you are. But when I look into your precious eyes, I know for certain that you are real, and I’m so grateful to have you in my life,” he stated earnestly, a gentle smile on his face.

You giggle at his proclamation of love and twirl your hair with your finger.

“On second thought, maybe we should keep him like this,” you grin.

“No way!!” Perona and Zoro shout in unison. You huff and pout, before Mihawk strokes your head.

“My love, please do not frown. I did promise that I would never let you be unhappy again.”

You perk back into a smile and nod. “Yes, you did!”

“Ah, there’s that smile I love so much!”

You two hold hands and smile in such a disgustingly cute way that Zoro and Perona gag.

“Great. Now (Y/n)’s fallen into his charms,” Perona groaned.

“We have to do something. I can’t become the greatest swordsman if this is how Mihawk quits,” Zoro pinched his forehead.

“New plan!” Perona pounded her hand in determination. “We make him remember how grumpy he is!”

Zoro nodded, eager to get his teacher back to normal.

“Hey, Mihawk!” Perona shouted to get his attention.

“Yes, Perona?” Mihawk replied, curious about what she wished to say.

Perona snickers and pulls out two coats, his usual black and red one, and the pink one she designed for him in an attempt to be ‘cute’. “Which one do you like more?”

Mihawk looked deep in thought. “The pink one. It’s clear that you put so much love and effort into tailoring it for me. And it even matches your outfit!”

Perona’s face shrivels up as Mihawk decides to wear the pink coat. “Yes, just splendid! You really have outdone yourself Perona! How do I look?”

You and Perona clamp a hand over your mouth as your eyes water at the adorable coat on a smiling Mihawk.

“So… cute…” you two mumble.

“Would you two knuckleheads think straight for a moment?! He’s obviously not himself! We have to fix him, not play dress up with him!”

“Now, now, Zoro,” Mihawk wags his finger. “There’s no need to yell. (Y/n) and Perona just wished to compliment me on my new outfit. I think it’s a great-“

Before Mihawk can finish, his Den Den Mushi begins to ring and he answers it quickly.

“Hello? Ah, Sir Crocodile! How wonderful it is to hear your voice!”

You and Perona snapped out of your thoughts as Zoro’s eyes widened in horror.

“Shit! They’re coming today for a meeting!” You whisper-shout as you remember the important meeting Mihawk told you about. “Quick, we can’t have them think anything is wrong!”

Zoro and Perona nod and run around the room, closing the windows again and redecorating so the place looks just as cold as before. Mihawk raises a brow as you swipe his Den Den Mushi and laugh nervously.

“Good morning, Sir Crocodile! I’m so sorry to tell you this, but it seems like my poor Mihawk has come down with a nasty cold!” You try your best to sound worried in hopes Crocodile will cancel the meeting.

“But darling, I’m perfectly-“ Mihawk tries to argue, before Zoro and Perona cover his mouth.

“He… is sick? Mihawk?” Crocodile asks, unimpressed and not believing a word you say.

“Mhm! He’s just had the nastiest cough you could ever imagine!” You glance at Zoro and he begins to cough loudly. “Can't you hear him? He’s been like that all day!”

“Right. And that is why he sounded so chipper to greet me just now?”

“Oh, the medicine the doctor’s gave him makes him rather… uh… loopy! Yes! He’s been a bit out of it!”

“Mihawk,” Crocodile sternly says, and Mihawk breaks free from Zoro and Perona’s grip.

“Yes, Crocodile?” Mihawk replies.

“Are you truly sick?”

Mihawk laughs loudly. “Oh no, my friend! I’m not sure why my love is saying such things to you! I’m excited to have you over, in fact!”

You, Perona, and Zoro are frozen in shock as it is silent on the other end of the line.

“Dear lord,” Crocodile states, stunned at what he just heard. “It’s alright. We can have the meeting another time.”

“What? But why, Crocodile? I’m completely fine!”

“No I… I think your partner is correct. You are very sick. You should lie down.”

“I don’t need to do that! I’m absolutely okay! I was even going to make you my famous cookies for the meeting!” Mihawk shouts, hoping Crocodile changes his mind.

“Goodbye, Mihawk,” Crocodile quickly says before he disconnects the call. Mihawk pouts sadly as he holds onto his Den Den Mushi.

“Aw… he’s not coming today anymore,” Mihawk sighs. You pat your husband on the shoulder to soothe him.

“It’s alright, my love. You two can have that meeting another time!”

“You’re right! And I’ll absolutely impress him with those cookies! In fact, I’ll go make some cookies right now!” Mihawk shouts as he runs to the kitchen.

“How long is this thing supposed to last?” Perona whines. Zoro waves his hand and begins to walk towards the staircase. “I saw nothing. Today was just a bad dream.”

You massage your temples as you follow your husband to the kitchen, praying for this “condition” to pass soon.

Bonus:

“Ugh, my head is killing me…” Mihawk groans. He winces as he notices the light pouring through his open windows. He registers a heavy weight around his arm as he notices you’re sleeping peacefully beside him. A warm feeling builds up in his chest before he looks down to see he’s wearing… pink pajamas with red and black ribbons on them.

He closes his eyes, takes a deep breath, then opens his eyes again. It is not just a dream, but in fact, reality. He is wearing those pajamas that Perona made him. He sighs and closes his eyes.

“I’ll deal with this in about an hour,” he mumbles to himself, wrapping his arm around you and pulling you in closer.

#one piece x reader #one piece #one piece oneshots #dracule mihawk x reader #one piece mihawk #dracule mihawk #roronoa zoro #perona #x reader

[silverbridge-harbor]

favorite bridge and metal?

bridge: this part in this live version of this song where they take the normal bridge and replace it with the destruction of the universe and slowly reconstruct the void into a wall of sound:

metal: everything clutch has ever done:

hmmmmmm or im the mountain:

...or grim reefer by cloud:

ooouuugghhh i cannot decide on one

as recompense, have this actual answer: broom bridge, in ireland, where william hamilton figured out quaternions and did math graffiti:

i² = j² = k² = ijk = -1

and naquadah from stargate sg1 is pretty sicc

#ask #music #bridges #metal #anekdoten #clutch #stoned jesus #cloud #quaternions #posts where i thought of a funny interpretation and ran with it but could not choose a single answer and also thought of good answers to th #actual question along the way #behold the power of adhd #for the record i also considered naming like argon or something #and justifying it using the astrophysics definition of a metal

[the-psychotic-blueberry]

Monstadt Chapter

  In Monstadt, Iskall, Stress, Bdubs and Keralis wake up somewhere in the thousand wind temple. They wake up, but not before disturbing and being disturbed by a ruin guard. Iskall with his sicc pvp skills, manages to defeat it. They have absolutely no idea what’s going on. Bdubs looked around and went “Oh wow, we could totally fix this place.” with his eyes sparkling like someone put flashlights in his eyes. But then Iskall reminds them about where they are and they kinda need to find out. So they leave and head south to windrise. They see a giant statue, and the tree of Venessa(which iskall really likes but is also jealous about) and then they find Dr. Edith, they ask her where they are and she explains blah blah blah and she points them to where Monstadt city is.

   Meanwhile in Wolvendom, Bennett, Razor and Fischl were just casually collecting wolfhooks until they heard a cat meow. Razor picks up an unusual scent, follows it, and it leads them to a Jellie cat. Fischl notices the collar, and elegantly explains how they should look for its owner. After a mild headache, Razor hands them the cat back so that they can head back to Springvale and Monstadt City to look for its owner. Sadly failing as Jellie refuses to leave Razor’s arms. So he has to come with them as well to look for their owner.

  Back at Monstadt, the bois + Stress make their way to Monstadt and bump into Outrider Amber, who was just heading back for lunch. She interrogates them and they ask her about the city before deciding to invite the “strange yet respectable travelers” to lunch for some sticky honey roast. They agree and yes, they really love the sticky honey roast.

   They explain their situation about their lost hermit friends and how they were separated when they tried to go through a portal. And just like with the traveler(Aether specifically), Amber is happy to help and puts up missing posters, which is also kinda hard since they have a lot of friends. At some point Kaeya waltzed in to interrogate them, but they were just totally fine with answering those questions and not at all suspicious about the eyepatch man. He was still very suspicious of them considering their background and.. Y’know… about what they do.

  Back to Bennett, Fischl and Razor, cat still hasn’t let go of him as they enter through the monstadt gates. They had already asked around Springvale but nobody owned the cat, so they went to Monstadt. They asked Katherine and asked her if anyone had put up a commission for a lost cat, no luck. Jellie suddenly pops up and sees the four familiar faces and immediately jumps off from Razor’s arms. Bennett freaks out when the cat suddenly runs away and all three of them follow the cat. To which the cat jumps onto Bdubs’ lap while he was casually trying to eat Fisherman’s Toast. 

  They all recognize the cat and the other trio apologizes for disturbing them. They explain the cat and thanks them for finding their lost friend’s cat and they become friends:D Later on, they decide to make a cottage looking base of operations near falcon coast (the house looks more detailed than any other building in monstadt smh) 

Bonus: Venti senses a disturbance in the force, goes to check out the best damn looking cottage on teyvat, and smells cookies. 

#genshin impact #genshin impact x hermitcraft #genshin #stressmonster101 #iskall85 #bdoubleo100 #keralis #bennett #razor #fischl #amber #kaeya alberich #monstadt #jellie #venti #genshin isekai

[silkyloathe]

o yea someone sent me an ask about my sicc skeleton sex ashtray on my old blog and i didnt answer before i remade so anon i hope u can see this

#the etchings are a little plate under it #seperate

[regensia]

@distopea​​ | Vex said . . .

"Would you kindly offer me your little finger as a trinket?" 

Send ‘Would you kindly’ and a command and my muse has to obey.

     “ . . . ”

     This man had problems. The sort that he’d drag into the grave and beyond. Ginji was quiet as he glared at Vex, next turning his head as he stuck out his pinky, placing it on the countertop edge. Great. Not only would this hurt like a bitch and he’d be down a finger, people would think he ran into yakuza thugs and had a problem.

     “If you keep it on yourself, I’ll manifest and haunt the shit out of you and your machinery. Get it over with quick, asshole.”

#distopea #✸ ANSWERED. ( GINJI. ) #( he's gonna sicc every poltergeist AND Lila on Vex for this...... )

[alastairisdead]

Bob the margwa but wearing Christmas hats.

yes. Yes. YES. YES.

#cod zombies #black ops zombies #cod au #wendigo richtofen au #cuz he's in that #You are literally 99% of my inbox- #Ree- #I still have five questions about au to answer #but ee #not right now- #Anyways I'm sicc so Imma take a sleep. #i'll be productive later. maybe. #big maybe. #very big maybe. #gonn do story part. #probably gonn introduce billy and fin in au.. #proobbabbllyy..

[innosen]

🥺🖐 / accepting

@truthuncovered​ said: 💖!!!

the room was DEAD SILENT save for the occasional sniffling that emanated the girl. though ROSEATE cheeks were still darker against pallid features , she could no longer feel the excruciating pain that POUNDED her head all morning. the dampened piece of cloth on her forehead seemed to have reduced her feverish temperature as well. all that’s left now was to let her weakened body rest more. catching a cold was the ABSOLUTE WORST !

the younger was about to slip into unconsciousness when she suddenly felt something warm ( encapsulate ) her hand. turning her head to the side , DARK IRISES glinted in surprise at the recognition of her older brother , who now sat by her bedside. was she reaaally that OUT OF IT that she hadn’t noticed him enter her room ? ❛  shui-nii ? ❜ with her free hand , it took ALL OF HER strength to give herself a little push to sit up. ❛ i think i’m feeling a little bit better. ❜

#ohno she sicc :"( #bls take care of her shu-nii :< #im thinking she was on the way home from school but got caught up in the rain :^( #forgetting her umbrella at home made it worse too alksdfjha #*:･ﾟ✧ ( IC ) ↳ ᶤ ᵗʰᶤᶰᵏ ᶤ ᶜᵃᶰ ʰᵃᶰᵈˡᵉ ᶤᵗ #*:･ﾟ✧ ( ANSWERED ) ↳ ˢʰᵉ ᶰᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵈᶤᵈ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ #truthuncovered #tw sickness

[sicc-nasti]

Abuse of the one dollar one question system (i hope this is ok as a response KGHDFHDHKHKD)

Clowns see all. You cannot hide from them forever, Brodie. Decoy knows you are just stalling. Courier: "I promise I can get back to you with an answer in four business days tops!"

------ Vote for Courier in the upcoming polls! And dont forget to send in those asks for his booth! Also featuring Jay the Janitor who belongs to @beepiesheepie

#tf2 oc #tf2 courier #sicc answers #OTTTOOO THANK U FOR THE QUESTION #this one was rly fun to do #tf2 10th class oc #love polluting the tags so sorry lmao #my art #friends ocs

[atlasfollowed]

do you ever shut up? nobody is hear to listen to you talk about random bullshit all day

#anonymous #un????? follow?????? me???????? #or else i'll sicc my wife on you..... #*wives actually #i have a collection at this point #☾ *. ⎯⎯⎯ ❝ to the stars who listen ‚ and the dreams that are answered . ❞ ❨ ans. ❩ #negative /

[muniificus]

hurt prompts. | accepting. | @ritebound // nazanin.

     ( “ i can’t just sit down, “ the handmaid protests, panic obvious in her voice despite the rest of her body yearning for a break. “ there’s work to do around the palace, for goodness sake! how is the countess going to handle me not being well!? “ portia’s voice rose despite the rasp she contracted; trying to reassure her friend she was fit enough to work - even in the end, portia was ill out of the stress on her shoulders, giving in and being pushed into a chair as she held her head in her hands. it wouldn’t stop pepi from crawling into her lap and rubbing her face under the devorak’s chin. “ i just... don’t want to lose this job, you know? “

#( | ic. | ) #( | answered. | ) #( | m; portia devorak. | ) #( | v; the arcana. | ) #( | b; portia/ritebound; nazanin. | ) #RAISES ARMS A LA HELLMO #PORTIA...... LAY DOWN. UR SICC.

[cosmicmetallove]

on the ask meme: 10, 19 and 20 ?

10. do you have any trans pride merch?

i got a flag at pride but it permanently lives in my friends car. my fam is Not Cool with trans stuff lmao

19. (how) does your gender relate to your sexuality?

i got more comfortable with liking dudes once i figured out my gender. i used it be more in the middle but now my attraction leans more towards masculine people, i don’t really know why. i think i wanted to date dudes but the idea of being like a girlfriend made me wanna implode

20. do you have a comfort item?

i have a nice comfy blanket. and an enderman plushie that i got years ago, it’s a nice texture so i can mess with it like a stim toy

#i think thats what that means my comfort item lmao #i mean my binder is also sicc #josh answers #anon

[fbi-agent-anderson]

Some people may say you're dead inside, I prefer to say you're /dad/ inside

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7uW47jWLMiY

#nice #/ooc: mun is hella sicc and the pun brought me happiness #/thank u #asks and answers #thanks for the ask #anonymous

[blasphemie]

mom what’s happening

i’m the fact this is BLATANTLY on purpose lmao. y’all are really something special like holy shit glad to see you’re true feelings about trans muns in the rpc.

#and yet ! im the tocc sicc one !! k !!! #anonymous #answered