#smuf

[lamneus]

Zephyr but Deckimortis

I was going to turn him into a pickle but this is better.   🚨Get pinged for YCH's , Commission openings Here   Other art sites wlo.link/@sifyro

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#deckimortis #blitzdrachin #anthro #blue_eyes #black_horns #smuf #sassy #red_fur #claws #fangs #3_toes #standing #reference_sheet #pawpads #bandages #collar #chestfluff #long_tail #character:zephyr_the_deckimortis

[daddy-suguru]

ᴍᴏᴏᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴜʀ | sᴜɢᴜʀᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋᴇɴᴊᴀᴋᴜ

ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇs | roommate au, pierced!tattooed!twins!Kenjaku & suguru, the twins are a nasty menace, hints phone sex, hints at face fucking, teasing/taunting, light groping

Huffing and crossing your arms, as you stare at your open bedroom door. The sanctuary of your bedroom beyond your reach as the twins, trap you between their large bodies. With Kenjaku leaning against your bedroom door frame, you couldn’t step around him easily.

Even with his thick, inked up arms folded across his pecs. Which have a detail tattoo of a empty and ripped open chest cavity. The macabre theme of it matching the first ink he got on his forehead. Telling most the difference between Suguru and Kenjaku before Suguru got his tattoos.

Kenjaku’s predatory smirk stretches across his snake bite pierced lips as he ponders, “Baby girl is it hard to look at us knowing what our cocks feel like inside you?” He grabs your chin, tilting your head up.

Huffing, “No! I've been wanting alone time.” Stepping back into Suguru’s chest behind you as he grabs your hips. Trapping your body to his. While you wonder how someone’s half-bare body pressing against yours could be so pleasurable.

Suguru’s hands are warm, and soft slipping underneath your shirt. Sliding up your sides and splaying out. Melting into his warm touch, as Kenjaku grabs your jaw, tilting your head back. While Suguru points out,

“After all of that, you’re melting into me after I touched you once." Kanjaku is quick to remind you,

"She wants alone time. Maybe we should leave her so she can use her toys while thinking of us." Suguru pulls away. Chills spread over where his warm body was pressed. While the feeling of his hands on your waist.

Pouting as Suguru wonders, “Are you going to ride your dildo while holding the vibrator to you clit wishing it was us?” During your first and only time with them, Kenjaku and Suguru took turns dragging the answers out of you. You’re reward was cumming and after the first three times had turned your brain to mush.

Leaving you craving more as you happily spilled your dirty secrets to them. You couldn’t help it, all of them are pussy throbbing, pussy dripping attractive. And when they were comfortable enough walking around their underwear, sweatpants or gym shorts without their underwear.

Even though they aren’t touching you, their looming height in the small hallway. While their bulky builds take up the width of the hallway. As you stand in between, with your panties already soaking wet.

Kenjaku’s cock is straining against his gym shorts, you can make out both of his cock piercings. Just below the outline of his fat head. Your pussy quivers as you remember how the smooth round balls felt, adding a eye rolling, toe curling ribbed effect.

Dropping onto your knees, looking up and pleading, “Please don’t leave me alone. I-I’ll stop being a brat.” Glancing over at Suguru’s cock straining against his sweatpants. His while short than Kenjaku is thicker, and hangs underneath its own weight.

Suguru admits, “I always knew you suddenly going to the room, locking it and playing some music was you getting yourself off because of one of us.” You has tried not to be obvious, staying in your room afterwards and cleaning yourself up before coming back out.

Kenjaku slips his cock out, as Suguru grabs a handful of your hair. Turning you to face Kenjaku as you open your mouth and stick your tongue out. As Suguru slips his phone out of his snug sweatpants’ pocket to call Satoru

Kenjaku confesses, “Here’s a dirty secret of our own. We would bet on who would turn you on the fastest. Who do you think is winning?” Tapping the tip of his cock on your tongue.

#jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen imagines #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk smut #jjk imagines #jjk x reader #jjk #geto smut #geto x reader #kenjaku smuf #kenjaku x reader #suguru get #geto suguru #suguru geto #geto suguru smut #suguru geto smut

[daddyhausen]

{ 52 } — i haven’t even touched you yet and you’re already wet

{ 65 } — guess i’ll have to cum inside you then

Headcanon for Daniel Garcia please 🤍

• headcannon — daniel garcia •

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{ masterlists } | { aew masterlists } | { daniel garcia masterlist }

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{ warnings } — 18 + { minors do not interact }, drunk sex, rough sex, male + female orgasms, vaginal sex, penetrative sex, unprotected sex, vaginal creampie, internal cumshot

{ word count } — 445

{ pairing } — fem!reader x daniel garcia

{ genre } — smut

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{ 52 } — i haven’t even touched you yet and you’re already wet

{ 65 } — guess i’ll have to cum inside you then

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your clothes began to pile beside the door to your hotel room

breath frantic as your lips parted in what felt like the first time in forever

daniel’s scent, warm and intoxicating much like the slight taste of malt whiskey on his breath

he had you trapped between the wall and his chest

palms resting either side of your head

as his lips feverishly burned kisses into your pristine skin

he let a hand travel down your torso

featherlight touches against your skin as two fingers traced circles into your soake panties

gathering your sweetness on the pads of his fingertips

“i haven’t even touched you yet and you’re already wet”

his smirk was evident in your skin

all you could respond with was a choked moan

he applied the slightest bit of pressure to your clothed clit

adoring the way your hips began swirl and buck against his fingertips

“what a good little slut you are”

he pressed himself against you

feeling his erect cock press up against your hip

tip glazed with precum as it marked your skin

“please, danny…need your cock”

your whimpers rang through his ears in a facade of innocence

sounding so heavenly yet full of sin

he did not have any patience in taking you to bed

instead flipping your around so your face was pressed against the wall

plump ass grinding against his size

“what do you want me to do, baby?”

“i want everyone to know i belong to you, danny! please!”

he pushed himself against you once more

his chest completely compressed into you back

a hand sneaking around your waist

prying your ruined panties to the side

teasing your dripping cunt with his tip

“guess i’ll have to cum inside you then”

he wasted no time in doing so

stretching your slick walls with his size

you were a hundred percent sure that your pleasured screams could be heard from down the hall

not that you cared, you’d be out of that hotel by tomorrow morning anyways

“fuck fuck! danny! i’m gonna cum!!”

daniel buried his head into the crook of your neck

holding a death grip on your waist

feeling the tightness of your cunt grip him with each thrust he gave

“me too, baby. just hold on a little while longer”

the thrusts became frantic, obsessed with filling your cunt

each moan you gave sounded more erratic and desperate for release

your thighs began to shake, almost buckling under the pressure of your orgasm

feeling his seed drip from between your sweet folds

instantly melting back into his chest with a heavy sigh

“go lay down, baby. i still need to taste you”

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#{ my fics : 🤍 } #daniel garcia headcannons #daniel garcia x reader #daniel garcia imagine #daniel garcia smut #aew #wrestling imagine #wrestling smut #aew imagine #aew fanfiction #aew wrestling #aew smuf

[faline-cat444]

Anyone into Smurfs enough to say who these old pieces are supposed to be?

#Smufs #The Smurfs

[yourcoffeeguru]

Papa Smurf 30cm

#papa snurf #papa smurf #smurf figurine #smuf statue

[leiawritesstories]

COLLECTIONS/EVENTS

ROWAELIN MONTH 2021

12 DAYS OF ROWAELIN 2021

>>Dec. 25: Early Christmas Morning

>>Dec. 26: Waltz of the Snowflakes

>>Dec. 28: A Nutcracker Catastrophe

>>Dec. 31: We Do This Every Year

>>January 1: My Eyes, They Burn

>>January 3: Welcome to the Circus

>>January 4: Ways to Stay Warm**

AELIN WEEK 2022

THRONE OF GLASS ANNIVERSARY 2022

>>QOS Reunion: Rowan POV

>>QOS Reunion: Aedion POV

ROWAN WEEK 2022

>>Before

---Day 4: When Aelin Is Away

>>Little Hawk

---Day 6/Day 2: Rowan as a child/Rowan and the Cadre

>>Instruct Me**

---Day 7: Aelin admiring Rowan

ROWAELIN MONTH 2O22

BLIZZARD DRABBLES

>>"Your feet are cold!" (Elorcan)

>>"You look good in red." // "You look good in green."

>>"Cards for the kids"

#my writing #masterlist #aelin galathynius #rowan whitethorn #rowaelin #rowan x aelin #rowaelin smuf #maybe angst lol

[the-mandela-county-cult]

mngshgdvga ok but have you read t h i s it's so fuckignhSJUDHFG b r o idk who wrote it but its 💯💯💯💯💯💯

💀💀💀 GOD..... YEAH THATS... BBRBRBRBRBRRB GOOD

#asks for mys #nsft #the link is to a gabriel / reader smuf fic #also warning for unsanitary-ness

[the-ginger-is-loose-again]

STUMBLIM

Through the underbrush

When drunk

Is really fu. And

Being dragged by

Dog

Flashlight for sight

Bah bump

#st patricks lmao #amvets rocking tonight #back at papas #hes. eing real smuf drunk was goal and drunzk is fun #fuck yoh hapog is good

[shomixremix]

Sitting in his lap ♡︎

i need more Genshin fluff/smuf, lol, and I know I should really write for someone other than Neuvi and Wrio but they are my current hyperfixation sooo here's more of them ig

oh also alhaitham's and neuvillette's are kinda simmilar sorryyy

tags: Alhaitham, Ayato, Neuvillette, Wriothesley, Zhongli, female reader, fluff, cuddling, smut, implied smut, cockwarming

-> your hardworking boyfriend has to deal with your incredible need for his hold, having no choice but to place you on his lap.

reqs open ♡︎ | minors DNI

-> alhaitham

the silence in the room was deafening. as the acting grand sage, alhaitham was always busy, which you, as his girlfriend, understood. but you hated it.

you couldn't disrupt him, of course, always competing with some book for his attention. archons, it certainly didn't help how good he looked when he worked. emerald eyes focused and sharp, eyebrows slightly furrowed, a small frown on his face. fuck, he was hot.

"..'tham? are you gonna be done soon?"

his eyes never leaving the book he was going through, he shook his head: "not yet. i have a lot more work here."

you pouted, feeling a bit neglected. alhaitham promised you he'd give you all his attention the second he finished with work. which was never, apperently. sick and tired of his neglect, you decide to take matters into your own hands. trotting comfortably to him, you sit back on his knees facing him and wrap arms around his neck.

"is something the matter, y/n?"

you nuzzle your head in the crook of his neck, sighing deeply. not only did he look good, he smelt good, too. like freshly cut grass and the sumeru rose. knowing it's going to awake a reaction in him, you press a peck on the pulsepoint of his pale neck.

"no. just missed you, 'tham"

his breath hitches in his throat as you kiss his neck, palms closing the book he was holding to wrap around your waist.

"....mm, missed you too, love. i suppose my research can wait a little"

-> ayato

"shhh, little one... they will all hear if you keep moaning like that. you need to be quiet for me, precious."

your fiancé hushed in your ear as you squirmed and whined on his lap. a meeting in the yashiro commission was ongoing in the next room, and the paper thin walls certainly weren't helping. but, sweet Raiden Shogun, how could you possibly ever keep quiet when you were sat right on the commissioner's dick?!

"mhh.. mmmph! ohh.. ayato.. p-please.."

you whine through a whisper, begging for movement. cockwarming the blue-haired man as he worked seemed like a great idea at first, but now you realize it was, indeed, not. ayato warned you that no matter how much you begged, he wouldn't be able to fuck you, yet here you were, still begging.

"you look so adorable like that, precious. yet, you know well that i can't give you what you want. so please, be quiet. you don't want the rest of the yashiro commission to know what a pretty cockslut you are, hm?"

you nod in agreement, resting your head on his shoulder with another whine. your pussy was spasaming around his length, desparately trying to give yourself the pleasure he was denying you. oh, you could feel him pulsing inside you, revealing that he was as desparate as you were - something you would never be able to tell from his calm and collected expression.

"please, ayato... i need- ohh!" you beg, yet he interrupts you with a harsh thrust, bouncing you slightly on his lap.

you were edged for hours and already at the brink of your high, so his thrust immediately pushed you over the edge. you reach your high, biting down on his shoulder in order to stop yourself from making any noise.

ayato chuckled at your behavior, pressing a light kiss to your temple.

"there, there, little one. shh... finishing after such a long time must have tired you out. rest on my shoulder now, precious, and we can continue this once i'm finished with work."

-> neuvillette

"neuvi, love, will you be done any time soon?"

you ask impatiently, laying down on one of the sofas in neuvillette's office in the palais mermonia. you understood very well he was the busiest man in all of fontaine, and yet... you wanted him to choose you over work just once. just once! was it really so wrong and selfish of you to want your boyfriend to make you and your needs a priority?

"hmm, no, i'm afraid not, my love. there are many cases and documents i need to review still."

you shoot him a saddened glare, turning away from him. he sighs in desparation, torn between his many duties and the needs of his lover. both very important to him, and both requiring his full attention.

"i'm sorry, mon amour... you know i'd love to give you all the time in the world, but i'm afraid the society of fontaine would collapse if i were to simply not show up for a day"

yeah, yeah, you knew that very well. the problem was, you sorta kinda didn't care? of course, you cared about fontaine and its people, but for once you wished you were more important than the next silly court hearing about something as meaningless as some lost cabbages.

as you were still giving him the silent treatment, the chief justice sighed.

"come here, mon cherie. maybe you'd like to sit on my lap while i work?"

you perk up at that, cheerfully making your way to him and plopping down on his lap. you nuzzle your face against his chest, one strong arm wrapping around your waist as you do so.

"thank you, neuvi.." you sigh as you kiss his cheek, finally content in his safe arms.

-> wriothesley

wriothesley is a man who was used to spending most of his time alone. at the end of the day, there wasn't much company inside the fortress of meropide, where he spent most of his days. he has long gotten used to spending hours alone finishing work in his office.

yet, that all changed once he met you. now, every minute spent alone in his office seemed like endless torture, unless you were sitting there, all dolled up and perfect, on his lap with him.

"aww, c'mon, doll, my lips are down here" he jokes as you press eager kisses on his forehead, leaving behind lipstick marks.

"mh... don't care... i wanna kiss you all over.." you tease back, your trail of kisses never faltering.

you two have been at this love game for some time now, your time spent in teasing, clothed grinding and desparate kissing. wriothesley barely finished any work, too focused on the woman in his arms. you could feel him from under you, hard as a rock as his hands roamed your body. for focalors sake, how he wished he could leave that damned office and toss you onto his bed...

"wrio, you have to get back to work..." you smirk, pulling away from his handsome face. he frowns, upset at the harsh reminder.

"you know i'd much rather continue kissing you, baby"

you grind down on him, earning a slight groan from him. his hands tighten on your hips, his lips inches away from yours.

"fuck, doll, you'll be the death of me..."

he muttered as he picked you up, finally losing his patience. screw work, screw everything else! he needed you, and he needed you now.

-> zhongli

"are you sure this is comfortable for you, darling?"

zhongli was still learning the ways of the mortals, not yet used to every custom and behavior. which is why he was a bit startled once you asked if you could sit in his lap.

you had to explain that it was a normal thing for couples and that it was an act of intimacy, that it meant you wanted him closer. this made the ex-archon wish for the same, delighted to learn you liked him so much.

"yes, dear. i told you, it's very comfortable! i love it!"

you chirp, pressing a kiss to his cheekbone as you sat in his lap, legs wrapped around his waist. he smiled at your reaction, amber eyes following your every move.

"i'm glad. you are welcome in my lap whenever you desire"

"then i won't ever leave"

a small tint arises in his cheeks as you say that. zhongli, the mighty ex-archon, wasn't the one to usually blush, yet moments like this and your sweet little confessions certainly brought a rise out of him. you giggle at how flustered you were making him, connecting your lips together and finally giving him a well-deserved kiss.

zhongli decides to deepen the kiss, his tounge prodding in your mouth as one of his gloved hands tangles in your hair. he's kissing you as if you were the only air he could breathe, the only food he could eat, the only water he could drink. it was very clear he wanted this intimacy to be even more intense, which you could feel from under you as well.

"mhhh... i'll take you upstairs to our room, beautiful. then, i'll show you the intimacy we both so crave. and you'll still get to be on my lap, if you so wish"

#genshin impact #genshin #fluff #smut #genshin impact fluff #genshin fluff #genshin impact smut #genshin smit #alhaitham #genshin alhaitham #kamisato ayato #genshin ayato #neuvillette #genshin neuvillette #wriothesley #genshin wriothesley #zhongli #genshin zhongli #alhaitham fluff #ayato smut #neuvillette fluff #wriothesley smut #zhongli fluff #alhaitham x reader #ayato x reader #neuvillette x reader #wriothesley x reader #zhongli x reader #female reader

[bu99erfly]

JINSOUL favOriTe, SMUF 191006

#loona #jinsoul #orbitloona #femaleidolsedit #femaleidol #femadolsedit #kgoddesses #ggnet #99 #09 #gifs #*p #loonaedit #flashing #happy jinsoul day! 💙🐠🫶🏻🪽 #credit linked on the caption #i think ph 6.13 has closed/deleted so...

[hangmans-toothpick]

Top Gun Characters as Shit my Friends/Familt have said

Mav: Am I an idiot?

Slider: Ice requires me to tell you no.

Slider:

Mav:

Slider: But Ice isn’t here, and you’re an idiot-

Slider: I used to be nice before I started working with you.

Ice:

Slider: What have you done to me? Look at me! I’m mean now! I don’t want to be mean, Tom!

Ice: I’m so old. *groans* Just put me in a retirement home, I’m done!

Slider, about Ice: He’s like Superman but instead of super strength and laser vision he has a crippling nicotine addiction and abandonment issues.

Hollywood: Oh!

Hollywood, shocked: Oh!!

Hollywood, sympathetic: Oh…

Wolfman: Do you have any other way you can say that syllable?

Goose: A lot of thought goes into being a whore.

Pheonix: They need to make vapes that look like vaginas.

Bob: Is the clit where you’d hit?

Phoenix: YES! exactly.

*Listening to audio porn*

Maverick: this is how I sound going up stairs.

*about Iceman*

Maverick: Yeah he has cancer! Could be worse

Slider: Could be worse? That’s like saying that my leg is broken, but it’s okay because I have another leg!

Phoenix: I don’t support treating people like cattle. But men are icky.

Ice: I don’t like you.

Mav: Why?

Ice: You make me do things that are gonna get you killed.

Cyclone: Efficiency! you just have to give up on everything.

Iceman: Man, I’m just shitfaced. I dunno what the hell happened.

*being side-eyed by an amish girl*

Mav: should i ask what her problem is?

Goose: No, she’s amish! She probably has enough problems as it is.

Rooster: I wanna be in the smufs movie so i can bone papa. I mean absolutely raw doggin’ it.

Maverick: 👁💧👄💧👁

Phoenix: I’m laughing my tampon out of my pussy!

*after Ice’s cancer surgery*

Slider: So… how’s your wednesday evening going? Nothing like a wednesday night at St. Mary’s Hospital.

Mav:

Mav: How do you think I’m doing, Ronald?

Iceman: I’m not a communist… but-

Rooster: That! That is not a mustache. That’s a fuzzy upper lip.

Payback: Being complimented by Dwane The Rock Johnson is an orgasm in itself.

Rooster: If I could fuck a drugstore, I would fuck rite aid.

Hollywood: I mean… who hasnt dressed up as a woman? I have!

Mav, in yoda voice: Mhmm… coming you are.

Ice:

Ice: nope. thats it. get outta the bed. You’re done.

Rooster: I’m trying to spread the fucking peanut butter with a spoon.

Phoenix: You’re giving califorian stoner vibes

Bob: Very californian stoner of you, Bradley.

Coyote: Do you wanna watch Fast and Furious 9?

Hangman: I haven’t seen the first one.

Coyote: I’m sure they’re all the same.

Hangman: Car go fast. Vin Diesel. That’s all you need to know.

Rooster: Do you think you two will hate each other when you get old?

Maverick: He already hates me.

Iceman: I don’t hate you, you just bug me.

*trying to do pilates with Hangman*

Rooster: You’re such a sadist! This isn’t fun sexy pain. This is just pain!

*explaining to baby Bradley how 2 dads have a baby*

Iceman: Well, you see, when a man and a man love each other very much… they find a woman

Maverick: *wheezing*

Iceman: A woman who cares just a little bit.

Payback: Just because I’m an athlete doesn’t mean I can’t feel

*talking about throat cancer survivor*

Iceman: I have three holes. all fuckable.

Bob: I wanted to be in the Navy before I saw the movie! The hot guys are just a bonus!

Rooster: I’m so excited to fuck harrison ford

hangman: *getting quieter as she goes* hell yeah talking about our problems since… nineteen… thirty…… seven

Hangman: he better fucking leave his wife for me, I swear to god.

Slider: help him! he’s being pegged! anal!

Phoenix: Is that a boob?

Bob: No! That’s Gary the Snail!

Hangman: I can’t even begin to tell you how attracted to that peacock i was

Cyclone: what do you wear to a poker game?

Fanboy: fancy clothes.

Cyclone:

Cyclone: what.

Cyclone: yall have broken my spirit.

Hangman: thats our job as students

Cyclone: no shit.

Maverick: back in my day-

Hangman: i love history class.

Maverick, to Slider: Only you can make a happy birthday card for someone else and have it still be a jab at me.

#bradley rooster bradshaw #pete maverick mitchell #natasha phoenix trace #tom iceman kazansky #ron slider kerner #top gun maverick #top gun hangman #top gun 1986 #icemav #hangster #we have so many cancer jokes #idfk why

[general-yasur]

Now why do i keep seeing a blue smuf in the ninjago tags, first twitter now tumblr…might have to rehearse my stop drop and role protocols cause it’s getting scary out here

#like a flamingo my head will be in the dirt #3 minecraft blocks deep hiding from zombies type vibe #ninjago

[heartlesscorpse]

A snippet— of what I have written so far, THIS IS JUST A SMALL TIDBIT. Nothing too big just yet bc I just started like yesterday or smth, but I will get more written and be basically like chopping away chunks at this. I’m bulldozing through this thing, woohoo. Is this going to be smuf w Pyramid Head? Yes it fucking is.

#dead talks #dead’s writing #pyramid head x reader #pyramid head #I’m hoping this won’t fuckin’ flop by the time I finish writing this #then Imma be posting this on ao3 #yea #this gon’ go good #hopefully :’) #coming up with a title after this is done is gonna be a bitch

[docgold13]

Profiles in Villainy

Gargamel

The dastardly Gargamel is a villainous wizard and alchemist who became obsessed with capturing the peaceful forest creatures known as The Smurfs.  Gargamel believed the Smurfs to be an essential ingredient to a alchemic formula for transforming lead into gold.  Fortunately The Smurfs were always able to outwit the cad and he always failed in capturing them.  

In his ongoing desperation to capture The Smurfs, Gargamel used his magic to create a female Smurf named Smurfette whom he planned to use as a plant that would lead the other Smufs into a trap.  Yet Smurfette proved kindhearted and turned on Gargamel, foiled his scheme and ended up a valued and cherished member of the Smurf Village.

A solitary and irascible soul, Gargamel seems to hate everyone and desires gold so to gain the power and respect he believes he is owed.  His equally cantankerous cat, Azrael, is his only companion.  

Actor Philippe Dumat voiced the villain in the 1961 French language adaptation of The Smurfs; whereas actor Paul Winchell voiced the character in the 1981 English language version.  

#Profiles in Villainy #The Smurfs #Gargamel #Azrael #Philippe Dumat #Paul Winchell #cut-outs #paper art #Villains!

[aimixx]

girl bye i just found out there are smuf x reader fics on this app

#—traveler stories #im gonna cry myself to sleep because what the fuck

[carouselcometh]

The fact that there is only one girl Smurf raises more questions than if there were only male Smurfs honestly. I don’t know anything about the Smurfs, and please don’t tell me anything about the Smufs. I do not care if there is an explanation within the Smurf universe for that