(y/n): "What are you eating?"
Levi: "It's salty. You wouldn't like it."
(y/n): "I like you don't I?"
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kidnapper: so i have your kid
levi, quietly readying his weapons: which one? i have like seven
kidnapper: the loud, annoying one who won't shut up
levi, sighing: again, which one? that description fits... wait, do you have my kid or do you have my wife??
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*arguing*
Hanji: *takes off glasses* I don't want to see you right now
Levi: ??
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Armin: Team A will consist of myself, Reiner, Annie, and Pieck.
Armin: Team B will consist of Mikasa.
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The correct answer was, actually, getting on his nerves
More levihan because I saw this quote being used with Gojo and Nanami and need I say more?
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Ges Hward, Fatal Fruity Specials (SINK)
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Kenny: I can't be some kid's dad..
Levi: *Adopting a bunch of kids given to him by the military* I smell Bitch.
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Armin: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Eren: Just rip the bandage off.
Armin: It’s Jean.
Eren: Put the bandage back on.
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But you understand, don’t you?
Everyone you meet will be parted from you one day
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(y/n) trying to get a stain off the carpet
Hange: "Aren't your knees going to hurt from kneeling so much?"
Levi: "She can be on her knees way longer than this, trust me."
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I wish we had more time.
I love you.
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hange: if i died, how much would you miss me?
levi: it's cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship
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Armin: You know, when I said 'bring me back something from the coast' I meant like a seashell or something.
Eren, struggling to hold onto a seagull: Well how was I suppose to know??
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