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mammonsrockstargf · 2 days

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So we’ve all seen the posts on MC telling the brothers absurd lies about humans and just letting them believe it right?

Hear me out here: making the brothers watch the entirety of “Cunk on Earth” and just letting them believe that it is a 100% factual show.

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"When are you evolving skin made of bricks?" Belphie mumbles into your skin, pulling you closer. “What?” you ask, still sleepy from your nap. “You know, what the lady said. About the brick skin,” you stir slightly, remembering that tonights episode had mentioned it. “Oh yeah,” you say. “I think it’s gonna be another thirty years or so,” you say, running your fingers through his hair. “Why?”

Belphegor opens his eyes for approximately three seconds and gives you a bleary-eyed look. “I was jus’ thinkin’” he mumbles and snuggles deeper into the cushions. “It’s gonna be really inconvenient to cuddle when you’re made of bricks,”

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"Isn’t it crazy that nineteen out of twenty people are criminals?” Satan mumbles to Asmodeus, while sorting through his books, looking for a particular one. Asmodeus shrugs while filing his nails. “I don’t know, seems pretty accurate to me.”

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"What are these?" Solomon asks looking at the bag of eggs Mammon has placed in front of him. He looks up at the demon with furrowed brows. "Eggs," Mammon says as a matter of fact and pushes the basket closer to the baffled wizard. "May I ask why?" Solomon says and pushes the basket back to Mammon again.

“They're human money? It’s to pay for my debt," Mammon states. “You’ve really forgotten how things work in the human world, old man.” Mammon laughs, walking away and leaving a very confused Solomon with a basket full of eggs.

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"Thank Diavolo, Charles Darwin invented evolution. I'd hate it if you were a fossil." Leviathan says one night when you’re playing video games in his room. You let out a surprised giggle, which causes your fingers to slip on the controller. Leviathan stares at the big red “game over” on the screen as you apologize profusely, while simultaneously choking on your own laughter.

“Actually never mind, I want Darwin to reverse evolution again.”

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"Santa came to visit every Christmas from when I was 3 years old till I was like 14," you say and look up when you feel a sudden change in the air. Lucifer is looking at you worriedly and places a hand on your thigh. "Wow, wanna talk about it?" he asks and your brows furrow. "It's not that serious, is it really?" you say and Lucifer shakes his head, making a tsk sound. "Typical humans, always downplaying their emotions," he says and pulls you towards him, causing you to tumble into his lap. He pats your head. "Being visited by a home intruder must have been really difficult for you," he says and you blink, remembering Philomena Cunk referring to Santa as "the world's most popular home intruder".

"Oh yeah, I guess it was kind of hard," you lie, internally dying as Lucifer coos at you.

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"What are they doing?" Solomon asks, sitting down beside you. You look up from your homework to the two demons saying nonsense at each other.

"Katze!"

"Genau!"

"I don't know, you can ask them," you say and return to your homework, leaving the wizard to deal with the two idiots. "Hey, what's going on?" Solomon calls out and Beelzebub and Belphegor's heads snap towards you. Beelzebub's lips curl into a smile and he shrugs nonchalantly. Belphegor rolls his eyes.

"We're speaking the code language that MC taught us," Belphegor drawls and Solomon looks at you. You grin at him. "Yeah, it's called German,"

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tiredfox64 · 2 days

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Hey! Can I request Bi-han and Tomas (separately) with a fem! reader who is a little taller than them? Preferably an established relationship.

They can be HCS, drabbles, whatever you feel most comfortable with if you want to do it.

Thank you in advance and I really enjoy your blog, it is very entertaining 🧚‍♀️ 🫶

Well, Ain’t You a Tall One

Prior notes: I did my best but mind you I’m someone who lies about being 5’4 because I’m not allowed to have that quarter of an inch added on to actually make me 5’4.

Pairings: Bi-Han x Tall! Afab reader, Tomas x Tall! Afab reader

Bi-Han (he might be 6’2 idk)

If you’re gonna talk to Bi-Han do it at a distance so he doesn’t have to look up at you.

*Ah geez something is out of reach for him. Oh what’s he gonna do-HEY! HEY! FUCK IS YOU DOIN TRYIN TO REACH FOR THAT OBJECT HE NEEDS.

Baby, you asked for it. You left yourself open he punched you I don’t make the rules. It was gentle at least.

Be a good girlfriend and pick him up so he can grab it himself. Don’t make him look like a fool in front of his clan. (He’ll allow it just look at the evidence I provided below)

If anyone disrespects your height Bi-Han will punish them. They wanna make fun of how tall you are well he will just stick their head to a large icicle. How bout that, how bout them apples.

You know what makes him feel like a man? Picking you up. Just because you’re a little taller doesn’t make a difference. He’s the man in this relationship.

He knows that people are staring at you because you are taller at him but he still gets upset that people are looking. You are his everyone should understand that.

Please, please, PLEASE, if someone ask you “how’s the weather up there” please say “it’s raining” and spit on them. Bi-Han will find it entertaining and even praise you for it.

No heels! Even on your wedding day. Any shoes that give more height are not allowed on your feet.

If one of his Lin Kuei assassins aren’t listening well he tells you to go up behind them and smack their heads as punishment. You won’t get punished and the assassin can’t smack you back. It’s funny don’t worry.

Bi-Han won’t tell you this but he is impressed by your height. Every woman he has encountered was shorter than him. You are a rare gem.

Tomas (I think he is 6’4 right?)

If he could he would wear a ‘I ❤️ my tall girlfriend’ shirt.

He is absolutely amazed by you. He has never seen a woman this tall before.

It’s a flex really, you are one of a kind.

May someone help the son of a bitch who insults your height cause Tomas will kick the fuck out of their back and bedrid them for five days

When he first met you he commented on how tall you were and you called him a baked bean for that. You thought he was being mean.

He really likes to show you off. Any chance he gets where he can take you out he will do so.

Do you mind being the big spoon? Just for him pleeeeeeeeease.

You have the perfect opportunity to give him forehead kisses. Do it, it will make Tomas happy :)

You wanna wear heels? Go for it! He wants you to feel confident and powerful in them.

Oh now he’s the one taking your hoodie and keeping it for himself. No givesies backsies.

Did he ever tell you how much he loves you? Bring your face a little closer so he can give you a kiss.

After notes: I’m sorry if this isn’t my best work. I knew a guy back in high school who was 6’7. That man is in the Air Force now serving this country RAAAAH 🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆…I have to sneeze now. Adiós!

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wordy-little-witch · 3 days

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Hiii i love ur crossguild posts so much and i wanna know ur headcanons/thoughts on vampire buggy and crossguild😳🙏 thank u sm ur onepiece posts r like a dose of dopamine and sometimes angst lmao

Hiiii~ 👋I'm happy you like this stuff - it's just as sweet and painful on me so if I go down, I'm taking you bozos with me /j

As for Cross Guild and Vampire Buggy - Oh Boy Have I Got Ideas

Aside from the obvious hilarity that, between the goth, the mafioso, and the bright ass clown, it's the CLOWN who is the vampire.... well. I really love little tidbits about vampire lore and world building so I'm gonna make this a silly lil mix of Vampire Concepts and expanding on Devil Fruit ideas.

It boils down to Devil Fruits being edible deals with the Sea Devil, thus changing their biology undeniably. For zoans, this equates them to smth similar to were-creatures of some kind, bleeding between the lines of their species. For logias, they are more similar to elemental spirits, witches, or some other element based being. ((I love alchemical spirits so I'm leaning to variants or derivatives there bc AAAA)). Paramecias, being the "weaker" of the Fruits, have more... "human-passing" options. It boils down sort of a mind, spirit, body type of thing with zoan, logia, paramecia respectively.

Anyway yeah Buggy's manifests as a form of vampirism. He didn't realize what exactly that was, nor how Devil Fruits work when he first ate it ((He was about 9/10 at most I'd say)). It was only after a meet up and play fight with Whitebeard that the other captain casually asked what Buggy's new side effects are. When nobody understands, he calls over Marco and his other Fruit Eater children because it's time for Devil Fruit crash course and this kid needs an educated adult.

Turns out Buggy's mild anemia was due to his Fruit and his oversensative observation Haki has always impacted all of his senses, so the uptick in smell barely even registered to him. When Whitebeard hears this, he is mildly frothing. He is ultimately assured when Roger chips in there with some of his own observations and even surprised a few people when he wordlessly passes Buggy some of his food as they talk. Bugs scarfs it down like a man starved, swaying happily while Shanks tries to steal more to pile onto the blue hair boy's semi-forgotten plate.

So yeah. Series of weird events for the realization. Very silly.

Come Cross Guild, I think Buggy probably had an entire system there. He's competent all things considered, for a man in a sea of monsters as it were. He just so happens to have a mild sun sensitivity, have sharper canines, have heightened senses and drinks blood. Not the weirdest thing.

Crocodile is vaguely aware of the side effects for paramecia types - Bon Clay often needed reminders of his own sense of self, and he's had others in Baroque Works he worked with. Even Robin had some odd little quirks here and there, well hidden though she kept them. He doesn't recognize Buggy's at first because he hides them and also... doesn't.

It's one of those things where it's known but not really a topic of discussion. Buggy never goes out of his way to hide it. It just Is. The drinks he has all the time? Blood.

Mihawk learns that the hard way lmao.

Actually I'll just make a list of Sillies

• Mihawk once saw Buggy drinking what he thought was red wine, and when the clown set the bottle and glass down to go do something, he snatched it up, gave it a swirl, a sniff, a sip - and immediately paused. Odd, he thinks, placing the bottle back. Odd, but not the oddest thing he has seen.

• Crocodile once dragged Buggy out of bed early one morning for work and made a snide remark about a day not fucking up his fancy skin care routine when Buggy hollered about his sunscreen. ((He did feel guilty later that evening when Buggy was covered in hives and blistered burns. He helped with the aloe and antihistamines that night))

• Mihawk is Fascinated by Buggy's fangs and need to drink blood. He loves trashy paranormal romance, and every time Buggy hisses, or mentions being hungry, or so much as yawns enough to show his fangs, he is Looking Disrespectfully. Straight up Autistic Gaze Meme Eyes.

• Crocodile is also Very Interested but wouldn't be caught DEAD alluding to it. He will side eye from afar.

• some days are harder than most, and when Buggy's clothes get torn or he's low on sun block, Mihawk and Crocodile both will do the shivalrous give-partner-his-jacket/coat thing.

• Buggy makes do mostly with carefully maintained stores of blood in sealed wine bottles and rarely actually bites anyone. Animals aren't common either but he does hunt sometimes. Eventually with Cross Guild rolling in the profits, Crocodile and Mihawk work together to uptick the medical areas and Buggy has access to a far fresher supply.

• post Med Expansion, Buggy can fairly frequently be found skipping along in his typical wear with a blood bag in hand, a corner snipped and a cartoonish swirly straw slipped in. He is THRIVING.

• when outsides hear about vampire allegations, they Immediately think Mihawk, then perhaps Crocodile as a possible second. The hilarity that unfold with the reaction to the truth is never short of insane.

• Buggy actually has only ever bitten a few people in his life. Once, Roger. A few times, Shanks. Once, a nameless, faceless marine in the Wrong Place at the Wrong Time. Once an enemy bigger and stronger who threatened his fledgling little crew. It's odd, the feelings behind it, the sensory input. But eventually, he grows comfortable enough with Mihawk and Crocodile to try, to sink his fangs into flesh and drink from them. It's.... steamy to say the least.

Vampire Buggy my beloved ♡♡♡♡

#gay vampire clown pirate #buggy the clown #buggy headcanons #vampire buggy au #cross guild polycule #witchy answers!!

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theswedishpajas · 2 months

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The man truly can’t take a genuine compliment 🙄

#my art stuff #digital art #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #this is part of a series I like to call “I’m never settling on a singular detailed artstyle”#I have no consistency in drawing realistic people/characters other than my shapy cartoon style #but I truly don’t get enough opportunity to properly shade anything with art in that style-!!! it always looks weird to me-!!!!!#I think some rude lil worm in my brain is wriggling around telling me it’s a futile attempt at still doing realism #cus I’m one of those “gifted” artists that grew up promising his parents he’ll end up among the big names or whatever #constantly training to become better at art but with realism oil paintings as the goal #you know how it is 😔#I wanna shade my lil funky designs but they never feel good enough to really put energy into or whatever so I compromise with stuff -#- like this where I try to draw characters more accurately while still stylizing them and shading them however I feel like it #which is great and all but I should really learn to give my more relaxed and less perfectionist art a chance #I deserve to enjoy the process and the result without working myself dead #it’s so much easier and rewarding to copy cartoon styles - stylizing realism makes me too anxious of doing it “wrong”#at least cartoon styles give me a goal to reach or a reference to strive towards #man I really should just cut myself some slack altogether #either way - this man is a flustered mess and he’s embarrassed about being called adorable in public or something #being teased in an affectionate way about his sweeter side and stuff #don’t ask why he’s shirtless - anatomy is just a lot more fun for me to draw sometimes #tasteful nudity and all that is extremely gorgeous to me #i need to practice anatomy more cus I just kinda did some shit and went with it this time with a BIT of consideration for muscle structure

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dimonds456 · 7 months

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thinking about freehoun so bad tonight oughhhhhhhhhhhh

#i wanna draw it so bad but i need to eat and then go to bed #like- just the idea of the rescas. barney sees gordon being dragged away and is forced to leave him #and even though he knows gordon lived- he defeated the nihlanth after all- he's still never going to see him again #the vorts say he's alive- they INSIST he's alive- but he'd still be on xen with no way to get back #and then barney just exists selflessly trying to help the resistance for 20 years #every so often he hears about gordon coming back one day and fuck he wants to believe that but he just *cant*#until he sees him at the train station #holy shit. it's him. and he hasn't aged a damn day.#barney can't even properly reunite because they would get caught and killed #so he calls issac and sends gordon on his way trying so so so hard to pokerface for the rest of his shift #when he gets back he only finds out gordon is on the run and in danger #and he cant do shit to help him #and when gordon gets to black mesa east barney isn't even there #all that- all of half life 2- and they can't properly reunite #and then the citadel explodes #man. he would ABSOLUTELY think gordon was just fucking killed then.#and when he STILL survives... just. imagine this with me.#im ill. i am so very very ill #freehoun #half life #dimond speaks

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dykeinthedark · 15 days

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venting in tags about gender n shit (long as hell) (u can comment and talk 2 me as always :3)

#okay so i got a really masc haircut about a month ago and i know it's just a haircut but holy shit has it changed EVERYTHING for me #like.... i've always leaned masc except 1) before i came out 2) when i was actively in love with someone who i knew liked femmes #and they always described me as a fem. because that's what i showed her. because i wanted to be with her.#but lowkey whenever i'm in a not-impressing-anyone raw-dogging-life-no-crush era i always resort to a very masc style #like masc being my default and i'd only lean fem to impress people whether it's for love or peer pressure in a specific setting #like ''dressing up'' has always been a form of drag to me. like something i HAD to do to fit in or impress my parents (scott favor core)#but ever since this haircut i've realized... i could just BE masc innately like i really don't have to be womanly if i don't want to #which i usually don't. again i have only ever dressed fem for other people. but it's not even being masc that attracts me on its own #it's like. being masc in a distinctly lesbian way. as in whenever i look in the mirror i don't wanna be like a Guy i wanna be a dyke.#like lesbian as a gender identity too sort of thing honestly. okay i've been waffling but basically i sort of want to call myself butch #but i don't know if i like... can?? if i'm allowed to???#everyone always says it's MORE than just wearing boy clothes and not wearing makeup and having short hair (which i already do all those)#i mean i've always id'd as genderqueer because it literally just means gender weird and i experience gender in a queer way #what's probably the most telling is that my friends (all queer) CALL me a butch lesbian #like every time they do i feel really internally validated. it's not just my clothes but my personality too ig is what people tell me #i have a higher pitched voice relatively speaking but apparently the way i talk is quote ''very clockably into women''#which?? gender euphoria asf. my best friend specifically he (gay trans guy) always uses butch to describe me very intuitively #people have also noticed that i ''transitioned'' in all aspects except hormonally. like ppl have commented and noticed my masculinzation #but at the same time i always feel rly haunted by my ex relationships because one wanted me to be more masc #(she's the one who came out as straight and would treat me like a man) which i didn't like and i didn't like playing up being fem either #bc now it feels like she (butch) won't believe me if i called myself butch too bc she remembers me being femme #idk i feel like there's her voice in my head all the time that sees everything i do through her eyes (i'm lowkey still in love)#i feel like even though this comes so naturally to me i must be putting on a performance #even though i've actually read stone butch blues and done research into the history and i truly love and id with the culture like i rly do #that im still just a sad imitation of a butch lesbian and can never really be a part of it because i used to enjoy dressing up sometimes #like it's so stupid but can i still be butch if i wore a dress to prom and i think i looked good in it??#even though i was envious of my friends who wore suits?? that i used to try goth makeup?? that i liked long dresses??#that i enjoyed stacked necklaces and rings on every finger???#and tbh ALL OF THAT CAME FROM A CONCIOUS EFFORT TO FEMINIZE MYSELF IN JUNIOR YEAR OF HIGHSCHOOL WHEN I WAS 16 #because omfg it was 2 months before junior prom and i was worried that i was too masc and wanted to get comfortable with being fem

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hauntingblue · 27 days

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making a collection

making another collection with a threatening aura

#davy back fightbpart 3 letsgo #HOW do the three big guns get wasted on the eating contest... horrible plan.... luffy is fine bc well... but not sanji and zoro like damn.#luffy DOESNT WANNA EAT??? CALL THE NAVY!!!!#what was i saying.... bad idea putting the three beasts there #FRANKY FRANKY FRANKY!!!! they captured the two princesses :(#one sided beef squashed between luffy and foxy. friendship ended with random ex marine guy. now luffy is my best friend #usopp and franky bonding time hell yeah. throw usopp by the head once more pelase #nami with zoros swords just like holding them looks so cool like she should get a few swords too... nami three sword style oda drawing pls #i think this man underestimates nami and luffys power together he doesnt know about shiki #luffy saying he knows its a trap and sorry for being late.... lets go on an adventure all nine of us.... usopp yes anding his lie..... omg #cant believe nami isnt there yet. she could take this guy. oh there she is!!!!! she does look cool with the swords and jumping to get luffy #zoro screaming in agony from luffy getting shot omg THIS FUCKING GUY OF COURSE!!! this looks like its so over #zoro and sanji must feel so useless rn. they didnt even get the chance to fight like damn #komei-kakka??? more like come caca. boom #luffy face down dead on the floor akdjkaa chopper have you tried looking at the wound to see if it harmed him idk #it hit the face akdjskn usopp that was coom also #was robin flirting with the other guy and zoro caught her and she told hum to shut up???#'your friends got the best of me but you are still in my arms an-' 'HEAT EGG!! ALSO YOU'RE ON FIRE!'#flare maneauver that was so slay also luffy and nami in the same frame so twins of them. my children. birthed them one right after the othe #zoro and sanji fighting back to back. back to back to back to you i dont wanna fall right back to us maybe you should run right back to her #that is such a bop song. also post wano zosan. and post wci. see the recurrent theme #fighting in water.... being on top of the sword that was a slay... red hawk ace i will never forget you it seems #foxy liking his jolly roger omg nami fooled him ahdhsjs i think they should have pirate game event every year they yearn for contests #now since this experience foxy should make monthly multitudinary pirate games olympics hoping the strawhats join them a la gatsby #the faces at the mushroom akdhaksjs #talking tag #watching one piece #watching one piece movies #kinda loved how robin betted on franky against usopp.... i will take the crumbs

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hwiyoungies · 3 months

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#so one of the s.vt concerts for follow again is gonna be on their anniversary #and they're not gonna be in kr and soooooooo many people are upset about it #like kcarats are Mad mad about it #and i'm like. maybe i Am the asshole because i keep thinking is it really such a big issue #i thought maybe caratland was around those dates but it has always been on march #like i don't remember them actually doing something for the anniversary besides special videos #and lives. i'm still looking for stuff because i know that since 2020 things have been different #i get being upset and wishing it was in kr instead but someone literally wrote #''now that your dreams have come true. are we not longer in them"#and i'm like ?????????? because svt keeps doing sooo many things in kr like am i insane #am i really that much of a dick LMFAO because it's not like they're getting nothing also #idk man i'm just kinda baffled at this situation #i would understand it more if they did something special every year for their anniversary in kr #and suddenly they were like actually? we're changing it up #but they never have so that's why i'm very 🧍‍♀️#and everyone is complaining about jp having so many concerts. like yeah man it makes sense #they sell them out every single time of course the company is going to milk that #td #most likely LMFAO #also feel free to call me out i truly wanna have a conversation about it

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cuideag · 21 days

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deeply annoyed at the grip dragon's dogma 2 has on me. is this what i have been missing this whole time. how are there so many goblins everywhere. where are the kissable men.

#talking to myself #i've been doing the elder scrolls thing where i am just doing sidequests and stuff #but i genuinely am curious about the main story...#also i love just snooping around everywhere. there is fog of war on my map and i wanna snoop!!!#i also kind of love how dumb the 'romance' system is???#my arisen (homosexual) extremely bewildered at how quickly these two women in particular have been coming on to him #there is one kind of cute elf guy that comes around sometimes and blushes whenever he talks to him #and so does his main pawn he he he #zoning out on the ox carts thinking about the ethics of kissing a man who might be compelled to just. let you. uh oh!#also i've been enjoying exploring a lot especially after recruiting a new pawn cause sometimes they'll be like yoooo you missed this cave #and it will have junk in it but it is still fun and feels cool adding new markers to the map #anyway it is dumb in ways i am enjoying and maybe sometimes soon i will beat it #also getting repeatedly called out on recruiting dudes and a pawn being like yo is the arisen...........? will never stop being funny to me #especially with how defensive my main pawn gets about it LMAO

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binders-and-beanies · 9 months

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Yes I’m binary yes I’m genderfluid we exist

#part of me identifies as genderfluid as in like #’well if the meaning we’re going with is about aesthetics’#but also genuinely. I do feel like my gender does different things all the time and is influenced by my environment #to the point where I feel like a whole different person sometimes. not just different clothes #I’m just. always binary male abt it #so I think that’s just called being a man and I never wanna be one of those ppl whose identity implies that other ppl are just oh so simple #but I do be having a Range that I think constitutes identifying as genderfluid if I want #it’s like not that deep I don’t need to know anything beyond I’m binary male and androgynous but. I like genderfluid too #I wouldn’t tell that to just anyone tho (posts it online) u have to be normal about it #mine #txt #gender

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gibbearish · 9 months

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love how literally every other r/offmychest post is someone going "my partner just asked about opening up the relationship, what do i do?" and the comments are "the relationship is dead, this is a horrible betrayal of your trust, break up with them you don't deserve this abuse"

#that is not hyperbole btw literally the most recent one's top comment called it abuse #and its like. if ur not into it ur allowed to say no. thats the whole point of asking.#and if they try to pressure you after then yeah theyre in the wrong if its a dealbreaker for them they should end the relationship there #or if they just bypass asking and go straight to cheating and try to spin it as 'well actually im poly so you have to let me' obv #thats shitty too #however them just. thinking it is not . something you should judge their morality on #like in a healthy relationship it goes 'hey wanna do an open relationship' 'hmmm no i like it better as just us'#'no problem just thought id ask' and then everyone moves on with their day #and by FUCKING god is it not ABUSE all on its own just to ASK if it's a possibility #and theyre always like 'its over.... my life is ending ....... she never loved me.................' and its like #oh my goddddd shut up that is not what happened #'she said she still loves me just as much as she did at the start of our relationship but obviously she's lying because #if she actually loved me the thought would never have even crossed her mind' man fuck off #someone being capable of maintaining multiple relationships doesnt suddenly negate everything you have together #fucking grow up

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thedeadthree · 2 years

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— FIVE SONGS TAG.

my dears @multiverse-of-themind, @statichvm and @jackiesarch to do this cutest tag! thank u so much loves!

when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, then send this tag to a few of ur followers 🌿

tagging: @griffin-wood, @blackreaches, @risingsh0t, @marivenah, @chuckhansen, @queennymeria, @florbelles, @leviiackrman, @marivenah, @confidentandgood, @shellibisshe, @saintsilver, @adelaidedrubman, @rosebarsoap and you!

MITOSIS / eartheater

THE LIAR / marriages

BLACK PUNK / rico nasty

KILLER / fka twigs

ZERO / the smashing pumpkins

#only if you want to of course! 🌿💚#ocs on the brain clearly but then again! when are these fools not! ✨🥴❣️#LISTEN okay y’all remember that redacted new cyberpunk oc right.. zero is a song i think of her and her man.. who is also [redacted] ✨🥴❣️#KILLER AND HATI AND MARCUS KILLER THATS THEIR SONG NOW AHHH ITS MAKING ME CRAZY THEYRE MAKING ME CRAZY #im being so normal about them can u tell.. they definitely don’t live in my headspace rent free rn ajsjjxjx #i don’t wanna die for love but a holy love / that one and only love my tears are worthy of #dancing in the dark i can feel it in my heart your a killer but I didn’t wanna call it #something in the way you put your hands on my waist pulled me nearer no i never wanna call it #took your love for righteous and now im in a crisis with a killer.. YES I RECITED HALF THE SONG IN TAGS BUT LISTENNNN IM LOSING IT HERE #also? the liar and lhysa and s*olas MAKES ME LOSE IT TOO MY GOD #the whole song is basically just them.. and also this song works so well for how d*ettlaff would feel about nyctemine?#bc there’s a LOT of unresolved resentment between them? from when she like.. left him.. she sort of ghosted him in a way #SHE FEELS HORRIBLE ABOUT IT OKAY IT WASNT EXACTLY HER INTENTION #she had obligations to tend to that couldn’t wait and didn’t know when she’d be back and told him to move on.. neither of them really did ✨🥴#also so many of these are songs that can be found on anyas birthday party playlist hehe ✨😌#leg.txt #leg.abt #leg.tagged #THANK U SM DEARIESS ❣️

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sammydem0n64 · 9 months

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Tbh fellas my identity has reached a point of true “idgaf” (it has been like this for months actually. Lolz.) Thinking abt it gives me brainrot. Pronouns? Idc call me whatever. Gender? I am not a man that’s all I got. Sexuality? Idk. I don’t wanna date people tho!!!!!!!!! I don’t wanna find myself!!!!!!!!!!!! I am Aaliyah sammydem0n64 and I am autistic and that’s it‼️‼️‼️‼️

#could have a serious thing abt this but. ew #been on my mind for a while now and it’s 2 am so I get to have introspective rambles #labels r hard. sexuality and gender is a spectrum. I’ve never cared abt pronouns but they/she is easier #maybe there’s a fear that if I’m cis or something people won’t like me for having queer characters #maybe my peers won’t respect me anymore bc boooooooooo to non queer people yucky yucky #but also I don’t think. I’m cishet I don’t think so #but also I just don’t know and idk if I’ll ever know bc I guess I don’t know how!!!!!!#I’ve had 1 romantic relationship and even then we mutually broke up bc we realized we were just best friends #and got platonic relationships mixed up with romantic #and I haven’t wanted a relationship since lol #am I aro? idk. I find people attractive. I just don’t wanna date people rn and maybe that’ll change #am I a woman? idk. I like having boobs. I call myself a woman. but am I one? fuck if I know #like I said I’m just not a man. I’m not a man solely #I don’t identify as one and won’t bc I’m not that. but that’s the only solid #but idk if I’m non-binary. I’ve identified as that for so long that perhaps there’s a fear that I’ll be looked down on for ‘detransitioning’#i don’t know what I am. I’m just me. I go by any pronouns and I like a wide range of fictional characters over several genders #unlabeled for the win I guess but also being ‘unlabeled’ has inherented turned into a label. so #I’M JUST AALIYAH SAMMYDEM0N64‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#I don’t think this is a vent I’m being silly with it + plus it’s introspection with mentioned fear. I’m just rambling #lol anyways 😋😋😋😋

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hyephyep · 2 years

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#so there have been two times as an adult. separated by a year. when i felt more like 'they' than 'she' for a week #wasnt sure what to make of that but i didn't think fussing over it would make answers come faster so whatever #then two weeks ago i cut my hair short for the first time since i was 8 (and even at 8 it was still chin length. this is above the ears)#and. have been thinking about this a lot more than expected?#like thinking at midnight as im trying to sleep 'i think im he/they' and waking up the next day going 'wait no i like she/her'#not wanting to be a man but liking it when my grandma says my new haircut makes me look like a guy she knows #(complimentary. no one ive seen since cutting my hair has had a bad reaction)#ive always felt weird calling myself a woman but i thought that was just 'im still new to being an adult and it feels weird to be reminded'#since girl feels fine #but i've never minded being called 'miss' or 'ms.' by highschoolers at work. so why is it just the word woman.#thinking maybe i should just try some other pronouns for a while but WHERE. dont wanna bring this up with family or work until #im sure about what this is. and that isnt happening any time soon #maybe the friends i talk to on discord.#gaaah. hate the thought of asking and then having to walk it back if i turn out to be wrong #but testing something new out is the only way i can think of to move forward with this so #if youve read this far and wanna know what to call me: use anything. whatever you want #i am open to suggestions rn

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kavehater · 1 month

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Genuinely gonna cry cause I saw the most disgusting thing ( literally what’s new I get new traumas at least once a day LMAO )

#I’d rather watch gore #than see this #SOB SOB SOBBBB #ik I was saying stuff like girl kaveh we are married bla bla bla etc redacted + etc for good measure but today I realise I don’t mean that #because I feel like crying #I think I proved to myself none of this is very comfy no matter the gender LMAO anyways me and girl kaveh are still married I’ll just cry #as much if kaveh was a boy too as well as if he’s a girl 🤷‍♀️#astaghfirAllah I’m so annoying this makes no sense to you guys but I am in shambles 😭#dora daily #the “you guys” are the guests in my head the voices 😔🖤🥀⛓️💔#I was like in the past I might’ve been a tad fruity but turns out I was just traumatised and also I hate everyone equally #THIS REMINDS ME today my grandpa (😾) answered my dads call and I rolled my eyes so far back I saw my optic nerve #so cue covering my face as my dad was shoving the phone on my face while I was being verbally harassed into saying hi (I don’t wanna say hi)#so then my dad explains that I’m not an affectionate person and I dislike love because I don’t kiss him (firstly even if he was a normal man #I wouldn’t do it) and he went on to say I don’t even let my mum kiss me etc etc because I hate it #not only that it’s just I’m so sick of them all man 😭 I’m okay with hugs it’s just nothing I feel particularly inclined to #like I’ll do it if it’s expected but I’m like I dunno I wouldn’t feel an undying urge to ???#and then my grandpa was like the shocked pikachu face #yeah like I am never kissing anyone on the cheek all I want is to be left alone 😭#my dads shock when he realises I do in fact hate love when I’m 50 and unmarried #I can’t believe he as a man knowing what men are like expects me to want a guy #barf #and don’t get me started on how men talk about women like they’re in a cult and women are trading cards #like do they not get jealous 😭 whyre they like good on you bro you scored etc etc #I’m not explaining this right but I hope y’all get what I’m trying to say #damn fellas this one was a touch long #my apologies

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arolesbianism · 4 months

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Upon further examination, I am leaning more and more into Otto being a nonbinary egg opposed to a nonbinary person who uses he/him pronouns. Thanks for the help Mi-ma <3

#rat rambles #oni posting #she reffers to them as 'that nice young man' in one of her journal entries which is what tipped the scale for me #like its obviously possible that granny assumed incorrectly but given how much otto likes her Im inclined to believe shed know if they #were openly nonbinary especially given how personal otto has been with her already #but rly its mostly that combined with the other big thing that makes me feel that they probably were an egg at the time #so I shallst continue to use they/them for otto unless I find a new log that explicitly confirms their preffered pronouns #nothing short of otto saying out loud yeah Im not a man but I still wanna go by the same stuff will fully convince me #bonus points if they talk abt it with dr.holland so that he can make his gender identity clear too #also to be clear there are no mi-ma transphobia allegations to be found here I just think she doesnt know #she has so fucking many nonbinary coworkers and at least one of them is also on the older end and has been at the company for a while #plus I doubt theyre putting transphobia in the colony survival game like imagine if dont starve characters called eachother slurs #so no mi-ma slander shall be tollerated also she is trans (2 Me)#shes literally named mi-ma you cannot convince me she is cis #she is such a silly billy I wish so bad that she showed up in more logs #maybe even given an official full name drop to clear up any doubts #given her whole character is being old and mi-ma's whole thing is being the old one its like 99%#but technically speaking we never do get a full name just last name and first initial #so very technically speaking she could be one of the other 3 available m named guys but its highly unlikely #as in the other options are meep max and marie and no way in hell it's any of them #theyre all young chaps and theres only one hashtag woman in their ranks along with a nonbinary person and a hashtag man #so basically yeah its mi-ma there's no way in hell its not mi-ma

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