#something is sus

[zoyaslai]

0/8 for roll up the rim

#something is sus #alexa text

[radiance1]

Another link to this post. Meet the parents style.

So, Danny and Jason have been fake dating for a while now, and ended up marrying each other solely for tax benefits. Also, they got cool ass fucking friendship rings that they just couldn't not wear everywhere and being married is convenient so...

Anywho, so Jason has met Danny's parents but Danny hasn't met Jason's parents. Danny knows that he has some ties with the vigilantee scene due to being a Crime Lord-he still doesn't know what to think of his parents connecting the dots immediately when they only met him once while it took him more than that while living with the guy.

He thinks Jason may have been an ex-vigilantee at some point before turning to crime.

Then Danny gets blinded by rich people aura when he finds out that his bestfriend is the long thought dead child of Bruce Wayne. Frankly, he's insulted.

You mean to tell him that his could've been buying ice cream from that high class place all this time!? He shook (literally he grabbed and shook him) that point into Jason, he doesn't care that Jason never told him he was rich but he could've at least bought some high class ice cream once in a while.

Jason who was busy solidifying his power as a crime lord, avoiding his family and making sure not to leak his identity at all: I'm a literal crime lord, and the only thing you care about is me not buying you ice cream?

Danny: YES!!!!

Jason: Dork.

Right anyways, so Jason takes Danny along to meet Bruce and his fam but did say as soon as he started being uncomfortable they're leaving. The batfam is a bit blindsided by Danny, because they thought Jason was bringing his partner but its good to also get a feel for Danny's personality.

Danny and Jason did what's normal for them when Danny starts getting comfortable around the manor full of things that cost waaay more than his rent. Like half-heartedly insulting each other, being snarky, leaning on each other and other such things.

The batfam start thinking that there's more there than they know of. So they start watching a bit closer and ask a few round about questions that fly over Danny and Jason's heads. They just forget they're married often, unless it's regarding taxes.

All of this sends the wrong message when they walk into the same room and, being nosy, one of the batfam comes up to the door and uh. They hear the bed moving quite a lot.

So.

Meanwhile, Jason is trying to wrestle with Danny because this man does not pick a lane. He'll either be the human octopus (who is cold as hell) Jason has ever seen, he'll try to kick him off the bed in his sleep as if Jason personally offended him in some way, or he'll sleep in some wacky position that interrupts Jason's sleep. The last one is tied to the other two, however.

So, Jason has to frequently wrestle this man into a proper position where they both manage to get some sleep and it wouldn't have been so bad if Danny wasn't a goddamn sleep fighter. He would know, he had to nurse a bruised jaw for a few weeks.

Why do they sleep together? Listen, when you're in an apartment with not a lot of money, you gotta cut costs where you can alright?

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Danny and Jason are platonically married #I'm not gonna put this in the post but I had a random thought of Jack and Maddie meeting Bruce Wayne and they instantly clock him as Batman #It's not even Maddie #Jack just took one look at him and sniffed out something sus until his himbo brain connects the dots to him being Batman #The thing is they managed to find this out with barely any evidence so they think they might be wrong without knowing that they're actually #right #Anyways #Jason is tired of this mfer Danny and how he sleeps #Every time they go to bed Jason walks into their shared bedroom like he's about to wrestle a fucking bear #The batfam think they be fawking but they actually aren't it's just Jason wrestling to get a good night's sleep #Why did I make this? #I have no clue

[bread--quest]

we all need to start appreciating peridot stevenuniverse more for what she did for us. it would be easier to say what she DIDN'T do honestly. she's autistic. she's silly. she's sad and little. she's an overworked i. t. guy. she's a saturday morning cartoon villain. she's aroace. she's gay. she yelled at her boss and immediately had a mental breakdown. she's both a victim of and perpetuates the oppressive society she was raised in. she has to unlearn her conceptions of other people's worth and her own worth so she stops hurting other people and hurting herself. she achieves this in part through robot fights. she's hyperfixated on a canadian soap opera. she draws shipping charts. she's nonbinary. she can never go home again. she doesn't want to go home again. she went from believing literally anything was a weapon that could be used to harm her to farming and making art and music with her best friend in a barn. she's like 3 feet tall. she has a twitter account where she talks in all caps constantly. she's green and her hair is a triangle literally what can't she do.

#wow look something original!! #steven universe #peridot #fan: gay space rocks #su: peridot #i've been watching owl house with my friends lately and it made me think about...her <3

[sunnyirry]

codependent friendship! yay!! (≧∇≦)

#steven universe #steven universe the movie #twitter bombarding me with su clips is doing something to my brain chemistry #spinel su #steven su #steven quartz universe #fanart #my art #artists on tumblr

[spooksier]

steven knows how to do a somersault i promise amethyst just keep watching dude i promise

#art zone #fanart #steven universe #su #amethyst su #got so ?!?!? over these siblings last night so have this #finally feel like ive figured something out about my su fanart bless up

[james-p-sullivan]

#this scene was so important to me #seeing stevonnie so happy #it just really warmed something in my heart #steven universe #steven universe gifs #my gifs #stevonnie #connie maheswaran #su connie #su steven #cartoon network #living their best non binary life #fusions #su fusions

[fruitsofhell]

Dumbest part of criticism of SU Future is when people say "Future is character assassination of Steven" and "The show trivializes/poorly represents mental illness" in the same breath. If you think a character whom has suffered immense interpersonal and physical trauma having breakdowns and snapping at people because of being triggered is mutually exclusive to a character being kind and empathetic, I don't think you have a right to speak on mental illness rep.

Seeing a character who is defined by kindness and compassion crack under that pressure of being there for everyone like that is crazy to see in a kids show. Personally I hadn't felt that seen by anything in a while, and it's just offensive as hell to me to say that a character acting traumatized in a way that isn't sad puppy dog eyes means they're mischaracterized or abusive now. That's half the point of Future that Steven didn't know how to express his problems within his role as precious angel.

He wasn't mischaracterized, he was recontextualized. It's like people can accept "this mean character was once nice but changed cause trauma", or "sweet character is now depressed cause trauma", but the reality that someone youre familiar with can change dramatically due to trauma - acting angry and abrasive instead of sad and demure - is blasphemous somehow.

Double points if they then say the gems or Greg were dumbed down to make Steven look better. Like, My Brother In Christ, they are exhibiting the exact lack of awareness you are thinking it's impossible for a person like Steven to have angry or vengeful trauma reactions.

EDIT: Actually not gonna leave this in the tags -

Something-something ableism, something-something not accepting dramatic and unpalatable expressions of mental illness in fiction and likely not for people IRL.

#steven universe #steven universe future #su #shut the heck up #more su's strongest warrior hateposting #i was actually blown away by steven getting an arc like that in future i cant begin to describe- #-how much it means to me to see a childhood fave struggle like that #if i meet someone irl who thinks shit like that im dropkicking them into the sun fr #tag talking #also something something ableism smthn smthn not accepting dramatic mental illness

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Dick is thrown back in time to a couple days before his past self is scheduled to leave on the mission to space, the one during which Jason will die.

Past Dick gets a very frantic and concerning phone call from someone claiming to be his future self, begging him not to go on the mission. And for some reason he‘s supposed to keep an eye on Jason? What the hell is that about? They’re not that close…

#prompts #time travel shenanigans #time travel au #future dick is desperate to save Jason #past dick is just confused #him and Jason still have a bit of a strained relationship #it‘s been getting better but they’re nowhere near CLOSE close #and dick is still a bit weirded out about the kid idolizing him so much #and now his supposed future self is screaming at him to go find Jason this instant? sus #last he knew Jason was being his usual kid self and throwing a temper tantrum or something #not something he would cancel a mission to space for…. #and how bad could it be if he goes to space for a couple weeks? #he can always talk to Jason afterwards #Right? #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #bruce wayne #batfam #robin #red hood #jaybin #jason and dick #Nightwing #batman #fanfiction

[timehuntress]

I told the stars about you

#lapidot #steven universe #peridot #lapis lazuli #my art #arts #I've forgotten how to draw the SU clouds #and wanted to try something different

[screwpinecaprice]

Just a silly guy, with silly silly thoughts.

@glowweek Day 2

Casual | Surprise

A casual surprise?😬😬😬

#Hooooo boiii this lad is about to get funky. #He was internally screaming the whole time. #It's in my core memory as a connverse fan. I'm never truly going to let this up I believe. haha #Our boy really one day went out there wanting to get married as a teen like a true classic Disney princess. 😭 #It was honestly endearing but sad and also pretty embarrassing. 😔 #Secondhand embarrassment aside. Steven is pretty much lucky in the romance department. Which. Deserved by the way. With all the other #crap he had to deal with. #connverse #Steven Quartz Universe #Connie Maheswaran #SU #my shiz #comic #SU comic #glowweek #connverse week #I have no idea if whatever Connie is spouting are actuallt true in real life. Good thing this can be chalked off as just a thing in their #fictional world. #Also I'm glad part of that was covered by Connie's body because I had to take a few notes from chat GPT to add in her enumerated rambling. #I had to make the glow bracelet float like that because I couldn't draw his hand holding it quiet right in that angle. #And yea that size difference is no error. That's how small Connie's wrist is compared to his hands. Or at least something like that. #teal

[tomatoart]

wait getting ur ass beat is an adhd trait ?!

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #scout tf2 #pyro tf2 #scout #pyro #ignore how bad these look im posting older art bc i havent been feeling too hot lately #im having major depth perception issues lately but the eye docs ddint think so WEIRD and SUS ! or something *bats eyes* ok #i think id change how i draw him a bit next time but its fine yknow YOU KNOW ?. #also trans bi truther to me. also i wanted to draw snipe too bc the threee of them r besties to me but i couldnt get it right NEXT TIME

[chrisrin]

THE RED KING.

#gemcyt #mcyt #su #chris doodles #renchanting duo #3rd life smp #cherri's design just goes SO hard #and after jonny's fic??? had to draw them #also might have something else abt these two cooking so stay tuned ^_^

[artistakai]

I forget to tell myself this, so I thought I could use my comfort character to remind me of how much I love her and learn to love myself as well.

#su peridot #steven universe #peridot #peridot fanart #su fanart #su fandom #steven universe peridot #deep?? #or something idk lol #but seriously take care of yourself #also another reason why I draw Peridot soo damn much

[spinach-pine]

It was then that Bones realised...

#seriously knew there was something so sus about this episode #star trek tos #star trek memes #amok time #pon farr #mr. spock #kirk and spock #spirk #spirk cus its fucking canon #spock and bones #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy

[umbrify]

Okay so, we all know that fWhip and the group have a new series starting soon, yeah?

Recently, fWhip put out a short where he built a stone obelisk of sorts, with some glowing letters carved into it

Assuming I’m reading it right, it says “SOS” in galactic. In the short, he says that that it’s “not ominous, or foreshadowing anything at all!”

So, it definitely is.

We also know that Pixlriffs mentioned starting a new multiplayer series: “I’m also about to start a new multiplayer project, which should be beginning this weekend.” [Survival Guide S3 E.87 (0:23)]

Apart from these two, I’ve also seen that both Oli and Sausage have alluded to new skins in some way

The skins seem very casual to me? I also noticed that Sausage’s skin is lacking the shoulder pad and fallout wristband that he usually wears, which is interesting. (Perhaps related to fWhip mentioning that he’s not allowing multidimensional lore, but still worth noting regardless.) To me, it’s giving like, normal people somehow stranded in a fantasy world vibes. We also know that fWhip commissioned a special mod for this series, so perhaps it’s something to do with that?

So! It seems like the new series is starting this weekend (Feb 24-25), if Pix is correct. It’s also worth mentioning once again that this is NOT empires season three, as fWhip has repeatedly emphasized that a season three will not be happening this year.

I’m excited for the new series!!

#umbrify talks #fwhip #mythicalsausage #oli orionsound #I’m not sure how to tag this post LOL #Also I know Sausage was being sus with Morse in his bio #but tbh we already know that something is coming so it feels redundant to add it

[genrihgayne]

As the King set thou eyes upon their land The stars shatter

Let me bring some cursed stuff to the gemcyt table Biblically accurate Synthetic Red Diamond Fusion design by @cherrifire

#gemcyt #trafficblr #renchanting duo #mcyt #tw eyes #tw eye contact #tw teeth #at first I wanted to recreate SU artstyle #but then something went wrong...