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aesethewitch · 9 months

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Beef Stew Recipe - Potion of Fortitude

Whether it's been an exhausting week, a frigid winter's day, or just a stressful time, few things are more comforting than a hearty bowl of stew. I make this beef stew for myself whenever I need a true pick-me-up or when I'm preparing for an in-depth magical working. It provides lasting energy, warmth, and strength.

Plus, this recipe is scalable - make a ton and freeze it to enjoy for weeks or just make a little bit for one meal. The measurements below are approximate; measure with your heart.

Ingredients:

Chuck roast, cut to half-inch cubes (you can get pre-chunked stew meat, which is what I typically get)

Flour, enough to coat the beef

Salt and Pepper (about 1 tsp salt & 1/2 tsp pepper), for seasoning the beef coating

2 tablespoons Unsalted Butter

1 Onion, diced

2 Large Potatoes, peeled and cut into half-inch to one-inch cubes

2 Carrots, peeled and cut into rounds

5-6 Cloves of Garlic, finely diced

4 cups Beef Broth

Herbs of your choice, such as: Sage, Thyme, Marjoram, Celery Seed, Bay, Chili Flakes

Additional veggies of your choice, such as: Parsnips, Turnips, Bok Choy

Salt and Pepper to taste

Instructions:

Mix together your flour, salt, and pepper in a bowl. Toss the beef chunks in the mixture to coat. This will create a nice brown crispiness on the outside.

In your stew pot, sauté your flour-coated beef until browned on all sides. Remove from the pot and set aside.

Add more oil to your pot and cook your onion until translucent. If you don't mind soft carrots in your stew, add them now and cook until just starting to soften and brown. (Note: I often leave the carrots until after the potatoes are nearly cooked through because I don't like the texture of fully-cooked carrots.)

Once your onions are translucent and your carrots have started to soften/brown, toss in your butter and scrape the bottom of the pot. You want to get all those beautiful, delicious brown bits back into the mixture. You can add a little water if you need help loosening the bits.

Add your garlic and cook until fragrant, about 30 seconds.

Put your beef back into the pot (along with any drippings from the plate/bowl you placed it in). Pour your broth over everything and give it all a good stir.

Toss your potatoes into the pot. Bring it all to a boil and reduce your heat to let it simmer.

Add your herbs and spices. I recommend salt, pepper, sage, thyme, celery seed (or salt), and bay. If you like it spicy, you can throw in a bit of chili powder or flakes.

Simmer for at least one hour or until your potatoes are soft and your beef becomes tender, stirring occasionally.

If your stew isn't thick enough by the time your potatoes are done, you can make a cornstarch slurry by combining one tablespoon of cornstarch with two tablespoons of water. Pour the slurry into the stew and let it cook until thickened to your desired consistency.

Season with salt and pepper to taste.

Serve with crusty bread, veggie side dishes, or whatever else you like.

Optional magic you can include:

As mentioned above, I often use this recipe to bolster or replenish my energy before or after an intense magical working. It also works for physical exertions - I made this for a group of my partner's friends while they were moving heavy furniture to a new apartment, and it gave them all the energy to move everything in one night!

This stew has an intense comforting effect. If someone I know has been working hard, stressing out, or hasn't been feeding themselves properly, I'll make this for them to help them remember to take care of themselves. It's rejuvenating, hearty, and full of love.

Depending on the herbs you choose to include, this could also be a powerful protection spell. Especially in the cold months, I use this as a protective ward against the cold exhaustion that pulls at the body and mind.

Pop a bit of chili in this spell to both speed up its effects and cast out negativity! Nothing clears the sinuses like a nose full of spice, and nothing clears the body of bad vibes like a good dose of chili flake.

Like many of my spell recipes, this one is most effective when it's shared. Give a bowl to your friends, your family, your neighbors, whoever. It makes a wonderful offering to house spirits or ancestors.

If you make this recipe, please let me know your thoughts! And if you enjoy this or my other posts, please consider dropping a couple dollars in my Ko-Fi tip jar!

Happy cooking, witches! 🍲

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mysterious-flamboyant-wizard · 7 months

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#mysterious flamboyant wizard #wizard #wizardposting #wizardry #chicken soup #totally not a potion that turns you into a newt #we love casting spells

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apparentlyautistick · 2 months

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Something something Venus being Leo’s big sister

#tmnt 2003 #tmnt venus #tmnt leonardo #transfem leo #miyamoto usagi #fanart #Sueart #Venus ain’t playing around #I don’t know how to spell hassenphefffffffffeh #Soup

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afanc0d · 1 year

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𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘮𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘺, 𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘺. 𝘍𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 any 𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯/𝘷𝘦𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘯.

𝟷 (½) 𝚌𝚞𝚙𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚜 𝟷 (½) 𝚌𝚞𝚙𝚜 𝙿𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝟷 (½) 𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝙲𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚗 𝚙𝚘𝚠𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝟻 𝚙𝚒𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚜 𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚂𝚊𝚕𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙿𝚎𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎 (½) 𝚊 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚌 (½) 𝚘𝚏 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝙾𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝟷 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚘𝚏 𝚁𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝟷 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚢𝚖𝚎 𝟷 𝚌𝚞𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚒𝚕𝚔 𝟸 𝚌𝚞𝚙𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚆𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚒𝚕

𝟷. 𝙿𝚛𝚎𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚊 𝚙𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎. 𝙼𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚞𝚝é 𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚌.

𝟸. 𝙾𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑, 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚣𝚣𝚕𝚎 𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚒𝚕. 𝙼𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚊 𝚙𝚞𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚒𝚕. 𝙲𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚑 𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚏 𝚊 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚌 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚊𝚕𝚖 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚝. 𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚏 𝚊 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚌 𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕. 𝚂𝚝𝚒𝚛 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖.

𝟹. 𝙾𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝, 𝚜𝚊𝚞𝚝é 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚜/𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚌 (𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚟𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚗/𝚟𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚝𝚞𝚝𝚎). 𝙼𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗, 𝚊𝚍𝚍 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛 𝚒𝚏 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚍(𝚋𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚗)--𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚊𝚕𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚎𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚛.

𝟹.𝟻) 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚌, 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚙 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚎𝚜. (𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝙸 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚙 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚒𝚛𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚙𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚎𝚜).

𝟺. 𝚂𝚊𝚞𝚝é 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑.

𝟻. 𝙽𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚍𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚐𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜. 𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚝, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝟾𝟶% 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜, 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚠-𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚊 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚙.

𝟼. 𝙽𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚍𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚗 𝚙𝚘𝚠𝚍𝚎𝚛, 𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚢, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚢𝚖𝚎. 𝙻𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚞𝚖 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚝, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚒𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚞𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚙. 𝚂𝚝𝚒𝚛 𝚘𝚌𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚕 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚠. 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 "𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜."

𝟽. 𝚁𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝. 𝙿𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚏𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚕.

𝟾. 𝚀𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚘𝚏𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎. 𝙸𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚏𝚝 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚔, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑. 𝙸𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚑𝚢--𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐--𝚒𝚏 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍, 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐.

𝟿. 𝙶𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚍𝚍 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚗 𝚙𝚘𝚠𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚊𝚕𝚝/𝚙𝚎𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎.

𝟷𝟶. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚙 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚍𝚍 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚔, 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝚢𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠.

Enjoy!

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thecrimsondandelion · 1 year

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Okay but a year after killing It, Eddie’s driving to work, or maybe he’s doing the chauffeur thing. He’s anything but a risk analyst.

But he answers his phone with “Edward Tozier speaking.” He’s flipping off somebody that tries to overtake him,

There’s a soft little gasp and a breathless “Hey, Eds.” Bc Richie is still floored by how he’s married to Eddie fucking Kaspbrak.

And Eddie’s got this foreign fluttering feeling in his chest that he never got when Myra called - that was always a sick turning feeling of dread,

Richie rattles on a little about his day, what time he should have dinner ready for, moping about him and their pets missing their favourite little angry man. Which has Eddie riled up

“I gotta go. But I love you.”

“I love you too, Spaghetti Man.”

#I’m constantly fucking soup brain so everything I writes is riddled with spelling and grammar errors lol #reddie #eddie kaspbrak #richie tozier #it 2019 #my stuff

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supernovaa-remnant · 26 days

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sometimes writing is just seeing a word underlined in red that you know is spelled right, so you check to see what it wants you to correct it to, and it turns out you've been spelling it the british way your entire life

#american english and british english is a soup in my brain I guess #I also never can make a decision on how to spell like colour/color so if it's not consistent in any of my works my apologies 😭#same with gray vs grey #stella rambles

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gavamont · 2 years

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Hair of dog and milk of thistle

Witch’s bog and warlock’s whistle

Sand from beaches that are no more

The darkness breaches, powers come forth

With these elements I control

I summon you, SOUP NO BOWL

#wizard #wizardposting #wizard shit #rituals #spells #incantations #soup no bowl #sorcerer #magic

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angrybatart · 4 months

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"Hey, dude! Is that hot chocolate? I love hot chocolate! Can I have some? Hey, did you get taller? Boy, it's hot in here."

"... *looking at the trail of melted snow across the floor* ...Performance is going to have a fit..."

#fanart #sketch #Sky: Children of the Light #Sky: CotL #That Sky Game #Season of Performance #Mellow Musician #Frantic Stagehand #Bearhug Hermit's Spell #he seems shorter because the spell is wearing off #or melting off #he'll be fine #think of it being like that old Campbell's chicken noodle soup commercial #the one where the snowman turned back into a kid

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kitchenwitchtingss · 9 months

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Hi! I'm in love with your recipes and spells, and I was wondering if you had anything for success, specifically when it comes to jobs and job hunting? I've been doing small spells, but they've mostly been luck spells, just using moon salt to season my dishes and a couple other spices and herbs. My supplies and wallet are running low, and I've got what's potentially the most important interview in my career coming up.

The weather did not feel like being favorable when I asked for fair weather so there's that unfortunate already rip the universe decided to punish me for all my storm spells earlier in the month

Hi! Thank you so much! I wish you the best luck for your job interview ^_^

And I totally understand the weather thing, I live in a place that's always raining and storming haha.

The great thing about luck spells is they are very versatile, and heavily intention based. So whether you use a bunch of herbs and crystals or only a little. It usually has similar effects.

Here's a recipe!

LUCKY LENTIL SOUP

This recipe helps in a change of luck, or gives you that boost you need! Whether it be a job interview, a new work environment, an exam, or if you feel like you've been having terrible luck recently. Give this a try!

Ingredients

Olive Oil

1 yellow onion

1 cup chopped carrots

4 cloves garlic ~ Remove Negative Energy

1 lemon

Salt and pepper

Fresh chopped Dill ~ luck, abundance, success

1 potato, cubed

1 1/2 cup lentils, soaked

2 boxes of chicken stock/vegetable stock

Shredded Kale

Grated Ginger ~ luck, healing, protection, prosperity

Basil flakes or fresh basil ~ prosperity, money, protection, success

1 red bell pepper

One bay leaf ~ luck, protection, wisdom, strength

1 tsp turmeric ~ vitality

1/2 teaspoon ground coriander ~ longevity, prosperity

1 tsp cumin ~ protection

Directions:

On medium heat, cook onion, garlic, red bell pepper, and carrots until fragrant and soft. Add broth, juice of half a lemon, potato, grated ginger (as much as you'd like), basil flakes, bay leaf, turmeric, coriander, salt, pepper, and cumin, along with your lentils. Let it come up to a slow boil, and then simmer for a little over half an hour on a lower heat with a lid on, or until lentils are cooked tender. You can add lemon slices to the top if desired.

Add in shredded kale, and cook until soft. About 3-5 minutes. Add more seasoning and lemon juice if desired.

Top with fresh dill. Enjoy!

Here are a bunch of little tips + a recipe that are pretty cheap to do:

Drinking Chai tea.

Draw some sigils of luck and success onto the fruit or food you are about to eat.

you can sew little sigils on the inside lining of your clothes (that way they stay hidden)

If you drink coffee, you could add a little cinnamon for good luck!

You can make makeshift spell jars with old empty jars, spice bottles, pencil lead containers, or empty mint boxes with anything that is green, a little bit of cinnamon, bay leaf, intention written down on paper, and your favorite crystal. Keep it in a pocket.

Ring magic is pretty nifty if it's subtle for a job interview. Simple things like wearing a ring on your middle(association with intelligence, rationality, and quick thinking), or thumb(Creativity, and inspiration). Bonus points if you give it an intention!

You could burn a green candle while thinking of your intentions.

Saturdays are the best day to cast luck spells

The afternoon is also a really good time for luck and career spells

#witches #witchy #kitchen witch #witch #magick #witches of tumblr #witchcraft #kitchen witch recipes #modern witchcraft #modern witch #luck spell #luck #soup #food #witchblr

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angeliteonfridgeduty · 4 months

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aight which one of you woke up the fucking singularity

alright now actually. this abominaceon right here? That's my silly hc personification of this fandom's favourite silly little eldritch png file that will turn your drones into its cute puppets on purpose.

ye its supposed to look messy as crap. since its basically sorta. kinda a weird mash of oil, centipede, ridiculously thin tentacles and hologram stuff idk

oh and yeah uh this is still a wip lol

idk what else to put here. uhh. umm. soup. soup jar.

#murder drones #art #wip art #murder drones absolute solver #absolute solver #randomly had the urge to write 'absolute soup' right there lmao #yes i know how to spell the word abomination. that part is an intentional eeveelution meme reference #local eldritch png #:]

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taviokapudding · 7 months

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Simon's joke of "soup of theseus" is so damn good & way more layered than most people think.

Okay so first- what is the ship of Theseus?

So amongst his many misadventures and legends the ship of theseus was a ship the Athenians believed connected them to the divine living person that was Theseus. The thing is, he was maybe Poseidon's adopted kid/the King if Athen's son and probably not real (or at least if he did his misadventures were super exaggerated as royals = divity stories are) but the fate the Athenians had for him & Apollo (the 6 labors is a fun legend that explains their connection and what the original ship may have been) was so intense, they would constantly give maintence as a form of religious worship to said ship on the island of Delos (where Apollo's most sacred sancutary is) every year it would dock to pay respects.

Btw we don't need to know the specifics of Theseus but he did infamously slay a minotar and Finn did have a good exchange with the Mannish Man to get the enchiridion aka the book that sets Betty & Simon on the paths they are on now so that's neat af

So if you've ever heard about the ship of Theseus being paradox- it comes from the critique that's always existed about that ship's maintenance & religious practices tldr if you are constantly replacing each rotted and borken part of a ship, is it still the same ship?

The soup is a paradox like the ship

That paradox exists in many many scifi and adventure stories like the Nier series & Ghost in the Shell but in this instance we got to first look at the joke literally. Farm world's Finn's wife's soup is the same as the ship. The original soup farm world HW made no longer exists on a technicality, but the way Finn and his kids continue to add on and consume the soup is exactly like the Athenians. It's about the intent of carrying on the memory and keeping the soup around to honor the dead rather than the soup's original recipe {which also is incredibly sad & imples that farmworld Finn is both coping and never learned the original soup recipe}. It's a beautiful way to honor their dead mom/wife and it makes you wonder if that Finn did die if his kids will continue the practice.

But the paradox goes beyond the soup & into our reality

A lot of people have noticed that Fionna's last name is Campbell and Campbells is a real soup brand that would've been around before the great mushroom war. When Marceline gets sick as a kid, Simon goes great lenghts to get her chicken soup- that only worked out because the primordial version of the Mother Gum assisting {which is extreme Bubbeline foreshadowing}. And in that scene the can low key is a campbell design. But what if I told you there's more?

In Cheers, the tv show Simon is seen constantly watching and referencing throughout the original run of Adventure Time & in the recent Fionna and Cake had Carla Tortelli work at a Canpbell's Factory.

Neat references aside the soup ends the moment the main trio hit the remote button and I have a BA in psychology & interest in childrens media and entertainment that I want to milk for once. Metaphorical intention is beyond relevant episode specifics but actually the foundation of Fionna and Cake when it comes to the paradox.

Simon making the soup of Theseus joke is the main problem Fionna and Cake has to address

If Simon can summon his & Prismo's au from his head without proper MMS (Magic, Madness, and Sadness) where does Simon the human start and Ice King end?

As viewers who grew up alongside the series, the majority of 25+ watchers are finding Simon, older Finn, and Fionna painfully relatable because good fucking god we are all traumatized because of the ongoing pandemic.

If you want to focus on the main topic you can skip this part. But if you want to get very serious for a minute, please stay. The majority of people wont to accept what I just said about the pandemic being ongoing because global governments pretending the pandemic is over, the rise of depression and escapism in real time at a social level at a global level but especially in the US where the series is being made, and the daily interactions we have with most people refusing to mask up {with a violent reaction} when there still isn't a cure for COVID has created the perfect enviroment for most people to not accept change or crave extreme change. Fionna and Cake tackles these 2 very common forms of how depression tends to manifest when it's not fully manic to be displayed through Simon (self isolation from poor coping due to loss, detachment from society, dwelling on the past to the point it effects social interactions, extreme forms of religious practice, etc.) and Fionna/Finn (pretending everything is fine, avoidance, going through the bare minimum motions to survive, escapsim and dream of grandure, not caring about sel preservation, no/lack of self control with sweets/coffee, etc.). And I've noted there's a subset of AT viewers who don't relate or find the depections too real to the point they're upset the show's tone isn't as light hearted as AT. The thing is when a global disabling event happens, unless you were under 10 when it happened and even then it's a 50/50 because you probably did lose or know somebody who did die these last several years, you will have some kind of trauma response to it whether you like it or not. Hell, some of you unknowlingly have a gap in your memory about 2020 specifically due to inconsistent sleep schedules that have nothing to do with the shrinking of the brain mass COVID causes that we all call "brain fog" and now that I pointed it out you're probably going to go stare at a wall for 5 mins {sorry btw, doubly if you have long COVID and this is how you found out what brain fog partially is}. As someone who's been dealing with depression since I was a child, it's okay to be not okay given the last several years and doubly if you've been conscious long enough to see the US freefall into fascism too {which I hope encourages those who weren't aware that's been happening to go look into that because we can't get into it right now}. Because I unfortunately know what manic depression can look like - if you find yourself relating to Simon a little too much during ep 3, please talk to somebody who is licensed and trained to do so {not me, I haven't done suicide prevention work since 2017 and am not licensed- I genuienly won't be enough of a resource} okay? Don't throw away yourself nor change yourself for others only. You need to work to accept the past, move on to live in the present, and change yourself for yourself. It won't be easy and resources are out there to not do it alone, alright?

Becuase of how paradoxial and fluid mental health (espeically undiagnosed depression) can be and how AT has it's own version with MMS, could Simon have unconscious MMS still because of Betty's with without a battery but can't tap into it because of his mental state? And could Ice King as we once knew him even be considered a proper person Simon could return too?

The original wish of why Ice King's appearance & abilities is the way it is IS because of Evergreen's impression on Gunter {Evergreen was one of the ice elementals of the past btw- go watch the original Adventure Time for that context}. So Ice King isn't even an original character, just the crown building off the wishes and manifestations of each bearer by emulating a warped version of Evergreen. And that's the main reason why I speculate Ice Thing aka Gunter the Penguin is chill af to the point he got married and can exist with less gems. His wish didn't build off of power to protect Marceline (Simon) nor the power to copy Evergreen (Original Gunter).

As the main trio jump from connected universe to connected universe, more Simons and crowns will appear that are even more removed from our Ooo's crown and it's version of Ice King or Ice Prince or Winter King will only manifest because of the prior and current wishes made. So if Simon does get a crown that isn't the Ooo crown, will the Ice King that once existed even be THE Ice King he wants to be? And will Simon want to be Ice King or an Ice King when the trio do return to his Ooo?

The crown and it's many versions is a paradox that can only be resolved if Simon and Fionna can work together but also set aside their depression to address what they both really want and what that wish's intention will do to themselves and those around them. In short, shit's deep

I applaud the team for Fionna and Cake for tackling such a layered problem and I'm excited to see how Simon's soup of emotions, Fionna's growth, & magic crown of Theseus is addressed.

#mun post #i probably over analyzed but also didn't do enough to dig deeper #so hopefully if you've seen AT you can fill in the gaps #but also walk away with interesting knowledge and #a weird look into my noggin #and yes im layman terming so much because if we get into specifics ima bore the shit out of y'all #also i hc fionna/finn has adhd & simon is somewhere on the austim spectrum because of how they display their depression - there's overlap #adventure time fionna and cake #spoilers #fionna and cake spoilers #campbells soup #was also a suprise- i knew cheers had a ton of product placement but a whole factory job is such a random reference #adventure time spoilers #simon petrikov #brain rot is getting too real #i wanted to make a tiktok or youtube about this but fandom on there doesn't allow for discourse and yt at fandom prefers facts and lore ove #deep interpretation and speculation- doubly from someone who is also a sorta girl failure with a degree like simon #sorry if there's spelling errors- i prefer mobile tbg #also im not a historian- if I got theseus's lore wrong just know im blaming the victorian historians and google #i prefer reading medical biology sociology and psychology peer reviewed studies over history studies because those obsessed greek and roman #scholarly bitches are actually super annoying to talk to- every discussion literally ends up back to the greco-roman empire and I'm good #i prefer the now and the future than the past because i've learned enough to know how to spot history repeating itself & wanting to address #it while we can and/or while folks still have funding to do so vs the past is full of bs {mostly christian and victorian 'historians'} ya #gotta dig through to get to a semblance that can be adapted to the present- i respect the hussle but I have a limited access of resources t #deep dive theseus and explain him so sorry if you wanted more - like go ask a BS or higher in greek mythology research instead #oh btw for those curious i got a ba in psychology but my interest was pediatrics lgbtq+ and entertainment for those under 18 so y e s I have #too many thoughts about this show and many others but the ongoing worker's strikes are why im not making content #doubly if tiktok does start paying me *is filing to get an income* but y e a h bitch i could keep going if i had more than 30min to recall #all the information i do remember outside of the theseus specifics- i had to pull out my irl dictionary for that because it's been a while

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