#source: reno 911

[incorrect-snkquotes]

Kyo: I'm just worried. You're gonna get in there with Shermie, and she's gonna talk you out of your panties in about 30 seconds flat.

Benimaru: Kyo, in fairness...it's not that hard to talk me out of my panties, no matter who you are.

Kyo: True.

#submission #incorrect quotes #kyo kusanagi #benimaru nikaido #source: reno 911 #mod kyo #queue

[incorrect-night-world-quotes]

Blaise: A guy passed me a note, and it said, "I think you're hot." I passed him a note, and I said, "I don't need you to tell me that."

#night world #night world series #incorrect night world quotes #incorrect quotes #blaise harman #source: Reno 911

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Now that I've sthaid that out loud, it sthounds really sthtupid, stho it probably isn't true.

Daffy Duck 

#daffy duck #source: reno 911

[sinisterstyle]

NEW INFO ON THE SERIES

Source

BURBANK, Calif., Sept. 26, 2022 /PRNewswire/ -- Nickelodeon and Mattel today revealed a sneak peek clip and official key art for the original animated series Monster High, which will premiere in the U.S. on Friday, Oct. 28 at 7:00 p.m. (ET/PT) on Nickelodeon. The comedy-adventure series following the teenage children of famous monsters will also debut in Canada, the UK and Australia later this year on Nickelodeon and Paramount+, and in additional international territories in 2023.

Also announced today is an all-star lineup of additional voice talent:

Ken Marino (Reno 911!) as Dracula – Dracula is about 4,000 years old and Draculaura's dad. He wants to be a good father but does not always have the necessary tools for the job.

Felicia Day (Mystery Science Theater 3000) as Ghoulia Yelps – Curious, clever, and with ultra-fast fingers, Ghoulia is a zombie and the top gamer at Monster High.

Valeria Rodriquez (The Valley of Tears) as Spectra Vondergeist – This ghostly girl makes up for her translucent appearance by being super chatty. She just wants to be seen!

Scott Menville (Teen Titans Go!) as Romulus – Romulus is the current head of the were pack at Monster High, though he's still got a bit of learning and growing to do.

Cole Massie (Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers) as Finnegan Wake – Charming and chill, Finnegan is a merman who uses a wheelchair to get around on land. He has a beautiful singing voice, just like his aunties, the sirens.

Victoria T Washington (Dropouts) as Howleen – Howleen is a natural leader who values integrity over the pack mindset and always speaks her mind.

Jordan R. Coleman (A Million Little Things) as Manny Taur – Big, bull-headed Manny looks like a brute, but he's the gentlest kid at school. With his penchant for solving puzzles, he's one of the only students that can compete with Draculaura for honors as a top student.

Krystina Alabado (Sesame Street Mecha Builders) as Nefera De Nile – Nefera is the mummy who has it all – beauty, popularity, royalty, and a heart of gold (literally, she dipped her heart in gold and keeps it in a jar).

The all-new series (26 episodes) follows Clawdeen Wolf, Draculaura, Frankie Stein, and Deuce Gorgon, as they discover who they are, embrace their differences, and learn to be fierce and fearless at the one place they all belong: Monster High.

#monster high #g3 cartoon

[ansonmountdaily]

Anson Mount's Captain Pike and Tawny Newsome's Ensign Mariner appear in Paramount+'s new commercial

For Paramount+'s Big Game commercial, Sylvester Stallone and his daughters Sophia, Scarlet and Sistine set up camp on Paramount Mountain, along with some other familiar faces (Dora The Explorer, Captain Pike, Ensign Mariner, Lieutenant Dangle, and Beavis and Butt-Head). Can Sly make it to the top of Sylvester Stallone Face? There's only one way to find out...

Stream Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, Star Trek: Lower Decks, Beavis and Butt-Head, RENO 911! and Dora the Explorer on Paramount+.

Source: Official clip

#star trek strange new worlds #strange new worlds #star trek lower decks #star trek #anson mount #captain pike #christopher pike #tawny newsome #sylvester stallone #*edit #love the humour! #pike's all OK TEAM WHAT'S THE MISSION #gathering everyone around him #and things unravel rapidly yet again #under his watch as usual #his face slipping into O_o territory #is SENDING ME #pike's O_o face is becoming #his signature look :D

[omniversalobservations]

Paramount+ (2024)

In a newly released ad for Paramount+—the streaming service formerly known as CBS All Access—the company continues the odd storyline that all the various characters and stars of different Paramount-owned franchises are climbing the giant mountain seen in the company’s famous logo. This time, a group consisting of Drew Barrymore, Sir Patrick Stewart, Halo’s Master Chief, Arnold, Lt. Dangle from Reno 911!, and Knuckles, among others, are trying to scale a large cliff wall to reach…I don’t know, the next commercial. Miami Dolphins quarterback Tua Tagovailoa is trying to toss a grappling hook up the cliff wall to give everyone a way up the mountain. But he can’t do it. That’s when Patrick Stewart recommends tying the rope to Arnold—who has a football-shaped head—and tossing the animated child at the mountain. At this point, Stewart takes off his jacket to reveal an old-timey football costume and helmet and tells Drew Barrymore to shut up, and Creed starts playing “Can You Take Me Higher.” Folks, I’m not making any of this up. This is a real ad. I feel like I need to step in here and remind you all of that fact. Anyway, eventually Stewart chucks Arnold, after kissing his head softly, up the mountain and…(spoilers!) fails. Arnold slams into the rockface, likely crushing every one of his cartoon bones in the process, and the group hits upon the next beloved character to attempt throwing at the cliff. Some might find this ad funny. And I’ll fully admit that Stewart is doing a bang-up job of being a weirdo old guy with a bad idea. But I also watched this trailer and felt a sense of dread. Companies today don’t see things like Star Trek or Halo as pieces of art made by creators. Instead, they are simply bits of IP that can be tossed into a blender to create some corporation’s next streaming service. Why are these characters hanging out? What do they have in common? Why is this happening? “Stop asking questions,” says Paramount’s marketing team and execs. “Instead, just be amazed and delighted by all the IP and CONTENT we own. Isn’t that rad?” I don’t think so. The continued consolidation of pop culture is actually really depressing. The reality that in 2024 a single company can own so much of our collective art is scary. It seems like 90% of film and TV are owned by Disney, Universal, Paramount, or a few other big players. And if one of them decides to consume another, as Disney did to Fox, even more of pop culture gets shoved into one box owned by one greedy company that can decide, on a whim, to cancel shows, remove movies from streaming services, or use beloved characters as pawns in their content wars. And that all sucks, even if it was funny to watch Patrick Stewart kiss Arnold on the head. Source: Kotaku

(images via YouTube)

#commercials #Star Trek #Hey Arnold! #Dora the Explorer #Reno 911 #Sonic #Halo

[cartoonscientist]

so uh inappropriately intellectual fan theory considering the source material time I guess??

Terry Bernardino from Reno 911 is characterized as a pathological liar on the fan wiki, but honestly I’d always interpreted him as being on the schizo spectrum, probably schizoaffective disorder, especially because he’s confirmed to be the son of a billionaire and has access to money but spends his time rollerskating around talking shit

source: I was an unmedicated schizoaffective queer man and one of my favorite activities was quad skating while doing stream of consciousness comedy with anyone who would engage me, it’s basically stimming for people whose brain is naturally on cocaine (Chronic Cocaine Brain) for 25-50% of their daily lives

going with this, it’s possible he doesn’t even realize he’s gay and in the closet because he has a severe lack of interception and self-insight

#cw drugs #schizoaffective

[incorrectcommunication]

Naruse: A girl passed me a note, and it said, “I think you’re hot.” Naruse: And I passed her a note, and I said, “I don’t need you to tell me that.”

(Source: Reno 911)

#naruse shisuto #ase shibuki #incorrect quotes #komi san can't communicate #incorrect komi quotes

[spoilertv]

#SpoilerTV

[bugjizmsquawk]

So, how am I supposed to feel now? Is is that I am so desperately attracted to this person because she looks exactly like my favorite actor Michael Shannon?

Oh, the urge to blast out daddy's face must be strong which causes one to ponder after the potentiality of sexual abuse gone on far to long. She had to have a reason, right? What if that reason is his routine fingering of his precious little angel? Should he not be vanquished and who better to administer the killer blow than his perennial victim? So, why blast away the kid brother? What role could he have possibly played in her torment?

How long did she contemplate her final expression and the methodology of the action which will lead to her lifetime incarceration? Was wasting the potential source of her anguish worth losing her freedom over? She turns me on in a most peculiar way which likely has its impetus in my attraction to Michael Shannon which remains rather profound.

#Mashenka Reid #Michael Shannon #young killer #patricide #sexy killer #sweet and tender hooligan #the smiths #morrissey

[laresearchette]

Friday, December 16, 2022 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: THE APOLOGY (AMC+/Shudder) LITVINENKO (AMC+/Sundance Now) IF THESE WALLS COULD SING (Disney + Star) FROM THE SOURCE (discovery +) THE KINDNESS PROJECT (discovery +) RANCH TO TABLE (discovery +) STOREFRONT STORIES (discovery +) METALLICA PRESENTS: THE HELPING HANDS CONCERT (Paramount +) JOE BOB’S GHOULTIDE GET-TOGETHER (Shudder) SEX DIARIES (HBO Canada) 11:00pm/11:30pm   WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT? 90TH ANNUAL HOLLYWOOD CHRISTMAS PARADE (CW Feed) DR. PIMPLE POPPER: WITH EVERY CYST-MAS CARD I WRITE (Premiering on December 17 at 3:00pm (actually it premiered on December 15, one day earlier than in the U.S. and I missed it.)) A CHRISTMAS TO TREASURE (Premiering on December 18 on Lifetime Canada at 8:00pm) HOLIDAY HERITAGE (Premiering on December 21 on Lifetime Canada at 7:00pm)

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

AMAZON PRIME CANADA ABOUT FATE ELEITA (Season 1) INFINITE

CBC GEM THE FALL OF THE AMERICAN EMPIRE

CRAVE TV ALL MY PUNY SORROWS ANGELIQUE’S ISLE A CANDY COATED CHRISTMAS CHARLOTTE CHRISTMAS IN PARADISE DINE YOUR SIGN (Season 1) HOLLOW IN THE LAND THE NEW ROMANTIC RENO 911! (Season 7)

DISNEY + STAR LE PUPILLE MUPPETS MOST WANTED (Sing-Along Version)

NETFLIX CANADA BARDO, FALSE CHRONICLE OF A HANDFUL OF TRUTHS COOK AT ALL COSTS DANCE MONSTERS FAR FROM HOME PARADISE PD: PART 4 PRIVATE LESSON THE RECRUIT A STORM FOR CHRISTMAS SUMMER JOB THE VOLCANO: RESCUE FROM WHAKAARI

A KINDHEARTED CHRISTMAS (CTV Life) 7:00pm: To capture the holiday spirit, Jaime anonymously gives gifts to those in need. Word spreads and people in town wonder who this "Secret Santa" is. She remains anonymous and meets Scott. Jamie tries to keep her secret and pursue a new romance.

PULSE (APTN) 7:00pm: Meet Cameron Fraser-Monroe, a Tla'amin dance artist and choreographer who combines classical ballet and hoop dance in his performances. In this episode, he premieres a contemporary interpretation of Flames of Fire.

NBA BASKETBALL (TSN/TSN3/TSN4) 7:30pm: Raptors vs. Nets (SN1) 7:30pm: Warriors vs. 76ers (SN Now) 8:00pm: Knicks vs. Bulls (TSN/TSN4/TSN5) 10:00pm: Bucks vs. Mavericks (SN1) 10:00pm: Nuggets vs. Lakers

IT'S A VERY MERRY MUPPET CHRISTMAS MOVIE (CBC) 8:00pm:  Kermit tries to save the theater from a banker (Joan Cusack) who wants to demolish it and open a trendy nightclub.

#XMAS (W Network) 8:00pm:  When interior designer Jen is selected for a social media competition for a design brand, she poses as an influencer with her best friend playing her husband and her nephew as her baby.

CHRISTMAS BY THE BOOK (Super Channel Heart & Home) 8:00pm: A romance expert conceals her recent breakup and asks a morning show producer to pretend they are a couple before she is exposed as a fraud. When he agrees, she never expects to find herself falling for him.

NHL HOCKEY (SN) 9:00pm: Blues vs. Flames

CROSS COUNTRY CAKE OFF (CTV) 9:00pm: The search for Canada's best holiday cake maker continues at the historic Casa Loma estate in downtown Toronto, Ont; eight cake makers from Canada's most populated region arrive with cakes in hand.

A SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL (Global) 9:00pm: A star-studded collection of "Saturday Night Live's" hilarious Christmas-themed sketches from various seasons, including D... in a Box, Schweddy Balls, Elf on the Shelf, A Christmas Carol and many more.

ALL MY PUNY SORROWS (Crave) 9:00pm: A struggling writer returns to her hometown after hearing about her sister's failed suicide attempt.

CANADA'S DRAG RACE: CANADA VS. THE WORLD (Crave 2) 9:00pm: The queens star in the blockbuster film "Spy Queens"; guest judge Joe Zee.

CHRISTMAS IN PARADISE (Starz Canada)  9:00pm:  Three quirky sisters enjoy some fun in the sun when they reunite with their estranged father in the Caribbean during the holidays.

NLL LACROSSE (TSN/TSN3) 10:00pm: Roughnecks vs. Warriors

CHRIS WATTS, COLORADO KILLER DAD: THE FRIENDS SPEAK (Super Channel Fuse)  10:00pm:  Chris and Shanann Watts were by all accounts the perfect couple with two perfect children; in 2018, the family was shattered by the disappearance and murder of Shanann and the kids at the hands of Chris himself.

CHARLOTTE (Crave) 10:50pm:  Charlotte Salomon, a young German-Jewish painter, flees Berlin on the eve of the Second World War and attempts to reinvent herself in the South of France.

#cdntv #cancon #canadian tv listings #canadian tv #pulse #cross country cake off #canada's drag race #nba basketball #nhl hockey #nll lacrosse

[incorrect-snkquotes]

Shingo, having been accidentally shot in the hand: [wailing]

Kyo: Hang on, I'm gonna suck the bullet out

Shingo: I don't want you to suck it out, I want to go to the hospital!

Kyo: Do you want to go to the hospital, or do you want me to suck it out?!

Benimaru: Just for fun, I'm gonna call the paramedic

#submission #incorrect quotes #shingo yabuki #kyo kusanagi #benimaru nikaido #source: reno 911 #mod kyo #kyo no!!!!! #queue

[xiiiwayfinders]

Roxas, after meeting the rest of the Organization: They seem like really nice people. Axel: No, no they're not nice at all. They're horrible people.

#kingdom hearts #roxas #axel #do not tag as ship #organization xiii #source: reno 911 #incorrect kh quotes #incorrect kingdom hearts quotes #kingdom hearts incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[superbabetotherescue]

Conner, after meeting the rest of the Batfam: They seem like really nice people

Tim: No, no they're not nice at all. They're horrible people.

#conner kent #Kon-El #Superboy #tim drake #red robin #robin #specifically jason and damian and maybe bruce #tim is like no fuck those guys lmao #source: reno 911 #again #i'm watching reno 911 with my family rn so be prepared for more of these #when i watch any given show i just use it for incorrect #quotes and that's it #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfam #incorrect supersons #supersons #batfam #batfamily #dc #dcu #Super Babe Original Content #super babe: incorrect

[incorrectsoukokuquotes]

Yosano: I think that Chuuya is a good match for Dazai. Because, you know he's a killer, and Dazai wants to kill himself.

Ranpo: But he can't ever really do it. He don't succeed.

Yosano: So Chuuya could be there to give him the extra little push he needs. He'd be the one going "Go ahead and do it." Kind of like a Death Leprechaun.

Ranpo: Dude, that would be a wicked cool name for a band.

#source: reno 911 #i have a new drug #its called yosano and ranpo's friendship #and i'm high on it #yosano akiko #bsd yosano #Edogawa Ranpo #bsd ranpo #Nakahara Chuuya #bsd chuuya #dazai x chuuya #Dazai Osamu #bsd dazai #soukoku #incorrect quotes #incorrect bungou stray dogs #incorrect bsd quotes #incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #bungou stray dogs

[jipuragi]

Cha-young: Vincenzo passed me a note and it said "I think you're hot."

Cha-young: So I passed him a note and it said, "I don't need you to tell me that."

#source: reno 911 #vincenzo #vincenzo kdrama #vincenzo incorrect quotes #chayenzo