#soviet memes

[salvation-within-the-void]

Picture this, Jigsaw as a Soviet

Privyet Comrade, we want to play a game.

You claim to be a party supporter, a citizen that loves their nation and serves their country. Yet you criticise the leaders who guide our nation. You are a troskyist and a reductionist. Now we will see how much reduction your limbs can take before you realise your future depends on us.

Live or die comrade, make your choice.

#jigsaw #saw trap #saw #soviet memes #shitty saw traps #threat #threat tw

[thetrashpalace]

I had a brilliant idea pop in my head.

#meme #funny #funny memes #memes #ussr #ussr references #in soviet russia #soviet memes #communism #stalin #stalin meme #dont starve #I worked hard on this.

[victusinveritas]

#stanislav petrov #soviet memes

[pixoplanet]

It's September 5th. On this day in 1958, Boris Pasternak’s historical novel "Doctor Zhivago" was published in America. The book was set during the tumultuous period of the Russian Revolution and World War I. Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev argued that it romanticized the pre-Revolution Russian upper class and degraded the peasants and workers who fought against the czarist regime. He banned the book in the Soviet Union, but it became an instant classic throughout the rest of the world and won Pasternak the Nobel Prize for Literature.

Pasternak experienced very little of the fame and glory that ordinarily accompanies a Nobel Prize, however. Khrushchev refused to let Pasternak accept his award and expelled him from the Soviet Writers Union to boot, effectively ending his writing career. Pasternak died two years later. "Doctor Zhivago," on the other hand, refused to die. In 1965, influential British director David Lean made the best seller into a blockbuster Hollywood movie starring Egyptian actor Omar Sharif in the title role.  In 1987, Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev righted Khrushchev's wrongs. He posthumously readmitted Pasternak into the Writer's Union and allowed his book to be published in his homeland. ☮️ Peace… Jamiese of Pixoplanet

#pixoplanet #jamiese #ukraine #russia #moscow #kremlin #putin #red square #soviet union #ussr #communism #history #soviet memes #history memes #stalin #russian memes #cold war #communism memes #lenin #ussr memes #stalin memes #red army #russia memes #marxism #russian revolution #doctor zhivago #czar #gorbachev #siberia

[sovietpostcards]

"At first you're young and energetic, and then you sit on the edge of your bed like this"

#russian memes #soviet cartoons

[disgruntledexplainer]

possibly the funniest way for communism to fail in any nation ever

#history #history memes #poland #solidarity #catholic #soviet union #russia

[springsteens]

#stolen meme again but its so real #meme #posted by me #eastern europe #(my tag for post soviet block before any of you get butthurt again) #czech republic #slovakia #slavic

[yardsards]

i just made possibly the weirdest 40 dollars of my entire life

so my landlord died recently and his son inherited everything all of a sudden. and there's this huge storage shed out behind my apartment building that the dude's been cleaning out the past few weeks

and i was taking my cat out for a walk and i see him there and we start shootin' the shit. and he's like "yeah, i locked my keys in the shed, don't know what i'm gonna do now. i'm gonna replace the doors soon anyway but i'm not sure how to break in"

and my cat decides it's time to go back inside so i grab my lockpick set and go out there and i tell him i can try to jimmy the lock open, but i'm only experienced with padlocks.

then i realize i probably sound like a criminal. but telling him the real reason i taught myself this (being a d&d nerd and also briefly getting into lockpickinglawyer's videos) sounds fake as FUCK. so i decide i need to make up a lie that sounds more believable than the truth. tell him my dad had really bad adhd and lost his keys to the barn a lot (that is true) and that he taught himself how to pick locks to let himself in and passed that down to me (that is false)

so i start picking the lock and it takes a few tries. i've only practiced on one lock so it's hard to get a feel for a new one, especially a (mildly rusty) door lock like that. but i eventually get it and we get the door to open.

and he starts thanking me a ton and telling me how cool it is that i could do that. and i just accept the praise, feeling glad that i got to make someone's day better. and then he hands me 40 bucks because "a locksmith would've charged me way more than that, and probably not been able to come til tomorrow"

#eliot posts #this sounds like an everybody clapped fake story but no sometimes life is just that fuckin bizarre #i own a cloak and can pick locks #you'd think i was and rpg character but no #i am just actually autistic #then again lbr lots of rpg characters are ALSO hella autistic #do you remember those old ''in soviet russia''/russian reversal memes? #in soviet russia landlord pays you

[nickpeppermint]

In case you didn't know: This is Chilchuck

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #Chilchuck #Chilchuck Tims #Cheburashka #Soviet cartoon #meme #shitpost #this is by all means literally him

[troythecatfish]

#tumblr memes #memes #meme #meme humor #memesdaily #russian memes #space memes #funny memes #funny because it's true #funny but true #shitpost #ussr #soviet union #humour #humor #funny #funny stuff #funny post #funny shit #funny content #ha ha funny #funny meme haha #history memes #history humour #history shitposting

[omgitssvpernxva]

meme number 28

i actually made this meme im so proud of myself

#best memes #dank memes #funny #funny memes #funny shit #haha #humor #meme #relatable memes #soviet #soviet union #ussr #terraria #terraria soundtrack

[slightly-unsure-buryatwoman]

Jumped on the hype train in time😎

#soviet cartoons #kievnauchfilm #alice in wonderland #treasure island #return to treasure island #treasure island 1988 #crossover #алиса в стране чудес #остров сокровищ #frauella #frau ella #redraw #barbie movie 2023 #meme

[thesovietonion77]

this is shit

Stupid fucking meme, i hate this manipulative dorito whore

#puppet boy #puppet boy meme #sun and moon show #sams #tsams #tsams au #click for quality #servant sun #lord eclipse #lord eclipse au #sams au #the sun and moon show #aaaaaaaa #ulmr #posts by the soviet onion #the grand occult #rays tgo #lord myrik tgo #myrik tgo #tgo #🧅 #Plz go to my askblog and ask questions plz #In my intro post

[unhonestlymirror]

N.B. Ukraine changes her hair to blonde when she's being genocided and to black when she restores herself. Based on the fact that some Ukrainians grow out from blonde-blue-eyed to black-hair-black-eyed.

#Wrapping Holodomor and other soviet occupation stuff into meme format so it's easier digested by tumblr users #historical hetalia #hws ukraine #aph ukraine

[s-dei]

Nemmy x Dr. Livesey meme 💫=💀

#resident evil #nemesis #nemesis t type #nemesis re #re tyrant #dr livesey meme #treasure island #soviet treasure island #meme #2023

[sovietpostcards]

"What is your guys' favourite childhood trauma from Nu Pogodi?"

#russian memes #soviet cartoons #mine are the robot and the harvester #and the rope #oh and the metro gates #i don't think i ever got over the gates