Sam: hey Cass! I made you a drivers licence to go with your truck. Kind of a tradition between me and Dean that when you first drive by yourself you get one with your real name. Well, I guess two people isn't much of a tradition, but, here! I know it's a bit late but, y'know, there was a lot going on.
Cas: thank you that's very.............[squints at the details] the name is wrong.
Sam: Oh, well, you needed a surname and I thought Winchester would be-
Cas: No, that's fine. But my name is Cas.
Sam: Yeah, I put Cass.
Cas: No, it's Cas. With one S. My name is Castiel. Can you not- do you not know how to spell my name? Sam, if you need to borrow Jack's reading books, you just need to ask him, he'd be happy to help you.
Sam: Wh- dude I know how to spell! But we've been spelling your name as Cass-two-Ss this entire time. That's how you spell Cass!
Cas: We? As in, both of you? And - not Bobby surely? He knew how to spell my name?
Sam: Look, look, look I can prove it. [Pulls out his Blackberry that he's kept since 2009 and scrolls up a text chain with Dean] Look, "CASS said we're all boned." That's like two days after he met you.
Cas: I- this is...ah I understand. You faked this. You're doing a prank on me. Some sort of Gabriel-esque unreality game. I will not be fooled again, as I was when you showed me the video of "house hippos". Well played, Sam, but not well enough.
Sam: I'm not- urgh, [calling out] DEAN
Dean [yelling back from the kitchen] YEAH?
Sam: HOW DO YOU SPELL CASS? ONE S OR TWO?
Dean: HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN HIM, MAN? IT RHYMES WITH ASS. TWO.
Sam: see? And Dean gave you that name so really, he's the authority. You're Cass.
Cas:
Sam:
Cas:
Sam:
Cass, resigned: our partnership has been built on a foundation of misunderstanding and foolishness. But still we must endure. Thank you for the card. Samm.
Samm: You're welcome. Hey. Did you just feel like a, reverberation in the universe? Like something small but significant has changed?
Cass: No.
Samm: Ah, that's a relief.
Deen: HEY EVERYBODY, COME GET SOME LUNCH.
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the marauders are the most dramatic ppl ever.
james 'acts like the world is ending and everyone he loves has died everytime he loses a quidditch match' potter
sirius 'declares life pointless to the entire school and decides to make it everyone's problem when zonko's runs out of stink bombs' black
remus 'stutters, drops everything, throws up, trips down seven flights of stairs at the mere mention of his crush' lupin
peter 'got shouted at by madame pince on his first day and decided to spend the next seven years pissing her off as much as possible' pettigrew
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something really cool about decked out is that bc it keeps the hermits in close proximity in the waiting room and also they're all doing the same thing for the most part, we are getting a TON of hermit interactions. i know hermits helping hermits is a thing but i dont watch streams, so this is like christmas for me. its also made me go seek out content by hermits i dont usually watch which really speaks to the cultural impact of decked out 2 on hermitcraft where you hear about other hermits doing xyz thing in their run either from tango or a different hermit or just other hermitblrs and youre like hey i wanna go see that! ive watched gem's, hypno's, false's, and scar's episodes and its been so cool to branch out a little. i probably wont stick with it for long if only because keeping up with the uhh four or five hermits i watch normally is a full time job and also bc sometimes their content just doesnt vibe with me, i know some people MIGHT. so tango is actively helping people discover other hermits through this game. i can't speak highly of it enough.
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I'm apparently just a bloodweave brain worms guy now
but OK, a lot of us have seen the idea exploring "Gale is using a glamor spell to give him the dehydrated pack of Hawaiian rolls abs we see in-game"
so picture Gale eventually dropping the glamor and everyone either doesn't say anything because it isn't their business, they straight up don't care, or they are quietly supportive/happy for him
but then Astarion finds out, sees his de-glamored, softer body, and he is pissed
"We have a half a dozen things want to kill us at any given moment, and you were using your energy on a glamor spell? When you look like that? I didn't think you were that particular brand of idiot."
To which Gale is Massively Offended because EXCUSE you, and they end up snapping at each other and getting in an argument
("--none of your business what I do with--" "Oh, on the CONTRARY. Unless that's a cantrip, and I'm godsdamned sure it isn't, I'd say your waste of our resources to survive are one hundred percent my business--")
and then later Gale is in his tent fuming remembering the argument but then goes. Wait a Fucking Second
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