I'm aware Soap isn't actually short, but damn the camera angles do not help him out💀💀
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One of those "shortstack of a man" characters I created in the past
I named him Galactic Maintenance Dan (or just "Galactic Dan" for short) but I redrew him more stockier for that full shortstack man effect
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Jude: I think I wanna do ballet.
[Ivan chuckled, tightening Jude’s laces with a swift yank]
Jude: Don’t laugh! Boys can do that too-.. right?
Ivan: Y’can do anythin’ y’want, bud.
Jude: I wouldn’t have to wear a tutu, would I?
Ivan: Not unless y’wanted to.
Jude: I don’t think I wanna wear anything frilly-.. none of the men in the video I found were wearing one.
Ivan: Been doin’ some research, eh?
[Ivan tried to hide it, but he couldn’t wipe the grin off his face completely]
Jude: You’re still laughing!
Ivan: I ain’t! It’s just-.. you wouldn’t suddenly be interested in ballet ‘cause a certain lil’ lady J is, would ya?
Jude: No!
Ivan: Right.
Jude: Do you think she’d be impressed though?
Ivan: What d’you reckon-.. would you be impressed if someone faked an interest in somethin’ you liked?
[Jude supposed not, causing him to frown thoughtfully]
Jude: Oh-.. maybe not.
Ivan: In my experience, folk like it better when you don’t pretend.
Jude: I thought that’s what boys are supposed to do? They’re always tryna impress girls in movies n’ stuff, and Gavin’s always telling everyone about the amazing stuff he does or buying mom fancy things that make her squeal.
Ivan: I wouldn’t pay much mind t’all that nonsense, bud.
Ivan: The best way t’make friends is t’spend time with folk n’ be yourself-.. the odd compliment here n’ there wouldn’t go amiss though, hm?
[Ivan chuckled to himself as he guided Jude’s wobbling form toward the roller rink-.. ballet, pfha!]
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GUSTAVO AS EITHER 7 OR 4 PLEAAE
Or both if you want /nf
*finger guns* [pew pew pew]
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connor not you calling the geriatric BOWSER??!??!
sorry but….
and……..
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