#straight rum

[transexualpirate]

rum has no right being the best drink to ever exist in the history of drinks

#straight rum #cuba libre #daikiri #literally so good #oouhhghhggg #mine #not to be taken seriously #personal #cw alcohol

[iscariotapologist]

big day for the jesus was trans crowd

#happy tdov i have to put on my cissona to go to easter lunch at the casino in order to fulfill the social rituals #slightly obnoxious but i will pregame (chug rum straight from the bottle) and hope the food is good #me

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I feel like barnabys favorite drink (alcoholic) might be a old fashioned? And non alcoholic mixed drink. Might be a Shirley temple. (Which Is my favorite non alcoholic mixed drink!)

(Of course this is all my opinion! But yea!

he Does feel like a classy guy, huh? but who's to say! Who's. To. Say...

#ohhhh dont say shirley temple thats one of my favs as well.... #dont put that thought in my head... #oh what i wouldnt do for one rn. its been so long </3 #catch me going to the bar and getting one of those instead of Anything else #rambles from the bog #but yeah. who knows maybe he'd enjoy just plain whiskey #a nice Quality bourbon perhaps... #we're probably way off the mark here! #no wait he seems to have a sweet tooth given his hotdog order... as well as a lack of tastebuds... #idk. you know that guy who makes hellish alcohol concoctions in bathtubs. bathtub jungle juice #maybe barn would enjoy That. absolutely absurd concept.... #but as always! what do i know! #lmfao im picturing him swirling whipped cream on whiskey aaslcnjalscnslkd + a cherry.... maybe some sprinkles.... #actually that doesnt sound too bad. hm. #we Do have whiskey i think... maybe ill have some fun tomorrow #nah actually im not a big fan of straight whiskey #im more of a rum guy... maybe ill do that to some Rum...

[princess-pathetic-112898]

So I may or may not be currently hyperfixating on Cats after finally seeing it live (fantastic production btw the 2022-23 cast is so good) and looking back on the Boschian nightmare that is the 2019 film, you know what the worst thing they did was? And I mean the WORST thing. It wasn’t turning sweet & matronly Jennyanydots into Rebel Wilson scissoring the camera. It wasn’t shoving poor Victoria into the role of protagonist in a musical that’s designed not to have a protagonist. It wasn’t the horrific MoCap suits (but I do still feel so bad for the VFX team that got thrown under the bus). It wasn’t even James Corden existing. I will go to my grave insisting that the movie’s greatest sin was, in fact, the straightwashing. Tom Hooper took my beautiful boys-

And hit them with the hetero ray. How fucking dare he. The movie’s understanding of Tugger is so goddamn surface level it makes my head spin. Their version of him is a flirt and nothing else, and that isn’t actually the case in the musical. Like, for all his strutting and, ahem, gyrating, that Rum Tum Tugger isn’t actually all that interested in the girl cats who fawn over him is made pretty clear in his big number. But who DOES he show an interest in, in just about every version of the stage show?

The movie adds insult to injury by still giving the “Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore” line to Mistoffelees, but then changing the context to make it no homo. Rather than Misto playfully teasing Tugger, he’s now acting jealous & trying to dissuade Victoria from taking an interest in Tugger. Because the film is so committed to convincing us that this guy is straight-

that they wrote up a romantic arc for him out of whole cloth WITH HIS SISTER GUYS THEY WERE SO AFRAID OF GAY CATS THEY PAIRED HIM OFF WITH HIS SISTER. I know the film versions of their characters aren’t related (probably because Hooper & co didn’t know they were canonically siblings because they didn’t do their homework because they didn’t care they just wanted that awards bait)- but still what the actual fuck? No gays allowed but you can kiss your sibling. Truly a movie for Alabamans.

#fan post #fan rant #cats the musical #cats 1998 #cats 2019 #cats 2022 #rum tum tugger #mister mistoffelees #mr. mistoffelees #tuggoffelees #straight washing cw #lgbtqia

[flewtooclosetothesun-inc]

i went searching on youtube for versions of the rtt i haven’t seen and i found these instead

#i just think ppl need to see these #i genuinely laughed at the fingers in his ass video for like 5 mins straight #cats musical #cats the musical #rum tum tugger #the rum tum tugger #Youtube

[sometipsygnostalgic]

seeing u in my notes was a lot different before i read homestuck

now you know my secret - i am a homestuck blog!

one of my biggest university memories is getting absolutely blasted on morgan's spiced rum and playing mario kart 7 on my sister's 3ds during my first year in halls... i had a binge drinking habit, and i loved roxy a lot and my housemates were on my case for my drinking, so i felt i could relate to her. also she's pink and cat themed and loves the nintendos. she has it all.

#roxy lalonde #homestuck #my art #ive been thinking about the 3ds a lot recently you can thank Scott The Woz for that #ive been so fucking bored ive just binged all that guys videos #i used to be able to take half a large bottle of rum during my uni days #often drank it straight if i ran out of coke or fanta #but now im a complete lightweight! #a can of ale or a glass of wine will get me hammered #which is a good thing imo #alcohol is bad

[my-exmo-life]

|| TW for Mormonism, internalised fatphobia, discussions of fatphobia and diets, negative self talk ||

Pls excuse me I’m mildly tipsy (but not tipsy enough that I can’t add a TW bc we respect people here on this blog)

You know what we don’t talk about enough? The idealisation of thinness in the Mormon church.

All the aesthetics and ideals are of these size 0 blonde white women and, shockingly, that’s harmful.

I discovered this week that wearing a skirt is triggering for me bc it makes me look a little bigger and makes my belly relax from the default “must suck in”.

IM NOT EVEN OVERWEIGHT.

I’m a little “bigger” than I “should be” according to society but dear fucking god who cares?? Call the goddamn police, I guess it’s a crime to love food.

I bought a beautiful skirt. It’s got kinda witchy vibes. These cool suns and moons and it’s so breathable and comfy. I wore it work. AND GUESS FUCKING WHAT. I was uncomfortable all day.

I looked fucking amazing even tho I was just at work. But my stomach said lol nope you don’t get to be comfy without suffering.

I’ve taken to just measuring the waists of pants I want to buy so I don’t have to try them on (usually works just fine) so I did that to a pair of jeans I was wanting to buy (I’d already bought a smaller size that didn’t fit and I was doing a great job feeling neutral about having to size up)

So I measured the waist and saw it should fit but out of paranoia I measured my own and IT HAD GONE UP 10 FUCKING CENTIMETRES.

So I tried the jeans on anyway bc hey, why not, I feel like shit anyway. And it was too tight. Logically I know I was just bloated and shit but there was that little voice in my head that was going “fat, gross, disgusting, whale, etc”

And it sounded just like all the Mormon women that came before me. My mom. My grandmother. My aunt. All women I love and adore and who I don’t have a single memory of when they weren’t on a diet.

I hate that fat phobia is so baked into this religion. I’ve been out for going on 3 years and it’s still fucking affecting me. I can’t wear my beautiful new skirt because it fucks me up too much.

I’m planning to deprogram myself so I can just wear the fucking skirt but I have no idea how long it’ll take. I’ll do it tho. I know that much.

Also guess what. I measured my waist again the next morning. Back down ten centimetres.

If we ever want girls and women and just people in general to feel even slightly normal about their bodies we need to teach them about weight fluctuations and that they’re normal.

I know through experience and research that they’re normal. But I still felt like shit in that moment. It’s just fatphobia, plain and simple.

#exmo #exmormon #exmo stuff #I have not edited this well I just know it #blame it on the rum #centimetres telling on me #I’m not from the usa who could have guessed #I want to fight people #please let this reach the right audience or just go straight into the void idc anymore

[xolaanii]

"Come on, you sleepy beast." A PLAGUE TALE: REQUIEM | CHAPTER II

#vg: a plague tale requiem #c: hugo de rune #c: amicia de rune #a plague tale requiem #aptredit #aptr #amicia de rune #hugo de rune #i love them so much #sometimes i remember this game and i get the urge to drink rum straight out of the bottle #aartyom #userarklay #gamingdaily #gamingnetwork #gamingedit #videogameedit #valedits

[munkustance]

Munkustrap & Alonzo: *kissing*

Tugger & Mistoffelees: *kissing*

Mungojerrie & Coricopat: *kissing*

Bombalurina: All the hot guys are either taken or gay.

Pouncival: I AM RIGHT HERE!

#in that one universe where Bomba is straight #cuz that bi icon has tons of options #im 100% taking this from Pouncival rubbing his ass on Bomba #cats the musical #cats 1998 #munkustrap #alonzo cats #alonzostrap #rum tum tugger #mr mistoffelees #tuggoffelees #mungojerrie #coricopat #coricojerrie #bombalurina #pouncival #incorrect quotes #incorrect jellicle quotes #my post

[zombiepatch]

drinking spiked eggnog. i've just learned that i do NOT like eggnog but i don't wanna waste it so uh. bottoms up i guess 💀

#miles txt #this tastes like medicine in the worst way possible #>_> BELUGH i shoulda just had straight rum this is. rancid

[robocatfan]

Happy 2 anniversary to NSR!

Here’s some old stuff i made when i was active on the fandom.

#ma stuff #nsr #no straight roads #nsr neon j #neon j #1010 #nsr 1010 #nsr zuke #dj subatomic supernova #nsr mayday #onionshipping #yes i drew everyone as cats mostly #and yes thats neon dressed as the rum tum tugger

[hoooole]

My boss's cocktails are going to fucking kill me

#This is straight up just a mug of rum. With just a little juice in it #Crazy motherfucker

[hapalopus]

Who's up for some.... Skimble/Tugger?!??!?

(Grønnegade 2022, Denmark)

#cats musical #cats the musical #skimbleshanks #rum tum tugger #the rum tum tugger #i have decided that community theater cats is the best cats #no fucks given and i mean that as a compliment. they just added/changed whatever #victoria partnered with mistoffelees at the bal #the guy playing rumpus cat wore that costume for like 4 songs straight. way after the pekes and pollicles #grønnegade cats #tuggershanks

[feroluce]

incredibly sexy of you to be blankshipping on main and in the tags <3 and with incredible takes and ideas on top of that!

Thank you Anon, it's so hard having the biggest dick in the room, but someone has to do it 😔

As a slightly? more serious answer, I think it's good and even important to have people being loud and proud and totally self-accepting on main in the proship circles. Like there needs to be someone showing the people who got bought in on the anti stances and are then beating themselves up for totally normal things that it's ok. You aren't a bad person just for liking something problematic about a play-pretend character in a make-believe scenario and you don't need to sink into self-loathing over such a thing.

Because some of them are in actual agony over this stuff, and some of them have already accepted this about themselves but are too deep in the anti circles now, so they'd lose their entire support system if they were outed. Not to mention how creepily violent and invasive antis get about proshippers- and as someone in actual anti spaces, you'd have a front row seat to all the atrocities people would wish on you, or maybe even go so far as to commit them themselves.

Like you know how people talk about extremely strict religious parents? How they would try to control a lot of the thoughts and actions in their child's life? And then sometimes even get violent when they didn't comply? All while excusing it as trying to keep them from sinning or being a bad person? It's the exact same thing. And it has a lot of the same effects, too. Antis aren't beating the problematic out of each other. They're just plain beating and traumatizing each other and then making each other into better liars who secretly hang out on the proship servers on the downlow.

And it sucks! It sucks so bad! Because I've talked to people in those exact situations and like. Especially the fact that a lot of them are still young. Like barely young adults. Some of them are still technically teenagers. They shouldn't be dealing with this bullshit at what's already such a tender and difficult age. And it makes my heart ache and my blood boil because some of them are outright scared and there's just not a lot that I can do about it. You can't shield or protect someone from all of that and it sucks.

So like yeah I'm gonna be noisy and annoying and yowl right on main because at least with that I can give people somewhere to go where they feel decently safe and accepted, even if they never interact once. That's what got us the blankshipping server, because our creator was in the anti servers while sending me blankshipping asks and decided "you know what this sucks actually" lol. That's what brought in a lot of our members, because I could yell my heart out into the void here and! People heard! And then they joined the server and found a place they could finally breathe! And it's so much fun in there now!! ♡

Anyway tl;dr thank you dear lovely Anon you are entirely correct I am incredibly sexy and everyone desires me carnally and my dick is huge and I haunt the submas servers with how I live in their minds rent free skzjkdksjd

#my heart goes out to the people caught in such terrible sticky situations like this #I got an ask once where they forgot to put it on anon and then got a dm from the same person where they were PANICKING about it #because they were so scared that I was going to accidentally out them by answering the ask #(if you see this sweetheart then I hope you know I'm rooting for you and I've never told a soul- not even my fellow shippers; #that secret comes with me to my grave) #this is also why I always keep anon on- I'd rather let the people in hiding or on the fence interact safely than not at all #like god but for real though #my biggest respect to the shippers who are able to lay low and control themselves #they used my name to test the blackout/censorship/whatever you call it function in the anti server and like #I just know if I'd been online at the time I wouldn't have been able to help myself #I would have given up my secret identity in a heartbeat for the bit #because it was just a bunch of people chanting my name like they were playing Bloody fuckin Mary and I woulda popped my head in there like #'yes you rang' BSKKDJXKDKDK #funniest fucking thing I'd ever seen it made my entire week I was in PUBLIC at the time out to lunch with my MOTHER #do you guys have any idea how horribly I must have failed at keeping a straight face BSKDKJZKSKKKD #and then I accidentally got drunk on too much rum and went to a craft show it was a good day dfkljadfkakda #I used to love seeing the blocklists every week too because my name was always at the top but then they started alphabetizing it rude orz #I think the last one I saw was from somewhere else though bc it wasn't alphabetized and DINGO was 2nd from the top while I was way below #*shakes fist* HOW DARE YOU DINGO #I almost didn't wanna answer this ask I wanted to keep it because it gives me warm fuzzies thank you anon haha #the horrors never cease but fun little things like this make it easier <3 #ask #answer #anon

[age-of-moonknight]

“Moonlighting,” Moon Knight (Vol. 9/2021), #15.

Writer: Jed MacKay; Penciler and Inker: Alessandro Cappuccio; Colorist: Rachelle Rosenberg; Letterer: Cory Petit

#Marvel #Marvel comics #Marvel 616 #Moon Knight vol. 9 #Moon Knight 2021 #Moon Knight comics #Moon Knight #Marc Spector #Mr. Knight #latest release #Mr. MacKay’s mind…he put THOUGHT into this and I appreciate that so much #seemingly merely practical but actually deeply connected to his history and heritage #and that’s so perfectly reflective of Marc #and while I’ve heard some very uuuuuh passionate discussions about the kosher status of rum and scotch (depending on what casks #are used) I’ve yet to see straight vodka as Marc seems to like it generate the same kind of debate #but that’s just from my limited experience hahaha

[orangekingfisher]

fruitberries skybattle one beer down a mojito to go (i will get through this night possibly and hopefully drunker than i am at the moment)

#pregnancy scare during the week im drinking nonetheless #im fine but like. i need to cope and my preferred method is ALCOHOL #QUITE EXTRAORDINARY AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL EVEN!!! #im ready to down straight rum if i need