may the gods protect you, small and ridiculous creature
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birds are so dumb like even the smart ones imagine being smart and looking like frickening bird
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a fox attacked the chickens this afternoon!
I heard the ladies screaming, so ran outside. Wormbecca was running circles yelling her head off, while Tallgeese just stood there placidly allowing herself to be dragged off. which is at least in character for her.
I chased the fox out of the yard with a shovel, locked Wormy in the coop, and then checked over Tallgeese for injuries. luckily, she doesn’t look to have any broken skin. Tallgeese is moulting at the moment, and is an incredibly fluffy bird, so all the fox managed to get was a mouthful of loose feathers. she has a new bald spot, which will probably be all sad and bruised tomorrow, but no broken bones, no tooth punctures, etc. we got extremely lucky!
I’ve never actually seen a wild fox before, so am hoping this guy is a passerby rather than a permanent resident. in any case, the ladies will be shut in the run for the next couple months - the fox can’t reach them through the chickenwire, and should hopefully learn that all it gets from this yard is an angry 6′2 torontonian with a shovel.
Upstairs George has also been promoted to chicken guardian (he gets to hold my shovel and everything). not sure how smart foxes are, but it can’t hurt.
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Sometimes I wish Grian wasn’t so popular so I could be more insane about him. Small animal that bites me viciously whenever I pick him up. Staring at me blankly. Like this isn’t revolutionary this is just like how 60% of people see him anyway!! And god forbid you call yourself a Grian fan. 🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜 fuckass bird
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My doodles of foal!dream from the HGAU. A serious little guy.
Dream: *mumbling his problems out loud as kids do* "Desire says my laugh is stupid, what do you think?"
Random bird: *shrug*
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What do you do when robins want to nest on your car charger? You get creative.
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*Comic bats+rogues get dropped into Gotham tv show universe*
Batman: *on tv* to all my rogues, you have 30 minutes to meet us in Robinson Park, or I send the kids after you. If you can't get to the park in 30min you're all smart enough to find a way.
Voice from the back: WHICH ONES.
Batman: Hmmmm, All of them?
Voice from the back: ...DOES ROBIN HAVE HIS SWORD?
Batman: yes
*a few colorfully dressed people part from the crowd towards Robinson Park*
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literally I think we should all go back to shipping w an.imal cros.sing characters again there’s literally so many villagers and special npcs to choose from the choices are limitless we can all live in harmony
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