#sweater meat

[eyecandypictures2]

#nice rack #so fucking hot #sexy sweater #sexy chick #sweater girls #sweater meat #sweater

[borzoilover69]

Another crew.. in space. Concept art for my little silly little spacequest.... yes.

(check tags lol)

#homestuck #hom3stuck #ultimate jake #le jake #dirk strider #terezi pyrope #rosebot #rose lalonde #ultimate dirk #karkat vantas #candy karkat has a fit about meat karkats davekat fit #he has things to say about karkat showing off that softness #meat karkat thinks candy karkat lacks emotional development and is still hiding in that shell #but candy karkat argues that the shell is clearly is keeping him dignified and respectable because goddamn #it is sad to see how pathetic he looks in that fugly ass time sweater #have some RESPECT #borzoi art

[naniguini]

A Boy stimboard for me

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Hope you like it cause I'm planning on making more of this

#stimboard #horse #sweater #orange sweater #meat #raincoat #yellow boots #rain boots #yellow raincoat #raw meat #yellow #red #gray #brown #white #hunter: the parenting #h:tp #htp boy #boy htp #my posts #stim #my stims #orange #brown horse

[puppetmaster13u]

Bruce Wayne with long hair in a braid is <3

#batman au #batman #bruce wayne #sketch #art #meat marionette au #possessed doll au #possessed puppet au #what's out there au #You go to your new job at Wayne Industries and *this* is the man in the elevator with you #Also with like 10 kids also with him with matching braids of various lengths lol #Bruce only wears suits when he has to he prefers hoodies and sweaters and other baggy clothes #People stare when he wears fitted clothes :/ #Totally not because he's well muscled from exercising (he needs to be able to pick up all his kids no matter how big they get)

[bylertruther]

byler + santa clarita diet au where will is sheila and mike is joel. you nod and clap and agree because you know that it fucks severely and fits them perfectly, yes

summary for the uninitiated:

#blood tw #mine #will is literally zombie boy n mike is Like That . liek. please ... . . it suits them so well they're already canonically halfway there #will Goes Thru Some Shit n comes back wrong aka he's actually zombie boy #mike is just like his canon s2 self. knows fuck-all abt what's going on with his monster bf but he tries his best bc one thing abt him is #he WILL support n defend not only will's gay rights ... but also his gay wrongs 🫶 #they don the s2 tunnel outfits not to go into the tunnels obvi but bc they're making n packing will's 'lunches' for the week #hashtag meal planning bc mike breaks down 2 will one time n says if they're going to do this they're going to do it RIGHT gdi #sits down at his laptop later and scrolls through housewife pinterest for hours to get all the cleaning + meal planning tips #will says he's on a caveman diet or some other bullshit bc he can't eat people food anymore only raw meats #the party thinks its fucking Gröse n dustin doesn't buy it n el says eW wiLL [insert a grimace she 100% learned from mike here] #in the early days when they're still getting the hang of things or shit just goes fucky during um . well. them getting will some Lunch #they hit an artery or smth idk n get blood on mike's sweater and he whines abt it SO much and NEVER lets will forget tht it #was his FAVORITE sweater actually!!!! the things he does for love smh..... 🙄 #clasps my hands 2gether. ok so which one of u is writing it then . teacher voice It's Okay I'll Wait . #DFBJHBDJHBFJDHJ #ideas

[plush-escapism]

Every Webkinz Classic plush stimboard series - Cocker Spaniel

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9

#stimboard #roseboard #webkinz #dog #cocker spaniel #animal stim #raw meat #knife #the meat gif is for the cocker spaniel's signature food! it is food for doggie to eat #fashion stim #pants #video game stim #switch controller #sweater #needle felt #bread

[baalzebufo]

some miscellaneous rise villain doodles/shitposts from the last few days because ive been fixating hard and i might as well toss these into the tumblr void so someone else can enjoy (?) them

#rottmnt #rupert swaggart #meat sweats #hypno-potamus #mezmer-ron #warren stone #also a lil hippoworm #these 3 are my Favourites and i am going to be insufferable about this. yes i know im late getting into this sue me #(thats me in the scrunkly pic. hes my scrunkly.) #mostly these doodles are just me getting used to drawing these guys #im not used to the style of this show but im gettin there #(btw warren knitted those sweaters himself) #ALSO i have actual like. good art im working on. i have a WIP of a hypno piece. but its so much easier to just scribbly doodle u know...

[colgatebluemintygel]

toothpaste my friend my pal............. how would you sum up the next oao chapter in one (1) word that can't be pining........... also. do you have any sort of eta on when it will be up? 👀👀 anxiously & patiently waiting here :))))

anon, mon amour. e hoa <3 hmmmm.. one word (two words).... self-sabotage :-)))

aw yes i was aiming for mid-week but alas. tragedy struck (my family's cat died :-((((((((( ziggy my beloved </333) there is an end in sight tho i PROMMy we are in the home stretch now xxxxx

#oao #pigeon post #ziggy.......... ZIGGY.................. the white worm....... #i miss him so bad man :-((((( he had a truly iconic run #he was a stray living in the field beside my parents' house which he shared w a flock of sheep #and he was eating from our garbage bin so we lured him into the house with meat pies #he appeared like. a week after david bowie died #he had heterochromia. dad was calling him david until ziggy randomly stuck #my dad was convinced bowie's soul has been reincarnated into this strange lil white cat's body #he was v deaf and had the honkiest meow ever every time i talked 2 dad on the phone i could always hear zig poppin off in the background #he always smelled kind of weird bc he drank from various dubious water sources XD #just ziggy things #but the poor lil guy had v aggressive skin cancer :-(((( he had to get his ears trimmed n he looked like a lil polar bear #i catsat him last weekend n we had sooo many snuggles. he covered all my (black) clothes in white fur #in fact i put on my sweater vest this morn 2 discover that it was still covered in white fur n cried :-((( #but yes. i groomed him w his fav brush while he was being put to sleep so. V SAD.... but beloved right til the end <3

[scrumpylikesthings]

David in a horrid alien sweater :3

Drawn by @momosweetpeach from their Patreon doodle requests. Absolutely recommend 83

#david whitetree #meat worms #my ocs #momoart #i took one look at this shitty sweater and knew David needed to be in it #he's perfect #a perfect David

[eyecandypictures2]

#sexy sweater #nice rack #so fucking hot #sweater girls #sexy chick #sweater meat #big tiddy committee #sexy titts

[coridallasmultipass]

Oh man, lmao found another fashion disaster I wore to a cosplay meetup:

Why, just why. The scrunchy thigh highs and booty shorts.... Why couldn't I have AT LEAST popped the collar, ffs???? "Can't tell if I look too stupid for the meet." YOU DID. It's a wonder anyone even spoke to you.

#it was 'sweaterstuck' so ofc the xmas sweater was a given #man wtf i am continually shocked at how ridiculous i dressed for those meets #im mentally bracing myself for the knee braces schoolgirl dirk pics bc those were painful pics lol #but at least those were funny #this.... is not even funny. #me #feel free to roast past cori i like my meat well-done so he can take the heat #also like where are the shirt tails how many fuckin shirts am i wearing wtf that shirt isnt a polo its a button down #im so confused lmao #Cori.exe #Post.exe #Image.exe #sorry not gonna character or media tag this one i just wanna roast myself #personal

[numberstationmason]

American Psycho is Mean girls for men.

#just say no #bones #meat #bone #meats #that is the ugliest fing sweater I’ve ever seen

[kidnamedfinger]

that was actually so insane im remembering it now. oomf literally put in the disclaimer "LOGICALLY i KNOW its IRRATIONAL" and 728492 mother teresa kpoppies came out of the woodwork. and like... you dont need to have a rational reason to dislike a CELEBRITY? thats literally a celebrity! their existence and their wealth are inherently unethical. read about ritual anthropology and durkheim's concepts of the sacred and the profane and maybe you will understand why they are called IDOLS and why you feel so strongly that nobody else can ever dislike them for any reason

#also evryone eas acting like the comments lacked basic human respect or like ppl were calling the idols pieces of meat or smth #most of the tags were like. i hate angie (im gonna use my own name instead of a real idol so i dont offend anyone) because one time #he wore a sweater that had a hole in it right next to the nipple and it gave me the ick. #OKAY!!! FAIR ENOUGH!! AND NOBODY DIED BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT!!!! #like obviously if any of us were to confront the idol during a face to face thing or like start a targeted harassment campaign #thats not great! but why are you so upset that someone else just doesnt like some other person on this planet?

[yarnhoard]

working on the gramps cardigan and im doooone the front increases! just five more raglan increases and then i can separate off the sleeves (if there's enough length)

#knitblr #i love this yarn and the way it works up #also look how much sweater meat there is im zooming

[knightinpinkunderwear]

i think i mayhaps be autistic about sweaters

#if the meat prison i call a body was not a furnace you'd bet your ass i'd be in sweaters every day always #cables and intarsia and argyle and ribbed cuffs and collars #sweaters i love you so much #sweatshirt pullovers are also good but idk something about the weight and texture of a sweater made from yarn is just so good #i have hand me down itchy real scottish wool cardigans that are rough and scratchy and i love them #i have found ways to make them itch me less because i love the weight and look of them so much #also they have pockets so like

[droolypupboy]

thread of things you can do to feel more puppy!!

warning, this is not for puppy regressors!! this is an nsfw post and probably not safe for u if you regress while online. stay safe, sfw puppies.

anyway. back to content for puppies who r fucking degenerates. i’m a switch & not only do i own a puppy sub but i am also one!! this is applicable for both partnered and solo pups, dw, there’s likely to be something here for everyone.

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🐾 grind on pillows and/or furniture!! pillows are an accessible option for everyone, not everyone has furniture they can feel comfortable doing that on because maybe they don’t live alone or what have you. but pillows are an amazing option for any and all needy puppies.

🐾 snacks can help u feel puppy a lotttt!! while it can be fun to have your partner feed you little treats, you can also absolutely do this on your own. while you’re not in the headspace, set up small little snacks for you to have for when you follow rules or actions you set up for yourself. ppl often underestimate how satisfying solo play can be!! but it can be awesome. good ideas for pup snacks can be small cookies reminiscent of dog treats (scooby snack graham cracker cookies if you’re in the u.s., highly recommend), little cubes of meat and cheese, or dry cereal. it doesn’t have to be those things though, it can be anything broken up into small pieces. be creative!!

🐾 some people enjoy eating or drinking out of dog bowls but for some, that’s inaccessible or maybe just not to their taste. another option can be water bottles with spouts you have to suck on (oral fixation is so so so puppy!!). smaller sized snack bowls also work well for this. anything notably small can help a lot with headspace i find because a large part of puppyspace for many is feeling tiny and :3. if you know you know pfffft.

🐾 here’s a simple one!! have an article of clothing or jewelry you wear only during puppy time :) of course there’s the obvious ones; harnesses, ears, collars. but even just a bracelet or a sweater can work if you only wear it during pupspace and get your brain to associate it.

🐾 if you go into the headspace online (as i’m sure many of you reading do if ur here), you can do certain typing things to help you feel even more puppy. using certain emojis or doing a little :3 or :> it’s pretty common to have your voice change tone and your words get more simple when in a smaller mindset so it can be fun to have your typing also reflect this!! typing out “woof” or “arf” r silly but they r cute and i recommend it, 10/10.

🐾 find something you can safely bite on!! nothing you could choke on or that could hurt you. chewelry is rlly good for this, i’d recommend looking on etsy for some. but you can also just buy a new actual dog toy (fresh, not used, clean it before). puppies need to teethe!! the urge to bite is super common.

🐾 if you have enough privacy, play fetch with yourself. why not?? you can bounce a ball off the walls and even if you’re in a small room where you don’t have far to get to it, you’re still pretty likely to get excitable abt it!! if you’re doing this outside don’t put the toy in your mouth, if you’re indoors you can probably feel more comfortable to do this safely if you’re using something big enough not to choke yourself with.

🐾 ride toys!! it’s hard to do things yourself, riding or suction cupping a toy to a wall so you can just lay down and move ur needy hips against it can be wonderful for puppyspace.

🐾 suck your fingers or your partners fingers!! puppies need our mouths occupied. gently chewing on fingers, probably not enough to hurt (maybe tho, good for you), just enough to feel like you’re gnawing a bit, is SO so so good. this doesn’t even have to be sexual, drifting off to sleep with fingers or a gag (nothing that you could accidentally swallow) in your mouth can help you wake up puppy!! i wouldn’t recommend sleeping with a gag in long term, that’s more for naps or on special occasions. like i mentioned before; oral fixation oral fixation oral fixation!! you should also suck toys and cock 🤍🤍

🐾 wag your hips or kick your feet!! it’s like wagging ur tail :> wiggles can come naturally when in pupspace so embrace them as ur “phantom tail” pfffft

🐾 “puppyparts” “puppycunt” “puppyholes” “puppycock” “puppyanything”🏃🏃

remember, if some of these aren’t applicable to you and how you like to play, you are not any less puppy. these are general, not one size fits all. there are countless different ways to be puppy and i don’t think any two people should be doing it the EXACT same way. we all have our quirks, we all have our individual headspaces.

have fun and play safe, puppies 🐾🦴🎾

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