#terrible boyfriends

[leithillustration]

So full of love for these guys! I need to do more drawings of them. Especially of softer, rounder Simon when he’s no longer malnourished from being in the care system :/

I wanted to give myself the challenge of creating a book cover design, and making the mock-up was fun. I’m not sure how I feel about the overall look.. maybe it’s a bit too busy? I really wanted to have Watford in the background and the dragon wings, and details like Penelope’s ring. Simon is secretly wearing his trainers but they got hidden by the title banner 🤦‍♂️

I love how much illustration is being used on the covers of YA fiction right now. Having my artwork on a queer YA book cover would be a dream.

#simon snow #baz pitch #snowbaz #carry on #rainbow rowell #gay wizards #penelope bunce #terrible boyfriends #tie our hearts together chamber by chamber #simon snow trilogy #fanart #carry on fanart #book cover art #simon snow fanart

[evilminji]

Oh... Oh No(TM) :Dc

You know how occasionally? Ra's has to get dunked to rehydrate in that good, good Youth Soup? And probably comes out looking Damningly Fine AF, as a chisled warrior man in his late to mid 20s?

........okay, so HEAR ME OUT.....

You ever date a Hot Passionate Bad Boy, that you KNOW is probably bad for you? Because he is REALLY charismatic? Remembers all the important dates and details. Has Hot Blooded roof top sword fights and dramatic cliff side brawls, with you? Talks like the most Dramatic! Nerd! You have? Ever Heard! *mysterious musical sting by full orchestra*

Swishy cape?

VERY Impressive muscles.

But so High Drama that even you, "Commit To The Bit" Danny, of the Good and Noble House "WHY IS EVERYTHING ON FIRE!?" Fenton, find him... occasionally A Bit Much(tm)?

Just? A REALLY Bad Idea in attractively form fighting luxury wear.

You get too fight ninjas.

..........Danny's not SAYING he gave into his worst Dumbass Thirst Impulses... but, uhhh, he's also? Not NOT saying it?

And it's becoming a problem.

Cause apparently their whole family is CLINGLY (Bruce, in the background of the call: No. REALLY? You DONT SAY?) when they decide they've found The One. And he was unaware of the Murder Cult. Yes! He KNOWS! Should have asked where the ninjas came from! But in his defense...

Hot man, no shirt-y, Danny brain go Dumb and Drools.

He had a fancy sword and wanted to fight, Jazz.

Danny was FLUSTERED!

He refuses to be Mrs. Cult Leader, Jazz! You dealt with hot bad boy Exs! What does he do!?

And just? Jazz? So... so tired. Dear lord, she thought Dani was bad. But no. No Dani came by her... EVERYTHING, honestly, didn't she? It's genetic. It has to be. Danny what the FUCK? When she said "you should get out more and see the workd" this is NOT WHAT SHE MEANT!

Danny? Is not really feeling the helpful vibes here, Jazz. Fine. He'll hunt down Talia. She'll help him! Surely SHE won't want him to be her new step-dad! Hmmmph! *click*

And THAT! Is how the Bats meet their new Son/Brother-in-Law, Danny. Jazz's baby brother.

@hdgnj @nerdpoe @hypewinter @the-witchhunter @babbling-babull @lolottes @mutable-manifestation

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #terrible idea boyfriend au #ho dont do it AU #danny you dont know where thats BEEN au #i guess trash technically IS a taste au #Ra's/Danny #danny/Ra's

[spidertroupeart]

Heyyyyy, it's meeeeeee

#donutarts #undertale #grillby #i posted this in a server eith a few friends #and it lead to a discussion with my boyfriend about fancy ketchup bottles #which lead into me learning what pruno is #thanks google #but real talk #after learning about pruno grillby would definitely try it #if anything as a prank toward sans #“try this :) it's ketchup wine :)” #terrible.

[soymilklatte001]

#lawrence oleander #btd2 #boyfriend to death #ren hana #Lmao I'm terrible at animating but i was high and felt like making something goofy

[parisoonic]

do you know how painful it is to regrow a hand? me neither! lets find out!

#tf2 fanart #tf2 medic #tf2 engineer #tf2 #my hand is mostly better! not so much engies #caption supplied by the boyfriend w/ a terrible medic impression #engie has a tiny lap...i need to learn how to draw people sitting down

[lazycranberrydoodles]

BEEF EEF!!!!!

follow to put more gods into cute outfits 🌸

#yeah i own the outfit he xuan is wearing. harbringer of doom gf ass #winter is coming and im about to go full emo #this has been in my drafts for MONTHS because of a small mistake but i finally fixed it #i needed to draw some women you know how it is #i like to imagine shi qingxuan yelling speed drive by charlie xcx at the top of their lungs in the car #he xuan says they hate this song. notably they have not put in earbuds. and they know the lyrics well enough to correct sqx on it. hmm #finally one of 3 beefleaf drafts gets released into the wild idk why i keep drawing them and not posting #me and my terrible horrible boyfriend that i love so dearly #this is canon to the mcdonalds au. btw. if anyone was wondering #tgcf #art #my art #tian guan ci fu #beefleaf #he xuan #shi qingxuan #ming yi #hob #heaven official's blessing #天官赐福 #🥩🍃

[sollucets]

Why do you have to manage everything by yourself?

#love for love's sake #love supremacy zone #cha yeowoon #userdramas #tostrangers #userbon #tayvengeance #tuseralexa #tusermona #lextag #rowan gifs #hi everyone i told you to beware. i have immense brainrot #and a new method of loading in screencaps #and a whole terrible boatload of thoughts about how yeowoon and myungha have the same character development but from opposite directions #(learn to love <--> learn to be loved) #and also just a small obsession with episode 4 yeowoon's immediate pivot to overprotective boyfriend #bless #anyway this show is a tad difficult for me to color at times but i do not care. i am kissing it on the mouth #also also i havent really gone through the tag at all so if im being wildly unoriginal please just. cover your eyes and pretend for me

[caleblandrybones]

for my birthday the delightful, adorable, talented @seraph5 drew me the ship of all time ❤️ thank you darling you're a gift

#i asked her for a smiling nachito for once 🥺 #he's laughing at one of his boyfriend's stupid jokes because well #he has terrible taste #lacho #lalo salamanca #nacho varga

[brookheimer]

okay me

#not really bc this article is lowkey batshit and he would be a terrible boyfriend bc the second u show him genuine affection he’d split #but he’d be great for Me bc i can not show him geniune affection. and also bc maybe our sex issues would cancel out like pemdas #or maybe not and we’d just be eunuch besties which would be perfectly fine for both of us #but this article is genuinely making the case for roman roy being a good boyfriend which is like… such an unheard of level of delusional #thinking that i almost respect it. or i would if it wasn’t just fucking stupid #succession #roman roy #the roman love has reached unparalleled heights it’s beyond my understanding now. they’ve gone from villifying to woobifying #oh how times have changed #100

[tanky-baby]

sitting patiently for Hush to revive Vega

#i want my terrible despicable boyfriend back :( #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted hush #redacted vega #redacted warden

[skateboardtotheheart]

this account is now a buck/tommy fan page thank you and good day

#is it a good idea to say that when i have no idea what tonight's episode will bring?? #perhaps not #who knows maybe the date actually ends horribly and they don't ever go on a second one #that is a terrible thought and i hate it #I WANT BUCK TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND FOR A WHILE OKAY #IT'S WHAT HE DESERVES #911 season 7 #911 abc #evan buckley #tommy kinard #bucktommy

[yurtletheturtlehenderson]

**this is strictly about people who don't have any problems with she-hulk AT ALL other than it not being entirely about Matt Murdock. I understand there are plenty of other reasons to not like she-hulk**

#me: this is my girlfriend jen and this is jen's boyfriend matt-- #she-hulk #she-hulk spoilers #she hulk #she hulk spoilers #daredevil #matt murdock #spoilers #mcu #mcu spoilers #why am i paranoid i spelled something wrong 🙃 or that im that gonna feel bad about this meme or something #idk #dont take this terribly seriously i guess its mostly just teasing

[missmagooglie]

Favorite part of 7x05?

It's gotta be the implied scene where Christopher Diaz comes home from his mysterious "few days away" and is told by his dad that Marisol doesn't live with them anymore.

And Chris looks at Eddie with a full on teenage glare and says, "What. Do you mean. ANYMORE????"

#Chris: so basically you moved this woman into our house AND drove her away again in the THREE DAYS I was gone?!?! #Eddie: I- it's more complicated- um basically. Yeah. #Chris: I'M NEVER LEAVING YOU UNSUPERVISED AGAIN! #eddie diaz #christopher diaz #911 abc #911 spoilers #I'm torn about whether or not this headcanon is in character #because on the one hand Eddie's a really good dad and I can't imagine him moving someone into his son's home without talking to him first #but on the other hand Eddie is an impulsive mess in romantic relationships #so it comes down to which side of Eddie wins the coin flip #good dad Eddie #or terrible boyfriend Eddie

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

it’s hilarious to me that fushiguro went back to his old middle school and everyone talked about how his sister, who went to middle school with him, was the one taking care of him because I’m convinced that seventeen year old gojo had his ass in a chair every pta meeting starting shit with the other moms and the entire administration collectively said “that man cannot even take care of himself” and decided twelve year old tsumiki was the only possible caretaker

#jjk #jujutsu kiasen #fushiguro megumi #gojo satoru #jjk spoilers #fushiguro tsumiki #fushiguro terrorized his middle school so thoroughly that he left and came back a year later and people almost pissed themselves #and gojo is 1200% that parent who finds out their kid got in a fight and sprints into the office to find out if they won #teacher: I’m very concerned about fushiguro. he gets into multiple fights every single day #principal: we have to take into consideration his home life. he’s being raised by someone who’s a child themself #teacher: do you mean gojo #principal: tsumiki #look gojo was seventeen and completely insane and his boyfriend just broke up with him so he could start a cult #Shoko was basically a child of divorce #his ENTIRE social circle was Megumi and tsumiki #overinvolved middle aged mother of four: I’m very concerned about the math curriculum #gojo age 17 decided teenage fatherhood could fix him: the math curriculum is a FUCKING DISGRACE #fushiguro was an eleven year old delinquent in such eternal discomfort that he was on the verge of ending it all if anyone looked at him #and there was gojo. the embarrassment. #pov youre just trying to run a school but a 17 year old magician with a terrible personality broke up with his equally atrocious boyfriend #now he keeps showing up pta meetings and trying to fight the other moms in the parking lot

[suffarustuffaru]

hi i made a tier list of how homophobic rezero characters are

hello in the spirit of valentine's day and the very welcoming community here on rezero tumblr i decided to make this with the help of my lovely mutuals.

#anyway heres some fun little explanations if youd like to read: #otto has. so much internalized shit going on i dont even know where to begin. not as severe as like subaru fr and def not in the same way a #whatevers happening with ferris but like by the time u get to arc 8 hes a total shitshow LJSLDKF #like ottos. transphobic. canonically. with natsumi schwartz. and then hes def got More going on bc his attachment style is soo.... #wilhelm and heinkel i think would def be homophobic outside of reinhard/reinhard related things but its funnier to describe it like that ok #and either way the main target of their homophobia is gonna be reinhard LMAO #oni elders suck ok. theyd all be homophobic #rams got a strong case of comphet rn but when she doesnt have comphet shes chillin with subarus gf and having wlw mlm hostility with subaru #and otto. the entire judges your taste tier is all insane teen girls or frufoo and patrasche (who DEFINITELY judge otto and subarus taste) #frufoo patrasche are like that one reddit post about that one guys dog being homophobic after seeing their owner get topped in gay sex #also als in that tier bc al. #alcor is technically subaru but he gets to be a tier lower than subaru bc. hes also not technically subaru its very complicated but #at least he doesnt have the entire boy drama subaru has LSJDF #reids iconic line is the ones where he calls julisuba boyfriends u know. its extremely iconic. #a dear mutual of mine has informed me tivey is in lol ok while his triplet siblings wouldnt know what being gay is which LKJDSLFSD thats #fucking funny i had to do it #id argue satella is in lol ok bc she lets subaru do almost anything ok. this includes being terribly into men. she knows shes got his heart #either way. and also elsa dont care unless it affects how ur guts taste #rems reaction is gonna be lol ok unless its subaru coming out to her. then shes gonna have some Mixed Feelings #rezero #re:zero #i forgot to add but u could def argue garf knows what being gay is bc his two older brothers are just Like That #but also neither of his brothers would be caught dead explaining what being gay is to him

[timetravelingpenguin1066]

Athelstan, hump who you wish, but do not fall under the influence of those who seek power... Who makes such vicious claim against me? No one. Who tells such lies? It has not been talked of. Lord Aldhelm, does he spy for... What has been said, by who, and for how long? No one has said anything.

Uhtred & Athelstan Alexander Dreymon & Harry Gilby

Seven Kings Must Die 2023

#uhtred: he is terrible at hiding this #athelstan: SOUND THE ALARM #SOMEONE KNOWS SOMETHING #I AM IN BIG TROUBLE #poor athelstan #that confused face #then trying to deny it like he hadn't been canoodling with his dane boyfriend #*facepalm* #the last kingdom #seven kings must die #uhtred #alexander dreymon #aethelstan #harry gilby #mine: ps