#that i’m at my wits end

[foldingfittedsheets]

In one misfortunate year I ended up getting into several car accidents. It cemented my general fear and anxiety in cars, because in each case I was either in the car but not driving or driving safely when suddenly something hit me.

One was my ex driving in an unfamiliar city and cutting someone off on accident that resulted in a sideswipe. Another was getting rear ended when I came to a required stop.

The last was when I had a green arrow at an intersection. I turned and was smashed into by someone running a red light, T-boning my little car.

Dazed and in shock I tottered out of the car to behold a crusty older man eating a donut step out of the offending vehicle. A fire truck arrived to block us off from traffic since my car could no longer move under its own power.

“Were you on your way home from work?” The firemen asked me.

I shook my head, struggling to focus on them, “No,” I said vaguely, “I was on my way home from volunteering at the animal shelter.”

In an instant they were closing ranks around me, glaring at the ambivalent donut man who would dare to hit a tiny frail angel who volunteered at the animal shelter. They asked if I needed to get anything out of my car. I did.

“It’s… uh. It’s a little weird though.”

They gestured for me to proceed. I grabbed a bag with snacks and books and filled it with things I couldn’t just leave in my car. Last out I pulled my cutlass.

“Is that a sword?!”

It was. They were instantly like giant puppy dogs, excited and delighted but trying to mind their manners. The bravest said, “Can we…?” I held out the sword. They whooped with delight, unsheathing and marveling at it.

“Why do you have that in your car?”

“I honestly don’t remember, it’s just a fun thing to have at a party now.”

“Is your wrist okay?”

My shock was wearing off and I realized I was cradling my wrist to my chest. “Oh.” I rummaged into my bag and pulled out a wrist brace.

“Wh….why do you already have that?” I was starting to confuse the firemen. I volunteered with cats, had a sword offhand, and kept a wrist brace in my car bag.

“Sometimes I try to hold books in a way that sprains my wrist? So I have this in my car just in case.”

They stared at me. Maybe, like my wife, they assumed it was for masturbation induced injuries. They handed my sword back as the tow truck arrived and thanked me for letting them play with it. They gave donut man one last glare and drove their big truck away.

#ramblies #ffs foibles #story #writing #I ended up not having a witness and there was no cameras so my insurance didn’t back me #I’m willing to bet any of those nice firemen would’ve lied for me if I’d thought to ask

[theflowerr-childdd]

Jinshi @ maomao: i !!! will !!! marry !! you!! you are perfection incarnate, the aPPle of my ✨eye✨ the most beautiful goddess i have ever seen !! i am uncontrollably in love with you !!!! please step on ME

Maomao: sry dude didn’t catch that, checkout this herb over here tho😍🥰!!!!

#the apothecary diaries #the apothecary diaries light novels #TAD #maomao #jinshi #jinmao #jinshi x maomao #anime #manga #kusuriya no hitorigoto #I’m at my wits end with my girl #give my boy his shot #😩😩😩😩 #they’re both perfection

[luckthebard]

I don’t know why this is something we apparently need to re-explain to parts of the CR fandom every few years, but if I see one more post that implies that the way Samuel Oscar Riegel is approaching his character’s faith journey is “culturally Christian” I’m gonna McFucking lose it.

#this fandom’s inability to retain the very obvious fact that Sam is Jewish is my villain origin story #also people throw around that phrase like it means something or they know what they’re talking about #when mostly they’re just mad at how THEY can’t seem to stop interpreting everything through certain evangelical Protestant tropes #and moral standards #I don’t have time for a whole rant atm but I’m truly at my wits end #cr discourse

[stuckinapril]

Think I’m making communication a non-negotiable for 2024. If you don’t know how to properly communicate like an adult we quite literally can’t be friends

#I’m not trying to be a bitch like I get that this is hard for lots of people for various reasons #i think I’m just at a point where I want people to come correct instead of waiting for them to potentially get better #only for me to learn in the harshest way that they’re only getting worse #I’m not gonna be ur practice run this year. come when ur ready #the moment I sense someone isn’t saying what they mean it’s so over. like I’m flexible on so many flaws but NOT this one. communicate !!! #the people pleasing is literally kicking in rn but I’m just trying to be honest w myself about what my capacity can handle at the moment #and I’m genuinely at my wits’ end when it comes to communication. so I don’t think I’d be the best person for people like that #is this mean?? this feels like a fair boundary to make #p

[lexrambeau]

Good afternoon/evening/night everyone! I hope you’re well! I need $500 dollars for bills. I’ve started my new job but I’m barely getting by because that automatically went to paying the rest of my rent. I’m also doing instacart, but I don’t know that I’ll have enough money in time next week. Please donate and reblog if you can please!!!

$0/$500

$cashapp: $zlexmorgan

Venmo: $zlexmorgan

#my post #I’m at my wits end lol #my brother is still looking for a job as well #I just need a break

[ptllsdelmon]

me waiting for the alexia and mariona renewal announcements but acting like idc so they come faster

#i’m at my wits end #i might actually cry #alexia putellas #mariona caldentey #fc barcelona #barca #fc barcelona femeni #barca femeni #fcb femeni

[plaguedocboi]

If I see one more fucking idiot make this stupid “argument” on this post again I’m turning off reblogs because this is the 900th moron comparing ships to guns as if there’s no fucking difference between a weapon designed with the intention to kill/hurt people and a vehicle. It’s a weapon you dumb piece of shit it has no purpose other than to kill people. In what fucking way is that in any way similar to a mode of transportation. “Oh you see an airplane and an atomic bomb are exactly the same because they can both be used to hurt people” ass take. I hate this post I just wanted to admire some sexy ships with their pretty sails and their wood I have gunfuckers in my notes because of it

#ignore this post I’m at my wits end over here

[rainedroptalks]

Update: my voice is still gone. I think my body is finally punishing me for talking too much

#personal #my voiceee. I need to speak. I am being silenced #my brother kept mocking me yesterday with the ‘were you silent or were you silenced’ thing and I’m at my wits end #also Ramadan was a bastshit time to get what I think is a throat infection #all the old Somali ladies helping cook for iftar are mocking me for using my note app to communicate. this is a tragedy

[nazumichi]

the horrors are inescapable 🤨☝️

#raii draws a lot #bna #brand new animal #im well aware the quality of these drawings is dog shit but you have no idea how long I’m going to hang onto these bitches for #q #id in alt #you will bear witness to my ogatami agenda and you will maybe not like it but be ambiguous at best towards it at the end of the day #click for better quality PLEASE

[chaotic-sundown]

hey I’ve got a thing =D

Well an unfinished thing, but a thing.

This was supposed to be for an au that I honestly just never shared. side not: after I wrote this it kinda turned into a (terribly written) story and less of an explanation, so sorry for that

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whole point of it was that a small, little thing that Wally and what would be the rest of the neighbors (along with you or whoever else you’d like to image it would be) were additionally running a small puppet show that would air on Sundays Thursdays from 7am to 9am on a rather unknown channel.

though by the time it gained any popularity, even if just a little piece of some sort of fame. The main writer and voice actor was killed

And right in the studio as well, which left a bloody mess.

none of the others could continue the show. They couldn’t live with the idea they’d be working in the same studio their friend was brutally killed in. so they left. but Wally’s soul didn’t. He was still there. Unaware of his own death but aware enough to understand he couldn’t find a single other person.

And he was confused, but by the time he understood some of the situation of not being able to leave or find a single person, he was just mad and scared.

why would they leave him so alone? He needed to see them. He needed to find them. They couldn’t just do this to him.

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this was the additional ending that I hated myself for

well he pulled a Joey

and drew out a plan and letter

Get it? ———

if you couldn’t tell by now yes this was partially based off bendy and the ink machine.

I’m so sorry you’ve all had to witness what I’ve write but I’m laughing my ass off about my own jokes

#wally darling au #Wally darling welcome home #I hate every thing I write I’m sorry you people have to witness this #wally darling #welcome home #Welcome home au #My art #digital doodles #wh #wally au #This feels a lot like a shitpost now #I couldn’t think of a good way on how to end the small story so I’m sorry about the joke #welcome home wally darling #welcome home wally #Wally darling #Wh au #My writings #is this a fanfic? #Idk honestly and I read fanfics a lot Lmao #Welcome home fanfic #I mean I think it is #Someone correct me if I’m wrong #Long ramble

[kyannnite]

down once more ; god give me courage to show you… you are not alone

returning from yet another weeks-long tumblr absence with scraps from a wangxian phantom of the opera au… more to come later

#if anyone wants to talk about phantom or phantom aus. please dm me i’m going insane #friends have witnessed me regress into my 13 year old self as i rediscover my phantom hyperfixation and go nuts #there’s a binggeyuan phantom au coming up too btw. it’s definitely a little comical but i promise it’s a work of love #jiang cheng in the back starring as my raoul in this by the way. he’s a little upset #wangxian do end up together in this version because i say so and also because there’s no way i could separate them like that #wangxian #wangxian phantom au #phantom of the opera au #wei wuxian #wwx #wei ying #lan wangji #lwj #lan zhan #jiang cheng #my art tag

[foreverppl]

Moodboard for my MC Evander for @uroboros-if

I so enjoyed playing this demo last night and have been having many Thoughts about it.

#it was so tough finding pics i thought would fit what i have in my head but this will do for now #i was up thinking abt this IF for soooo long it’s unreal #what is eternity? #unending time but also timelessness #like what does it mean to be the container for something that has no beginning or end? #the container is rendered useless obvi #but here the MC stands so there MUST be something to that right? #maybe it just means they must act as a witness to it all. #they are resigned to an existence of knowing and seeing things others do not and being unable to impact those things in any meaningful way #like an echo #like a black hole that is packed so densely with matter but appears to be little more than a void. Nothingness (capital N) #*me muttering to myself while reading and making this mb*: the symbols the symbols the cycles the void the echoes #the fact that when mc is summoned into existence one of the first things we can choose to have them do is replicate a smile (echoing) #idk if i’m explaining this well. tried to talk to my sister abt it without sounding like a madman and suffice to say that didn’t work out #i’m really losing it #those quotes from house of leaves: ‘divinity seems defined by echo.’ + ‘and where there is no echo there is no description of space or love #there is only silence.’ #that bit from disco elysium #‘how do you measure something that doesn’t exist?’ ‘easy. you measure it by the world around it.’ #evander is fond of mortals. they are humanity’s echo in the truest sense. #they are therefore in a very unique position for the conflict that is about to come #of course these are all just my interpretations and thoughts #my mcs #mb #mc: evander (uroboros) #if: uroboros

[devildom-doll]

angry little meow meow being angry at the disappearance of his little meow meow book

manifesto is here too 😾

#this is me age 5 #obey me #obey me shall we date #shall we date #obey me satan #satan obey me #satan #obey me mephistopheles #mephistopheles obey me #mephistopheles #obey me screenshot #y’all there is someone outside my dorm singing opera #I’m at my wits end help #why she so loud

[rosaacicularis]

hero/villain au where both grian and scar are named hawkeye. scar because he has a bow and arrow, and grian because he has hawk wings

#the media has tried to give both of them different names. the fans make sure none stick #so now we have a news report that sounds like: hawkeye fought hawkeye on top of the cities tallest mountain today. eye witness accounts say #they saw hawkeye nearly kill hawkeye however hawkeye ended up getting away. now for the weather #i am so sleepy #but this is funny to me rn #i’m typing this with my eyes half closed and without my glasses #so i’m really hoping autocorrect has got my back here <3 #desert duo #grian #gtws #hermitcraft #scarian #hermitshipping #au concept #fav posts less than three

[writhe]

doing TERRIBLE

#i FINALLY slept today #like napped #my head is fucking pounding i feel so hollowed out #i’m so fucking angry #i feel like i am shutting down #and buds are staying with us again and like. my housemate came back early last week and all things considered that ended up being a good #thing but i cannot get a moment alone with more people in the house #and it’s like. i want everyone here bc that feels important but i feel so drained i don’t want to be witnessed #like just for a second. i know it’s self imposed but i don’t want to preform composure i want to languish #and do a bad job of eating and getting dressed & not have anyone know

[moral-terpitude]

Anyone have tips for safely catching stray cats and kittens? The owner of the mother has figured out where mama cat wandered off to and will take them all off of my hands, but I can’t get them all at once. 😬😭

They’re living in my garage at the moment.

#cats #kitties #stray cat #stray cats #feral cats #cat catching #pls help #i’m at my wits end