#that lil b*tch

[sophsun1]

Interview With The Vampire 1.05 A Vile Hunger for Your Hammering Heart

#interview with the vampire #cinematv #filmtvcentral #userthing #smallscreensource #userstream #chewieblog #tvarchive #mediagifs #lestat de lioncourt #he's such a lil b-tch and we love him for it #userbbelcher

[hugsandchaos]

Swagger Bishie headcanons (nice Dash AU)

• He’s embarrassed about it, but Dash likes to watch “little kid cartoons” with Danny, and Danny doesn’t mind it very much, he might end up actually liking the plot or complaining about all the plot holes, but he mostly doesn’t care much

• Dash’s love language is acts of service, and he’s a surprisingly great cook, so it’s not uncommon for him to make Danny a snack after a particularly long day, and he loves when Danny does things for him

• Danny’s love language is physical touch, which honestly surprises Dash a bit since he looks so mad and unapproachable 67% of the time and how he used to reject it, but now he’s glad to accept it

• Both are nervous mfers with zero dating experience (Dash can and will get lost in a trance ranting about how great he thinks Danny is, Danny’s internally screaming and trying not to explode whenever he talks about his growing crush)

• Dash fell first

• Both Sam and Tucker went “SERIOUSLY??!!” when he told them he think he’s fallen for the blondie and shook their heads, Jazz was supportive

• Dash also started falling for Phantom, did his best to ignore those feelings because he was determined to get with Danny, and was really happy when Danny told him (especially since he trusted him with the secret)

• Dash tried the mistletoe thing once, and only once, because Danny tried to set it on fire (he also discovered his apparent hate for the holiday)

• Dash may not always understand what he’s saying, but he loves it when Danny starts ranting about space

• Danny’s poor brain malfunctions when he’s held and kissed

• Soon after Danny ended up becoming the next king of the ghost zone (essentially a prince in the meantime), he got a bit of a wardrobe upgrade and showed up to a date wearing it (he thought he overdid it, but Dash was absolutely smitten)

•Danielle and Cujo both disapproved at first, Danielle because that’s her big brother, and Cujo because that’s the halfa he’s protecting

•There’s no way Danny didn’t introduce him to Clockwork and Clockwork was judgy towards Dash

#swagger bishie #teddy ghost #danny phantom #danny fentom #dp dash #dash Baxter #lil extra: Danny has resting b!tch face and it scares Dash sometimes

[laisy]

Best part for me, Granit casually strolling with his best bud Grealish in chokehold...

Manchester City vs Arsenal 26.04.2023

#arsenal #granit xhaka #jack grealish #so much love #yeah right #lil b*tch

[moodysnowflake]

Is there supposed to be anything in this world more precious, heartwarming, happy, joyful, soul-filling, amazing, glittering, dazzling, wonderful, gut-melting, lovely, adorable, priceless, delightful, sweet than him?

Are you trying to Feel me to Death Studio Orange?

'Cause it's working.

#vash #vash the stampede #bby vash #cutest vash #he so precious #look at him #look at this cute lil plant bby #nai and his resting b*tch face #knives #million knives #trigun #trigun stampede

[idesani]

٠ ࣪˖⚝˖๋࣭When them vamps outside๋࣭ ⭑⚝๋࣭

٠ ࣪˖⚝๋࣭ lil' b!tch, you better be ready๋࣭ ⭑⚝

#٠ ࣪˖⚝˖๋࣭When them vamps outside๋࣭ ⭑⚝๋࣭ #٠ ࣪˖⚝๋࣭ lil' b!tch #you better be ready๋࣭ ⭑⚝ #ricky #zb1 #zb1 moodboard #zb1 ricky #ricky moodboard #shen ricky #red moodboard #red and black moodboard #kpop moodboard #kpop bg moodboard #clean moodboard #cyber moodboard #cyber y2k #y2k moodboard #kpop #alternative moodboard #alt moodboard #pics edited by me #desani #red #vampire moodboard #vampire #vampire core #playboi carti #zerobaseone #boys planet #aesthetic moodboard

[fleuraimer]

hi girlies <33 i js wanted to get on here rq and apologize for my lack of activity :(( IM SORRY!! LIKE SO SO SOOO SORRY :(((( school has been schooling real hard recently, and other personal circumstances overlapping with that makes juggling my life not so fun all the time. that being said, i've been working on cylwjat pt.2 and getting through the amazing asks u lovely ppl send me. i'm hoping to get a few requested blurbys (2-3) out this weekend and another sneaky peaky for our beloved babies tastyrry and y/n <33 n e whore, thank u sm for ur support through my slow ass writing process, u guys genuinely have no idea what it means and does for me :((

#evelyn speaks #this was more difficult to write than it should've been #like even now i'm like “y tf r u posting this???” #bc as sweet and amazing as u lot r #ur not here to listen to me b*tch abt my life ur here to read my silly little stories #but i owe u an explanation bc UR HERE TO READ MY SILLY LITTLE STORIES AND THEY AREN'T HERE ASJGUYFGAYUV #so basically pls forgive me #have mercy on me #por favor #if u don't care i understand lmfao #but i feel guilty so here u go #a lil reminder that i'm still typing my fingers to the bone <3 #but like #in a cool way #😎

[danielslaw]

DANIEL LARUSSO AND JOHNNY LAWRENCE.      COBRA KAI SEASON 1 EPISODE 5.

#daniel larusso #johnny lawrence #william zabka #ralph macchio #lawrusso #cobra kai #cobrakaiedit #ckedit #fandom : cobra kai #tsarinagifs #tsarinaedits #(do not reblog if you gonna shit on daniel for the context of this scene) #(we all know he was a lil b*tch about it) #ck season 1 episode 5

[stahp-right-there-peasant]

Cobs: I'm going to ask you to be a little more respectful.

MePhone4: I am going to politely decline.

#ii #inanimate insanity #incorrect quotes #incorrect inanimate insanity #cobs #steve cobs #ii cobs #ii steve cobs #mephone #mephone4 #ii mephone4 #ii mephone #tw Steve cobs #defy ur creator mephone #good job MePhone defy that abusive b*tch #tw abuse mention #tw implied abuse #tw implied trauma #yes mephone4 be a lil shiz >:D

[animationismycomfort]

i unironically love rowelie so much

like it was just supposed to be a joke

but then it wasn’t a joke…..

and now I’m making art

and I’m making my own South Park where it’s canon and I just……

JAKCORKEKOXLFJSOALCMFJR

#I love them so muuuuuuuuuuch #just a high b-tch loving his big bodied man #that’s literally what it is #I make em so cute and for what #the fluff is real #AAAAAAAAA #South Park #rowelie #shipping #my stuffy stuff #a lil thing to note for the future #I make randy chubby ok leave me alone he looks nice #when crackshipping gets outa hand

[loadsofcats]

Altan means gold??!! Golden?! How did I not know this?! Aaaaaaa it was so obvious I thought everyone was just doing it because that was like his colour but no that’s his name too. Bubble is really just trolling us at this point

#I like the name even more #I really need a new OC ghhhhh but if I name anyone Altan this lil b*tch will pop out in my head first….. #I could though… #anyway #it talks #shitpost #Thoughts #good night #over and out #plague doctor #altan #altan dagbaev

[scoups4lyfe]

Wow ok

SS bro

I went to save my answer to your asks in my drafts and tumblr just gave me the middle finger and deleted them instead >:///

cuz they’re not in drafts, or posted, and the ask is gone from the inbox (wtf tumblr?????? Wtf?????)

ANYWAYS

was gonna say I was having a good day. Got off work two hours ago (give or take 7 minutes)

Also 😱😱😱

WHAT THE FCK IS ALL OF THIS?!?!

#lol tumblr rlly gotta annoy me always 🤬 wtf #last week was messy cuz my sugar kept dropping #for NO damn reason. #need to make a doctor’s appointment #bought like 15 apples and some glucose tablets #just so my sugar wouldn’t drop to sh*t at work #but today’s been good #other than the SURGE of irritation I got #from tumblr being a lil b*tch again #kamen rider revice #kronthescoup #my thougts #ikki why is ur demon so cringe #revice liveblog #inbetween baths #bath 34 #ss anon

[vampirepunks]

People who censor curse words on their blog are living a very fucking different life than me 💀

#like I just saw someone use 'wt*' and for what??? like??? isn't it already somewhat censored by merit of not being written out??? #like goddamn make up your mind on whether you're gonna cuss or not. this lil fucker -> * <- is the coward's way out #if you mean 'bitch' then say it bitch!!! my nd ass always thinks 'b*tch" is any other word for some reason so y'all are making my life hard #like goddamn hell just say what you mean or don't bother #if it's not context appropriate to curse then just. don't. otherwise go nuts pal. trying to have it both ways is nonsense if you ask me #logan yells at cloud #logan.txt

[mymedley]

My period is being a real cunt rn

#like hurry up and come u sneaky lil b*tch

[sethcchen]

open to ( all f identifying, 18+ muses.)

connection: exes, friend’s brother

setting: gossip girl-esque, summer home in like italy or smth. but your muse is there and flynn’s family invited her even though they broke up. their families are friends.

It’s not like Flynn went out of his way to be an ass, it just worked out that way. He had a way of saying the wrong thing at the worst time and getting himself kicked out. It had been endearing when he was younger and his parents’ money made it a forgivable quirk. Now, it gave him trouble in his dating life. Sure he had the lifestyle, the good looks. His personality was really the only think that held his back. He couldn’t help himself. Which led him to situations like, this, him watching his ex at his parent's summer home. She was just across the room, laughing at something his sister said. He used to be able to be part of those conversations, years of pining after her. He would hang on her every word, stare her down like it was his job to listen. He was in heaven when he got promoted to boyfriend, his hands wrapped around her waist. That was over now. He let the images play through his head, the two of them, travelling the world together, so many different beds. They experienced the mountains together, the sea. He thought they were soulmates. Clearly, it was something else he was wrong about. He tasted nothing but bile when he was treated to the sight of their new partner pulling them in for a kiss, how dare she bring him along! Sure, his parents had always invited her family and yes, she came independent of Flynn and was allowed a plus one, but he thought it was more than cruel. He remembered when he was the one kissing her neck at inappropriate times. He used to be the one that made her squirm; now he's just the creep that's been staring at her for over an hour. To be fair, it's nto like anyone expected any different from him. None of the people in his life really acknowledge the breakup, besides his sister and his ex. His parents were in complete denial and he wished he could be as well. He had been drowning his sorrows with his father's favorite whiskey, wanting something to make the night more bearable. He loathed his parents, their money, society. Who cares if he did't have her? He was walking with barely any say so from his conscious mind, tapping her shoulder with more urgency than he had originally intended. "Can we go somewhere and talk?" He asked, not bothering to acknowledge the other people in the conversation he interrupted. His sister would get over it and honestly, he'd be happier if her new boy toy was a little pissed, He should be pissed. See this property? The wing of the house their staying in tonight? His. The bed they'll share? He owned it. He wished the other man was bothered.

#indie rp #independent rp #indie starter #open starter #open rp #this is my lil b*tch boi flynn he is a privilidged 20 year old #who just wants a mean gf to push him around and worship #uh i assume they broke up because he was like not serious enough for her #or she was like ok youre obsessed and your my friends brother bye #who knows

[arminsumi]

🔞 playtime w enemy!gojo

g. satoru — さとる

NOTE: i think abt this idea all the time n i just thought id gift u all a piece of mean nasty enemy gojo lusting for u

WARNINGS — ignore errors pls, smut, he's mean he's a jerk but he kinda feels for u, blood mentions, fighting, m*sturbation, he jerkin it to a pic he snapped of ur defeated face 🫠 sexual tension, impact play (slapping n spanking), dirty talk, namecalling (sl*t, wh*re, b*tch, freak) and nicknames (bunny, sweetheart, baby), dirty talk, unprotected sex, taboo sex (fucking ur enemy) creampie, it's nasty im ngl, god kink thing??? he rlly cums n goes 🧍‍♀️, hairpulling

just... just enemy!gojo...

enemy!gojo kissing you like he's trying to kill you. you can feel this murderous rage on his lips after you fuck up his heroic plans.

and enemy!gojo fighting you like he's trying to get in your pants 🥴 he hates you so much, but let's be real he's in fucking denial and needs you so bad. after fights, he's cooped up in his bedroom jerking off to the memory of all those positions he put you in. ("ooh, well aren't you flexible?" he teases when he literally puts you into a full-nelson. "hey, if this whole villain business fails for you then you can be my personal pornstar.")

his whole body feels like it's on fire when you're throwing fists with him. he shakes not from exhaustion or pain but just pure sexual desire. he gets so upclose and personal with you, you're sure it's on purpose. when you're limp and defeated, he takes a victory picture :( grabs your jaw and says "smile for the camera! aw, pretty lil' loser. you're so photogenic!" and you know when he gets home, he's gonna jerk off to that.

he can barely take your martial arts seriously, because you're so fucking tiny and weak in comparison to him. enemy!gojo likes to remind you of that, when he has you on your knees with your nose dribbling blood.

"aw, sweetheart, you're so fucking weak it's kinda turning me on."

he's got a fistfull of your hair, forcing your head to tilt back so violently yet when you look up at him, you can't help but feel this raw sexual tension and primal need to kiss him and worship him.

"f—fuck you, gojo — y-you're a freak. you think you're god... but you're a monstrous freak."

he's looking at you. and you're not sure if that's a murderous look or a pure lustful look — is he gonna kill you or fuck you? in his mind, though, the idea of killing you long faded away; you're his favorite enemy. what would he do without you? fighting with you is just the best, he gets to joke and tease and flirt and pester you and see you enjoying it wholeheartedly.

"bunny, look how cute you are, bleeding for me."

when you try spit your blood at him to retaliate, he's considering pulling his zipper down and stuffing your stupid mouth full of his cock. now that would put him on a power trip like nothing else.

then imagine the day this needy, desperate man actually snaps. and you snap. and the both of you fuck like bunnies. panting and feral. he couldn't say no when you started begging on your bruised knees for him to just fuck you already, just split you open on his cock.

his thrusts are primal. he's mocking you, voice so venemously attractive.

"wh—what would your friends think now, huh? think they'd still trust you knowing how willingly you spread your fuckin' legs for me? you damn slut. 'seen the way you look at me, gets me hot every time. you don't have any fucking idea what you do to me, do you? ha—ahhh that's so good... that's so fucking good..." his voice is usually so composed even when fighting, but when he's balls deep fucking up your guts so passionately then his voice becomes strained.

and he loves hearing your cute dirty talk, but you've got such a small voice he thinks it's cutely pathetic.

"f-fuck, g-g—gooojo ~ ! fuck me like you hate me."

he chuckles, "oh, baby. i don't have to fake it. i hate you so — fucking — much — ahhh — damn bitch, making my life so hard the least y-you could do is let me have this pussy once a week."

"a-anything for you."

his heart flutters. why? you're his enemy he reminds himself and makes his thrusts meaner and harder until you can't form a coherent thought. he relishes in your screaming moans, and there's no end to the teasing. as soon as he notices something he comments on it.

"ooh, look at that little pussy cream for me. who's it creaming for? who? that's fucking right, me. yeah stay like that and take my cock."

"o—h my god, nnn ~ !" you squeal, feeling almost too good with your threatening orgasm.

"ah-ah, there's no god but me, baby. i'm the one making this pussy freak out. ooh... think you're right, i do have a god complex. why don't you indulge in it? yeah? c'mon, baby i'm your god."

"y—you're m-my g–god, satoruuuh ~ ! ow!"

he plants a hard slap to your face. you're no stranger to his mean slaps, in fact you've joked to yourself about being his favorite bitch to slap. but that one in particular hurt, and you loved it.

"don't say my fucking name like we're friends, you freak. f—fuck... you like that, don't you? yeah? little freaky bitch likes getting slapped? mmm that's cute. kinky litttle fucking whore, let's see how hard this pathetic pussy can cum."

he pumps his cock into you at such a mean angle that you completely lose yourself, babbling obscenities and trembling in his strong hold. you couldn't free yourself from his grip even if you wanted to; he's the strongest, after all.

you get a good idea of how strong he is when you fight and sneak off to fuck.

the way he presses down on your back, the way he bullies his cockhead so deep that it feels like he's in your tummy, the way he pulls both your arms back with a rough tug like you're a ragdoll — just his fleshlight that he can move on his cock himself however he likes because he's so much bigger than you.

"gonna cum, my little slut gonna take it? yeah? good. that's what i like to fucking hear — oh fuck — ahhhah cumming — hah fuck that's good — that's — mmm — that's my fuckin' girl."

he plants rough spanks to your ass, groaning so deeply and holding you so close against his body that you feel like you're one with him.

"ooh, fuck..." he pulls out hastily, zipping himself up. forehead and abs beading with sweat. "thanks, love playtime with you. now get the fuck out of my sight." he sounds so sweet and venomous that you can't tell if he's joking, but then you remember a cold hard fact;

gojo satoru is your enemy.

#🗑️ — trash #gojo smut #gojo x reader smut #smut #mdni #satoru smut #gojo satoru smut #jujutsu kaisen gojo #gojou x reader #satoru gojo #satoru x reader #jjk smut #gojo #gojo satoru #gojo fanfic #gojo x reader #jjk gojo #jujutsu gojo #gojo sensei #satoru gojo x reader #gojo x you #gojo x y/n #gojo satoru x you #gojo satoru x reader #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk x reader #jjk x reader smut

[itachi86]

that’s right alec you take aldertree down

#shadowhunters #2x09 rewatch #scenes #anti-victor aldertree #that lil b*tch