Tumgik
#that's all folks
commanderyes · 2 months
Text
The Commander Says Goodbye
I’m not going to lie, I’m extremely anxious as i’m writing this, out of what these news could mean to a lot of people, and my heart feels heavy enough it could drop down my ribcage any minute from now and squish all my other organs. But I’ve been dancing around this topic for a long time now, and I think i’ve finally reached a point where i can’t ignore it anymore, for my own sake.
I hereby announce Commander Yes has come to an end.
As I’ve mentioned plenty of times before, here and to many other people, when I began this comic all the way back in 2018 I was in a really bad, really low place in my life in every sense of the word, and it was a spur-of-the moment decision to cheer myself up, because Path of Fire had just released and my enjoyment of the game had reached fever pitch and I had been playing Guild Wars 2 alone since as far as launch, and none of my other friends had ever really gotten into it. I guess I just, dunno, cried out into the big maelstrom of the community, one voice amidst millions, because i wanted SOMEBODY to look at what i did and revel in the nerdery with me.
And somehow the snowball began to roll and people wanted more and more of what I could do, and I was being actively reached out to, and, well, some time after that I landed my first ever job, I discovered a lot of things about myself, and I found myself in communities that welcomed me with open arms, and many of the people in there have since become among the best friends I could’ve possibly encountered, kindred souls who i’ve shared joys and sorrows for many years and who I can’t imagine living without anymore.
And all the while I kept making the comics, and with every entry posted every week I’d keep having people stopping to comment on them, and whether they were dumb jokes or personal takes on the story, they’d all share how much what I do kept hitting them in the kokoro, and to this day whenever I play anywhere in the game I still get people who recognize me and thank me for doing what I do. It was wonderful, it IS wonderful, and seeing that response motivated me to keep going, because what did still mattered to people, out there.
But I did always say I planned to keep doing these comics until I ran out of energy for them, and I think i’ve finally reached that point.
Because ever since I actually landed that job I’m exhausted and sleep-deprived every other day, so much so that I only have time to work on the comic on saturdays and sundays, and it gets harder and harder to just sit and draw, and at that point it was just more work, and while I still enjoy and play Guild Wars 2 a lot, it no longer consumes my time and attention like I’ve used to and i’ve been having fun with more personal projects, and honestly the direction the story is taking these days does not sit right with me and it’s hard to find inspiration in that, and this might be borderline selfish but every year I find people care less and less about the comics and it really takes a hit to you motivation when hardly anybody responds after you’ve spent a whole weekend trying to squeeze a five-page comic out.
And, well, I have been doing these for six years straight, and I think that’s a good run. I’m tired, and ready to move on, at long last. Let it be someone else’s turn.
But that’s the beautiful thing about this community, isn’t it? Even if I’m hanging up the hat, there are a whole lot of fantastic artists out there, as we speak, still cranking out works of art, deserving of all the attention they can get. And think of all the artists yet to come! For every story that ends, another story is just about to begin!
The world keeps on spinning, one way or another.
I’ll be closing my patreon shortly after this, but the reddit archives and tumblr blog shall remain for people to browse whenever they feel like (or until they both go in flames, i guess, what social media isn’t about to these days)
I still don’t think I ever was that much of a big deal, but all the same, to everyone who’s ever supported me and helped me be the person I am right now, to everyone who’s been there from the beginning, to all the devs of this game that has captured us for nearly a decade now, to all my fellow players and artists out there
Thank you.
See you out there, fellow commanders. Still the stars find their way.
Tumblr media
367 notes · View notes
aerowolf · 12 days
Note
Fem! Reader x Scout with reader meeting Scouts Ma and/or brothers for the first time? 👉👈🥺
fem!reader meets scout's family for the first time
waahhh this ask was so cute I'm sorry it took so long !!! here ya go
includes: Scout, Scout's Ma, Scout's brothers
cute romantic, fem!reader, fluff
warnings: n/a, this is basically all fluff
You've been dating Scout for a bit now, and he decided it was time for you to meet his Ma.
You get a day away from the base and he takes you to his home to meet her; and some of his older brothers.
Note: We will be calling his brothers that you'll meet Ricky, Aaron, Lionel, Frank, and Daniel. The other two are off on business for plot reasons i guess
When you arrive at the house, Scout is holding your hand. He pulls you eagerly up the porch steps to the door and rings the bell, rocking back and forth on his heels in a cute, nervous sort of movement as he waits for his Ma to answer.
The moment the door opens, and Ma sees you, her face lights up. She recognizes you from Scout's descriptions of you when he called home and from the few photos he's sent her.
"Oh! I've heard so much about you dearie!" Her bright red lips form a grin as she takes your hand in both of hers, happy as can be. "It's so wonderful to finally meet you!"
You're quickly led into the house and told to take a seat at the table. "I can't believe my darling Jeremy finally got a girl of his own!"
Ma has a meal prepared for you, and she's very quick to set it up! She charters her older boys to set the table, but makes sure you don't have to do anything. She nudges Scout and he fumbles, realizing she wants him to help. With a sheepish smile he brings you your plate.
You're a bit overwhelmed by everyone, but they seem very friendly! You count five of the seven older brothers Scout mentioned having, and they all sit down at the long table with you and his Ma.
Though they're all at least 24, some of te younger ones are pretty rowdy, but most of them are pretty well behaved. Mama didn't raise no brats.
"All right, dears, say hello to your brother's gal!"
Each of them say your name overlapping in hellos and his, all of them seeming genuinely happy to meet you.
"Now, darling, I gotta tell you, I am so happy you're here! It's so good my baby Jerry finally has a girl in his life. I know you're just perfect and he better be treatin' you right. He is, right?" She shoots a glance at Scout.
You assure her he's doing great and she smiles, seeming relieved. He's likely had his share of messy relationships; nothing too bad of course, just him being him.
While Ma can certainly be a lot, she's much more open and inviting compared to some of the other parents of past partners you may have had. She's very easy to warm up to and you find yourself talking to her easily.
She starts telling you and embarrassing story about when Scout was younger. His brothers start laughing and she tells them all to shush. The further she goes, the more Scout's face reddens. He groans. "Aw, Ma, c'mon..."
You like hearing those stories, and you giggle when you hear them.
Lionel, Scout's third oldest brother, also starts talking. He's got a job in business, married with two little kids, and he's happy Scout's with you. He really sees that you love each other and he believes you're the best match he's had. He loves you tons.
Frank and Daniel, the twin brothers who are two years older than Scout, are by far the loudest, but they are definitely respectful towards women. When they call you ma'am, Scout's Ma winks at you. She taught 'em how to treat a lady. They ask you tons of questions, especially teasing ones about Scout, and you have fun talking to them.
Aaron, who is the next oldest after the twins, tells you that he's an aeroplane pilot. He tests aeroplanes but doesn't fly them commercially. His eyes are bright and he's more than happy to tell you about what it's like flying. "It's awesome. You go 'bout that far up and your ears pop like you're hiking or something."
Ricky is sandwiched between Aaron and Lionel in age, and he tells you he's a writer. He asks you a lot about whatever interests or profession you may have, eagerly paying attention to every word you say.
After a while, the conversations spread out, everyone talking to everyone.
Scout sits there, far more quiet than usual in this circumstance. He seems to want to talk, but only really to you or his Ma.
She senses this and shoos everyone else away, leaving just you three alone.
"Look, I'm awful sorry if that was too much for you. Everyone got so excited and wanted to see ya, ya know? But they're all done now, 'kay?"
When you're all three alone, Scout seems a lot more excited and willing to talk. He's loud as always but far more nice than he is in public, telling his Ma how much he loves you and she's so happy to see him this happy. So are you.
You're so glad Ma loves you, and you hug her tight when you have to go. She gives you a kiss on the cheek and smiles. While Scout gets in the car, she says, just to you, "take care, hun. You're the one for him, I just know it."
68 notes · View notes
artfulacrostic · 1 month
Text
memes for The Bad Batch 3x08, "Bad Territory"
*spoilers*
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
70 notes · View notes
columboscreens · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
76 notes · View notes
ghosts-of-love · 7 months
Text
i desire humphrey bone carnally
134 notes · View notes
voided-peach · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media
It's 3am and I have a major test tomorrow 💀
165 notes · View notes
tanith-rhea · 1 year
Text
Only Pretending #9
Word count: 2.2k Author's note: Ok, so that's it! My first ever long(ish) fic for the Larissa Weems cult fandom! @anti-bright-places, thank you so much for this wonderful request. I had a lot of fun writing this one and it was all for you. I hope you enjoyed the ride.
Tumblr media
“Glad to see you back alive,” Vlad drawled as he sat beside you at the table. Chatter once again filled Nevermore as the students used their lunch time to update their friends on all the break gossip.
You smiled at him. By his cheeky grin and upturned nose, you guessed he had received the blood you and Larissa got on the way back for him. You didn’t know much about outcast society, but Larissa looked far too adorably excited when you asked if she knew a place that sold beverages for vampires and diverged a bit from your original route to take you to “my favourite winery around these parts. I’ll buy some more cherry for you and maybe a bottle of scotch.”
“Do you understand me now?” he asked, surprising you since you were expecting an “I told you so” or “Got into her skirt, then?”
With a fondness only Vlad managed to ignite in you, you replied, “Yes. I know behind all the shenanigans and scheming there’s wisdom, which is frankly irritating. And you were right… we were very blind, weren’t we?”
“Frustratingly so, yes,” he said with a deadpan, “But also very amusing. I’m only a bit sad that I don’t have free entertainment anymore.”
“Hey!” you shoulder-bumped him, but you were both chuckling.
“I’m proud of you.”
“Shush, stop being nice and call me an idiot child for taking so long,” he laughed at that, earning the attention of a few other staff in the room.
“Oh, I will. I just thought you’d appreciate recognition before weeks of berating,” he chuckled a bit more, kissed your cheek and puffed into a bat, flying away.
Classes went as productively as one might expect after a break, but you didn’t mind too much since you were also in high spirits. Listening to some students talk, you even discovered that there were some normie communities in which outcasts could go trick or treating safely and enjoy the date with other kids and made a mental note of mentioning it to Larissa. You knew it would make her smile.
On Larissa’s note, Enid seemed to have kept her word, for no one looked at you any differently and you heard no whispering teens when you walked through the corridors. You and Larissa weren’t the talk of the school, even if, for some reason, you’d wished Enid would have said something and everyone would have known by now.
Of course, you trusted the girl, but at the same time, it meant that you would have to make the decision. Maybe Larissa would want to wait for Christmas break, and you could understand that, but it also meant keeping away from her in public. No handholding, no longing looks. It would be torture, but you’d endure.
You wouldn’t have to behind closed doors though, and that’s why as soon as classes had ended, you went to your quarters to shower and wear something comfortable before hurrying to her office, where you knew she was still working.
You knocked, and a curt “Come in” sounded from within. You could bet and win that she hadn’t taken a break the entire day.
She was, as predicted, typing on her laptop when you entered. When she glanced up to see it was you, she stopped and gave you a small smile.
“Let me guess, you drank no water and ate nothing the entire day.”
She arched a brow with and smiled smugly, “I made sandwiches and tea this morning.”
“How much tea?”
“A cup?”
“For an entire day?” it was your turn to look smug as you walked around her desk to recline against it in front of her, successfully blocking her view of her arm extension of a laptop.
She didn’t stop you when you leant forward to leave a chaste kiss on her lips, just held your face to keep you close a little more.
“Your mouth is dry,” you whispered, dropping the smug act, “I think you’ve worked enough for the day.”
Larissa’s office led to her private quarters. You had to chuckle at the paralleled to her work and life balance, that her office and bedroom were separated by a simple oak door.
“That’s how you always know where people are when you send for them?” you mused, looking through the windows at the other end of the room. Combined with her office, Larissa had a good view of two of the three sides of the school that weren’t surrounded closely by the forest.
“I think the ones who lived here before the school liked to have an idea of where the house staff were at.”
“And it doesn’t hurt now when you want to spy on your own staff,” you arched an eyebrow, looking back at her, Larissa’s indignant face was priceless.
“I’ll have you know I have much more important things to do than spying on you, you little-“
“I never said me…”
She was stunned silent for a beat too long, “Anyone, for that matter!”
You tsked, enjoying too much riling her up, “I don’t think Wednesday would agree with you on that front.”
“Oh, the girl had trouble written all over her and you are starting to seem the same. Should I keep an eye on you?” she approached, more comfortable having earned a blush from you.
“I don’t remember complaining…” you breathed, and her hand circled your waist, bringing you closer.
“Imbalance of power, stalker behaviour, any other red flags that turn you on?” you snorted very unprettily, hiding your face on her chest.
“Fuck you. You know damn well it’s because it’s you,” one of her hands came up to your back, encasing you in her warmth.
Her voice was soft when she spoke. “I’m honoured you trust me,” then she distanced herself a bit, only to come back for your lips.
She kissed you slowly as if savouring the taste of your mouth like good wine, deeply and focused, committed to cataloguing every inch of it to memory, every movement and your response; how your hands fisted her dress when she sucked on your lower lip, the way your breath faltered when she bit down on it, and how you melted when her fingers wove themselves into your hair and kept your head in place.
You were completely at her mercy and all she did was kiss you for a few minutes. It was impressive how you could disregard your need for air, but in your defence, you had something far more important to focus on.
Her hand on your waist brought you with her to the large bed in the middle of the room. You had a faint memory of how tastefully decorated her chambers were, but the soft-looking duvet atop the enormous mattress was clear in your mind’s eye as if burnt behind your lids.
She turned to sit you on it without ever breaking the kiss, kneeling in front of you. When her hands descended to the waistband of your trousers you scolded yourself for wearing simple black cotton panties. She would probably be wearing lace, looking divine with desire burning in her mesmerizing eyes, although you could argue that she looked breathtaking in anything, anyhow.
She unceremoniously hooked her fingers in the waistband and pulled your trousers down, with efficiency and grace you had only ever seen her sport. Her fingertips travelled from your ankles, through your calves and to your thighs; you were struggling to breathe more than ever, and she noticed, leaving your lips with a small smile.
“Let me take care of you,” she whispered, and her hoarse tone betrayed how affected she was by the little you had done so far.
In a titillating show of strength, she laid you on the bed and straddled you. You had barely any time to recover before she descended onto your jaw and neck, sucking extendedly where one met the other; you could feel your pulse against her tongue accelerate more and more.
“Larissa…” your white-knuckled fingers held her shoulder and nape desperately as you whined her name, asking for what you weren’t sure since what she was doing could (ashamedly) very well finish you.
“Shh, darling. Be patient.”
You wanted to say you would love to, but your body wasn’t interested in being so. You almost did, but then one of Larissa’s hands slid underneath your sweatshirt, leaving a path of goosebumps in its wake, and you weren’t able to concentrate enough to vocalize any previous thoughts.
Her fingers found your breasts, and she circled and pinched your nipples while continuing her exploration of your neck, slowly making her way to the little of your collarbones she had access to.
Her weight on your legs kept you from moving too much, but it didn’t stop you from writhing and rising your back from the bad, muscles tightening under her expert attention. You took deep breaths in and held them for as long as possible in the hope of some sense of relief but to no avail.
Interrupting her torture for a few seconds, Larissa occupied herself with pulling off your top. You weren’t given too much time to recover, though, because she would lavish every new expanse of uncovered skin with loving kisses.
Once you had only your underwear on, Larissa sat back, appraising you with deep breaths and hungry eyes.
“You are perfect,” she murmured as her gaze came from your body straight to your eyes, “Absolutely exquisite,” she breathed and, in a second, she was at your mouth again, fiery and demanding.
Her hands gripped the back of your thighs, bringing your legs over her shoulders. You tried to grind against her, and you almost thought she didn’t let you on purpose, but soon enough you felt fingers pressing on your drenched panties.
Larissa’s small laugh on your mouth had your hips jerking, throwing yourself against her fingers. She swallowed your loud mewl with a hum, massaging your clit over the fabric with her thumb.
“See?” she muttered, “Such a perfect, good little girl.”
You whined in protest, and electricity ran through your body at her arched brow and rumbling words.
“Oh? You’re not a good girl?” she asked, innocently, and you shook your head desperately, unable to form words and dying for her to read you, “So you’re what? My plaything?”
“Fuck…” you breathed pathetically as her index and middle fingers started tracing up and down your entrance.
“I didn’t know I had found myself a whore,” she grumbled close to your ear and sucked into your lobe.
You felt like a teenager again. The power she had over you was unparallel to any other person you’d ever been with. She rendered you into a pitiful mess of hormones.
“Let’s see if you can take me like one, then,” she growled and knelt back on the bed, your legs falling from her shoulders as she took off your underwear and threw it somewhere on the floor.
You had half a moment to brace yourself for what was to come, and then you felt it; Larissa’s tongue deepening into your entrance, making its wait to your clit, her lips closing around your hardened bud and sucking.
You screamed. Your thighs clenched in her grasp, threatening to close around her head. She let you, you knew she could keep you from it, she was stronger than you, but she hummed as your trembling legs encircled her, heels pressing onto her back and shoulder blades.
One of her hands traced the inside of your thigh as it made its way between your legs and soon enough you felt a finger pressing inside you, almost immediately finding its goal. Your eyes watered and even tightly shut tears escaped them and ran down your temple.
You were too lost in sensation to think about anything. You gripped Larissa’s hair, shrieking and panting, so close it almost drove you mad. She sucked and circled your clit with her tongue, fingering you faster and faster, how wanted to yell for more, demand release, and then you didn’t have to.
With your grip on her hair, Larissa moaned languidly, vibration and her sharp intake of breath against your heated flesh sent you over the edge with a scream.
Your entire body trembled with aftershocks, Larissa licked and kissed you til it was almost too much. Unabashedly revelling on your pleasure. When your legs started to relax, she planted small kisses on them and finally came up to you.
With all the energy you could muster, you brought a hand to her face, guiding her down to kiss you. You tasted yourself in her mouth and hummed, a satisfied smile twisting your lips. The fondness in her eyes as you parted made your heart hurt.
“Give me a minute,” you breathed, “I want you to sit on my face.”
You didn’t know how long you were laying together. Larissa absentmindedly stroked your hair behind your ears and away from your shoulders, leaving your back bare.
Tucked on her neck, you could smell her; the scent of sex and Larissa should be forbidden, the risk of it driving someone to madness way too high to afford; you in particular.
“Now that we’re back… will you… want to keep us secret?” you had told yourself you would understand her, but you couldn’t keep your voice from sounding small and insecure.
Larissa shifted underneath you, her hand travelling down from your shoulder to your back as she laid you in the bed and hovered over you.
“Pretending to date you was hard enough. I don’t think I’d be able to pretend not to date you now,” she whispered and leant down to kiss you again.
Tags are as follows: @anti-bright-places, @pro-weems-places, @the-bagel24, @regalbootie, @tundra1029, @thoroughly-confused-kiwi-blog, @lilsmeaux, @poorwritingandstalecoffee, @alder-saan, @jelly-frogss, @enchantressb, @imean-its-just-me, @lvinhs, @iloveyall-18, @kimiinou, @jeweleegrey, @a-queen-and-her-throne, @one-pining-queer, @paulsonwifey, @winterfireblond and @bobia13
For the lovelies who stuck around until the end, I have a little surprise. I edited the fic into an EPUB, and will be linking it here, as well as in the Archive of Our Own version. Thank you so much for all the love, you made all the difference.
337 notes · View notes
graytoons · 9 months
Text
Tumblr media
I'm gonna miss both Paul Rudish Mickey & Looney Tunes Cartoons..
85 notes · View notes
marchy-emmet · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Let's be real, @choochooboss 's Team Break Submas are too cute for their own good... They try to be threatening, but their cheeks are pinchable.
So how do I solve that problem?
MAKE THEM CONES AND SHOOT LASERS FROM THEIR EYEBALLS, OBVIOUSLY.
45 notes · View notes
Note
EVIL BOOP
Tumblr media
boop!
Tumblr media
11 notes · View notes
bitterandsugary · 11 months
Text
Jaime Tartt's thighs are my reason to live today
56 notes · View notes
samuelroukin · 2 months
Text
limerence (i'll be your animal) Chapter 8
Chapters: 8/8 Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games) Rating: Explicit Relationships: John "Soap" MacTavish/Simon "Ghost" Riley, John "Soap" MacTavish/Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Smut, Hand Jobs, Public Hand Jobs, Masturbation, Mutual Masturbation, Minor Original Character(s), Blow Jobs, Public Blow Jobs, Face-Fucking, Anal Sex, Spit As Lube, Slurs, Intercrural Sex, Exhibitionism, Light Angst, Scent Kink, Light Dom/sub, Pining, i have lost so much sleep over this fic my god, soap's uvula clit as an anon on tumblr put it lmao, Friends With Benefits, Canon-Typical Violence, Possibly Unrequited Love, Coming In Pants, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Jealousy, uh badly written mission, idiots to lovers, and most importantly: gaz torture (real not clickbait)(but not real torture dw. or is it) Word Count (total): 40,731 Chapter Summary:
The moment passes, and Ghost speaks. “We’re clear.” Soap stands up straight and half-heartedly tries to extract his hand from Ghost’s fingers. They only tighten, and he pulls Soap along like he’s on a leash.
19 notes · View notes
raayllum · 1 year
Text
2x01: Viren takes something that does not belong to him (the king’s seal) as he is ‘just a servant’ and not a king. Callum is unable to take something that does not belong to him (ability to do magic) on account of being ‘only human.’ Viren needs access to the status of king to have greater power; Callum needs a primal stone in order to do magic.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
2x02: Viren tries to unearth the secrets of the mirror, resulting in a breakdown cloaked in darkness. Callum tries to mediate between his friends, who are all keeping secrets, resulting in a breakdown as he steps out of the darkness of the half moon and into the light. He has finally learned the truth about Harrow, and Viren has his first bit of contact with Aaravos.
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
2x03: Callum deals with the fallout of Harrow’s death, as well as ultimately trusting Rayla over Soren and Claudia, who betray him. Viren makes his first real bit of contact with Aaravos.
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
2x04: This is perhaps one of the three most overt episodes to parallel them. Callum goes out into the storm in hopes of connecting to the Sky arcanum, but has too much self preservation (thankfully) to electrocute himself. Likewise, although Viren begins communicating with Aaravos, he has too many reservations to do the blood oath spell by cutting his hand. Both mages reject the mores self destructive pursuit of power - for Viren, he still hopes political machinations can work, and for Callum, primal magic in another way.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
2x05 - 2x06: Depending on where the story goes, these episodes could retroactively have a lot of parallels (the heart of the magma titan was a good thing and a bad thing, resulting in the loss of loved ones; the key of Aaravos, also revealed in tandem, could have a similar good-bad dichotomy with it). However, these episodes do thematically set up Viren and Callum as opposites, for a Narrative of Strength and a Narrative of Love respectively.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
2x07: Faced with a lack of options and desperation to save what they want to protect, Viren makes the blood pact with Aaravos by cutting his hand, and Callum does dark magic in order to save Rayla, thus completing their initial refusal of darkness/danger in 2x04 in the same episode by going through with it anyway. 
Tumblr media Tumblr media
2x08: Viren converses with the mysterious elf in the mirror, while Callum faces a mirror image of himself. Viren falls in deeper in spite of Aaravos’ lack of answers, while Callum rejects dark magic but can’t shake the threat of drowning. 
Tumblr media Tumblr media
2x09: Callum is brought to his knees due to love and sickness, while Viren kneels before death and Aaravos’ machinations. Both are given very different perspectives of love (“I love you with all of myself, and I always will” / “Those who fail tests of love are simple animals. They deserve to be motivated by fear” / “Search your heart” + “You must know it with your head, hand, and heart”) as well postulations of meaning ( “I can’t lose you like this, you mean too much to me” / “This mirror meant something to [Avizandum]. You meant something to him” “Perhaps”). Their arc long search for greater magical purpose is concluded with Callum finding magic within himself, and ultimately freedom, while Viren’s external manifestation of it (Aaraworm) goes into his body, and he is forced into chains. 
Tumblr media Tumblr media
BONUS PARALLELS:
2x07 / 2x08:
Tumblr media Tumblr media
2x08:
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
2x09:
Tumblr media Tumblr media
71 notes · View notes
midnight-puppy · 7 months
Text
Look, I like Tumblr but it suffers from the same problems as many other communities.
Some people, and by that, I mean most people, are so close minded it's crazy. Like, sure it's more inclusive (i.e. sexually inclusive) than other websites but that's just because historically it's been a nsfw blogging site and some people took it on themselves to make it good and inclusive.
But boy oh boy, you guys are always ready to jump at the guns at anything that sticks even by an inch out of your narrative?
"wow, this anon left a note with a well-put opinion but different from mine." Slur time babey
"this guy is showing a personal preference that has nothing to do with me." Time to call him an idiot in a comment
Like, sure, some opinions suck balls (kink Nazis on the nose) but all opinions are at least worth listening to and judging at ground level. No goal in pointing fingers without trying to understand.
20 notes · View notes
1-800-helltalia · 8 days
Text
random songs that remind me of hetalia characters but i don't provide an explanation
latvia: magic room - takayan
lithuania: jolene - dolly parton
england: magic man - heart
america: waste my time - ??? (unknown song)
8 notes · View notes
Text
Futuristic 4 incorrect quotes
because I'm bored, and now it's Your Problem.
Hiro: Why are you like this?? Wilbur: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
____________________________________
Penny: You’re so funny!
Wilbur: Thanks; I’m desperate for people to like me.
____________________________________
Penny: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Wilbur: *standing on the roof* Bless you.
Penny: God?!
____________________________________
Violet: You’re a horrible person!
Wilbur: Maybe. But I’m rich and I’m pretty, so it doesn’t really matter.
____________________________________
Penny: Can you keep a secret?
Violet: Do you know anything about my life?
Penny: No, I don't. Good point.
____________________________________
Violet: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.
____________________________________
Wilbur: You look mentally ill.
Hiro: I am. Let’s go.
____________________________________
Wilbur: Hey, Violet, do you have feelings for me?
Violet: Yeah, anger.
____________________________________
Violet: Damn, Hiro, are you secretly cool?
Hiro: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.
Violet: I do not.
_____________________________________
Violet: *tapping fingers on table*
Penny: *taps fingers back furiously*
Wilbur: …What’s going on?
Hiro: Morse code. They’re talking.
Violet: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -
Penny: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
_____________________________________
Wilbur, looking at Violet: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.
_____________________________________
Penny: So I have made the decision to trust you.
Wilbur: A horrible decision, really.
_____________________________________
Penny: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Violet: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Wilbur: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
______________________________________
Penny, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.
______________________________________
16 notes · View notes