First off this absolutely cursed AU was inspired by Lemonomelette and a post they made -X
Secondly I imagine it all being about bots and cons trying to one up each others factions and not actually helping in any serious way because their too busy with their own faction bs.
Think of two rival car dealerships across the street one upping each other to get business and instead of business with cars its interstellar robot fairys trying to woo sm children to let them grant their inconsequential wishes (which may or may not be worth it) instead of the other guy next door.
[ID: A sketchy comic drawn in purples and blue featuring Cecil Palmer from Welcome To Night Vale and Sans the Skeleton from Undertale. Cecil is an older mid-sized white man with a mullet, a mustache, and body hair. He's wearing an unbuttoned bowling shirt tied into a crop top, assless chaps, bowling shoes, and a thong. Sans is a short skeleton wearing a blue hoodie, shorts, mittens, and slippers. Cecil is colored entirely in purple and Sans is only colored in his clothes, via his blue hoodie and dark shorts.
In the first image, Cecil throws a bowling ball, smiling with his leg and non-throwing arm out for balance. The next image shows Sans standing plainly with his hands in his hoodie pockets and saying "huh" before the bowling ball crashes into his body, sending his bones and clothes in all directions, to which he responds with "aw hell". His hands remain in his mittens as they fly away, and his feet and lower leg bones remain upright in his slippers, unaffected. Above him reads "strike!" in brackets and all caps. end ID]
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i would like to remind the tumblr community that cecil is part of the night vale bowling league
Oh Yeah I scribbled this Last night for the TeamDarkFest poll thing @fernsnailz is hosting … Alot on the Mind today but I have to Submit some Propaganda for this guy I mean Come On . There’s no Team Dark without Him . Do you want that Random Eggpawn from Sonic Free Riders back ??? I Don't Think So! Below are a Curation of Amusing Images of him from the Archie Comics to Add to my Argument :
(I'm sure there is Plenty of Debates about Whether the Reboot Archie Comics are Good or Not but In My Opinion, they are Quite Enjoyable and I do think they have one of the Best versions of Team Dark)
More Cursed to Charm doobles! Also formally introducing Birdsong Birget, a retired, and childless gnome that is 50 yrs old in gnome-years. Her shtick is that she kinda just, quietly adopts these two dorks as her grandkids. She's rlly chill so nobody really minds lol. She's a great grandma-figure and bestie 🙏